Don't Be a Lemon, Zeb

I almost thought Adam Rose was going to debut during the El Torito/Los Matadores Cinco de Mayo party because, duh, it was a party, but him interrupting Zeb Colter's and Jack Swagger's gripe session was an even better entree onto the main roster. Speaking of which, WWE baffles me sometimes, placing the quick-witted and avuncular Dutch Mantell into the role of the xenophobic jackass I'm supposed to boo. I want to like him, I really do! Regardless, I can't wait for Colter to go on some anti-rabbit tirade in the coming weeks. If WWE was going to break Antonio Cesaro away from a feud with Swagger, then Rose was the best possible replacement.