Wrestling Six Packs: Gimmick Matches Trips/Lesnar SHOULD Have Gone With

If peeing your pants is cool, then Triple H is Miles Davis

I don't know about you, but I thought that last night's stipulation reveal for Brock Lesnar and Triple H was kinda weak. No holds barred, really? I mean, it makes sense for the arc of the feud, but Lesnar's match against John Cena was a hardcore match in essence, and I heard the refs played fast and lose at the SummerSlam match. The real kicker was that if Trips lost, he'd have to retire, but that's not really a stipulation as much as it's a consequence, right? I have six ideas for gimmick matches that I thought would have been better.

1. First Urine Match

Triple H admitted to pissing his pants during the first time he and Lesnar tussled in 2013, and embarrassing tropes like that usually end up as centerpieces in feuds. Guys rib each other, and the fans eat it up. So why not have these guys chug water, beer, coffee, whatever, and then the first guy who does a big move to the other one and makes them piss their pants wins. Of course, it'll mean that Lesnar will have piss-soaked board shorts, but really, is he that less odious than Trips is? No? Okay then.

2. Kennel from Hell Match

This would be a great WrestleMania callback! Triple H and Chris Jericho built a feud around Trips' wife making Jericho pick up dogshit, so why not recreate the environment eleven years later! Only this time, Trips and Lesnar are the ones that have to deal with poop instead of Jericho. Plus, the wrestlers can bring the dogs, so it'll be weird when they both bring the most fearsome looking junkyard dogs to the ring that end up being big softies that do nothing but lick faces. Also, I love dogs.

3. Fans Bring the Weapons Match

I won't be at WrestleMania this year, so I wouldn't be the one handing Lesnar the serrated Ginsu knife. However, I know people who are going to WrestleMania, so why couldn't this be the stipulation? Okay, I can see where this might go wrong, but no matter the legal, logistical nightmare, this would be a far better twist on just the regular no holds barred match.

4. Yappapi Strap Match

I just wanna see either Trips or Lesnar recreate this promo:



5. Pick Your Poison

Let Brock Lesnar pick the Ultimate Warrior and Triple H pick Alistair Overeem? Yeah, that would be hilarious.

6. Bra and Panties Match

You know what, change needs to start at the top. If women aren't going to be treated as equals to the men, then the men should be objectified. Who better to bring in the new era of gender blind meat marketing than the COO? That's right. Plus, the sight of 70+ people vomiting at the sight of either guy in a thong would be worth the price of the PPV alone.