Yes, that is a bathrobe in WWE Shop. Yes, it has "You're Welcome" and Damien Sandow's faux signature on the back. No, I am not getting a cut of the profit to shill this. No, I am highlighting this robe mainly because this is one of those few WWE-licensed products that are awesome on an unironic level. I don't have $70 to blow on a wrestler-licensed robe, but if I did, I'd buy ten of them. Wrestling is at its best when it embraces the absurdity embedded in its DNA. This is a prime example of that.
h/t Brian Pickett