This Week In Off-Topic: Happy Valentine's Day!

Man, I had a whole bunch of righteous indignation ready for today, but it all just went poof. I don't have the energy to write about Rex Reed and how he's an awful, horrible human being for fat-shaming Melissa McCarthy in the first place and then hiding behind the "oh, I was just worrying about her health" excuse. So yeah.

Instead, here's an earnest wish for all you people out there who celebrate to have a great V-Day. If you don't have a reason to, that's fine too. There's someone out there for you. I promise.