The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, February 18th

SO GOOD Photo Credit: Georgetown Cupcake

Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - She rocked Niagara Falls this weekend so hard that it flowed the other way for a few seconds. I swear to God, this was the case, or else my name isn't Roderick Aloysius Quartermaine the Fifteenth.

2. Mark Henry (Last Week: 1) - You thought I wasn't serious when I said I was disappointed he didn't split Booker T's and Teddy Long's wigs last night? I DOCKED HIM A SPOT ON THE LIST, THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I WAS.

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 3) - If you're gonna ruin a friendship, Bryan, AT LEAST make sure you get the three count.

4. Cupcakes (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - My aunt-in-law's birthday party Saturday featured cupcakes from Georgetown Cupcakes. Let me tell you, you haven't lived until you've had one of their strawberry champagne cupcakes. SO GOOD.

5. Paul London (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Spaceman, take me to your special hideaway. Wait, I mean. Uh, cool entrance, bro?

6. Antonio Cesaro (Last Week: Not Ranked) - I expect Chalk Line jackets to make a HUGE comeback this week thanks to his entrance-wear.

7. Quentin Trembley, the 8th-and-a-Half President of the United States America (Last Week: Not Ranked) - On this President's Day, remember the only leader of this country that mattered. Remember the man who taught us the preservative properties of peanut brittle, the only one who was bold enough to pack the Supreme Court with real youth, a visionary who knew that wearing pants was always a waste of time (Randy Orton loves this guy). Remember Trembley, the man on the only piece of currency worth a damn in this work-a-day world.

8. Neil DeGrasse Tyson (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He tweeted this picture, which is a stark reminder that we have to get off this rock. Also, the man is a rockstar physicist, which is one of the professions that deserves cultish devotion. That's awesome.

9. Fans of Meat Markets (Last Week: Not Ranked) - First, recruiting and National Signing Day, and now the Combine starts today? It's prime season for creepers who like watching kids and young adults working out and who also may or may not get paid for it.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: She once taught a bullfrog how to do a bulldog.