The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, April 29th

THEY WOULD'VE WON!

Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Jason Collins (Last Week: Not Ranked) - When you can break a barrier in an industry that is largely, famously, and stereotypically macho to the point of homophobic, thus making it easier for your peers to live in their own skin, you are a hero. Tim Brando, Chris Broussard, Ben Shapiro, and anyone else can say what they want, but the truth is, you are a hero

2. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 2) - Y'know, if Undertaker and Kane would have followed the diagrams, they would have beaten The Shield Monday.

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 3) - There was an impromptu RAJETT reunion over the weekend, which proves that even injured, Summerlyn can turn some heads.

4. Mark Henry (Last Week: 1) - When those KFC commercials with the people screaming "I ATE THE BONES!" started popping up, Henry wondered aloud what the big deal was, since he was eating them all along.

5. Terry Funk (Last Week: 4) - It was announced he would be at 2CW's next event for a "confrontation" with Kevin Steen, which is better than a nothing, I suppose. Even TERRY BAH GAWD FUNK can spice up the most mundane sports entertainment enterprises.

6. Pizza (Last Week: 6, kinda)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - What can I say, I'm one of those people who say even bad pizza is good.

7. Veda Scott (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The noted Vegan had bacon bits dumped on her by The Batiri Friday night, and she and Greg Iron STILL retained the AIW Tag Team Championships. That would be like a gallon of lube on a virgin, wouldn't it? No? Maybe? I don't fuckin' know anymore.

8. Ezekiel Ansah (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The 3D glasses with the lenses popped out were an awesome troll-touch to his NFL Draft Day experience, but I think he should have gone all the way and built a hearing aid out of Lego as well.

9. Steph Curry (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He scored 22 points in the third quarter against the Nuggets last night, which is more impressive the 50 he dumped on the Knicks a few months back at the Garden. I gotta wonder, does he just have moments when he goes into the Avatar State and just destroys everything around him? In fact, is Steph Curry the Avatar? I mean, I'm pretty sure he could firebend or ride one of those balls of air if someone dared him to.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: There is no Zuul, only Sara del Rey.