The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, May 6th

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 2) - C'mon, there's no need to explain this after the first post today. C'mon.

2. Mark Henry (Last Week: 4) - I have to say, for as awesome as Bryan was this week, if Henry had attempted murder on Sheamus like he did on Ryback pre-WrestleMania, then he would've clinched the top spot for the next five weeks.

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 3) - I'm not big on conspiracy theories, but I heard that she's getting fitted for a cybernetic neck brace to be able to defend her Girls' Grand Prix tournament title. I would have paid it no mind, but I overheard her refuse to participate in a "robot" dance contest as she'd have an unfair advantage.

4. Ricardo Rodriguez (Last Week: Not Ranked) - ZUBAZ.

5. Gary Washburn (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He was the only one not to vote LeBron James for NBA MVP, which is the most epic troll-fu I've seen all week.

6. Vegetarian Chicken Quesadillas (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Courtesy of Gourmet to Go at Broad and South in Philly, the tofu in it actually had a good chicken texture. Very impressed.

7. Paul London (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The man finished a match despite suffering a concussion at the hands of a sloppy-ass Davey Richards. Maybe weed is therapeutic...

8. James van Riemsdyk (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Even though I'm mad the Flyers traded him away, I can't hate a man who scores a filthy goal like this in the playoffs.

9. Orb (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Congratulations on winning the Kentucky Derby, and more importantly, staving off your impending sale to Tesco for another three weeks!

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: Sara del Rey invented the High Valyrian language.