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| A final bow from the King before bluer pastures (Photo Credit: WWE.com) |
Full Sailors: WHOO!
Referee: Winner!
Full Sailors: Holy crap, dude.
Black: silence
10ye: Glad as I am to get the call up after 15 years, I've got unfinished business here. Fortunately Master Regal will let me settle it with EY, next week... inside a cage.
#DIY: This should be easy. These guys haven't even been on NXTV before!
Guy #1: throws around Ciampa
Johnny Gargano: ...uhhhhh....that was weird. Anyway I tagged in so things should be
Guy #1: also throws him around
Guy #2: Nice. Let me polish him off. tags in
#DIY: recovers, double team, Impact Sandwich
Referee: Winner!
Guy #1: YOU BLEW IT! beats the crap out of Guy #2
Dylan Miley: later, online My bad, dude.
Ember Moon: [God's Production Team interspersing her words with Takeover footage] It was supposed to be my moment. But Asuka proved she'll do anything to stay champion. I was hers. But she's going to be mine. If she stacks up 200 wins, I will be the one in 200-1. I will be the next NXT Women's World Champion.
Heidi Lo... uh, Ruby Riot: HEY!
Full Sailors: HEY!
Kimber L... Frankele: curtseys
Full Sailors: hey wait didn't you
Ruby: You look familiar.
Kimberly: As do you.
Ruby: peers
Kimberly: peers
Both: Naaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Ruby: armdrags
Kimberly: armdrags
Ruby: more sustained offense
Nikki Cross: shows up, smiling menacingly
Kimberly: Ooh! Maybe I can
Ruby: Yeah no, you don't have a storyline yet. flurry, wind up Pele kick
Referee: Winner!
Ruby: Come play my game.
Nikki: walks away smiling
Team Australia: Peyton, I can't wait to do some interior design around this place.
Chris Hero and Norman Smiley: having some awesome discussion
Camera: swivels around to focus on Aliyah and Liv Morgan
Several Viewers: fuckdammit
Team Australia: LOL wotta couple of losers AUUUUUUGHHH!
Peyton: accidentally reveals Liv shoved Billie into one of the ice baths
Billie Kay: SHUT IT OFF SHUT IT OFF SHUT IT OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Oney Lorcan: index finger up (Ed. Note, Oney Lorcan IS here for porkin'. - TH)
Drew Ga... uh, McIntyre: So I have the same Tron I did when I was here but no Broken Dreams, just some bagpipe rock to establish I'm Scottish? Feh, beats Matt Riddle kicking my ass.
Matt Riddle: Bro.
Drew: I got this. overhead belly to belly
Oney: You might think that. two hard charging European uppercuts And yet. tope con hilo For I am
Drew: Getting caught and tilt-a-whirl backbreakered into the apron! Overhead belly-to-belly! Time to win my debut, finally.
Oney: Again: NO. running blockbuster
Drew: Christ, just stay down. HEADBUTT, spider overhead belly to belly
Oney: stares blankly Now I just think you're being obtuse. palm strikes PALM STRIKES PALM STRIKES
Drew: In the immortal words of a wise Riot, yeah no. reverse Alabama Slam, Sick Kick
Referee: Winner!
Drew: This is exactly where I need to be. I built up a rep and could've gone anywhere, but I want to be in NXT.
PA: "the Rising Sun"
Full Sailors: sing along
Shinsuke Goddamn Nakamura: A year ago I came here as a worthy champion from Japan to compete against the best in the world. A year later, I call here home. And I learned from everybody. This place has its own brand because of the energy and life you crazy bastards bring to it.
Full Sailors: NXT! NXT! NXT! NXT!
Shin: You made the chants and the singing--that's the innovation this place made its name are. It's your style. I'll always be NXT because We Are. YEAHOH~!
PA: "the Rising Sun"
Full Sailors: sing along
The Roster, Sans One Champion: come out and applaud
Finn Balor: sup playboy
Shin: oh snap they dragged you into this sendoff!?
Both: hug