 |
| This week on World of Sport! Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Nikki Cross: (sans music while the announcers are making show introductions, essentially clanking two glasses together) Ruuuuuuuby! Come out and playay!
Ruby: Don't have to ask me twice.
Both: slide into the ring at the same time and start throwing hands
Full Sailors: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fiawww BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referees: break it up..ish
Nikki: takes down a security guard as collateral damage, resumes brawling
Ruby: also resumes brawling
Full Sailors: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fiawww BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referees: actually separate them this time
Full Sailors: Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!
Bobby Roode: All last week proved was that Hideo Itami is a coward who isn't smart enough to realize this is my nXt now. He wants a shot at my glorious championship? He'd better earn it.
Cien: Calmate, gringo. Calmate. Mas tranquilo. Por ejemplo. relaxes in the ropes
Drew: Strong point there. Counterargument? BOOT, chops on the outside
Cien: No me gusta. pulls McIntyre into the steps ¡Es bueno! dragon backbreaker, running slap
Drew: NOT amused
Cien: Como se dice EEP?
Drew: rights, tilt-a-whirl slam, Claymore
Referee: Winner!
Cien: Screw this. I'm hitting the club with some honeys.
Master Regal: I'm sure we can end the ugliness the show exhibited in the opening by having a standard wrestling match betwixt Ms. Cross and Ms. Riot.
Tearduct #1: It's quiet.
Tearduct #2: Yes. A little too quiet, if you ask m... God's Production Team, what are you doing here?
God's Production Team: Staying undefeated. Roll the footage!
God's Production Team: Merry Christmas, Frankie Angel.
Kona Reeves: licks the back of his hands a lot Hey, maybe I have a chance here.
Aleister Black: enters
Ron Howard (V.O.): It turned out that Kona had no chance.
Black: forearm shots, front kicks to the chest, CROCOP shot, ROUNDHOUSE
Referee: Winner!
Black: sits in the middle of the ring placidly, as is his wont
Ruby: Here's the thing--I get where SAnitY's coming from. Look at me. Clearly I don't conform to the norm. But here's the thing, SAnitY just wants everyone to conform to how they are or be copies of them, and I ain't nobody's Xerox. Now if you'll excuse me, random interviewer woman, I'm going to head out for my match and certainly nothing bad will happen to me before it even starts.
Nikki: I think we can all agree this was almost too easy for me, right? jumps her from behind, pummeling commences
Ruby: Cute. Retort? headbutt, gouge
Full Sailors: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fiawww BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referees: break it up..ish
Ruby: lays out a security guard and does the Steamboat press OFF the ramp, taking a ref down with Nikki
Referees: actually separate them this time
Master Regal: Next week, Asuka...
Asuka: barely paying attention
Master Regal: ...there'll be a battle royale...
Asuka: mouths "battle royale?" exaggeratedly a couple of times
Master Regal: ...and the winner will be the number one contender to face you next month at Takeover: Chicago
Asuka: semi scoffs and saunters off
Certain Recappers: turn into the Meryl Streep meme
Jack Gallagher: is gentlemanly
Tyler Bate: is WWEUK champion, about as gentlemanly
Both: shake hands
Full Sail (singing): harmonizing Tyler Tyler Bate TYLER BATE TYLER TYLER BATE harmonizing Tyler Tyler Bate TYLER BATE TYLER TYLER BATE
Gallagher: successfully out chain wrestles Bate for 13:25 of a 14-minute match, still loses
William III: WTF
Bate: rolling koppu kick, Tyler Driver '97
Referee: Winner!
Gallagher: Drat.
Trent Seven: applauds from ringside
Wolfgang: applauds from ringside
Mark Andrews: applauds from ringside
Pete Dunne: sneers amongst them
Ruby: Don't have to ask me twice.
Both: slide into the ring at the same time and start throwing hands
Full Sailors: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fiawww BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referees: break it up..ish
Nikki: takes down a security guard as collateral damage, resumes brawling
Ruby: also resumes brawling
Full Sailors: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fiawww BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referees: actually separate them this time
Full Sailors: Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight! Let them fight!
Bobby Roode: All last week proved was that Hideo Itami is a coward who isn't smart enough to realize this is my nXt now. He wants a shot at my glorious championship? He'd better earn it.
Cien: Calmate, gringo. Calmate. Mas tranquilo. Por ejemplo. relaxes in the ropes
Drew: Strong point there. Counterargument? BOOT, chops on the outside
Cien: No me gusta. pulls McIntyre into the steps ¡Es bueno! dragon backbreaker, running slap
Drew: NOT amused
Cien: Como se dice EEP?
Drew: rights, tilt-a-whirl slam, Claymore
Referee: Winner!
Cien: Screw this. I'm hitting the club with some honeys.
Master Regal: I'm sure we can end the ugliness the show exhibited in the opening by having a standard wrestling match betwixt Ms. Cross and Ms. Riot.
Tearduct #1: It's quiet.
Tearduct #2: Yes. A little too quiet, if you ask m... God's Production Team, what are you doing here?
God's Production Team: Staying undefeated. Roll the footage!
God's Production Team: Merry Christmas, Frankie Angel.
Kona Reeves: licks the back of his hands a lot Hey, maybe I have a chance here.
Aleister Black: enters
Ron Howard (V.O.): It turned out that Kona had no chance.
Black: forearm shots, front kicks to the chest, CROCOP shot, ROUNDHOUSE
Referee: Winner!
Black: sits in the middle of the ring placidly, as is his wont
Ruby: Here's the thing--I get where SAnitY's coming from. Look at me. Clearly I don't conform to the norm. But here's the thing, SAnitY just wants everyone to conform to how they are or be copies of them, and I ain't nobody's Xerox. Now if you'll excuse me, random interviewer woman, I'm going to head out for my match and certainly nothing bad will happen to me before it even starts.
Nikki: I think we can all agree this was almost too easy for me, right? jumps her from behind, pummeling commences
Ruby: Cute. Retort? headbutt, gouge
Full Sailors: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fiawww BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referees: break it up..ish
Ruby: lays out a security guard and does the Steamboat press OFF the ramp, taking a ref down with Nikki
Referees: actually separate them this time
Master Regal: Next week, Asuka...
Asuka: barely paying attention
Master Regal: ...there'll be a battle royale...
Asuka: mouths "battle royale?" exaggeratedly a couple of times
Master Regal: ...and the winner will be the number one contender to face you next month at Takeover: Chicago
Asuka: semi scoffs and saunters off
Certain Recappers: turn into the Meryl Streep meme
Jack Gallagher: is gentlemanly
Tyler Bate: is WWEUK champion, about as gentlemanly
Both: shake hands
Full Sail (singing): harmonizing Tyler Tyler Bate TYLER BATE TYLER TYLER BATE harmonizing Tyler Tyler Bate TYLER BATE TYLER TYLER BATE
Gallagher: successfully out chain wrestles Bate for 13:25 of a 14-minute match, still loses
William III: WTF
Bate: rolling koppu kick, Tyler Driver '97
Referee: Winner!
Gallagher: Drat.
Trent Seven: applauds from ringside
Wolfgang: applauds from ringside
Mark Andrews: applauds from ringside
Pete Dunne: sneers amongst them