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| This week: Hideo and the Castigo Excesivo Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Heavy Machinery: Weights and steaks! Shakaloo!
Some Rando Background Extra From Cool Runnings and A Renamed Dylan Miley: smile awkwardly in front of a flashing neon Angle Alert sign I'm sure they placed here, just as they did together as a tag team. for no particular reason! smiles falter sligjtly
Dylan uh Lars Sullivan: I can bang with these dudes!
Other Guy: Good set up! I got it from here. Good stuff.
Heavy Machinery: LOL no you don't splat splut GORSH
Referee: Winners!
Lars Sullivan: grows understandably angry and picks up his erstwhile partner I'll splat splut GORSH you! does
Roderick Strong: Thanks, you guys. What a crazy year: me getting here, my new fiancee, and my even newer baby boy. I opened up about my life and you all accepted me, so thanks from all my heart.
Full Sailors: Thank you, Roddy! clap clap clapclapclap
Roddy: That said: I said I was coming for the Big X, and I am.
Bobby Roode: fake crying Give me a moment, I'm verklempt. I... I just... you have so much good going on for you, man! You're winning matches... FINALLY, and you got a fiancee... a marginally hot one... and a new son who I hear even looks somewhat normal.
Everyone Else: torn between snickering and booing, creating a weird sound vacuum
The Champ: Here's the thing, though: I know you want on the marquee 'cause diapers don't buy themselves, and you want to play the Bobby Roode Lottery the same way these mouth-breathing funnel cake munchers do the real one. I'm going to say this to you, because you're a good hand: STAY. IN YOUR. LANE.
Roddy: now looks alternatively angry and resigned
The Champ: Best of luck, kid! Glorious Domination starts, Roddy's reaction stays in the same place
Sarah Logan: No, I *don't* know what a Mary Dobson is. I'm from the woods, consarn it!
Peyton Royce: Ew. Carnies.
Logan: Now wait just a goshdarned minnit, here!
Royce: Get out of the way of my narrative. Excuse you. ROUNDHOUSE, modified DVD, strike party and a Perfectplex
Referee: Winner!
Royce: well obvi
Billie Kay: from the floor duh doi
The Artist About To No Longer Be Named Rosita: shows up last week and slaps Cien in the face
Earlier Today, Hideo Itami: I'm not going to Japan. One loss doesn't mean I go back after I worked this hard. I'm not done yet.
Now, In A Match With Oney Lorcan: slaps him for no good reason
Full Sailors: murmur
Oney: tries but fails to sustain momentum
Hideo: kicking a bit harder than usual Come on!
Oney: slaps to the face
Hideo: ...
Oney: Charging Euro! Again! Cannonball off the top!
Hideo: augh I'm hurt
Oney: Really?
Hideo: I was until I found all these RECEIPTS you Gollum-ass looking mother HARDER SLAPS TO THE FACE
Tom Phillips: That shortcut isn't like the Hideo Itami we've seen before.
Hideo: Sure it is. GO TO SLEEP.
Full Sailors: Yay!
Hideo: GO TO SLEEP.
Full Sailors: ...uhhh...yay?
Hideo: I'm. Not. Done. Yet. GO. TO. SLEEP.
Full Sailors: ...you know what? No. BOOOOOOOO!
Kassius Ohno: I concur. What are you doing, man?
Hideo: You. Again. shoves him
Ohno: goes through a gamut of emotions, THEN shoves him harder
Hideo: stares vitriollically and leaves
Oney: still legally dead in Third World countries
Full Sailors: No way! Jose!
Jose: Yes way. You saw me come back last week, why do you sound surpri---ohhh. Hey, everybody! slightly less dancing than usual
Killian Dain: And for this trespass, I will EAT YOU.
Jose: Really?
KD: No, but I'm going to beat you up a lot. does so
Jose: But...but I'm hitting you as hard as I can! I managed to hit a TKO on you!
KD: And yet. HEADBUTT, shotgun dropkick, Not the One Winged Angel
Referee: Winner!
KD: poses menancingly
Some Rando Background Extra From Cool Runnings and A Renamed Dylan Miley: smile awkwardly in front of a flashing neon Angle Alert sign I'm sure they placed here, just as they did together as a tag team. for no particular reason! smiles falter sligjtly
Other Guy: Good set up! I got it from here. Good stuff.
Heavy Machinery: LOL no you don't splat splut GORSH
Referee: Winners!
Lars Sullivan: grows understandably angry and picks up his erstwhile partner I'll splat splut GORSH you! does
Roderick Strong: Thanks, you guys. What a crazy year: me getting here, my new fiancee, and my even newer baby boy. I opened up about my life and you all accepted me, so thanks from all my heart.
Full Sailors: Thank you, Roddy! clap clap clapclapclap
Roddy: That said: I said I was coming for the Big X, and I am.
Bobby Roode: fake crying Give me a moment, I'm verklempt. I... I just... you have so much good going on for you, man! You're winning matches... FINALLY, and you got a fiancee... a marginally hot one... and a new son who I hear even looks somewhat normal.
Everyone Else: torn between snickering and booing, creating a weird sound vacuum
The Champ: Here's the thing, though: I know you want on the marquee 'cause diapers don't buy themselves, and you want to play the Bobby Roode Lottery the same way these mouth-breathing funnel cake munchers do the real one. I'm going to say this to you, because you're a good hand: STAY. IN YOUR. LANE.
Roddy: now looks alternatively angry and resigned
The Champ: Best of luck, kid! Glorious Domination starts, Roddy's reaction stays in the same place
Sarah Logan: No, I *don't* know what a Mary Dobson is. I'm from the woods, consarn it!
Peyton Royce: Ew. Carnies.
Logan: Now wait just a goshdarned minnit, here!
Royce: Get out of the way of my narrative. Excuse you. ROUNDHOUSE, modified DVD, strike party and a Perfectplex
Referee: Winner!
Royce: well obvi
Billie Kay: from the floor duh doi
The Artist About To No Longer Be Named Rosita: shows up last week and slaps Cien in the face
Earlier Today, Hideo Itami: I'm not going to Japan. One loss doesn't mean I go back after I worked this hard. I'm not done yet.
Now, In A Match With Oney Lorcan: slaps him for no good reason
Full Sailors: murmur
Oney: tries but fails to sustain momentum
Hideo: kicking a bit harder than usual Come on!
Oney: slaps to the face
Hideo: ...
Oney: Charging Euro! Again! Cannonball off the top!
Hideo: augh I'm hurt
Oney: Really?
Hideo: I was until I found all these RECEIPTS you Gollum-ass looking mother HARDER SLAPS TO THE FACE
Tom Phillips: That shortcut isn't like the Hideo Itami we've seen before.
Hideo: Sure it is. GO TO SLEEP.
Full Sailors: Yay!
Hideo: GO TO SLEEP.
Full Sailors: ...uhhh...yay?
Hideo: I'm. Not. Done. Yet. GO. TO. SLEEP.
Full Sailors: ...you know what? No. BOOOOOOOO!
Kassius Ohno: I concur. What are you doing, man?
Hideo: You. Again. shoves him
Ohno: goes through a gamut of emotions, THEN shoves him harder
Hideo: stares vitriollically and leaves
Oney: still legally dead in Third World countries
Full Sailors: No way! Jose!
Jose: Yes way. You saw me come back last week, why do you sound surpri---ohhh. Hey, everybody! slightly less dancing than usual
Killian Dain: And for this trespass, I will EAT YOU.
Jose: Really?
KD: No, but I'm going to beat you up a lot. does so
Jose: But...but I'm hitting you as hard as I can! I managed to hit a TKO on you!
KD: And yet. HEADBUTT, shotgun dropkick, Not the One Winged Angel
Referee: Winner!
KD: poses menancingly