The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, May 13th

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Mark Henry (Last Week: 2) - It's one thing to pull three trucks over the course of two pulls, but it's another to do it in dedication to all the moms out there, especially those fine-ass single moms who want them some Sexual Chocolate.

2. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 3) - Major props, she engaged in some constructive conversation about ACW and its role in granting women an equal place at the table over Twitter. More reason why she's awesome.

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - He had the massive huevos to stand up to The Ryback after being battered like a tasty onion ring AND he provided the only non-Mark Henry segment on Smackdown worth watching? And it only gets him third this week? Boom.

4. Athena (Last Week: Not Ranked) - If you think that trophy's an impressive prize, wait until she gets entered in her own Pac-Man maze of cupcakes.

5. Ground Chicken as Taco Meat (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Seriously, it's better than ground turkey and super-lean beef. Do this - get ground chicken, whatever taco seasoning you use (homemade or otherwise), shredded cheese, sriracha sauce, guacamole, and sour cream. Crunchy taco shells too, none of this soft BS. Bam, chicken tacos fit for a king.

6. Jessicka Havok (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The only reason she's not higher is because if you're a killer of zombies, isn't the LED light on your gasmask a dead giveaway? C'MON NOW. PRACTICALITY! SHEESH.

7. Ricardo Rodriguez (Last Week: 4) - "I have only one regret, and that it's I have but one intestinal tract to give towards a ladder shot for Alberto del Rio." -- RR after RAW, most likely.

8. @FanSince09 (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He's so popular that terrible sportswriters basically plagiarize his parody work.

9. Steph Curry (Last Week: Not Ranked) - I'm beginning to think he's not playing around, guys. Dude's gotta have a stash of Mario stars hidden somewhere. It's the only explanation I have.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: Sara del Rey's Limit Break attack involves encasing her foe in chewed gum and then giving them a piledriver through to the center of the Earth. She's never really attained that level of break points because she's so even-tempered.