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Male Members of SAnitY: owwwwww
Black Shirt Security Randos: SAME
Three Suspiciously Familiar-Looking Men: walk away in the distance from the parking lot
Percy Watson: It's clearly Cole, Fish, and O'Reilly!
Nigel McGuiness: This is America, and you are innocent until proven guilty.
Several Thousand Eyebrows Attached To WWEN Viewers Who Know Their History: raise
Drew McIntyre: This belt is my life's work, 17 years worth of it. It's also a big target, and people started coming at me from Minute 1. It's one thing to win it, another to defend it, but it's my world now. If you want a shot at the champ lays belt out midring come out, look at me in the eyes like a man, and ask me to fight.
Roderick Strong: enters the arena
Mauro: He beat our new champ a couple of weeks ago thanks to help from then champ Bobby Roode, who he faces in our main event here tonight!
Roddy: First off, congratulations on the title win. Second, you're right, that belt does make you a target, especially since it's the only thing I care about besides me and my family. Tonight I finally beat Bobby Roode looks at him in the eyes similar to a fashion of an adult male and after that, I'm here.
DMC: Yes! That's what I wanted! We'll do this. You asked like a damn man...so I hope you're ready to get KTFOed like one, too. holds the belt up
Full Sailors: slight oohs giving way to applause
Roddy: keeps eyes focused on Drew and the belt as he leaves
Bobby Roode, via last week's online content: Going to Big Blue is all well and good. But never fear: I'll put Roddy in his place, get my rematch, and win back my belt. Of course this is totally all going to happen, I just got called up and only have lost once all year. It'll all go according to plan. OBVIOUSLY.
Mauro: Asuka announced her broken collarbone on Twitter, we'll have her here next week for "an update".
Peyton Royce: I got this! Don't I, boo?
Billie Kay: Of course you do.
Ruby Riot: Whatever, jerks.
Both: go hold and counter hold
Full Sailors: dueling chants
Nigel: Took them long enough.
Peyton: tosses Ruby out by Billie
Ref: looks that way
Billie: chuckles and taunts Ruby
Ruby: Three kick combo! Deadly Nightshade! Buzzsaw kick!
Peyton: Kickout! Death Valley Driver!
Ruby: ...wait, really?
Peyton: Yup!
Ruby: KICKOUT!
Peyton: WTF, mate?
Ruby: Powerbomb!
Peyton: Kickout? Kickout! Billie, help!
Billie: pulls her out of the ring
Ruby: Billie, splat! topes both and throws Peyton back in after making sure Billie's down
Peyton: HELLLLLLP! pulls the apron into the ring
Ref: Crap, now I gotta deal with this...
Billie: SPLAT! kicks Ruby almost through her head and leaves her in place for Peyton by the apron
Peyton: OfCourseI'mPerfectplex!
Referee: Winner!
Team Australia: YAY!
Master Regal: Rest assured that once we find the people responsible for the parking lot attack, we shall... hello.
Kassius Ohno: I just wanted to say I'm better now, sir, and I want...
Master Regal: ...I dare presume to say Hideo Itami. That's fine, lad, you'll get him next week.
KO1.0: Oh...uh...thanks. Well, also, given his -- proclivities lately, and what he did to me, I'd like to request it be no disqualification as well.
Master Regal: Very well.
KO1.0: Thank you.
Heavy Machinery: Shakes and weights! Power power power! Compactor!
Referee: Winners!
Victims: owwwwwwwwwwwww
Nigel: "I was going to say 'Who's the legal man?'; it doesn't matter, he pinned both of them!"
Also Master Regal, But "Earlier Today": Lars Sullivan, for laying out three tag partners, you are now in a 3 on 1 handicap match next week.
Lars Sullivan: smirks slyly Feed me more.
Master Regal: What?
Lars: Hm?
Mauro: Next week, Cien gets a rematch against Cezar Bononi. This is in addition to the KO/Hideo no DQ match!
Many Full Sailors: Thank you, Bobby! clap clap clapclapclap
Bobby: "You think you can beat me? You're a failure, and I'm going to prove it again tonight. This is my NXT! I am... GLORIOUS!"
Roddy: shoves him down with both hands
Many Full Sailors: BOO!
Roddy: Backbreaker! Backbreaker!
Bobby: Shove backfirst into the post! Spinebuster on the floor!
UPS Guy: Mr. Strong, can you sign for this, please?
Roddy: What...what is i
Bobby: IT'S YOUR OWN PETARD! What a glorious joke!
Roddy: Death By Roderick!
Bobby: ow
Roddy: Half nelson backbreaker! Butterfly bomb!
Bobby: But I kickou
Roddy: But I Boston Crab you! What a glorious submission!
Bobby: You can't say that! That's MY THING that I say! TKO! Spinebuster! Let me go back to Tuesdays where I belong.
Roddy: Kickout! Owenzuigri! Superplex!
Bobby: OW!
Roddy: angles his body slightly so Bobby can't see him OW Cover!
Bobby: Kickout!
Full Sailors: This is awesome!
Both: fight each other
Drake: no don't hit me
Roddy: pulls up short on the jumping knee in time
Bobby: Chump. GDT!
Roddy: rolls towards the ropes and gets a foot on the bottom one in time
Bobby: You'll NEVER be as good as me! You're an embarrassment to your family! You
Roddy: knee
Bobby: OW
Roddy: knee
Bobby: OW
Roddy: knee
Bobby: silent
Roddy: End of Heartache!
Full Sailors: One more time! One more time! One more time!
Roddy: And this, Robert, is where we part ways. Oh, one more thing blows him a kiss, End of Heartache one more time
Drake: Winner!
DMC: comes out Good show, lad. points at Roddy & holds up the belt again See you soon, lad. See you real
Men of Dishonor: We'll see you sooner SWARM! pummel DMC, lay out some more black shirts
Some Guy: DDT on the ramp, BAY BAY!
Master Regal: briskly walks out, obviously fuming
Men of Dishonor: headed to the back via the side entrance
Some Guy, BAY BAY: You'll never know when we're coming! Everybody's on notice! This is our NXT now!
Regal: follows them all the way out of the arena proper to the parking lot, is reminded of the time 54 minutes ago when others were hurt and is also now a trace sad with his fuming anger
Black Shirt Security Randos: SAME
Three Suspiciously Familiar-Looking Men: walk away in the distance from the parking lot
Percy Watson: It's clearly Cole, Fish, and O'Reilly!
Nigel McGuiness: This is America, and you are innocent until proven guilty.
Several Thousand Eyebrows Attached To WWEN Viewers Who Know Their History: raise
Drew McIntyre: This belt is my life's work, 17 years worth of it. It's also a big target, and people started coming at me from Minute 1. It's one thing to win it, another to defend it, but it's my world now. If you want a shot at the champ lays belt out midring come out, look at me in the eyes like a man, and ask me to fight.
Roderick Strong: enters the arena
Mauro: He beat our new champ a couple of weeks ago thanks to help from then champ Bobby Roode, who he faces in our main event here tonight!
Roddy: First off, congratulations on the title win. Second, you're right, that belt does make you a target, especially since it's the only thing I care about besides me and my family. Tonight I finally beat Bobby Roode looks at him in the eyes similar to a fashion of an adult male and after that, I'm here.
DMC: Yes! That's what I wanted! We'll do this. You asked like a damn man...so I hope you're ready to get KTFOed like one, too. holds the belt up
Full Sailors: slight oohs giving way to applause
Roddy: keeps eyes focused on Drew and the belt as he leaves
Bobby Roode, via last week's online content: Going to Big Blue is all well and good. But never fear: I'll put Roddy in his place, get my rematch, and win back my belt. Of course this is totally all going to happen, I just got called up and only have lost once all year. It'll all go according to plan. OBVIOUSLY.
Mauro: Asuka announced her broken collarbone on Twitter, we'll have her here next week for "an update".
Peyton Royce: I got this! Don't I, boo?
Billie Kay: Of course you do.
Ruby Riot: Whatever, jerks.
Both: go hold and counter hold
Full Sailors: dueling chants
Nigel: Took them long enough.
Peyton: tosses Ruby out by Billie
Ref: looks that way
Billie: chuckles and taunts Ruby
Ruby: Three kick combo! Deadly Nightshade! Buzzsaw kick!
Peyton: Kickout! Death Valley Driver!
Ruby: ...wait, really?
Peyton: Yup!
Ruby: KICKOUT!
Peyton: WTF, mate?
Ruby: Powerbomb!
Peyton: Kickout? Kickout! Billie, help!
Billie: pulls her out of the ring
Ruby: Billie, splat! topes both and throws Peyton back in after making sure Billie's down
Peyton: HELLLLLLP! pulls the apron into the ring
Ref: Crap, now I gotta deal with this...
Billie: SPLAT! kicks Ruby almost through her head and leaves her in place for Peyton by the apron
Peyton: OfCourseI'mPerfectplex!
Referee: Winner!
Team Australia: YAY!
Master Regal: Rest assured that once we find the people responsible for the parking lot attack, we shall... hello.
Kassius Ohno: I just wanted to say I'm better now, sir, and I want...
Master Regal: ...I dare presume to say Hideo Itami. That's fine, lad, you'll get him next week.
KO1.0: Oh...uh...thanks. Well, also, given his -- proclivities lately, and what he did to me, I'd like to request it be no disqualification as well.
Master Regal: Very well.
KO1.0: Thank you.
Heavy Machinery: Shakes and weights! Power power power! Compactor!
Referee: Winners!
Victims: owwwwwwwwwwwww
Nigel: "I was going to say 'Who's the legal man?'; it doesn't matter, he pinned both of them!"
Also Master Regal, But "Earlier Today": Lars Sullivan, for laying out three tag partners, you are now in a 3 on 1 handicap match next week.
Lars Sullivan: smirks slyly Feed me more.
Master Regal: What?
Lars: Hm?
Mauro: Next week, Cien gets a rematch against Cezar Bononi. This is in addition to the KO/Hideo no DQ match!
Many Full Sailors: Thank you, Bobby! clap clap clapclapclap
Bobby: "You think you can beat me? You're a failure, and I'm going to prove it again tonight. This is my NXT! I am... GLORIOUS!"
Roddy: shoves him down with both hands
Many Full Sailors: BOO!
Roddy: Backbreaker! Backbreaker!
Bobby: Shove backfirst into the post! Spinebuster on the floor!
UPS Guy: Mr. Strong, can you sign for this, please?
Roddy: What...what is i
Bobby: IT'S YOUR OWN PETARD! What a glorious joke!
Roddy: Death By Roderick!
Bobby: ow
Roddy: Half nelson backbreaker! Butterfly bomb!
Bobby: But I kickou
Roddy: But I Boston Crab you! What a glorious submission!
Bobby: You can't say that! That's MY THING that I say! TKO! Spinebuster! Let me go back to Tuesdays where I belong.
Roddy: Kickout! Owenzuigri! Superplex!
Bobby: OW!
Roddy: angles his body slightly so Bobby can't see him OW Cover!
Bobby: Kickout!
Full Sailors: This is awesome!
Both: fight each other
Drake: no don't hit me
Roddy: pulls up short on the jumping knee in time
Bobby: Chump. GDT!
Roddy: rolls towards the ropes and gets a foot on the bottom one in time
Bobby: You'll NEVER be as good as me! You're an embarrassment to your family! You
Roddy: knee
Bobby: OW
Roddy: knee
Bobby: OW
Roddy: knee
Bobby: silent
Roddy: End of Heartache!
Full Sailors: One more time! One more time! One more time!
Roddy: And this, Robert, is where we part ways. Oh, one more thing blows him a kiss, End of Heartache one more time
Drake: Winner!
DMC: comes out Good show, lad. points at Roddy & holds up the belt again See you soon, lad. See you real
Men of Dishonor: We'll see you sooner SWARM! pummel DMC, lay out some more black shirts
Some Guy: DDT on the ramp, BAY BAY!
Master Regal: briskly walks out, obviously fuming
Men of Dishonor: headed to the back via the side entrance
Some Guy, BAY BAY: You'll never know when we're coming! Everybody's on notice! This is our NXT now!
Regal: follows them all the way out of the arena proper to the parking lot, is reminded of the time 54 minutes ago when others were hurt and is also now a trace sad with his fuming anger