WWE.com is running a story that Paul Heyman is scouting for a third client to add to his stable that includes CM Punk and Brock Lesnar. This is huge news since WWE hasn't had a mega-stable of bad guys under a manager since La Familia, and not one that had more than one main event dude in it since The Corporate Ministry. Ever on the case, I commissioned my own crack team of researchers to find out as much dirt as they could. They got back to me with these results, which I have distilled down into handy bar graph form. Enjoy!
GODDAMNIT, IT'S HORNSWOGGLE? IT'S ALWAYS GODDAMN HORNSWOGGLE!