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Allied Strikers y Humberto Carrillo: have formed a trios per last week's events
the Forgotten Sons: done been a trios for a while now
Oney Lorcan: Chops! Blockbuster! Flying Euro! Tope con hilo all y'all!
Jaxson Ryker: blind tags in and spinebusters Carillo before whaling on him
the Sons: all hit variants of the Bossman straddle Double neckbreaker!
Ryker: Second rope diving headbutt!
Carillo: Kickout! dodges Tag!
Danny Burch: Rights! German! Corner Owenzuigiri! Second rope stiff legged dropkick and nip up! Crossface!
Babyfaces: start flying around
Carillo: topes Oney when Ryker pulls Blake to safely
Burch: tries to win a 3 on 1
the Sons: swarm him in due time
Humberto: Springboard save!
Ryker: Polish Hammers him into a splut
the Sons: Buckle bomb/backbreaker combos! hoist up Burch and Carrillo Flying stomp inverted DDT combo! pin the legal Burch
Referee: Winners!
"Earlier Today" Queen Cathy: Do you have any remorse about what you did a couple of weeks ago?
Shayna Baszler: I have no remorse or sympathy; even if I did it'd be buried in the sand with what's left of Kairi and Io.
Queen Cathy: Did that happen because Io's pinned you and you have yet to pin her?
Shayna: whips off the shades, glares, slaps the mic out of her hand and stomps off with the Underlings
"Earlier This Week" at the PC: cameraman runs into the space with all the rings
Mia Yim, While Repping the Wu with Her Shirt on Their Most Sacred Day of the Week: hops off the apron of one
Bianca BelAir: ...and you need to keep your name out of my mouth...
Mia: Ain't nobody worried about you!
TAFKA Stokely Hathaway: runs in around the corner of the smacktalk and whips out his phone WorldStar style
Robbie Brookside: tries and fails to get the ladies to stop
Bianca: You filming this? UH uh. storms off
Mia: almost gives TAFKASH These Hands for old times sake barely visible on screen in a joke for like 13% of us
TAFKASH: gets two for flinching
The 13% of Us: cackle uproariously
Mia Bianca: will fight next week
Mansoor: comes out to barely a response
Dominik Dijakovic: small pop Cyclone kick!
Mansoor: Dodge! puts on side headlockDuck, dive, dip -- oh, man, I'm forgetting something
D2: catches him flying off and throws him nearly into the front row
Mansoor: ...kickout.
D2: Ambidexterous corner back elbows! Turning second rope splash!
Mansoor: ...also kicking out-desperation sleeper! Corner Owenzuigiri!
Full Sailors: start getting behind him
Mansoor: Buzzsaw kick! Step up Owen off of your knee.
D2: Kickout. You go splat now. Strike party! Lariat! FEAST! YOUR! EYES!
Referee: Winner!
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED:
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Dijakovic: keeps staring stoically
God's Production Team: informs us piggybacking off of last week that Riddle v. Cole will happen next week, then shows us the end of the main event from last week
Kyle O'Reilly: I don't get it. I really don't. Johnny Gargano has to be the luckiest man on the face of this Earth. Possibly ever!
Bobby Fish: He's on borrowed time. More importantly is next week.
Roderick Strong: And Adam Cole is going to take the OB and drop him off of a pier, no doubt about it.
Adam Cole: Don't let last week fool you. We are badder - tougher - stronger than we've ever been! We're not focusing on Roddy dropping the ball! And come next week, Matt Riddle, you're
Roddy: staring Really? REALLY? walks off
A Virtual Needle: almost scratches to the point where UE's music stops playing in the background
Adam: What? WHAT? I was kidding! Obviously.
Not rEDragon: Well - yes, obviously - but then
Adam: Can he not take a joke or can he not take a loss? What was that?
Bobby: Jokes are fine, but your timing... whistles, goes after Roddy
Kyle: It's fine. It's fine.
Adam: On a scale of 1 to Bullet Club, how fine is it?
Kyle: ...what?
Adam: ...what?
Kyle: They don't allow bullets around here, you know that.
Adam: It's FLOR I DA
Kyle: I think he pronounces it Flo Rida?
Adam: stares
Kyle: ...what?
KO1.0: comes out in black like the Omen
KUSHIDA: probably gets you pregnant off this sweet ass entrance, proffers the Hand of Friendship
Ohno: kicks it away
Full Sailors: BOOOOOOO! KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA!
Ohno: controls Kushida on the mat
KUSHIDA: reverses it, controls Ohno even more, and gives him a patronizing double clap on the back
Both: try offense and fail
KUSHIDA: Cartwheel basement dropkick! Standing moonsault!
Ohno: Caught and cravate-d!
Both: go for punches and think better of it
Ohno: drops to a knee and tries a handshake again
KUSHIDA: looks at the Full Sailors
Full Sailors: What's NO in Japanese? Is it no?
Ohno: BOOT!
Full Sailors: We tried to tell you, man. KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA!
KUSHIDA: Backflip kick! Owenzuigiri from the apron! Springboard tomahawk chop! Around the world dropkick to the left arm!
Ohno: Electric Chair facebuster!
KUSHIDA: is bleeding from the nose
God's Production Team: is on it
Announce: ditto
Ohno: You don't belong here!
KUSHIDA: DTH~! into the middle buckle! West Coast Pop (well, mostly)!
Ohno: Kickout
KUSHIDA: Windup forearm! Big right! makes Ohno shake his hand Handspring
Ohno: Forearm! Bike kick!
KUSHIDA: Windup punch! PK to the left arm! Around the horn Hoverboard Lock!
Ohno: taps
Referee: Winner!
KUSHIDA: poses on the buckle after getting his arm raised
the Forgotten Sons: done been a trios for a while now
Oney Lorcan: Chops! Blockbuster! Flying Euro! Tope con hilo all y'all!
Jaxson Ryker: blind tags in and spinebusters Carillo before whaling on him
the Sons: all hit variants of the Bossman straddle Double neckbreaker!
Ryker: Second rope diving headbutt!
Carillo: Kickout! dodges Tag!
Danny Burch: Rights! German! Corner Owenzuigiri! Second rope stiff legged dropkick and nip up! Crossface!
Babyfaces: start flying around
Carillo: topes Oney when Ryker pulls Blake to safely
Burch: tries to win a 3 on 1
the Sons: swarm him in due time
Humberto: Springboard save!
Ryker: Polish Hammers him into a splut
the Sons: Buckle bomb/backbreaker combos! hoist up Burch and Carrillo Flying stomp inverted DDT combo! pin the legal Burch
Referee: Winners!
"Earlier Today" Queen Cathy: Do you have any remorse about what you did a couple of weeks ago?
Shayna Baszler: I have no remorse or sympathy; even if I did it'd be buried in the sand with what's left of Kairi and Io.
Queen Cathy: Did that happen because Io's pinned you and you have yet to pin her?
Shayna: whips off the shades, glares, slaps the mic out of her hand and stomps off with the Underlings
"Earlier This Week" at the PC: cameraman runs into the space with all the rings
Mia Yim, While Repping the Wu with Her Shirt on Their Most Sacred Day of the Week: hops off the apron of one
Bianca BelAir: ...and you need to keep your name out of my mouth...
Mia: Ain't nobody worried about you!
TAFKA Stokely Hathaway: runs in around the corner of the smacktalk and whips out his phone WorldStar style
Robbie Brookside: tries and fails to get the ladies to stop
Bianca: You filming this? UH uh. storms off
Mia: almost gives TAFKASH These Hands for old times sake barely visible on screen in a joke for like 13% of us
TAFKASH: gets two for flinching
The 13% of Us: cackle uproariously
Mia Bianca: will fight next week
Mansoor: comes out to barely a response
Dominik Dijakovic: small pop Cyclone kick!
Mansoor: Dodge! puts on side headlockDuck, dive, dip -- oh, man, I'm forgetting something
D2: catches him flying off and throws him nearly into the front row
Mansoor: ...kickout.
D2: Ambidexterous corner back elbows! Turning second rope splash!
Mansoor: ...also kicking out-desperation sleeper! Corner Owenzuigiri!
Full Sailors: start getting behind him
Mansoor: Buzzsaw kick! Step up Owen off of your knee.
D2: Kickout. You go splat now. Strike party! Lariat! FEAST! YOUR! EYES!
Referee: Winner!
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED:
Full Sailors: Vel vet een! Vel vet een! Vel vet een!
Dijakovic: keeps staring stoically
God's Production Team: informs us piggybacking off of last week that Riddle v. Cole will happen next week, then shows us the end of the main event from last week
Kyle O'Reilly: I don't get it. I really don't. Johnny Gargano has to be the luckiest man on the face of this Earth. Possibly ever!
Bobby Fish: He's on borrowed time. More importantly is next week.
Roderick Strong: And Adam Cole is going to take the OB and drop him off of a pier, no doubt about it.
Adam Cole: Don't let last week fool you. We are badder - tougher - stronger than we've ever been! We're not focusing on Roddy dropping the ball! And come next week, Matt Riddle, you're
Roddy: staring Really? REALLY? walks off
A Virtual Needle: almost scratches to the point where UE's music stops playing in the background
Adam: What? WHAT? I was kidding! Obviously.
Not rEDragon: Well - yes, obviously - but then
Adam: Can he not take a joke or can he not take a loss? What was that?
Bobby: Jokes are fine, but your timing... whistles, goes after Roddy
Kyle: It's fine. It's fine.
Adam: On a scale of 1 to Bullet Club, how fine is it?
Kyle: ...what?
Adam: ...what?
Kyle: They don't allow bullets around here, you know that.
Adam: It's FLOR I DA
Kyle: I think he pronounces it Flo Rida?
Adam: stares
Kyle: ...what?
KO1.0: comes out in black like the Omen
KUSHIDA: probably gets you pregnant off this sweet ass entrance, proffers the Hand of Friendship
Ohno: kicks it away
Full Sailors: BOOOOOOO! KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA!
Ohno: controls Kushida on the mat
KUSHIDA: reverses it, controls Ohno even more, and gives him a patronizing double clap on the back
Both: try offense and fail
KUSHIDA: Cartwheel basement dropkick! Standing moonsault!
Ohno: Caught and cravate-d!
Both: go for punches and think better of it
Ohno: drops to a knee and tries a handshake again
KUSHIDA: looks at the Full Sailors
Full Sailors: What's NO in Japanese? Is it no?
Ohno: BOOT!
Full Sailors: We tried to tell you, man. KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA! KU SHI DA!
KUSHIDA: Backflip kick! Owenzuigiri from the apron! Springboard tomahawk chop! Around the world dropkick to the left arm!
Ohno: Electric Chair facebuster!
KUSHIDA: is bleeding from the nose
God's Production Team: is on it
Announce: ditto
Ohno: You don't belong here!
KUSHIDA: DTH~! into the middle buckle! West Coast Pop (well, mostly)!
Ohno: Kickout
KUSHIDA: Windup forearm! Big right! makes Ohno shake his hand Handspring
Ohno: Forearm! Bike kick!
KUSHIDA: Windup punch! PK to the left arm! Around the horn Hoverboard Lock!
Ohno: taps
Referee: Winner!
KUSHIDA: poses on the buckle after getting his arm raised
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