Yeah Paul, I'd Be Annoyed Too

Y'know, when Chris Jericho was "Cool Dad," he at least didn't do anything gross like grope Fandango's dancers or make constant gay jokes at Fandango's expense (which is something I'm sure if Vince McMahon had his druthers, he'd allow everyone who faced Fandango to do). But shoving a contract in Paul Heyman's pants? Yeah, that's sexual assault, brotha. The sheer stupidity of the whole situation? Heyman's character is that of a lawyer. But of course, if you sue for sexual assault, that proves how wrong you were in the story fabric, and sadly, in the minds of the fans. We still have a long goddamn way to go.