The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, February 11th

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Mark Henry (Last Week: 10) - He came back, and the force of entry was so great it catapulted him to the top spot. I had to recognize.

2. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - She totally rocked the Ultimate Warrior t-shirt, which is not something mere mortals can do.

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Mark Henry threw his head so hard against the guardrail Monday that he got knocked down two spots. TWO. MARK HENRY DON'T FUCK AROUND. GROWN ASS MEN HAD TO TALK.

4. 3.0 (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Finally, they have reclaimed the gold, only this time, let's hope the crazy, Red Bull-addled Canucks get to hold it for more than one defense this time.

5. Prime Rib (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Even when it's a little dry and well done, it's still goddamn delicious.

6. Ben Brust (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Hey, you know those half-court shots that dudes launch in desperation at the end of games to try and tie/win in impossible situations? Yeah, this dude hit one for Wisconsin to send the game with No. 3 Michigan to overtime, a game the Badgers went onto win. That is Disney-level shit right there.

7. Green Ant (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Yeah, I know, it was Chikara doing something that WWE usually does, but c'mon, Green Ant has been groomed for this moment ever since the first time he stepped into the ring with Mike Quackenbush. He's ready for a title shot. Can't wait to see both the match against Eddie Kingston this weekend and the one he'll have in Orlando for the gold.

8. LuFisto (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not only did she tap the WSU World Champion in her CZW feature mixed tag match, she earned a number one contendership credit by putting down her archnemesis, Mercedes Martinez. Forget all that though; if LuFisto wrestles a bear this week, she'll shoot up to at least #2, if not #1.

9. Ellen DeGeneres (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Only because we have at least this one thing in common

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 9) - SARA DEL REY FACTS: Now that Mark Henry came back, the "facts" meme has defaulted to Sara del Rey, which she used to parlay into a lifetime supply of gum.