The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, June 10

In his mind, Jack Swagger is really Zerblax Photo Credit: WWE.com

Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Well, he not only passed the Crab Nebula Crab and Zerblax the Transmogrifier as Best in the Universe, but he also has beaten out the Earth-3 version of himself, the Kingdom Come Universe version of the Giant Bug What Eats People, and an alternate dimension version of Maury Povich who doesn't host a talk show but is actually a crime fighter/used car salesman who gives the BEST prices on low-mileage Toyotas as Best in the Multiverse. Don't ask me how I know this, I just know.

2. Mark Henry (Last Week: 6) - Mark Henry split some wigs on Twitter, which has given rise to The World's Strongest Internet Corollary. It states "If you get your wig split in cyberspace, it is also split in real life."

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 4) - Some people have questioned why, after all this time on hiatus, why I have Summerlyn so high on the list each week. The answer is no one's been asking because to question Rachel Summerlyn's Best in the World credentials is to try to divide by zero while looking for two snowflakes that are exactly alike while also talking on the phone trying to convince a diehard fan of SEC football that Boise State deserves a crack at glory even though THEY DON'T PLAY A SEC SCHEDULE, PAWWWWLLLL.... oh man, how'd I mix memes here? DID ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES CROSS THE STREAMS AGAIN? Anyway, Rachel Summerlyn is rad, and a pox on the house of anyone who says otherwise.

4. Tim Donst (Last Week: 3) - His Twitter ribbing of Michael Hutter is so great that Hutter himself is favoriting Tweets.

5. Sunday Brunch (Last Week: Not Ranked) OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - What other meal can I have an egg-white omelet, a blintz, manicotti, and meatballs and not feel like I'm violating the space-time continuum? NONE, THAT'S WHAT.

6. Domonic Brown (Last Week: 7) - He can't do it all by himself yet, but when he figures it out, not only will the Phillies win the World Series, he'll cater the celebratory spread with PERFECT scallop risotto, so much so that Gordon Ramsay will quit the food business because he can't possibly match it.

7. Kane (Last Week: 9) - I honestly think admitting his horrific deeds and the catharsis he gets from acknowledging his past actually fuels him in ways that allow him to go into supercharged mode. In fact, the moment he mentions Katie Vick by name, he'll enter the Avatar State and unify all the titles.

8. Patrick Kane (Last Week: Not Ranked) - A hat trick to eliminate the Kings on Saturday while wearing a red sweater? I'd call him the Big Red Monster, but I don't wanna piss off the guy above him.

9. Veronica Ticklefeather (Last Week: 8) - She posted this gripping, heartfelt reaction to Chikara's apparent close, and plus, her Facebook headline picture is gawgeous, dahling. GAWGEOUS.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: Not Ranked) - SARA DEL REY FACT: She is a frontrunner to win the National League Cy Young Award. She just showed up to Mets spring training as Matt Harvey, and no one bothered to question her when she hit 95 on the radar gun.