The Wrestling Blog is a designated official Mark Henry Appreciation Zone™, and I make no attempt to hide it. I hate being a "hipster," but I was all up in his Kool-Aid since before his gear made him look like the Kool-Aid Man. Part of my appreciation has always been how utterly perfectly his finisher fit him. Sure, the World's Strongest Slam is just a bodyslam, the same way a Vader moonsault is just a moonsault. But I swear to Christ, if I catch anyone mocking this move in my presence, I will induct them into the Hall of Pain. I've been granted deputy powers. Don't ask how. Shut up. I SAID SHUT UP.
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