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| Why did he bail? I HAVE THE ANSWERS (maybe) Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein |
So, Davey Richards has bailed on this year's Battle of Los Angeles tournament. I know, I know, I'm about as surprised as you are that Richards would drop out of a Pro Wrestling Guerrilla event. According to the tweet received by PWG officials, Richards passed along a note. The contents of which are unknown, but my crack team of researchers got on the case, gleaned information, and presented the probability of what Richards' excuse was for not making the show in graph form. They compiled this information and assigned a percentage to the likelihood of the excuse based on interviews, eavesdropping, computer hacking, and base conjecture and imagination real live whispers around Reseda:
Don't fret though! PWG has a replacement in mind. They have been pretty tight-lipped on who that wrestler will be, but my researchers have collected a list of names of the top choices so far. Nothing is set in stone yet, but my staff took those names, went out to the street, and gauged excitement levels for each potential replacement. These numbers are certainly not arbitrary, nor are they reflective of my own personal enjoyment level. I'm serious, they aren't. Stop it. STOP IT NOW. Anyway, here's the research, again, presented in easy-to-read graph format.
Judging by my math, that means Scott Steiner has a 141 and 2/3% chance of showing up and blowing the roof off the American Legion in Reseda. The numbers don't lie, folks.