The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, March 4th

Pictured: A defeated virus (in at least one baby)

Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. These Doctors (Last Week: Not Ranked) - They cured HIV in a baby. If that doesn't get you Best in the World for at least a week, then holy crap, nothing short of proving the unified theory of physics would.

2. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - She's doing everyone a public service by letting them know they've been missing NickToons in their lives.

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - He singlehandedly brought the blindfold back into style, and became the most attractive man to wear one in a wrestling match, usurping Rick Martel's title from WrestleMania VII.

4. Mark Henry (Last Week: 3) - Thankfully, he dispatched of Great Khali, and now the rumors are a veritable CLASH OF THE TITANS at Mania with Chris Jericho, thus beginning the time wars where 31 year-old me will wage battle against 21 year-old me.

5. Patrick Kane (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Just when you thought the Blackhawks were gonna get dumped on their bums in regulation for the first time ever, he served as his own personal Three Minute Warning against the Red Wings.

6. Veda Scott (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not only did she capture a shot at Allysin Kay's AIW Women's Championship, she did so in style, proving you don't have to look like a fitness model reject to be a Championship-caliber wrestler.

7. Dennis Rodman (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He visited North Korea, and even at his advanced age, he still showed he had ups by nabbing 2nd place for "most rebounds in a North Korean basketball game" with 35. First? Kim Jong Il with 34,783.

8. Greek Yogurt (Last Week: 6)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - We ran out of Greek yogurt in the house by the end of the week, so I had the regular stuff. It didn't fit the bill. I'm hooked on the Greek stuff.

9. Steph Curry (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Dropping 54 in the Garden gets you on the list, but if you wanna be higher? You gotta win, bro.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: del Rey tapped Rivers Cuomo on the shoulder and said "That's enough" before shooing him away, thus becoming the most influential wearer of horn-rimmed glasses in the known world.