The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, December 2

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Mark Henry (Last Week: 5) - Mark Henry tagging with Big E. Langston shows he has great taste in hossy tag partners. I'm not saying I started a Tumblr shipping their partnership, but I'm also not saying I didn't.

2. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 3) - She sent me brisket. Bribes work, guys!

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - He was apparently dumped off in the parking lot in Long Island after being abducted by the Wyatt Family, which means the stink of being left outside in Long Island for more than a few minutes has dropped him a few spots. I KEED, I KEED! Long Island's not that bad. I mean, it's not New Jers... [REDACTED]

4. AJ Lee (Last Week: 4) - I heard she's pitching an idea to WWE Creative, to put all the other women on Total Divas and let her feud with Cthulhu over the Divas Championship for the next quintillion years. I'd dig it.

5. Mashed Potatoes (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - The undisputed king of Thanksgiving sides. Anyone who says green bean casserole can fight me in front of my house.

6. Jennifer Lawrence (Last Week: Not Ranked) - As if being on a shortlist of best people on the planet wasn't enough, she had to go and read Rob Ford's crack apology and skyrocket herself near the top of ALL-TIME.

7. Nicole Matthews (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Sure, she didn't win the ECCW Championship, but the amount of carnage she laid out against El Phantasmo moved Vancouver Island three inches to the west means that she did something more impressive than winning a belt.

8. Wink Vavasseur (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He has a moustache now. A MOUSTACHE. I think that means he's completely trustworthy.

9. Josh Gordon (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He caught 200 yards passing two weeks in a row, something that had never been done in the NFL previously. But the fact that he caught those yards from Brandon Weeden makes it seem like he caught 400 yards each week.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: Sara del Rey has already won a Slammy Award for "Most Gum Chewed."