The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, July 8

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Mark Henry (Last Week: 2) - All I know is that if he doesn't collect on his four for flinching on John Cena tonight, then the whole order's gonna get thrown off. Imagine all the Pepsis that will go bought from Pepsi Punches. IMAGINE.

2. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 3) - Summerlyn made her return to wrestling behind the announcers chair along with friend of the Blog Eamon Paton for Inspire Pro Wrestling's debut show yesterday. I can only imagine that the commentary for the DVD releases is going to be sterling.

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - The diminished role on RAW last week can only mean one thing for Bryan... WWE Creative fears the beard.

4. Yasiel Puig (Last Week: Not Ranked) - You can't argue with .gifs.

5. State Sen. Wendy Davis (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Texas Gov. Rick Perry announced today that he would not seek reelection when his term is up, which means he scared of Davis. He real scared.

6. Tomatoes (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - I used not to like fresh tomatoes, but I was a foolish, foolish boy. They brighten up every dish. EVERY DISH.

7. Jay-Z (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The man tweets once a year, and it's a major story. He at least has a sense of humor about him too. Plus, I heard Magna Carta Holy Grail was pretty good.

8. Bray Wyatt (Last Week: Not Ranked) - It happens tonight. TONIGHT. IN LIKE TEN MINUTES. WHOA.

9. AJ Lee (Last Week: 4) - I heard she's still running from Kaitlyn. She's got massively impressive cardio.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: del Rey knows how to herd cats, but she refrains from doing so as not to upset the natural order of things.