The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, August 12

Dean Ambrose knows, why don't you? Photo Credit: WWE.com

Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Mark Henry (Last Week: 3) - Main Event proved my hypothesis that the Usos are just bogging Henry down. I don't have anything against Los Hijos del Rikishi at all, but Henry needs to be able to hoss the Shield by himself, man.

2. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - I can't give anyone the number one spot who just walks into a RKO, not even if they are Daniel Bryan.

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - I don't think Summerlyn gets enough credit for how she has been able to have dogs and cats living together in peace.

4. Addy Starr (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not only did she get revenge on Chris Dickinson for being a sexist prick towards her for the better part of a year, but she did so with a fucking Sliding D. If that finish doesn't scream hardcore, then no finish will ever do.

5. Sidecar's Carnitas Nachos (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - I don't want to say anything blasphemous, but I refuse to believe in a God who would create people to make carnitas this good to put on nachos this good and would restrict eating the pork on these nachos on religious grounds. I swear, this plate of nachos was a goddamn religious experience.

6. AJ Lee (Last Week: 6) - Of course, Kaitlyn needed to get Dolph Ziggler to get one over on Lee. Of course she did.

7. Jay Bilas (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Bilas, through his hypocrisy-revealing links to the NCAA Shop on Twitter, shut down an entire revenue stream of the slave-driving college athletic organization. RESPECK.

8. Geezer Butler (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Ozzy Osbourne still "had it," and everyone kept giving Tony Iommi his props at the Black Sabbath concert Saturday night. But what about Geezer Butler? That dude was all over the bass, man. He was definitely the MVP of that concert with his mastery of rhythm.

9. Adam Cole (Last Week: Not Ranked) - He may have been knocked off his perch as the Sexiest Wrestler, but anyone who can keep the PWG World Championship with the competition thrown at him since he won the title has to be one of the best.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: The Total Divas Emmy "For Your Consideration" flyer is just del Rey staring disapprovingly into the camera. The show is expected to be nominated for every award.