The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, September 9

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - What everyone else thought was a cheap shot punch to the face by Big Show, Daniel Bryan saw as a chance for Show do save him some money at the dentist by getting his jaw realigned. He'd been putting off the surgery for years. How frugal!

2. Mark Henry (Last Week: 4) - The World's Strongest Man is also the hossiest Texas Longhorns fan in the world. After the team gave up over 500 yards rushing to Brigham Young University Saturday, well, let's just say wigs were split in Austin.

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - And after that wig-splittening, guess who was named new defensive coordinator in Austin! Greg Robinson, of course. But only after Summerlyn turned down the job, saying that she didn't want to have associated with both Angel Blue AND Mack Brown in the last 365 days. One of them was enough, apparently.

4. Sami Zayn (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Forget broomsticks. I'm convinced Zayn can wrestle the Higgs Boson, and the match would be the greatest thing ever produced.

5. Emma (Last Week: Not Ranked) - WHERE HAS THAT THEME SONG BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

6. Green Ant (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Saturday, he showed up at Lucha Cartel for drinks, dinner, and a meet 'n greet with fans, proving that even ants clean up nice for outings.

7. Pork Belly (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Seriously, cured or uncured, the stuff is magic, especially paired with poached eggs and maple sawmill gravy.

8. Eric Reid (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Rookie had a grown-ass man game, making plays all over the field against the Packers' potent offense yesterday. Man, this first week of NFL football has delivered on so many levels, hasn't it?

9. AJ Lee (Last Week: 8) - I understand wanting to get some backup to face Total Divas: THE STABLE, but Aksana? Alicia Fox? She'd have been better off getting Emma to do her crazy bubble dance. However, the error was only enough to dock her down to the nine slot.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: She got her doctorate in mechanical engineering from Lehigh University before she signed with WWE, and she created the cyborg known as Effervescent Vivacious Android Made Affecting Real, Intense Emotion as part of her thesis. Not only did the robot get her her degree, WWE liked it so much they hired it as part of their reality series Total Divas.