The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, September 16

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Sure, Bryan's title win from last night is going to be overturned. BUT LET US HAVE THIS, JERKS.

2. Lola Fries (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Michael Symon's Cleveland flagship has the most amazing french fries ever created. EVER. They are shoestring-cut, fried in lard, and seasoned liberally with salt and rosemary. Fuck yo' McDonalds fries, yo.

3. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 3) - Rumor was that Summerlyn was originally supposed to be in RD Evans' spot on Smackdown Friday opposite Ryback, but WWE officials didn't want to fly her out and run the risk of her clowning their next Paul Heyman guy so close to Night of Champions.

4. Mark Henry (Last Week: 2) - The World's Strongest Man has become fed up with Mack Brown and Texas to the point where he doesn't even think splitting their wigs is a challenge. He's moved on, and will challenge Robert Nkemdiche to a strap match at Battleground.

5. Christina von Eerie (Last Week: Not Ranked) - With national pride on the line, von Eerie defeated an irrepressible LuFisto to cap the Can-USA Classic for the Yanks. USA! USA! USA! USA!

6. 17 (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Bizarro-Quack returned to the Chikaraverse and with nothing but two evil ants and malicious intent closed a promotion. Sure, one of the combatants was Darkness Crabtree, but let's not front here, 17 and his Gekido are straight gangsta.

7. AJ Lee (Last Week: 9) - Surviving all three Total Divas combatants at Night of Champions last night? Pfft, no sweat. Things will get easier for the Divas Champion now that she has a certain Anti-Diva throwing her name in the hat as a potential ally.

8. Jimmy Graham (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Dude dragged two Bucs on his back en route to bringing the Saints to the doorstep in yesterday's game. Jimmy Graham was not at fault that Sean Payton only called one pass play while at the one out of four. Dude's a fucking beast.

9. Paul London (Last Week: Not Ranked) - I'm not sure which of his Intrepid Traveling spaceships he used to touch down in Austin for Anarchy yesterday, but any move trolling The Business is a good move by me. Plus, he got Friend of the Blog Jack Jameson his first gold as well.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: She set up a complex lightning machine in Seattle last night to help get the football game delayed so that everyone could focus their undivided attention on Night of Champions for an hour. She currently does not know what a "breaking bad" is.