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Who To Know for the TWB 100: Vordell Walker

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Walker's still going strong and still deserves your attention
Photo via MikeMooneyham.com
Another year is in the books, so another round of evaluating and ranking wrestlers is looming on the horizon. The TWB 100 will be happening again this year, and while the announcement will not come until the first or second week of March, it doesn't mean you don't have to worry about your ballot until then. Perhaps you feel secure in your ballot right now, but odds are, wrestlers exist who are off your radar that could use a little studying up upon. I am here to help you with your homework in that department.

Wrestler: Vordell Walker

Who Is He?: You might already know Walker from way back in the day, as he's worked for Combat Zone Wrestling, TNA, Full Impact Pro, and Ring of Honor before. In fact, he teamed up with Bryan Danielson and Samoa Joe in the ROH trios tournament way back in 2005. He hasn't retired from wrestling or dropped off the face of the earth, but rather he's been working the Southern United States in Georgia, North Carolina, and Florida. He's also appeared on WWE television as a random security guard tasked with keeping Dean Ambrose contained in the boiler room.

What's His Deal?: Walker is a HOSS, a big guy who knows how to use his size to project a character. He's also a proficient mat grappler when the match calls for it, making him a versatile plug that can handle nearly any opponent. He's also one of the most charismatic in-match workers, as he's not afraid to talk shit and has some of the best facial expressions.

Why You Should Consider Him For Your Ballot: Vordell Walker is the definition of a journeyman, but in wrestling, that term doesn't nor should it carry the negative connotation that it does. While he's not wrestling in the name indies, Walker is still out bringing familiarity and a known quantity of quality to whatever card he appears upon. He dragged an exciting match out of Jesse goddamn Neal for crying out loud. He may require you to work YouTube and search out his best stuff, but you'll be rewarded for doing so.

Matches to Watch:

vs. Jesse Neal, Hardcore Falls Count Anywhere match, USA Pro 20th Anniversary Show, 2/1


vs. Cedric Alexander, WrestleForce Meltdown, 6/29


Previous Entries:Timothy Thatcher, Heidi Lovelace

Smackdown: Friendship is Magic

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Opponents as tag team partners? But Bryan and Reigns found a good way to explore friendship during it
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Unfinished Friendship Business – Bray Wyatt and Dean Ambrose
Bray Wyatt won a match against R-Truth. The match was fine – about as good as an R-Truth match can be – but mostly I found myself wishing that Wyatt's previous engagements with Dean Ambrose had been continued into something more. Their feud went pretty much nowhere and added nothing to the stock of either man. I kind of wish that, if the plan IS for Wyatt to face the Undertaker at Wrestle Mania, Ambrose could be inserted in as well. Both men are consistently billed as “eccentric,” so why not have them both vie for the chance to face the Undertaker? And if it turns out, as some have speculated, that the Undertaker is too broken down to handle another WrestleMania match, then Wyatt and Ambrose could fight each other, perhaps this time without all of the props and holiday themes that seemed to accompany their matches in the past. I was really excited when these two first confronted each other – they're two of my favourite performers – and I'd like them to have another chance to shine together. And at the end of it they'll both realize that they're just a couple of weirdos who should be weird together. Eccentric friends for life!

Deserves a Friend – Summer Rae
Summer Rae lost her match against Paige and, if that wasn't bad enough, I don't think her name was mentioned once outside of her entrance. It was so unfair to Summer. I enjoyed the match when I was allowed to watch it (when we weren't focusing on the Bellas on commentary) and Summer was clearly trying to make an impact. She could have succeeded a lot more if anyone at all was paying attention. Not only do I miss Layla being in her corner (oh, those halcyon days when I thought their partnership might lead to something cool), but I'm tired of only focusing on two or three women at a time. I didn't expect Summer to suddenly be inserted into the story, but to not talk about her at all? How about making her out to be a good opponent for Paige? How about doing anything at all to make sure she sticks in people's minds so that we remember her in the future? Then again, I suppose that's an awful lot to ask for given that they couldn't even call the match. I know I said last week that I appreciated Nikki Bella's comments about Paige not really being that different from the rest of the women, but now it's just repetitive, particularly with Brie acting as an echo that somehow makes everything worse. Even worse was when Michael Cole had the nerve to chastise the Bellas for not focusing on the match when he was the one who set them on the “talk about yourselves and nothing else” path in the first place.

Most Improved Friendship Break-Up – Adam Rose and the Rosebuds
Last week I was pretty dismissive of the seemingly glacial pace of Rose breaking up with his followers. While I still wish they would just pull the trigger already, I am actually enjoying how increasingly aggressive Rose is getting and I admit that I'm curious about the hold he seems to have on the Rosebuds, as they keep hanging around even while he yells at them. So, despite the fact that Rose's match against Fandango was nearly identical to last week's, I somehow enjoyed it more.

Best Friendship Story – Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns
The main event of Smackdown was Tag Team Turmoil, during which Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns were forced to team up and faced a series of other teams for no reason. Seriously, I was more than happy to watch a bunch of tag matches, but this exercise was pointless. Kane and Big Show tried to sell the participants on making a name for themselves and seizing the opportunity, but there was no opportunity. Not even a chance to be contenders for the tag team titles. Nor was there any reason for Bryan and Reigns to go along with it just so the Authority could have themselves a good chortle over their enemies being forced to “co-exist.”

That aside, I also wrestled with how I was going to spin this because for most of it Roman Reigns mostly annoyed me and parts of it just dragged. In the end I was happy, but we'll get to that. Journey with me through this turmoil of teams and tags. Bryan and Reigns faced the Miz and Damien Mizdow first. Normally I would have been sad that this match was so short, but with both teams doing the passive aggressive tagging-themselves-in thing, I think it was a good idea to cut it short, with Bryan pinning the Miz.

Next up were the Usos, in a match that featured a whole lot of standing around. It eventually built up to an exciting and fast-paced finale, but most of it was so plodding, with brief bursts activity punctuated with posturing and little else. On the upside, this was also where Reigns got to have some character growth, as it was acknowledged that the Usos are his relations and he didn't like Bryan beating them up. It was a good idea to give Reigns some depth and add something to his beef with Bryan outside of “they both want to go to WrestleMania.” Unfortunately, it also made Reigns look a bit dim. It's a wrestling match, friend, not a family reunion. Also, the hilarity of former Shield member Roman Reigns objecting to an outside-of-the-ring attack was sadly not mentioned. I also wish that the idea that Reigns should be the one to face the Usos because he knows them and knows how they operate had been played with more. Still, though, it was a step in the right direction. After Bryan pinned an Uso for the win, he also quickly got the win against Los Matadores.

During the (not so) triumphant return of team Slater Gator, Reigns switched up the formula by pinning Heath Slater. I feel like this was supposed to be another character thing for Reigns – “look at him prove himself! He's so strong!” – but, like...it's Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil. Good job pinning literally the worst team you've faced, if it makes you feel better. Reigns also stared intently at Bryan like a weirdo the entire time he was pinning Slater and it just made me laugh out loud. “I HAVE PINNED THE HAPLESS GINGER. ACKNOWLEDGE MY ACHIEVEMENT.”

Then the Ascension showed up and were disqualified and my mind was seriously beginning to wander. Then Big Show and Kane came out for the finale, started squabbling, and commentary was finally able to hammer into our brains the point that everyone thought that Bryan and Reigns would implode as a team, but actually it was the Authority that fell apart! Oh ho ho ho, the hilarious irony that no one saw coming! Bryan and Reigns won and no one ever wanted to see any combination of these four face off again. And then while Roman Reigns stood beside a kneeling Daniel Bryan after their victory, Reigns pulled his partner up and gave him a manly nod of appreciation while Bryan grinned at him. It was fucking adorable. My heart grew three sizes and this entire exercise was worth it. Taking out some of the middle bits, we got a cohesive story going from outright dislike and lack of teamwork, to adding dimension to the personality clash, to overcoming the odds together and developing mutual respect. Nice.

Guest Blog: Sami Zayn and the Chase

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Zayn may have been knocked down, but he'll get back up
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Jesse Robert Powell is a TWB superfan and Minnesota ice fisher who was kind enough to review Miz's Christmas Bounty movie a year or so ago. Because he risked life and limb to watch that movie for the benefit of all you out there, I think I owe him a Wookiee Life Debt or something, so he gets to guest star whenever he wants. His latest piece is all about Sami Zayn. Read up:

In the realm of professional wrestling, it's often said that the optimal role for the babyface is that of the greyhound, rather than the rabbit, the chaser, rather than the Champion. That statement rings mostly true. As frustrating as it was at the time, it was the most true when looking back on Daniel Bryan’s ascent from the summer of 2013 to the glorious, mind-shredding end of WrestleMania XXX. When he put Triple H, Randy Orton, Batista, and the oppressive machine of the Authority down, I stood from my chair and YESed along in my living room. When he surrendered the title, due to injury, I was bummed, but not despondent.

So why did I find myself with tears in my eyes an hour after Wednesday’s amazing NXT special, sad for Sami Zayn, trying to focus on school work? Why did I find my eyes welling with tears again this morning when I thought about the match?

Zayn is an amazing wrestler; any person with eyes and a brain can see that. Heck, anyone missing those things could understand it. He connects on such a visceral level, because he is you and me. He is an everyman who transforms into a superhero in the ring. He can jump, fly, kick, and somehow snake his body through the ropes to do a tornado DDT that I giggle at every single time. More importantly, Zayn is an amazing person. He is kind to interviewers, fans, and respectful to competitors. He is brave, witty, and possessed of a megawatt smile that makes him instantly relatable and recognizable. He is the cool friend we all want and the principled man of action we want to cheer for. He is the best example of all of us.

Kevin Owens, the man who dispatched of Zayn with a seemingly never-ending barrage of powerbombs, is also an amazing wrestler. He also connects with many on a visceral level, and also because he is you and me, in so many ways. He is a chubby dude in basketball shorts and a t-shirt, kicking ass and driven by a singular, seemingly noble purpose - his family. But his purpose has been extended to such a point that he is willing to destroy his best friend to get what he needs, or wants depending on your perspective. When fans scream “Fight, Owens, Fight!” they are letting him be the avatar for those of us who are average in looks and physique, driven by fanatical devotion, possessed of what Les Miles would call “tremendous purpose.”

They are perfect friends and foils for one another, and represent people better than anyone not named Daniel Bryan. I objectively love watching both of them compete, and am praying that they get a WrestleMania classic against one another someday.

So, back to my emotional reaction. Why did Sami Zayn’s destruction make me so deeply sad? Because I am invested. Because I want him to be happy. Because WWE has done something beautiful fantastic over the past couple years, turning NXT into an oasis where characters can live, grow, and flourish, and feud over legitimate things. Characters like Zayn are beloved because they are talented and act like good people, not because we’re told that they’re cool. he doesn’t make “chicks with balls” jokes and engage in Photoshop follies and speak in sassy southern preacher voices that seem a little much given the fact that the person is from Massachusetts. He is a real life Captain America, despite being delightfully Canadian. He's an average guy with a heart of gold and a desire to do what’s right, given super powers (in Zayn’s case, by the fans, rather than a government serum), who becomes a man we all both love and want to be like, a man we would follow into battle.

Seeing Captain America’s shield broken is traumatic. Seeing Zayn broken and unable to continue against Owens is beyond that. It’s like a deep personal wound. I felt like yelling an entirely unfunny “Stop, stop! He’s already dead!” quote at my television as the beating continued. It was far worse than Brock Lesnar’s annihilation of John Cena, because Cena, to cross my comic book brands, is Superman, and apparently Lesnar is his only Kryptonite. We knew Cena would come back as strong as ever after eating a jillion German suplexes. The difference with Zayn is that we believe he will come back. We want him to. But we don’t know how. We want him to be on the level of Daniel Bryan, not Dolph Ziggler, (this kills me) an amazing performer, beloved by the fans, who seems continually frustrated by the machine. Someday, I believe those fears will prove to have been unfounded, when Zayn is standing under the confetti of WrestleMania, holding the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in his hands, and the world’s most incredible “Olé!” chant going on.

For now, however, I am saddened and heart-broken, as far as my wrestling fandom goes. We’ve seen Sami Zayn spend 18 months getting knocked down the hill, only to get up, grit his teeth, and mount a new charge. Finally, against Adrian Neville, at REvolution, he displaced the king of the mountain (unfortunately Jeff Jarrett remains at-large). Now, a mere two months later, he is the shortest-reigning NXT Champion ever, his title ripped from his hands by his former best friend. And yet, hope endures, because he has made us believe in him unconditionally. The power of hope and belief that he has created is why I’m so sad. He has connected to the fans on an emotional level like few before him ever have. That’s the magic of NXT, but more importantly, the magic of Sami Zayn.

Cesaro's Twitter Taken Over by Whiny Wrestling Fan

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Cesaro's the latest wrestler to have his social media commandeered
Photo Credit: WWE.com
One week after Seth Rollins and Zahra Schreiber got their naughty bits involuntarily plastered all over Twitter for a few minutes before the beginning of RAW, another WWE superstar got his Twitter "hacked" early this morning in a much more innocuous but still frightening manner. An unnamed wrestling fan somehow figured out Cesaro's Twitter password and posted a string of complaints about WWE, death-wishes towards Vince McMahon, and exhortations to push the man whose account the assailant hijacked. You can look at a partial transcript of the now-deleted Tweets behind the jump.
Screen Grabs via @PhilaBCoulter
The full slate of Tweets can be found at With Spandex.

On the surface, this attempt at hacking appears playful and "righteous" in terms of coming to the aid of wrestlers who are at the mercy of an out-of-touch auteur and his incompetent booking staff. Of course, it's also the most "smark" thing anyone could do. You get control of a wrestler's Twitter just to use it as a signal boost for your complaints towards WWE? That seems to be a pathetic use of hacking skills.

But a hack is a hack. A person's Twitter feed is a person's proprietary feed of free expression. Just because the hacker this time didn't use it to post personal and private pictures doesn't make it any less shitty a thing to do, especially over something as trivial as wrestling booking. Wrestling booking. Seriously, you're not hacking the NSA or leaking details that could bring rapists to justice. You're just taking something that doesn't belong to you for your own selfish desires. Plus, the fucked up way which Vince McMahon seems to understand or misunderstand technology might lead him to punishing Cesaro, so hey, way to make your shitty attempt at intellectual theft really count.

Anyway, I look forward to next week's hacking scandal, in which someone will probably commandeer Sasha Banks' Tumblr and post a bunch of men's rights literature and pictures of atheists in fedoras stroking their neckbeards screaming oppression. I'm no Luddite, and I don't think technology is bad, but I do think people who manipulate technology to do shit like this are pretty low on the evolutionary scale. Next time you think about doing something like this, please don't.

Instant Feedback: Freedom of Choice Is What You Want

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Use your freedom of choice, your freedom of choice...
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In ancient Rome, there was a poem about a dog who found two bones.

Pro wrestling storytelling, for the longest time, has been steeped in the same water that people can sometimes get shuttled into a box thinking about what it can be. The good guys vs. bad guys dynamic has worked surprisingly well for nearly a century, and in some places like Chikara and oddly enough NXT, it still does have amazingly well-preserved currency. One only needs to look at the saga unfurling every Wednesday between Sami Zayn and Kevin Owens to see the power that Boolean morality holds when done right. But much like America has grown out of the squeaky clean White Knight besting the Moustachioed Man in Black as the main mechanism for its other scripted media, many wrestling companies have followed suit and started using charcoals and varying pressure upon which they're leaning on their graphite pencils.

Wrestling companies, especially ones written and booked by a ghastly, 69 (nice) year-old coot whose idea of current is taking cracks at George Bush, HW, not W, tend to be not years but decades behind on trends. When Vince Russo was part of WWE, he saw a future in using the antihero archetype and leaning less on overt and slavish devotion to good vs. bad. Of course, his vision on how to implement that kind of landscape was warped, but hey, one must give credit where it is due. Since he left, WWE backslid into relying on faces and heels more heavily than it did in the Attitude Era, and even fans who have clamored for more of a NASCAR-style, cult of personality color palette have started to wonder about the state of alignment.

He picked at one, he licked the other.

So maybe seeing baffled reactions at whom WWE wants its audience to root for during interactions between Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns isn't so surprising after all. Disabusing the audience, especially one as stagnant1 as the hardcore wrestling fan audience that tends to populate Twitter, of a notion that a company does things one way can be amazingly difficult. But I'm not sure that WWE is trying to present Bryan vs. Reigns as right vs. wrong. The black/white dynamic has been done to death in the company for sure, but as far back as 2010, when The Nexus attacked with legitimate beef, the idea that the heels might be more in the right than the standard Bobby Heenan solipsism would suggest started to creep in.

The only clear thing about Bryan and Reigns is that which wrestler's claim to being in the right is muddled. Bryan never got his rematch and was stripped of the title for making one fewer defense of it than the current Champion, but he did so by horning in on someone else's moment and blatantly distracting him during a match knowing that WWE wrestlers are more easily distracted than kittens and caffeine-addled, sleep-deprived parents. Reigns didn't need to suffer this indignity, and The Authority tricked him into handing over his legitimately-earned title shot when they had no authority to take it from him in the first place, but he also threw a bunch of gendered insults at Bryan and attempted to bribe his fans. Clearly, WWE is asking its audience to pick between one wrestler or the other rather than telling it to go for one choice over the other.

He went in circles. He dropped dead.

But then again, does WWE have the bona fides to be able to tell this kind of story without engendering a tepid response? Even when engaging in traditional storytelling, its babyfaces are oftentimes terrible people, while its heels are also terrible but at least have some kernel of justification for their actions. It has fostered a crowd into bloodthirsty Coliseum patrons who want blood at every turn not by taking the spirit of what made the Attitude Era great and allowing it to flourish, but by shoehorning every potential hero into either the Steve Austin or Rock molds rather than allowing Bryan to be the first Bryan or Reigns to be the first Reigns.

A great story in all facets CAN be told between the two, and WWE hit on that briefly tonight. Bryan has never been a good babyface outside of the ring as written by WWE because the writers and McMahon don't get what he's supposed to be, but Reigns is a character that team of bookers, writers, agents, and Papa Vince can really sink its teeth into. Imagine if the Bryan character wasn't such a raging misogynist with his terrible sarcasm and was allowed to be the odds-defying, earnest scrappy underdog that he plays so well in the ring? What if Reigns had never cut that terrible Jack and the Beanstalk promo that McMahon was probably so proud of himself for writing and just plowed ahead as the ultimate cool icon who just happened to be good at fighting out his differences? That feud would be ultimately compelling, but to be fair, as it stands right now, the current Bryan/Reigns dynamic is about as good as McMahon will let his product be.

Freedom of choice is what you got.

Fast Lane is not about right vs. wrong. It's a referendum on whose case the various people in the crowd feel strongly about. While I suspect the overwhelming majority of paying customers who use their voices along with their money will be in Bryan's corner, the choice is set up for every fan to take a side and ride or die.

Freedom from choice is what you want.

I don't know if wrestling has archetypes or idyllic states where it supremely good or supremely bad. But wrestling promoters by and large have failed when their vision is ironclad. Perhaps allowing room for choice isn't the worst road to be set upon. WWE has been awful week-to-week, and yet by opening up the booking for the main event to the worst-named pay-per-view since Cyber Sunday has made it intriguing. Maybe clamoring for the face and heel roles to be defined isn't such a good look after all, at least in this situation.

But by all means, let the guys and gals running things down at the Performance Center lead you by the nose, because they seem to get it right, don't they?

1 - It's hard to say a word like "stagnant" without pissing off a lot of people, but it's true that the body that's nebulously and incorrectly labeled as the "IWC" hasn't seemed to have a strong intake of new blood in awhile, which is admittedly of little fault of the community's own. Sometimes, viewpoints have a hard, hard time of changing without an influx of new eyes.

Lyrics from "Freedom of Choice" from the album of the same name by Devo reprinted without permission. Written by Mark Mothersbaugh and Gerald V. Casale.

I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 194

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Rosenberg's Bret Hart anecdote was a big part of his podcast this week with Austin
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If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: Steve Austin Show Unleashed!
Episode: 194 (Feb. 12, 2015)
Run Time: 1:23:04
Guest: Peter Rosenberg part two (17:10)

Summary: This is the continuation of the in-person interview from episode 193. This half focuses pretty much entirely on wrestling, including the opening segment where Rosenberg rehashes his issues with wrestlers who lack the radio skills to record professional podcasts. They talk about live event experiences, memorabilia, the Montreal Screwjob and the greatness of Randy Savage and Bret Hart. Austin asks Rosenberg about the origin of Cheap Heat and they talk about the most recent Royal Rumble, which leads into Rosenberg asking Austin about his relationship with the Rock and his experience recording his recent podcast episode with Triple H.

Quote of the week: Rosenberg, on turning to a hero after a death in his family: “I said, ‘Bret, I don’t know you that well, but I don’t know who else to ask about this, someone who would understand the situation better with everything you went through.’ And I told him all about Spencer. And Bret sat on the phone with me for 45 minutes talking about Owen, and talking about just losing people. He talked to me about losing Macho Man that week. And just about death and moving forward. The guy owes me nothing in life. He never owed me a thing. In fact, he’s given me so much. But the guy just sat on the phone with me, just sat there and heard me out and consoled me. To have someone who you admire so much professionally and find out how real a guy they are in real life was a tremendous experience. I’ve never gotten to tell the story before, and I think wrestling fans should know that about Bret, that that’s the kind of guy he is.”

Why you should listen: If episode 193 was a turnoff — and that’s understandable, given the topics covered — this is the antidote. If you’ve never heard Cheap Heat, this might not be the most fair representation of Rosenberg, as he showed hardly any of his self-imposed “heel” persona. Also if you don’t listen to his podcast, every topic Rosenberg addresses will be fresh, but even regular listeners to that show will find enough new material to make this a worthwhile listen.

Why you should skip it: There are times when the guest becomes the interviewer, which is bound to happen when the guest has the more honed hosting skills. Some folks have had enough with any talk of Montreal (and Austin offers nothing he hasn’t said a dozen times or more), but that’s only a blip. Likewise I could have done without the Rumble talk, and it’s obvious Rosenberg hadn’t heard any of Austin’s many takes on the Roman Reigns situation.

Final thoughts: I liked this way more than I thought I would. That’s either a testament to Austin’s skill as a host, Rosenberg’s ability to (mostly) allow himself to be a guest and not play his part or some combination of the two. Again, please don’t listen to this and then plan to check out that delightful Rosenberg fellow on Cheap Heat, because he hasn’t yet figured out how to maximize his talents on his own show. I’m still not convinced this needed to be a two-part episode, but I get the impression if Austin is rolling tape with a guest it’s all going to make air at some point. At the end of the day it’s free entertainment, so few of these critiques should be read as hardcore complaints.

Who To Know for the TWB 100: "Dirty" Andy Dalton

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Dalton was deliciously dirty and deserves some love for his 2014 campaign
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Another year is in the books, so another round of evaluating and ranking wrestlers is looming on the horizon. The TWB 100 will be happening again this year, and while the announcement will not come until the first or second week of March, it doesn't mean you don't have to worry about your ballot until then. Perhaps you feel secure in your ballot right now, but odds are, wrestlers exist who are off your radar that could use a little studying up upon. I am here to help you with your homework in that department.

Wrestler:"Dirty" Andy Dalton

Who Is He?: Dalton is a nearly ten-year vet who has spent the lion's share of his career in Texas. In the last couple of years, he's been a mainstay in the Austin scene, working for promotions like Anarchy Championship Wrestling, Inspire Pro Wrestling, and other various NWA affiliates in Texas and Louisiana. He's mostly been relegated to midcards and tags, but he's gotten a chance to run with the ball in Inspire Pro, where he currently holds the top title.

What's His Deal?: Dalton is basically every sleazy trope about wrestlers rolled into one grimy gimmick with the backhanded, heel tactics in the ring to back it up. Few wrestlers own wanting to get booed on the indies the way Dalton does, and it usually enhances his matches by a couple of degrees. He takes a few bumps, and he's not afraid to live up to his nickname to the nth degree.

Why You Should Consider Him For Your Ballot: While the NFL quarterback that shares his name is deliciously mediocre (and yet similarly ginger), Dalton has excelled playing the slimy, grimy, top big bad in Inspire Pro Wrestling. While his feats before and after the bell played a large part in that, his work inside the ring has been nothing short of sleazy excellence. What other wrestler is willing to lick the bottom of his own boot before kicking his opponent? Dalton even got a stellar singles match out of Icarus, whose run as a solo star up to BATTLE WARS was checkered at best.

Matches to Watch:
vs. Vordell Walker, NWA Bayou Independent Wrestling, 7/11


vs. Ricky Starks, Inspire Pro Ecstasy of Gold, 1/5 (skip to 2:04 for the Dalton/Starks match, or watch the whole show why don'tcha)


Previous Entries:Timothy Thatcher, Heidi Lovelace, Vordell Walker

BREAKING NEWS: Samoa Joe Has Resigned from TNA

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Joe and TNA have parted ways, apparently
Photo Credit: Lee South/ImpactWrestling.com
In a move that has seemingly come out of left field, Samoa Joe has ended his nearly ten year career with TNA:
The move was totally unexpected if only because he'd stuck with the company for so long despite seeing his role diminish year by year and the stature and profitability of the promotion dwindle to its current state. Joe had debuted in 2005 with a monster push behind him, including an undefeated streak, a run with the X-Division Championship replete with a hot feud against AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels, and a stint as TNA World Champion. However, once TNA signed Kurt Angle, Joe's prominence started to circle the drain.

Joe has seemingly been around forever, but he's only 35, which still places him closer to his prime than away from it. He will be a coveted free agent though. He has history with Ring of Honor, which has had a habit of collecting former talent home to roost (Styles, Chris Hero, Matt Sydal). Additionally, Joe will be an attractive target for New Japan Pro Wrestling with his international stature and his stylistic fit. I can see him working a similar schedule as Styles, who currently is the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion. I could also see him working for Lucha Underground, since it also has taken to bringing former TV wrestling stars under its care.

Of course, the most coveted scenario for wrestling fans seems to be the most unlikely. Joe-to-NXT could happen since WWE has lessened its restrictions on signing older wrestlers. Hideo Itami and Finn Bálor both signed at age 33, just two years younger than what Joe is now. Also, according to his Wikipedia article (I know, I know), William Regal is counted among his trainers, who's not only a fixture at the Performance Center, but one of Triple H's best buddies within the company. ETA: He's also good friends with John Cena, which is another reason maybe to get excited. Never say never, of course, but WWE has been cautious signing former TNA wrestlers, and 35 seems to be an extreme age outlier.

But again, not a whole lot of information is available at this time since it literally just happened via Twitter. Either way, it's a shame Joe spent so much of his career in a state of creative atrophy (although who knows, maybe he got paid really well and has a high tolerance for bullshit, which more power to him). This release seems to have come four years too late, but if he does go the Styles route and compete for NJPW and ROH going forward, he could have a whole other run ahead of him to help cement his all-time legacy in the positive direction.

I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 237

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Deaner is Cabana's most recent guest
Photo Credit: Lee South/Impact Wrestling.com
If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 237 (Feb. 11, 2015)
Run Time: 1:15:28
Guest: Cody Deaner (11:53)

Summary: Colt Cabana’s guest this week is the hirsute Cody Deaner, late of TNA television, and they spend a good chunk of the start of their talk discussing fans who associate him with Daniel Bryan on account of their beards, as well as knockoff gimmicks both guys have seen on the independent circuit. Deaner discusses his carnival background and tells stories about working with older stars such as Tito Santana. They explore the origins of Deaner’s TNA character in his own trailer park upbringing, as well as how he got into wrestling school. Then they look at his post-TNA reinvention and day job as well as share stories about crazy gigs, career goals and the future of their own careers and pro wrestling in general.

Quote of the week:“I did a three-hour, steel cage battle royal where we were all blindfolded… this match was funded by the Canadian government. It was an artistic grant. This was at an art festival. … It was downtown Toronto in a subway station, we set up the ring. And it was packed. Like 600 people that didn’t leave for the entire three hours. I swear to God.”

Why you should listen: Cabana stresses his show is meant to be a conversation instead of an interview, and his chat with Deaner is a fine example of how the show can reveal truths about the host 237 episodes in without coming across like when Jim Ross simply shifts the focus away from a guest to his own views. I’ll cop to having no foreknowledge of Deaner, but I found him an interesting guy — especially when discussing his real-world day job, something few (if any) of Cabana’s guests are still pursuing.

Why you should skip it: Outside of Santana and Sgt. Slaughter, and maybe one other in the same class, there’s hardly a single name dropped you’ll recognize from WWE television. To some folks that’s a turnoff. It seemed Cabana could have done a bit more to probe Deaner on his childhood, as the experience seemed interesting. His preference, though, is to chuckle at what he doesn’t understand and move forward in the discussion.

Final thoughts: I’m struggling to fairly rate this one as my listening was broken in half with a gap in between of about three days. Obviously the experience is improved by listening in one continuous session. Further, I tend to enjoy Cabana’s shows even more when I don’t know the guest’s work at all because it feels like I’m learning the entire time. I’d urge folks to check out these sessions instead of just waiting for a familiar name on the guest list, but you can’t account for someone else’s taste.

¡Día del HOSS!: Inspire Pro BATTLEWARS Video Review

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This is what it sounds like when HOSSES FLY
Photo Credit: Kelly Kyle
In the TH style, of course. Get this show pronto from Smart Mark VOD or via Amazon.

Highlights:
  • In an elimination three-way match that also featured Tadasuke, Steve O'Reno tapped Dasher Hatfield out with a leg lock to get the final victory.
  • In an insane eight-man elimination tag that featured Keith Lee powerbombing Kat Green into Parts Unknown and Jiggle-O James Johnson cultivating open mutiny against his teammates, Team NWA Revolution defeated the New Movement when Erik Shadows pinned Johnson with a Death Valley Driver neckbreaker.
  • The Orphans interrupted the Great Depression/Killer McKenzie match, and Depression joined the group.
  • The Center of Perfection and Ricky Starks defeated The Orphans when Matthew Palmer hit the Centerfold Splash off Franco D'Angelo's shoulders as he sat on the top rope on Sky de Lacrimosa.
  • In the Inaugural HOSS BOWL, "Big Daddy Yum Yum" Byron Wilcott bested Moonshine Mantell, Jake Dirden, and James Claxton with a ripcord lariat on Mantell.
  • Icarus overcame getting womped by Lance Hoyt before the match and interference from JT LaMotta at the end to tap out Andy Dalton with the Chikara Special.
  • Justin Bissonnette retired the World Class Championship and introduced the Inspire Pro Pure Prestige Championship.
  • In the match to decide the aforementioned title, Thomas Shire defeated Teddy Hart and Scotty Santiago with a UFO style slam on Santiago.
  • In the main event, Jojo Bravo and ACH defeated the Colony of Fire and Silver Ants as Bravo tapped out Fire Ant with the new submission hold called the Inspire Pro Special.

General Observations:
  • Bryce Remsburg kicked off the show waving the Texas flag as a show of goodwill, more than likely. The flag would be waved a bunch of times during the show. Solidarity!
  • Brandon Stroud tempted fate and called out Lance Hoyt to open the show, but he didn't show up.
  • Remsburg had to pull out the infamous Chikara hat to get a third person for the Dasher Hatfield/Steve O'Reno three-way. After going through a few names, hey! Tadasuke came out, which held a bit of Chikara synergy since he won the Young Lions Cup in 2011 and absconded with it back to Osaka Pro.
  • The match itself was a sprightly, whimsical opener, since none of the three wrestlers really had beefs with each other, although seeing Tadasuke work the opening forging and breaking alliances with both the other wrestlers was a fun visual.
  • After the match, Bradley Axel Dawson came out of the crowd and attacked, only for O'Reno to beat him back. He proclaimed that he was the "only [Hollywood] Knife" before O'Reno chased him off and challenged him to a loser leaves town match at Fun Fun Fun Fest, which you can see here.
  • As a sign of good faith, O'Reno called Hatfield and Tadasuke back out and gave University of Texas hats to the both of them, although with the way the football team's been playing the last couple of years, maybe it was a sign of aggression?
  • Your Chris Trew-ism of the evening, as he came out to escort his New Movement for an eight-person tag match against the NWA Revolution All-Stars: "Every single one of you turkeys here is my intern. FOCUS UP!" Some managers, like JT LaMotta or Sidney Bakabella, prove their worth to their wrestlers by getting physically involved. Trew is a master rabble-rouser, and I'm not sure any single manager across the land right now is better than he is at inciting a crowd.
  • "Jiggle-O" James Johnson, whom you might recall was tricked into his New Movement membership, started the match apologizing to his opponents in an open act of mutiny. If I were Trew, I would have ordered Keith Lee to consume him whole right on the spot.
  • The NWA Revolution All-Stars - Erik Shadows, Matt Riot, Kat Green, and Tony Strong - were all unknown quantities to me before this match (even if I had seen Shadows and Green before at other Inspire shows, they didn't leave much of a mark on me), but each one of them, Strong and Green especially left me with a positive impression. Storm came out like a bolt of lightning working over Cherry Ramones. At one point, he impressively hit a dropsault on Ramones and landed right on his feet. Now that's hustle.
  • Lee may have been the breakout star in the match though, not just for his random acts of HOSS, but for the sensual gyrations and how naturally they came across. This man is a whole lot of love, and he just wants to share it. I can respect that.
  • I can also respect THE GIANT MOTHERFUCKING POWERBOMB he dropped on Green to eliminate her from the match. She showed good fire working against him before, which made the big bomb all the more jarring. I never in a million years would have taken that move, mainly because I'm an 84 year-old man in a 33 year-old's body, but holy shit.
  • Green sold the carnage so bad that Johnson's mutiny went from passive to aggressive.
  • The visual of Lee banging Shadows and Riot together like chalkboard erasers from grade school may have been my favorite singular thing from the entire show. Just a mammoth display of HOSS ESSENCE.
  • The Great Depression/Killer McKenzie match wasn't so much a match as it was a setup for the Depression and his liege, The Red Scare, to join the Orphans. Depression's inclusion in the group makes sense since he's been used, abused, and outcasted since his debut.
  • Of course, Franco D'Angelo, Ricky Starks, and Matthew Palmer had UNFINISHED BUSINESS with the ragamuffin group, so they came charging out the back.
  • Seriously, the Taylor Bros. adhere to the aesthetic ethos of the Orphan gimmick well, but they can go in the ring. I expect them to be a top tag team in Texas before long if they keep progressing. Speaking of which, are Inspire Pro Tag Team Titles in the works?
  • This match also saw D'Angelo's best performance yet. Maybe he felt compelled to up his game in the presence of such HOSS emergence in the match before and what he felt was coming in the match after?
  • "Big Daddy Yum Yum" is the best nickname for a wrestler, and possibly the best total name for a wrestler outside of Flex Rumblecrunch ever. Whatever Byron Wilcott was on when he thought up that nickname, I want some.
  • The HOSS BOWL was a surprisingly spry affair, but it wasn't an agile-big guy flippy-do fest either. It was like someone took the old slugfests, sped them up, and had guys who could land the moves and sell them without looking like they were moving in pudding.
  • After the match, Wilcott got on the mic and and said his mission was to bring the heavyweights back. I think the HOSS BOWL itself spoke enough without needing the Davey Richards speech afterwards, but it's always good to see people recognize the HOSS way of life.
  • Stroud got on the stick to announce the next match, but then Hoyt's music hit. Stroud bailed the ring, but Hoyt sneaked up behind him in order to continue playing his game. He offered a free hit again to Stroud, but again, he caught the chop and was going to do his worst until Icarus came out to make the save.
  • Of course, Icarus' efforts were not all too successful, as Hoyt murked him in the face with a big boot. I thought it was a bit dodgy until Andy Dalton sprinted out and tried to get the cheap pin, which made the whole sequence brilliant.
  • Dalton pretty much tried every trick in the book to get the upper hand, including licking his own boot before jamming it in Icarus' face. If a guy out there can do sleazy (and not cartoony sleazy like Joey Ryan) better than Dalton, I need to see him.
  • LaMotta did his best to interfere when he could, but Palmer rushed out towards the end of the match and laid him out with a superkick because he had seen enough.
  • Icarus wrestled an inspired match. His arm drags were crisper, his big moves felt more forceful, and his comebacks were all sorts of hot. It may have been the best singles match he's ever wrestled.
  • After the match, Palmer got on the mic and literally threatened murder on Dalton if he didn't give him a title rematch. Like, he plainly stated he'd slit Dalton's throat. I knew Palmer had a dark side, but man...
  • Justin Bissonnette came out to announce Scot Summers couldn't make the show, but that his World Class Championship was a thing of the past, so he was replacing it with the Inspire Pro Pure Prestige Title. Inspire has a bit of title saturation right now, especially factoring in the NWA Women's Championship (which was so rudely switched by a rogue promotion in Florida, thank you very much), but then again, it also has a pretty expansive roster.
  • Honestly, I couldn't even with Teddy Hart, not just because of the unsavory stuff he's been accused of, but he doesn't add any value to a card for me at all. I know the live crowd was into him, and maybe I'd have been right along with them (especially since the allegations didn't drop until after this show had happened), but watching him just do MOVEZ on tape with no rhyme or reason was sad.
  • Also, Scotty Santiago was pretty much in the match just to take huge bumps. I think I would have liked it better if it was a straight up singles match between Santiago and Thomas Shire, to be honest.
  • However, Mr. Money II was still super on point.
  • ACH and Jojo Bravo posed during ring introductions, but the Colony had to butt in front of them to get shine, which caused the Inspire tecnicos to ham it up behind the ants. It set an appropriate tone for the rest of the match.
  • At one point near the beginning of the match, Bravo began a sequence where he'd leg sweep one of the ants, lateral press him, and then have them do the same to him. But then he did it with ACH and then Remsburg, which led to a Human Centipede-like (albeit a family friendly version of it) chain of rear waistlocks from everyone involved. Remsburg getting involved in matches is a total Chikara thing for mid-match comic relief, so it was only natural he'd break it out for the branded excursion into Texas.
  • Bravo and ACH broke out the old Dudley Boyz WAZZUP spot, which led to them doing the "GET THE TABLES" thing, except no tables were to be found under the ring. It wasn't as overt a comedic spot as the ref stuff, but it was a great way to inject levity into the match without breaking up the flow in the action.
  • Man, the crescendo in this tag match was full of patented indie tag insanity, and it nearly made me dizzy.
  • Bravo locking in the Inspire Pro Special for the first time was actually pretty cool to see. Truth be told, I think that variant on the hold looks better than the original Chikara Special, but it'll take a bit to see if it ever gets the cache that the original hold has.

Match of the Night:Icarus vs. Andy Dalton - Right from the beginning, when Dalton scurried to the ring to pick the bones of the Chikara Grand Champion after Lance Hoyt booted his face halfway to Lubbock, this bout was worthy of its lofty Champion vs. Champion heading. Dalton used every trick in the book, and for the first time I can recall in a singles match, Icarus actually looked comfortable as the gutty, noble hero. On a night full of new and innovative wrestling, the classic match stole the show.

Then again, one could say that Dalton took sleaze to a new level. He really embraced the lowlife cheating scumbag from the minute he hit the ring until the end when he and JT LaMotta orchestrated the interference that drew out Matthew Palmer. He was a heel avatar, plumbing depths that I didn't even think were possible. He licked his own boot before shoving it in Icarus' face at one point, which I'm not sure adds to realistic efficacy as much as it drives the point home. But good wrestling is visual on all levels, and sometimes, you just have to drive a point home.

But whether it was Dalton bringing it out of him or if it was an inspired (heh, get it) performance, Icarus finally broke out a full top babyface performance. His comebacks had fire, his work underneath evoked pathos, and he got the most out of his environment. The combination of opponents and all the trappings worked together to make one of the highlight, marquee matches more than live up to its billing.

Overall Thoughts: Well, RELENTLESS was a high bar to clear, and with the stars of Chikara coming in, Inspire Pro at least had the ambition to keep topping itself. While RELENTLESS was the better show, BATTLEWARS was definitely a worthy follow-up. It was both undeniably an Inspire Pro show, but it also had a different feel to it. The large roster and monthly slate provides for an intriguing dynamic. Stories can and sometimes have to be told over large expanses of time out of necessity, but each show has a short term hook. In fact, BATTLEWARS had two distinct themes.

The first and most obvious hook was the invading Chikara presence. The show had a distinct Chikara flavor without the promotion overtaking the Inspire Pro spirit completely. It was the right mix of guest stars and native talent, and each of the three matches were exciting to say the least. I can't heap enough praise on the Champion vs. Champion match, especially since Icarus has been so underwhelming in singles matches during his current run otherwise. I understand why it wasn't the main event because having Inspire Pro dudes going over strong to end an Inspire Pro show is undoubtedly the better option, but it certainly played out like a hot, show-headlining contest.

But the other underlying theme was the rise of the HOSS, and it played right into my wheelhouse. Keith Lee debuted as a member of the New Movement at Clash at the Bash as an overbearing, massive mountain of a man, but here, he showed some funky-ass moves and kicked his road to superstardom into overdrive. Seriously, he shimmied his way into my heart without letting go of what brought him to the dance in the first place. As an aside, if I were Kat Green, I would not have agreed to take that powerbomb in a million years, so she is a far braver soul than I ever would be. But that's why she's a wrestler and I'm not. Additionally, Lance Hoyt continued to show how hossdom could be used in an evil capacity. His bullying of Brandon Stroud, albeit troublesome to see as a friend of B's in real life, continues to garner him nuclear heat in an age where indie heels find it hard to get that kind of response.

But the HOSS Bowl was the crowning jewel on this show. After the match, Byron Wilcott promised to bring the heavyweight back, and if the actual HOSS Bowl match was any indication, his goal will be successfully reached. While the athletic big guy has taken on a life of its own, it's rare to see a bunch of huge guys work the traditional CLUBBERIN' style only with a crispness and speed that resembled a junior heavyweight match. It was refreshing to see more than one big guy moving around the ring like that, and hopefully, this match leads to more of a presence and cultivation of the HOSS scene in Inspire Pro.

The company has hit a stride early on in its existence, and now that promotions like Chikara are lending a hand in addition to its NWA affiliation, it won't be long before Inspire Pro is in the forefront of everyone's minds when it comes to indie promotions. I certainly suggest picking up BATTLEWARS in some form.

Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Issue 19

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WHERE WILL JOE GOE?
Photo Credit: Lee South/ImpactWrestling.com
HORB FLERBMINBER here, and boy have I got scoops for you THIS WEEK. I've got so much news that NBC has asked me to replace BRIAN WILLIAMS. I know so many SCOOPS that I've been given the lucrative endorsement contract for BREYER'S ICE CREAM. I know so much gossip that WWE employees ask ME what the latest dirt is so they can selectively leak those juicy nuggets to other dirtsheet writers. I AM THE BEST NEWSMAN IN WRESTLING, AND I ALSO HAVE THE MOST VOLUMINOUS TESTICLES. I had them scientifically tested and everything.

I cannot and WILL not soldier on fetching the news for you from the information well by myself. I need people who are willing to send me tips and who are also not afraid of letting me take all the credit for myself. If you fulfill both of those requirements, you can send me everything you know about wrestling, REAL wrestling, and the Priory of Sion. All e-mails go to ProWrestlingSKOOPZ@gmail.com. I am also on Twitter, dispensing the most vital scoops whenever they drop in REAL TIME, people. You need to click the follow button on @HorbFlerbminber.

Back issues of the newsletter are once again available for the public with the exception of the following people:
  • Dave Meltzer
  • Bryan Alvarez
  • Barry Alvarez
  • Paul Chryst
  • Ron Dayne
  • Taylor Dayne
  • Cyndi Lauper
  • Lou Albano
  • Afa AND Sika
  • Roman Reigns
You all know what you've done.

I'm proud to announce a new sponsor for Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ, Gimbel's Department Store! Located in... wait, Gimbel's closed in 1987? THEN WHO'D I TALK TO LAST NIGHT ON THE PHONE? I guess it's back to selling bodily fluids for science for supplemental funds, although I've donated so much blood in the last two weeks that I'm pretty sure I'm legally dead in three states.

Be sure to catch me on public access television if you live in Flagstaff, Arizona. I will be discussing the latest wrestling news as well as my plan to catapult everyone in the state into the Gulf of California except RJ Brewer, John McCain, and Lon Kruger, whether immigrant or not. Arizona has too many people. TOO MANY.

Don't you forget about me.

- Samoa Joe announced on Twitter yesterday that he and Impact Wrestling would be parting ways. His contract was up, and he decided against renewing it when someone finally pointed out to him that the facial tattoo he was forced to get for an angle five years ago actually looked like a penis.

- Joe is rumored to draw interest from WWE, as Triple H, John Cena, and William Regal all are high on him and want him in the fold. However, Vince McMahon is wary at signing the Ring of Honor veteran because he's one of the 17 native Samoans who is NOT part of the Anoa'i family, and thus doesn't have a character reference within the business.

- Joe reportedly could go to New Japan Pro Wrestling, where he would undoubtedly join the Bullet Club, which would be a tremendous move filling out a stable that still has room to grow.

- Hey, remember when TNA stuck Joe in the Main Event Mafia? Man, that was the most bloated stable EVER.

- UFC was rumored to be interested in Joe to put him against CM Punk for a legendary fourth bout in their epic series of matches, but in order for Joe to make weight against Punk, Dana White would have to, and I quote, "pump him up with enough drugs to make Keith Richards blush," and everyone knows UFC is a drug-free environment.

- Rory McDonald's drug test results came in yesterday, and his blood type is now listed as "testosterone."

- CM Punk recently said that MMA and pro wrestling were the same thing. SEE, PUNK SAID IT, SO IT MUST BE TRUE. TRUEUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEE.

- Vince McMahon is on the cover of Muscle and Fitness magazine this month, which is shown BELOW:


- NXT talents are preparing for their tour of Ohio in conjunction with the Arnold Classic by pretending they care about the Arnold Classic.

- Regarding my report that Vince Russo was going to take over as lead writer, executive producer, and lead announcer for Lucha Underground last week, I was mistaken. Russo has only put those things on his resume as padding to attempt to get the prestigious assistant manager position at the Nostrand Ave. Checkers in Brooklyn.

- In an attempt to boost his popularity, the role of Roman Reigns will now be played by Benedict Cumberbatch.

- CHIKARA CLASH-MASH OF THE IMPOTENT DRAFT RESULTS: No one picked any member of Migos, so it was a SHAM.

- Nick Diaz Hector Lombard Anderson Silva, Nevada to the Committee on Tuesday to discuss the C way not expected to reject hearing a lot of good news Dana White, show of the night. At least a temporary victory if time does not appear full suspension suspension. White and Lorenzo Fertitta cases the decision of the PED a press conference Wednesday.

- Last week's poll results are in, and 68% of you think Vince McMahon should be hanged, 30% want death by firing squad, and 2% voted for Mr. Wrestling II, for some reason. Anyway, this week's poll:

I Listen So You Don't Have To: The Ross Report Ep. 53

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Kelly is on the Ross Report to gab ROH
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: The Ross Report
Episode: 53 (Feb. 18, 2015)
Run Time: 2:04:14
Guest: Kevin Kelly (29:45)

Summary: Jim Ross brings to the podcast his old colleague Kevin Kelly, a longtime WWE employee now working as the voice of Ring of Honor. They open by discussing Kelly’s WWF audition and his earlier days in wrestling. That leads to reflection on some hard financial hard times in WWE and Vince McMahon’s quiet generosity. Ross then asks about Kelly’s famous segments with The Rock. After a break, Kelly discusses his career influences, working with Ross and Michael Cole on RAW and what he learned. Then they preview the upcoming ROH pay-per-view, talk about ROH stars who move onto WWE, the importance of developmental systems, ROH’s production values, Jim Cornette, what wrestling Kelly consumes, and a quick rundown of NJPW, WWE, Lucha Underground and TNA.

Quote of the week: Kelly, on ROH stars moving on from the company: “I have a slight tinge of jealousy. I would love for them to be able to stay and be rich and provide for their families and earn the money that they deserve in Ring of Honor. But if that opportunity isn’t there, and they have to go elsewhere, then I can never begrudge them. I want them all to retire as millionaires. So, you know, it’s like seeing your kids off to college: You’d love to have them stay, but there’s just some that have to go.”

Why you should listen: If you know Kelly only from his WWE stint, this will serve as a fine introduction to his entire career. Ross addressed some of his concerns about ROH last week with Adam Cole, but it seems more of a fair exchange when the same issues surface with Kelly. The story about Curt Hennig, Mr. Fuji and McMahon s a highlight, and anyone curious but clueless about the ROH pay-per-view should have good use for the preview talk.

Why you should skip it: This episode is the epitome of broad and shallow over one good deep dive. Just when you think you’ll get some good (read: fresh) stories about Kelly’s WWE days, it’s on to the next topic. The same thing happens when Kelly starts to unpack his thoughts on certain ROH stars. The rundown of what’s happening with current promotions is about twice as long as it needs to be given that Ross checks in with each during his weekly monologue and Kelly isn’t following the same shows as closely. If all you really wanted was stories about Kelly’s legendary Rock interviews, you only need to listen to just the right five or so minutes.

Final thoughts: Look, this isn’t a bad episode — there certainly are worse. If you can stomach the usual (Ross interjecting or shifting the focus inward, in one case basically asking Kelly to talk about Ross himself), Kelly comes off well enough and he sells the heck out of ROH in general, if not the upcoming show. That said, this episode would have been much stronger if it were just a Kevin Kelly career retrospective or only a deep dive on ROH to look ahead to a big show. It’s neither of those things, and it’s a few others it didn’t need to be either. So of course it checks in at more than two hours. I’d have much preferred a more tightly concentrated two- or three-episode collection instead of what we ended up with here.

Best Coast Bias: Force Majeure

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All just little bits of history repeating
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The first time, the out of nowhere time? Apron powerbomb. Hospital visit. Simplicity itself. The second time, the face-to-face time? Narrow survival. Maybe that's why Kevin Owens' shirt is silver on black: there's a certain cross-sport ethos (and/or possibly lack thereof) flavored with skullduggery and taking every advantage possible to Just Win, Baby.

This was the first show of the Owens Era, and went accordingly time-wise with the French-Canadian Murder Bear and Big X title holder chewing up most of the show's minutes. After some pre-taped acidity from GM Regal setting up the non-title main event against Adrian Neville [side note: Regal's "retired from the ring" and all that, but if they have any sliver of a possibility of doing him vs. KO they have to effing do it, don't they?] Kevin came out to his now-standard mixed reaction and milked it for plenty of time before clearing his throat. He again stated his position: he's been forthright since jump, said he'd fight any and everybody, and wanted to make a better life for the fam back home. Checkmarks in all the boxes. He even proffered a couple sentences Finn Bálor's way and sounded more than a little bit like a white hat when he said pick a date and he'd be there before taking away that sliver of light by saying what'd happened to Sami would happen to the new #1 contender alike. And while Owens was standing over Neville's body yet again when Florida's championship wrestling faded to black, the former NXT Champion could consider himself lucky. After all, he'd not been powerbombed with prejudice into the ring apron, he'd just lost a match.

And maaaaaaaaaaaaan, what a match it was; for the third consecutive week (the Bálor/Itami semifinal, obviously the big three matches from Rival, and this one) NXT delivered appointment television, some chicken soup for the wrestling fan's soul. The commentary was excellent as usual, using the moveless moments and the for once completely logical and lengthy chinlocks in highlighting the difference between something universably laudable like winning the NXT championship against the morally grey area of opting to powerbomb your former best friend into a vapor in order to obtain it.

But it wasn't like Rich Brennan, Corey Graves, and Jason Albert were sitting there trying to turn coop droppings into an appetizer; Neville and Owens were right there from a more physical standpoint to keep any eyeballs from straying. It's the simple things like logical progression that allow a hardcore fan to get sucked in should they so desire. Owens started off stalling, Brennan immediately noted this was how the title change last week started, but before he could get too far ahead of his skis Neville was there forearming him in the face. These three things happened within under ten seconds of each other, quicker than spittle out of John Moschitta's mouth, and set the template that while he was still menacing and cunning to boot, maybe some KOpponents (™ ButchCorp 2015) were starting to figure out some corners and connections even if they didn't have the puzzle at large solved. Hell, for the mechaastute you could see Neville wearing the color tights pattern he'd shown in previous big title matches in Full Sail.

Owens got the momentum with a Malenko gutbuster and senton combo platter, then spent more of the first half of the match periodically stomping Neville down and chinlocking him all the way down to the mat to give the crowd less to cheer about even though, as mentioned last week and even brought up on commentary, some portion of the crowd is going to be in Kevin's corner anyhow. When it looked like Neville was finally going to make good on escape after a couple of abortive attempts, Owens simply tossed him to the floor and into the last set of commercials. When we came back to more action and split crowd reaction, Neville started to come to life; first in a couple of spurts, and then moreover in a wait-what-no-rewind-that-shiz fashion: a DDT counter gave way to a rafter-clearing Asai suicida to the floor. A running basement dropkick down the apron (seriously) gave way to a 450 suicida (no, seriously). And that failed to put away the new reigning king of NXT, so Neville busted out some deadlift Germans and Buzzsaw kicks. Sometimes This Is Awesome chants seem to be forced; this, obviously, was not one of those times.

Neville even busted out the superkick/reverse huracanrana 1-2 jawdroppery he'd used in the title loss to Zayn again to no avail. That still put the Champ in the drop zone and Adrian a Red Arrow away from a possible title shot, but the ending was to come in almost a Russian nesting doll fashion. Owens avoided the Arrow, so Neville modified it to a flatout Shooting Star and rolling through once he landed. Once he did, however, he ran right into the splut of a pop-up powerbomb. Three. Just that fast. That could've gone another five, fifteen, and was still a perfect showing without being a five-star match. There was still time after the match ended, and maybe Adrian was going to get bounced off of NXT's roster listings the hard way. But, no: here in Full Sail, the second verse comes different from the verse, so for the umpteenth time on the show Owens was content to let the championship be in his fist and held overhead and letting that speak for him.

And lest you fear too hard, before the main event there was a short interview with the senior ringside physician stating that a) Sami Zayn had gotten the ginger snapped out of him b) thus making the medical staff call the match c) but Zayn is now back at full capacity with some recovery and a CAT scan and on tour in Abu Dhabi, thus leading to the thing we all want: him coming back to rip KO's face off. That's right, WWE programming being honest with you. Well, NXT being honest with you, but you know what's meant. No letter sending in campaigns, no Samistrong bracelets on sale for a cent less than $10, just an acknowledgment that he'd had gotten beaten the eff up, but not so much that it imperiled his career, and he'd be back with his power meter in the neon green once he returned.

With the rest of the show relatively light on run and tell everybody matches, it was more about the moments. Zayn's return is imminent. Rhyno's happened right after the commercials finished post-Owens remarks. That's right, Suge Knight is in the streets killing people, Missy Elliott's catalog is blowing up, Jessica Alba looks ridiculously attractive, gas is $2.50, and poor unfortunate souls are out here getting Gored.

...what year is this, anyhow? Anyway, he didn't do much, and got such a rapturous reception that a Holy [Excrement]! chant broke out before he could even Baron Corbin the poor victim. Of bigger interest was him circling, smirking at, and not touching Finn Bálor in the back afterwards. So that's thing the first. Thing the Second? How about the technical difficulties and ornithological underlays leading to the debut of Solomon Crowe, who cut off a whining CJ Parker with extreme prejudice after graphics told us This Was Not A Test before returning us to our regularly scheduled programming. Poor Parker, the welcome mat for indie darlings (and, now that one thinks of it, Corbin) to use to clean their boots upon before they walk into NXT's house. So that's secondary.

In the tertiary spot, Blue Pants made her glorious return, replete with her signature attire on the Tron and Big Cass singing his iteration of The Price Is Right theme as her theme (apparently Eiffel 65 all couldn't bail on their shifts at Hot Dog On A Stick lest they get fired, but whatever) and a near-Rhyno level reception from the Full Sailors. She even got to kick Sasha Banks out of the ring when the new Women's champion dismissed her and told her to get out of her ring. Unfortunately, after that, one of these women just realized her life's dream and the other is an excellent cosplayer who needs to be brought in full-time and reclaim her name, which may or may not rhyme with Seva Gates. Rope-hung double kneedrop to the gut (and Sasha exuding such Nakamurian swag that she pulled her up at two which is usually the unmaking of a black hat), Banks Statement with a little post-match gusto to it after the tapout to the crossface, and a stern warning to the entire division after scaring off the new guy Greg that she was the baddest Diva in NXT.

Add that to the River Crossing Squad continuing the losing streak of the Vaudevillians alongside Buddy Murphy's and Wesley Blake's seeming heel turn to get metaphorical fedoras in order to skeevily hit on Carmella, and from front to back it proved that Rival -- and NXT's -- success was no fluke. Remember when Wednesday was a formless night that had nothing in the way of awesome alternatives for a wrestling fan? Remember how lame Wednesdays were all the way back summer? Those days are more over than Blue Pants. And we're all better off for it.

Twitter Request Line, Vol. 110

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Could Joe to WWE work?
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It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman, and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag, and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers!

I'm gonna go ahead and assume that Senior Joe means Samoa Joe and is an unfortunate yet unintentionally hilarious typo. Anyway, I think anywhere Joe goes, as long as he's healthy and motivated, will help cement his legacy. His TNA career met the common criticism that he was "uninspired" or "phoned it in" after he lost his mega-push when Kurt Angle got there. To blame it all on Joe would be to take the extreme boot-licking, brown-nosing point of view that absolves TNA management and creative for totally creating an environment where Joe or any other employee would easily lose motivation. The question would then become would main roster WWE provide a similar environment for him, or could he be fulfilled?

The answer to that question is not easy. The cop-out answer would be that he heads to NXT as a part-time trainer, part-time "townie" who helps get stories over and wrestles to enhance the younger or more upwardly-mobile talents, like a more active William Regal. IF he went to the main roster, however, he'd fall into the same traps as he would have if he had taken the Umaga role back in the day like he was rumored to have been offered. WWE has a checkered history with Samoan wrestlers, and with three Samoans on the roster playing non-traditional (read, not racist) roles, can anyone trust Vince McMahon not to saddle Joe with a hard-headed, savage gimmick?

One indisputable fact is that if Joe went to WWE, he would have better financial security than he would if he went back to Ring of Honor without having to supplement with Lucha Underground or New Japan. I'm not entirely sure what those last two companies pay anyway, although I suspect NJPW, as the top dog promotion in Japan, is a nice payday. Either way, Joe's future is wide-open, and he's probably the most interesting free agent to hit the market since his former TNA colleague AJ Styles.

The go-to condiments seem to be barbecue sauce or honey mustard if corner pizza places are to be believed. McDonald's also goes with sweet 'n sour sauce. All of them are good because they have big flavors but aren't overpowering. That criterion eliminates anything with a strong vinegar underpinning like yellow mustard or hot sauce, even the sainted sriracha. But I think the key is to have some sweetness but also a bite afterwards. Let's face it, chicken fingers aren't the most flavorful of meats, so they need some outside complexity. For that, I'm going with sweet Thai chili sauce. It's sweet, a touch sour, and it has a nice spicy finish that goes great with any fried food, especially one as pliable/nondescript as chicken.

Outside of everyone already written about in my Who To Know series, I have a few picks. One is Sasha Banks. Yeah, yeah, she's super visible in the NXT, but WWE women, main roster or not, don't usually get the shine that could or should propel them into the top five. I have her right now as #2 or #3 on my ballot, pending on how many more Fred Yehi matches I get to watch before I start making announcements, and I feel like many prospective voters feel similarly judging on what I've been seeing on the Twitters.

Speaking of WWE women, Nikki Bella is one to watch. Of all the main roster women, she's surprisingly the only one who's been solid in the ring in every match she's been in with the rider that she's been in more than one match (since Stephanie McMahon technically was awesome in all of her 2014 matches, although she only had the one at SummerSlam). She could make some noise around the 50-60 mark, which a year ago would have been unheard of.

As for indie wrestlers, although I disagree completely with any elite marks given, Kyle O'Reilly might make a ton of noise this year. His solo run in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla has gotten a lot of critical acclaim, and even I have to admit that his tag team work in reDRagon has been tight. I wouldn't vote him in the top 50 on my ballot if I included him at all, but I'm also one guy out of a sea of at least 50 prospective voters.

DVDs will never really go out of style as long as Netflix and the WWE Network are around. Sure, the physical copies may become passe, but documentaries that can chew up an hour or so of time that may or may not have matches appended to them will never go out of style. An hourlong retrospective available on demand on Netflix and the Network might be enough to get people interested enough to check out the show every Wednesday.

AS for a NBC special, if the main roster can't get anything more than a truncated replay of WrestleMania, then I don't think NXT has any hope of getting over the air treatment.

I'm not a doctor or a psychologist, but I am willing to bet that Vince McMahon has the worst case of body dysmorphia in recorded history. But other than that, he looks really pretty AWESOMELY great.

Reigns should be a lock to look better as long as he doesn't squash Bryan in 15 seconds and then act like nothing's wrong when he gets buried in soda cups and crumpled programs. However, he will probably end up being entangled in a fuck finish that leads to a three-way at WrestleMania, and if it's one that mimics the end of RAW this past Monday, he will be in a position where he can be a viable main event player going forward. The Roman Reigns who populated the screen on Monday was viable either as a WWE-style fan-favorite who's cool but kind of a dickhead, or as a heel. He has hope going for him after all.

In a just world, they'd all walk out right before their WrestleMania multi-woman match where they have to cram like 12 women into a match that gets two minutes. At this point, WWE would be better served, at least creatively, by expanding NXT to two hours and dedicating one hour apiece on men and women. But then again, who would populate the sexy photo shoots? It won't happen, but it should.

The only reason that the disparity is so huge is because of how massively talented Sabre is, to be honest. I like Ryder as a performer when he's able to do more than hilariously job to Rusev or cram his five moves of doom into a two minute space because WWE needs recaps of recaps of recaps for shit that happened five minutes ago. His run in WWECW showed a lot of promise, and he was able to have some good matches when he was on Superstars in the halcyon days when Superstars was a thing. But I won't deny that the gap is huge because Sabre is a goddamn stud.

However, I would say the gap between Daveys is much, much, MUCH wider. Davey Richards is one of the worst talents I've ever seen, and the gap between him and either Davey Boy Smith or Davey Vega, take your pick, is about as massive as longest linear point between continents separated by the Pacific Ocean.

Captain: Claudio Castagnoli. Members: Bryan Danielson, Squire Dave Taylor, Chris Hero. Team Uppercut Plus. DO IT.

Assuming a spherical Maria, you'd need her weight to figure out density, which will let you know whether she can float on water or would sink. Then you would need the distance from the center of orbit to figure out angular momentum, depending on what Maria you're talking about here. If it's Maria Kanellis, then the distance from Mike Bennett would be short, but if it was Maria Shriver, I can't imagine she's spending too many days close to Arnold Schwarzenegger these days and you'd have to use the Kennedy Compound as a central point. In fact, a problem "like" Maria doesn't give enough information to solve the problem. You're on your own, kid.

I Listen So You Don't Have To: Cheap Heat Feb. 18

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Actor Clark Duke is on the show this week
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If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: Cheap Heat
Episode: Feb. 18, 2015
Run Time: 1:10:13
Guest: Clark Duke (44:14)

Summary: David Shoemaker and a refreshingly alert Peter Rosenberg are in studio this week, opening with a discussion about Samoa Joe’s departure from TNA. They transition to a Raw discussion, which doubles as a preview for Fastlane as well as a look ahead to WrestleMania. There’s a bit of chatter about WWE’s ringside announcers and the way WWE constrains even veteran performers. Out of nowhere, Shoemaker unveils his concept for Little League Pro Wrestling. Eventually actor Clark Duke calls in to promote Hot Tub Time Machine 2, preview Fast Lane and kick around WrestleMania options. After 12 minutes of that, they move on to listener emails, the last of which leads to a conversation about Rob Gronkowski and Mojo Rawley.

Quote of the week: Shoemaker: “You know what this country needs? Little League Pro Wrestling. What would be better for kids to have such a well-rounded experience? You get the athletic side, you get the acting side. The people who are going to watch it are people like us, the people who like freak out at random Chikara matches with like skinny guys doing random tornado DDTs to each other. It would be so awesome.”

Why you should listen: The Samoa Joe discussion is worthwhile and a hair more broad than might be expected. There can’t be enough criticism of WWE for being too strict with microphone work, and bring it up in the context of Dusty Rhodes is especially welcome.

Why you should skip it: The main problem is an episode positioned as a preview for Sunday’s Fast Lane is fairly light on discussion of the actual card for that show. Beyond that, only one of the hosts has seen the NXT Supershow from last week, so any discussion in that direction is limp at best. Duke adds nothing to the conversation (“He’s in movies! He watches RAW sometimes!”), and things like the Rowley-Gronk discussion just reveal how little attention the guys (especially Rosenberg) pay to the yellow ropes corner of the WWE Network.

Final thoughts: Perhaps the inability to focus too heavily on Fast Lane is simply indicative of that show’s function in regards to the larger WWE calendar. If WWE weren’t adding matches to a Sunday show on Tuesday afternoon, the hosts would not be caught off guard. But ultimately this episode is indicative of what happens when there’s no show planning before the red light goes on. An interview about Duke’s background as a fan would have been interesting, or a match-by-match Fast Lane preview, or a total breakdown of Rival, or a full-blown WrestleMania predictions chat and so on. But like most weeks, it tries to be a little bit of all those things and ends up being none. At least Shoemaker’s Grantland mailbag this week was delightful.

Smackdown: Friendship is Magic

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Bryan was a highlight of a wrestling-packed episode of Smackdown
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This week's Smackdown was packed full of matches. On one hand, it was awesome because more wrestling is always a good thing. On the other hand, everything zipped by so fast it was hard to fully process anything. On the whole, though, I have to say that I'd rather have more matches than more time spent yakking in the ring over things we already know, so thumbs up, Smackdown!

Most Frustrating Friendship – Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns
Last week I was full of praise for the journey that Daniel Bryan and Roman Reigns undertook during Tag Team Turmoil, at the end of which the two appeared to have made some sort of peace with each other. That work was swiftly undone on the following Raw and made me want to flip a table. The two didn't interact at all during this week's Smackdown, but it seems they're heading into the Fast Lane pay-per-view back at square one. What was even the point of last week? Did I just dream that it happened? Even Kane and Big Show seemed perfectly fine again, with no acknowledgment of the squabbling that to Bryan and Reigns' win. Ugh.

However, I have to say that I enjoyed both Bryan and Reigns' matches this week. Bryan faced the Miz, and while the match itself was unfortunately short, I loved seeing Bryan go up against his former NXT mentor, a fact that was even mentioned by commentary (Michael Cole referencing the uphill battle that Bryan fought without any hint of irony that Cole himself formerly made a career out of running Bryan's name into the ground was as hilarious as it was enraging). Reigns likewise faced an old enemy, going up against Luke Harper and bringing back memories of the Shield versus the Wyatt Family. I don't know if this symmetry was intentional – both Bryan and Reigns dominating important foes from their pasts – but I sure enjoyed it. And even though this phrase has pretty much lost all meaning as it applies to Roman Reigns, both men looked strong after their victories. If they can't be friends, at least they can give me a good story.

Most Stagnant Friendship – Ryback, Erick Rowan, and Dolph Ziggler
Enough with these three and the same old song. Survivor Series was almost three months ago, but from the way their matches are billed you'd think they'd just been fired and re-hired yesterday. It's over, and despite what commentary desperately wants us to believe, none of them have done anything remotely defiant since coming back. This week, Ryback won against Kane, Erick Rowan lost to Big Show, and Dolph Ziggler lost to Seth Rollins, with the matches allegedly occurring as yet more “punishment” for not agreeing with the Authority or whatever. None of the matches were particularly interesting, with perhaps the exception of Ziggler/Rollins, though since J&J Security were barred from ringside, thereby depriving me of FRIENDSHIP, I wasn't feeling very charitable towards their match. There was no point to any of it other than to set up a match at Fast Lane and I'm completely over this whole thing. The true Authority – Stephanie McMahon and Triple H – haven't done anything particularly villainous lately that requires standing up to. It's time for everyone involved to move on.

Should Be More Than Friends – Bad News Barrett and Dean Ambrose
Barrett spent his entire match against R-Truth trying to get the attention of Dean Ambrose's, who was on guest commentary. Barrett actually ended up losing because he was so desperate for Ambrose to look at him. Ambrose chose to play hard to get, completely ignoring Barrett and turning his back on him in order to discuss men's fashions with Byron Saxton (I loved that bit, largely because it was a return to the cool and collected Ambrose that I love, instead of the wacky cartoon that he has become recently). Barrett wrapped it up by staring intensely at Ambrose after the match, and do I really need to elaborate on this? Love is in the air...

A Match That Happened – The Ascension vs. Xavier Woods and Big E
Remember what I said about so many matches happening that it was hard to process them all? This is one that definitely got lost in the shuffle and I don't have much to say about it. Other than how hugely uncomfortable I was with the two old white guys on commentary exhorting Byron Saxton to clap along with the New Day, Saxton shortly replying that he doesn't need to be told when to clap his hands, and then being chastised for being such a downer and not knowing how to have fun. Yeesh.

Should Not Be Friends – Nikki Bella and Brie Bella
There is no point to the Bella Twins being together right now, or maybe even ever again. The two were once again on commentary during Paige's win against Cameron (a match that wasn't awful, which is pretty much how I can best judge a Cameron match: “Well, it wasn't awful. Yay!”) and it could not be more obvious how little Brie is needed. Last week I called her an echo that just makes everything worse, and it's still true. I guess she can help her twin by interfering in matches, but it's my belief that Nikki should be moving more towards becoming a villain so strong that she doesn't even need to cheat. Keeping her with Brie means that they will also keep falling into this irritating high school mean girls thing and it's holding Nikki back.

Best Unintentional Friend – Rusev
Jimmy Uso had a match against Tyson Kidd, and since it started with a bit from Kidd and Cesaro about the power of friendship I was pretty set to gush about that, but then Rusev showed up out of nowhere and started wrecking things. Since no reason was really given (yeah, yeah “message to Cena,” whatever) I came up with my own. Who is better to his lady friend than Rusev? No one! And since he went right after Jimmy Uso while Naomi just stood at ringside and did absolutely nothing to help, I believe that Naomi must have confided to Rusev what a shit-weasel her husband has been, and the gallant Russian Bulgarian decided to avenge her. I'm also pretty sure his following tirade loosely translated into a spiel about respecting women and that he will come after anyone who acts like a douche-canoe to them (*cough* Cena *cough*). I really, really wanted him to also go after Lawler, who had remarked that there were a “lot of wives out here, right?” followed up with a crack about men wanting to sell their wives. Don't make me miss JBL, King.

Who To Know for the TWB 100: Mickie Knuckles

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Knuckles is still clowning wrestlers, like D'arcy Dixon here from the WSU show in November
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
Another year is in the books, so another round of evaluating and ranking wrestlers is looming on the horizon. The TWB 100 will be happening again this year, and while the announcement will not come until the first or second week of March, it doesn't mean you don't have to worry about your ballot until then. Perhaps you feel secure in your ballot right now, but odds are, wrestlers exist who are off your radar that could use a little studying up upon. I am here to help you with your homework in that department.

Wrestler: Mickie Knuckles

Who Is She?: Knuckles is one of the most tenured veterans on the indie scene, making her debut in 2003 and specializing mostly in the hardcore and death match arenas. She's been wrestling men before all the chatterboxes raising protestations right now about believability were even allowed to stay up late on Mondays and watch RAW. She's wrestled everywhere: IWA Mid-South, Chickfight, WSU, even Chikara. And even now, 12 years and a child later, she's still very much an active and vibrant part of the indie scene all across the country.

What's Her Deal?: Knuckles is one of the toughest wrestlers to come through the pipes during the last decade. She hits hard, gets hit harder, and is not afraid to use massive amounts of plunder to get the job done. Even in non-hardcore environments, her brawling skills lag behind a scant few people. She's also one of the most prolific shit-talkers, and the use of her tongue as a psychological weapon is tremendous and adds a ton to any match she's in.

Why You Should Consider Her For Your Ballot: For those who might think Knuckles would have slowed down by now, well, you've underestimated her capacity to turn grimy, violent wrestling into art. Even now, she's just as charismatic and brutal as she's ever been, and one needs no more than to look at her WSU run this year to get a feel for it. She's a magnet who commands your attention without taking away from the greater story of the match, and few other wrestlers of any gender have been able to make a mastery of the squared circle the way she has this past year. Finding her non-WSU work may be tricky, but at the same time, it'll be well-worth it.

Matches to Watch:

vs. Kimber Lee, WSU Secret Show #3, (clip only, the show is worth purchasing at StreamWSU)


vs. Pandora, UIW show, 5/17


Previous Entries:Timothy Thatcher, Heidi Lovelace, Vordell Walker, Andy Dalton

Inspire Pro's Undeniable: A Review

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Angelus Layne making an impactful debut
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Running a wrestling promotion has got to be the most nerve-racking endeavor. There are so many factors, a lot of which you cannot control, that will surely make you go prematurely gray-haired. From what I’ve been able to witness, it’s a lot of hard work. It’s not just setting up a ring and getting some wrestlers to wrestle in it. A lot goes into it. I’m sure anyone reading this is probably aware of it, but I have a newfound appreciation for the hard work the people at Inspire Pro team does to put on a great show for us fans.

And you never see a single sign that anything is amiss. This show could have been a disaster, thanks to a few flight issues which mucked up the card and had to force everyone to rethink what was going to happen. Thinking on the fly, as it were, and they pulled it off with flying colors.

See, the original opening match was supposed to see Steve O'Reno defended the J*Crown against “Mr. Touchdown” Mark Angelosetti, but thanks to a little thing called winter happening all over the northeast, his flight was delayed by three hours. He more or less landed in Austin very close to the start time of the show and basically hit the ring once he got dressed. But instead of having that match first, which they had promoted as being the opener, Inspire Pro had to reconfigure a few things.

Now, the opening match of a show is possibly the most important decision you have to make. It sets the tone for the rest of the show. It works in the same way television shows use comedians to work up crowds before TV tapings. People have just filed in, are just beginning to settle in, and you immediately want them to be engaged, you want their attention, and not just anyone can waltz down that ramp, hope in-between those ropes, and get your audience hootin’ and hollerin’ (yep, I said those words) and setting the tone for the rest of the night. And Inspire Pro likes to give their fans a main event-caliber opener.

That’s why someone like Reno is chosen for such a spot (as he has been the previous two shows BattleWars and Ecstasy of Gold II). He’s beloved by the fans, has excellent showmanship, knows how to get the fans invested, and is, quite simply, one of the best wrestlers Texas has to offer. Seriously, if you’re running a wrestling promotion somewhere in this world, book Steve O'Reno.

So, it was naturally a little disheartening when we heard that the match was being pushed back until later in the show (although relief in the fact that it was happening at all), but I don’t know that they could have chosen a better match for the new opener. Whoever chose Athena vs. Nicole Savoy deserves the biggest of hugs, because it was, dare I say, inspired!

I’m going to come right out and say that it was the perfect choice and, in retrospect, worked better than the O'Reno-Touchdown match would have (and that match was excellent!), because these two women came out swinging. Dives to the outside, stiff forearms and kicks, just going shot for shot, with neither woman backing down. Now, everyone in Texas knows about Athena, but for us, Nicole Savoy was someone most people probably didn’t know much about. I’d only seen on match on YouTube of her and while it was good, it didn’t completely expect what we saw.

And that’s a tough spot to put someone, I would think, who hasn’t worked for your company before. Instead of being able to relax in the back and see how the crowd is reacting to things during other matches, your job is now to get the crowd hyped, and you have to set the example for everyone else in the back.

It was a hell of an example. Before the show, we said hello to Savoy and shook hands, and she was very nice, but seemed quiet and reserved, but she was anything but once she stepped through those ropes. When she hit Athena, she HIT Athena, resulted in very loud thuds. And she wasn’t opposed to a little bit of smack talk. Needless to say, I was very impressed with the newcomer. Just as I was with Athena, but at this point, it’s almost like we kind of take her for granted. I mean, heck, she came to the ring with TWO Championship belts (ACW American Joshi and AIW Women’s Champion), so she’s freakin’ amazing! But she should not be taken for granted, she’s still one of the top women in all of wrestling… scratch that, one of the top wrestlers, PERIOD.

In the end, ATHENA picked up the win, but I really hope it’s not the last we see of Savoy, as she’s a great talent. I could go for a Best of Seven series with these two one day. When’s the last time there’s been a good Best of Seven? Too long, so let’s let these badasses do it!

Next up for Athena (as far as the XX Division is concerned) will be the XX Division Championship Finals that will be taking place at IN THEIR BLOOD 2 (which is NOT the March 22nd show, rather happening later in the spring) against Jessica James and the winner of the next contest, a Three-Way Dance, pitting the returning Paige Turner against the debuting Angelus Layne and the spunky New Movement member, Delilah Doom.

Before the match could take place, the “Manager of the Decade” Chris Trew wanted the crowd to FOCUS UP and brought along a New Movement intern, Roxy Castillo. Trew let everyone know that he was well aware of the less-than-stellar performance of The New Movement, and since everyone’s contracts were up, he was conducting performance reviews (which went for him as well). Well, everyone but Keith Lee, because he has been locked up in a lucrative, long-term contract. Perhaps Trew wasn’t so wise in trying to force someone to be on his team that did not want to be there (“Jiggle-O” James Johnson), but he was damn sure smart enough to lock up Lee.

Trew knows he has a solid group, but they can’t seem to get on the same page, so Trew brought out the man responsible for that, the aforementioned Johnson. Surprisingly, Johnson wasn’t opposed to the idea of staying with The New Movement, provided Trew agreed to stop taking shortcuts (cheating, etc.), and just let everyone on the team perform like they are capable of, and things will turn around. There was no need for all the shenanigans because The New Movement was a collection of very good wrestlers. And Trew agreed that they could begin to do things in that way, even telling Johnson that despite their issues, he had even managed to get him a J*Crown Championship match for March 22. So, as Delilah Doom made her way to the ring, it seemed as if things were going to turn for The New Movement.

Doom is a favorite of the fans because she’s spunky, but Paige Turner, on the other hand, has been despised by the crowd since she first joined Inspire Pro. It’s kind of funny that a librarian wrestler is a heel, because all she is trying to promote is reading and, as everyone knows, reading is FUNdamental. But she was the first woman in the XX Division and pretty much had the run of the place when she was flanked by her Book Marks. They are, it would seem, long gone, leaving Turner to return after a lengthy absence all alone. Reading really is a solitary activity anyway.

When Angelus Layne appeared, a few people immediately chanted, “Who are you?” which, well, that’s certainly a thing you could shout, but I don’t know why you would, especially since Brandon Stroud was about to introduce her. When he did, Layne commented, “That’s who I am.” And, man, if it weren’t for Layne, this match could have been a bit of a disaster, but she held it together and was just the meanest, nastiest person she could possibly be. When she did what she did in the header photograph, she cemented her status as a badass.

Turner was eliminated fairly quickly, leaving it down to the tenacious Layne and the never-quitting Doom. There were a few messed up spots, but those almost helped the situation. Clearly, Doom was overmatched in both the skill and size department, and it was a lot to have to try and overcome. So, even though a couple things did not go so smoothly, it actually made it seem like Doom was just really fighting her tail off to stop from being completely pummeled.

And true to Trew’s word, he did not get involved. They let the match play out however it was going to play out. Layne’s mistake was pulling Doom up when she had her down for what would have most likely been a three count. Instead, she wanted to inflict more damage and straight humiliate Doom. That was her downfall, as DELILAH DOOM was able to cleverly maneuver herself into a pinning combination and getting the 1-2-3 and advancing to the Finals of the XX Championship Tournament!

The crowd went bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! One of the loudest reactions I’ve heard in Inspire Pro. That is truly amazing considering that Doom had been apart of this heel faction and had not been on the winning end of much of anything since debuting with the company. But she’s always kept her positivity and never-say-die attitude, which she desperately needed in this match, especially given what stakes were involved.

And what a start to the show, too. Can you imagine any other company being able to put two women’s matches at the top of the show and have it being one of the best one-two punches you could have to start a show? It was certainly up there with Battle Wars for the beginning of a show. You had Savoy and Athena beat the piss out of each other and they had this emotional rollercoaster following it up. Like, seriously, this match put the crowd through the wringer and they responded with such joy and relief when Doom pulled out the victory. That’s great storytelling from top to bottom, beginning with The New Movement deciding to try a different strategy going forward and ending with Layne being a supreme meanie-head and letting her hubris get the best of her. Just a great, great start to a show that had seven more matches to go.

After the match, the fans chanted, “DON’T COME BACK!” to Layne (which was a stark contracts to them chanting “PLEASE COME BACK” to Nicole Savoy, which, yeah, she totally should, ‘cause she was awesome), which was some bullshit, because she was great in that match. You wanted her to lose, because she was being such a jerk to Doom. Inspire Pro needs more wrestlers like her. Sadly, she suffered a broken ankle during the match (not sure when or how, but it’s impressive if she kept on working after suffering the injury), so who knows when she’ll return. If she even wants to, ‘cause the first time she was scheduled to appear, she broke both of her wrists, and then when she finally performs, she breaks an ankle. But hopefully she does.

The next one on the agenda was, as weird as it sounds, almost a cool-down match, and it was anything but. Really, Inspire Pro does not have cool-down matches, they just toss a short intermission in the middle. But, here we were, with only two matches completed and it wouldn’t be insane to say that people were a bit emotionally drained. Too bad! Alex Reigns revealed himself to be the mystery opponent for Barrett Brown.

The last time we saw Alex Reigns was at some point that I don’t feel like looking up, but it had been a considerable amount of time. In his absence, Carson and Moonshine Mantell went looking for a new third member of The World Class Syndicate, finding Barrett Brown last month at Ecstasy of Gold II. Brown was immediately challenged by a mystery opponent for this show.

Was Reigns just waiting for someone to take his spot just so he could get all upset about it and challenge that person to a match? I mean, he’d been away for quite some time and it just so happens that he’s ready to return right as he is being replaced. Did Carson or Mantell even call to see if he wanted to return to the team? Seems rather dickish on their part, as he was clearly ready to step back into the ring. Did they just not want to team with him anymore because they just didn’t think he was good? Was he an asshole? Did he think he was better than them? I mean, Carson already envisions himself as a Inspire Pro Championship contender, Mantell as a Pure Prestige contender, and picked Brown to go after the J*Crown, so clearly anyone who maybe thinks they are on Carson’s level, he just can’t handle that and has to get rid of them.

My point is, Reigns’ grudge should not be with Brown. He was simply asked to be apart of this team and accepted. It’s really on Carson, who’s the leader, who made the decision and he clearly did not want Reigns to be with the World Class Syndicate anymore. So, I don’t begrudge Reigns being mad, and I understand why he would challenge Brown (he took his spot afterall), but hopefully Reigns main goal is to go after Carson (which they had words after the match, so I’m sure that will be the case).

As for the match, it was VERY good. It’s going to be overlooked on this show because he followed those two outstanding women’s matches and were immediately followed by two men’s matches. What I’m saying is that this show was loaded and you could have put any match in the main event and no one would have batted an eyelash, this one included. People will see this match on the listing and not think much of it, but it’s going to surprise a lot of people and it could be the one they think about most.

What little we saw of Reigns in the past, I remember him being pretty good. When he teamed with Mantell, they were a formidable tandem who would have flourished had Inspire Pro had a legit tag team division, as it was, he just kinda disappeared (as did Mantell, truth be told) and was even forgotten by his own teammates it would seem. As for Brown, well, he’s Barrett Brown and he’s very good, even though people chant “Brown Town” in support of him, which is just a very odd chant. It just poses a lot of questions I don’t necessarily want the answer to.

In the end, in a really great closing sequence (they had a lot of great counter sequences throughout the match), ALEX REIGNS picked up the victory (would have been awful if he went through all that trouble and ended up losing), with what was more or less Ray Rowe’s finisher, which was odd. I’m not sure what you call the move, but it’s a full-nelson slam into a knee (in Rowe’s case, it’s a knee to the back of the head, and Reigns’ is to the face). I don’t recall anyone really using a move so similar to someone else’s finisher. They only thing we really get a lot of are superkicks because of course we do. Everyone does a superkick. I’m not even a wrestler and I superkick shit.

But this was good, and it’s not over, naturally. Hopefully, Reigns can do battle with Mantell next before finally getting his hands on Carson, but if Moonshine is unavailable, I could see them going straight to the Carson match. I would like to see a series of matches, though, if they intend to stretch this out (tag matches and the like). I’m totally down with The World Class Syndicate being the heels in this situation (at the very least Carson is), so it’ll be interesting to see how it all plays out. I mean, in truth it’s pretty straight forward, but who knows? Maybe Barrett Brown is all, “hey, you all were friends and you didn’t even ask if he wanted to come back? That’s messed up,” and that causes a rift. Carson just works better as a heel and making him kind of a smarmy, sleazy heel that lies about his own friends would be good. I mean, he already has slotted his current teammates into Title slots, seemingly without consulting them on whether maybe they would want to go for the Inspire Pro Title or not. I mean, what an ass, right?

Speaking of asses… yeah, no, that’s not a segue at all. After being delayed three hours, rushing over from the airport, "Mr. Touchdown" Mark Angelosetti finally made his debut! He followed in the footsteps of his Throwbacks tag team partner, Dasher Hatfield, heading down from Chikara to take on Texas’ best kept secrect, Steve O'Reno for the J*Crown Championship in what would be a battle of The Jock vs. The Nerd.

You never would have guessed that Mr. Touchdown had spent the better part of his day either sitting in an airport or on a plane, as he and Reno went right at it. Reno even went for his Banana Split submission (what Dasher tapped out to) early and often in the match. Reno, as everyone knows, is probably the most beloved star in Inspire Pro and has been on such an amazing tear, well, pretty much since he debuted with the company, because even when he was saddled with the easily-KO’d Bradley Axel Dawson as the Hollywood Knives, he only lost once. He rode that impressive run all the way through last month’s Gauntlet Match and now wears a beautiful crown to the ring.

I really don’t know what to say about this match, because it was just good. It was a Steve match and sometimes someone is so good there aren’t a lot of words you can say about it. My hope with these matches is that word will get back to the people in charge of Chikara and Reno can begin getting work with them. He’d be a wonderful fit, although maybe they don’t want to bring in the guy who seemingly can’t lose to a Chikara wrestler? Man, maybe The Flood should have used Steve instead of Deucalion? Chikara would be nothing but a memory now.

What I’m getting at is that STEVE O'RENO won the match when he turned the Banana Split into a pin and Mr. Touchdown was unable to kick out. He’d been worn down by a lot of submissions by that point, and was just too spent to kick out. Throughout the match, Angelosetti played the heel role, which he is so very good at. Just something about the prototypical jock that can rile up a crowd. Blowing snot on your opponent also upsets people. But, afterwards, the Hollywood Strangler returned with… some woman. Actually the woman came out first, chatting it up with Reno, allowing the Strangler to attack from behind.

Mr. Touchdown seemed as if he didn’t care and was going to leave, but he thought better of it and dispatched of the Strangler, much to everyone’s delight. See, he’s not a bad dude afterall. He even presented Reno with the game ball, who in turn gave Reno the gift of novelty sunglasses with a football face mask attached. Yes, they were ridiculous and they were amazing. Seriously though, people of the wrestler world, BOOK STEVE!!

Next month, on March 22, Reno will be defending the J*Crown against “Jiggle-O” James Johnson, which should be a great contest. It’ll also be interesting to see if Chris Trew keeps his word and allows Johnson to do the match without any sort of interference. Did the Delilah Doom victory signal a turning of The New Movement’s fortunes? And what does Cherry Ramones think of all this? Trew mentioned that while Lee was signed up, he was still trying to get a hold of Ramones. Cherry was very much against Johnson and perhaps he just likes cheating, so he won’t go with the team? Someone has to defect, right? It would be strange if Johnson stays on, when he never wanted on the team, and Ramones leaves when he was the first person signed by Trew. Strange but interesting. Ramones is a very good wrestler who doesn’t get the spotlight a lot, so him playing opposite The New Movement could be fun.

You know what’s not fun? Watching Brandon Stroud get shoved on his ass by Lance Hoyt.



It’s the first real physical altercation between the mammoth wrestler and the ring announcer. It’s mostly been a lot of threats and clothes ripping. All this beef over Stroud not saying “THE American Psycho,” which, really, only makes his nickname all the more accurate. Thankfully for Stroud (and Inspire Pro, ‘cause they probably don’t want another potential lawsuit, this time for a death), he actually had some people on his side, as Ricky Starks and ACH made a beeline for the ring and stopped Hoyt from committing murder.

After everyone was pulled apart and Stroud was helped out of the ring, Justin Bissonnette finally said shit had gone too far (where have you been all these months with Hoyt had been harassing Stroud??? Talk about an unsafe work environment), so if these guys wanted to go at it, they would do so in a triple threat match to determine a new number one contender to the Inspire Pro Championship.

What about Takaaki Watanabe, you say? Well, where as Mr. Touchdown was able to make it to Texas after a lengthy delay, Watanabe was not so lucky. So, he missed the show, and his match with ACH was therefore off the card. So, Hoyt was there to end Stroud’s life, ACH was there for a match he was no longer going to have, and Starks, well, he was just there and finally had enough of Hoyt’s shit. So, Biss being the kind of promoter he is, looked at the situation and made a hell of a decision because this match was INSANE!

I will never be able to do it justice, as there was just too much shit going on. There was a bit of confusion with myself and Sam about whether it was elimination rules or not, but it was made clear later. See, at the start, ACH and Starks did the smart thing by teaming up on Hoyt. Now, that would have made a lot more sense if it was elimination rules. As it happened, it was a single fall match, meaning, while, yeah, that was still a smart strategy, you would have to incapacitate Hoyt and then try to pull a quick one on the other guy to steal the pin, more or less. Had it been elimination style, they could have done their team-up, gotten rid of Hoyt, and then fought amongst themselves. That’s honestly my only complaint about the match. It just made the psychology of the match a bit wonky. Because, eventually, when they had Hoyt out on the floor, Starks decided to go after ACH, making it a true Triple Threat at that point.

The action was all over the place, and each guy came close to winning, but in the end, after Starks got knocked to the floor, ACH managed to get the pin on Hoyt after Brandon Stroud returned to break up a pinfall and just generally act as a distraction. That’s what you get, Hoyt! Stop being a bully! Were they doing the “Be a Star” campaign when Hoyt was employed by WWE? Not that that matters, since 90% of their roster are bullies, but still.

After the match, Hoyt let it be known that it was not over between him and Stroud. At one point a lady in the audience shouted, “You have shitty tattoos!” See, Hoyt get shit for his tats all the time, between “tramp stamp” and “Whataburger!” chants, they never let up. He fired back on this lady, “I bet you have shitty tats, too! Oh, wait, that’s just your face!” It was actually a good, unexpected burn, and she took it all in stride. She also may have been really drunk, because she was very vocal. Anyway, at one point, Starks and Hoyt got into it again and had to be separated by some officials and security, and then Starks got on the mic, and there is NOTHING better than when Ricky Starks get a head full of steam on a microphone and just rants and raves. I’m glad there isn’t a lot of talking on the Inspire Pro (something some other promotions could learn), but they do have a lot of people who are excellent speakers and should be allowed to do so more often. Starks is one of them, and in the early part of Inspire Pro’s life, he was usually the only one getting mic time. That’s gone away, but hopefully after this, it returns.

Also, this happened:



“Lisa, bye!” Beautiful. So, next month, it will be Lance Hoyt versus Ricky Starks, and maybe ACH versus Dalton for the Inspire Pro Championship? That actually hasn’t been set yet, but it would probably be a good idea to do it, since we’re about to have twenty Number One Contenders. I kinda hope they just have contendership matches every show, but then never actually give them their Title shots, instead having storyline reasons for other matches to happen (such as with Palmer needing a rematch with Dalton), or non-Title matches (like tag matches), until eventually, it’s just one big Ten-Man Inspire Pro Championship Match. That would be glorious. A huge clusterfuck, but glorious all the same, especially if it’s a one-fall match. Make it happen, guys!

This is the part of the show where we take intermission. And at this intermission, I finally met Davey Vega, and he was a swell dude. I totally forgot everything I was going to say to him (such as him being my favorite wrestler, that he’s really killing it with his 30 Day Shred and looks fantastic, and other stuff), but he was nice all the same. I bought his new shirt as well. It’s really funny the design he chose, because at last month’s show, I told my wife Sam that I should just make my own Vega shirt, with a bleeding heart on the front, because he didn’t have one. But now he does and it’s perfect. So happy.

We kicked off the second half of the show with what should have been a NWA World Women's Championship match, buuuuut Barbi Hayden managed to lose it the previous weekend to Santana Garrett in Florida. So, instead her match with Leva Bates would be a Number One Contender's Match for the XX Championship. That's right, before there's even a Champion, we will know who gets the first shot.

Before the match started, Hayden had some words to say. She explained how hard it was to be a WORLD Champion, since the fans would never know the pressure of such a situation, and said while she had been doing some nefarious things (which is only partly true, I still stand by the fact that the referee was at fault for the Veda Scott match), she would not being doing that anymore. She was turning over a new leaf just like The New Movement earlier.

What I like about the Inspire Pro crowd is that they get super involved and are very vocal but it's very rare when someone tries to just take over a show (a problem some other companies have). Even the NXT crowd kinda goes into business for themselves (in a way), and will chant arbitrary things just to chant things. A product of that is Leva Bates, who instantly got over as "Blue Pants" despite working minute-long matches. With Inspire Pro, there were zero Blue Pants chants, which is kind of shocking (at least that I can recall). Some kids brought signs and lots of people tweeted using that name, but for the show, she was simply "Cobra Commander" Leva Bates.

The match itself was back and forth and Hayden really did try her best not to cheat. But she did, putting her feet on the ropes like she was Ric Flair or something. It did not work. Eventually, she got knocked to the floor and was all "screw this" and was apparently going to walk away. That wasn't the case at all, because as any good heel knows, most baby faces are a bit dumb, and won't stand for someone retreating even though it means a victory for them (and a bigger cut of the pay, you would think, for being a winner). So, naturally, Bates gave chase.

It should be noted that Inspire Pro uses the 20-count instead of your typical ten. I've always liked the 20 better ever since I started watching Japanese wrestling back in the day. It's more dramatic, plus a 10 count forces you to kind of no-sell an attack. Like at NXT Takeover: Rival, when Bull Dempsey shoved Baron Corbin into the ring post. The count was already at, like, seven, so he basically had to shrug it off and get back into the ring. Sure, the story is sound, showing that Corbin is resilient, but imagine that same scenario with a 20-count. How dramatic would that have been? He could lay around, crawl, fall, and still heroically make it back into the ring.

Funny tidbit real quick, Stroud mentioned the 20-count at the beginning of the show, and the guy sitting behind us was thoroughly confused. All through the opening match, he kept commenting on it, thinking the count was for a pinfall. Silly man. Eventually he figured it out.

Back to the match, Hayden ran around the crowd, with Bates giving chase. Hayden managed to slow her down, and climbed into the ring before the count of twenty, giving BARBI HAYDEN the victory by count out. Now, here's my slight issue, whenever one person is out of the ring, the count begins, but when the second person joins them, that stops the original count, right? And a new count starts? I feel as though that is correct (and really the only thing that makes sense). So, they should have a whole new count instead of it being at thirteen when Bates jumped out and having to hustle to get back in.

I bring this up because the same referee who missed Veda Scott's foot on the rope at Ecstasy of Gold II was the official for this match (he gets booed every time we walks out, too). Soooo, is he in cahoots with Hayden? What are the odds that a fishy ending would occur with the same ref, with the same wrestling benefitting? Once, sure, but twice, especially after how big of a stink was raised last time. I mean, I know Scott and Inspire Pro settled their beef, but maybe they need to re-examine things now that she can bring someone else over to her cause?

I have a feeling, things will not go as smoothly as they hope when they try to crown the first XX Champion, as Scott has already tweeted out “#AustinScrewjob” since this show ended. At least with the NWA Women’s Championship out of Inspire Pro for the time being, things can refocus on their own division, which is for the best if you ask me.

Another division that’s been heating up thanks to the unlikely double turn (it would seem) between Pure Prestige Champion, Thomas Shire, and the man who stole the belt Mr. B. I mentioned it last month when Shire and Mr. B battled for the giant piece of gold, but the fans have latched onto Mr. B for the most part, and it’s not undeserved. When we used to go to ACW, he was always stuck in the same matches month to month (almost exclusively tag team bouts against the same teams), and didn’t have much of a character beyond shouting “White Chicks!” But since he began in Inspire Pro, I dunno, he just has seem more focused. He’s definitely treated more seriously and that’s showing through in his work and the reactions he gets.

Now, why people have turned on Shire, who was a pretty big fan favorite when he was helping Scot Summers battle former Inspire Pro Commissioner, Greg Symonds. He was even cheered when he won the Pure Prestige Championship at BattleWars over Scotty Santiago and Teddy Hart. Since then? Things have turned. I have heard it said that people find him a little boring, lacking personality. I dunno, I’ve always enjoyed Shire and his work, even when his only role seemed to be jumping off the top rope and making Jojo Bravo fall down from the impact. But, I could see where people would think that. He definitely has a different sort of personality that a lot of people. He has a different sense of humor, it would same. It’s almost like he has more of an in-person personality that would draw people in (like how people always said Dean Malenko had one of the best senses of humor, but that “fun” personality never translated on-screen). Whatever the reasons, Shire has essentially switch, at the least, to a more tweener role.

But I mentioned Jojo Bravo, and he would be Mr. B’s opponent for the evening. Bravo started out in Inspire Pro as something of a hero for the people. He was demonstrably different than he was in ACW, although he still was fun in the ring, but it felt like, much like with Mr. B, he was taken more seriously. He got a big win over Robert Evans one the third show, The Quick and the Dead, in a great, great match. He headlined BattleWars with ACH against The Colony (Fire Ant and Silver Ant), getting the win with the Inspire Pro Special. He’s been in contention for things, such as the Inspire Pro Championship (in the opening tournament to crown a Champ and then a Number One Contenders Match) and the J*Crown (competed in the Gauntlet that Steve’o Reno won), but he hasn’t been able to capitalize.

So, when Bravo came out for the match, there was a decidedly different edge to him. Oh, also, he came out to the “NO HOLDS BARRED” theme. It was as awesome as you could imagine. But there was something on his mind to the point that he even left a fan hanging on a high-five. In the match itself, he seemed more or less the same, up to his old tricks and being clever and out-smarting his opponents. One funny moment had him attempting several quick pins on Mr. B, but upon being repeatedly unsuccessful, he said, “He’s unbeatable!”

Another cute moment came when they started a series of irish whips, with Mr. B hitting the ropes, and Bravo grabbing the referee’s arms, and creating a bridge for Mr. B to go under (I’m assuming they were attempting a double clothesline. On the return, things switched off and the referee was sent into the ropes, same thing happened, and then it was Jojo’s turn to hit the ropes. He put a stop to it, did a spin, and then all three men jumped into the air. The trickery and adorableness of it annoyed and frustrated Mr. B, but it was Bravo that would lose his cool.

Later in the match, Bravo was unable to get the pin, and got very upset with the referee and began to yank on his shirt and be very disrespectful of the stripes. No idea what caused the blow up, but Bravo was unable. And poor Austin, that was the second time in the night that someone was mean to him. The first was Angelus Layne and now Bravo. Brian, a guy who sits in front of us, turned at one point during the match and asked who we were even supposed to root for. Of course, you cheer for whomever you want, but I get his point. Mr. B was always a heel, but suddenly everyone loved him, while Bravo was one of the top faces in the company, but he was being surly and mean to referees, which was out of the ordinary. So, my answer? Root for Austin, and so he did.

One more quick thing about Austin the Referee before I continue. When he first became a referee, at the Fun Fun Fun Fest shows, he was… not good, let’s say. He wasn’t horrible, he wasn’t actively ruining matches, and he was most certainly doing a much better job than I would ever have been capable of (I would have likely had a massive anxiety attack and been able to do it just knowing so many people were going to be watching me), but he seemed lost, most of all. He wasn’t completely confident in what he needed to do and spent a lot of time just watching the matches, I think. Probably over thought everything and just didn’t want to make a huge fool of himself. Whatever the case, there was room for improvement. And let me say, this is only the second show since he started and he has gotten SO much better. It’s kinda unbelievable. You definitely don’t notice him in the ring like you did at FFFFest, and he’s moving around a lot more (he stuck to one spot a lot that first weekend of shows) and actually getting into the action (like asking if someone wants to give up, etc.). So, kudos to Austin for putting the damn work in and getting so good.

As for the match, Bravo mostly just kept getting more frustrated and eventually was defeated by MR. B, who put in some really good work, especially given how ravaged his body was after being in Tennessee working the weekend in his first steel cage match. After the match was over, Thomas Shire made a surprise appearance through the crowd and blasted Mr. B in the back, reclaiming his Championship. A funny thing happened with us, as one of my wife’s fellow trainees was looking towards the entrance, so when he heard Shire hit Mr. B, he jumped, thinking it was a random person attacking him. Quite hilarious.

Like I mentioned, the fans are more firmly on Mr. B’s side than they are Shire’s, which is incredibly strange when you consider that last month, at Ecstasy of Gold II, Shire retained the Pure Prestige Championship against Mr. B and afterwards gave Mr. B props and his respect for the hard fought match. Mr. B responded to Shire by punching him in the dick and stealing is belt. So how you gonna boo a man for taking back what was stolen from him? Wrestling fans, man.

Once all that cleared the ring, Jojo Bravo had some words to say. He was unhappy. He said he was thought of as a hero when Inspire Pro started. He was positioned as a hero. He started to get a little inside baseball with things, breaking the fourth wall a bit, but it still worked. Essentially, he’s frustrated because he has these expectations thrust onto his shoulders and maybe he wasn’t meant for that. Maybe the fans weren’t into that. He kind of lost me a bit there, as the fans have been firmly behind him from day one and he always gets one of the biggest reactions. That said, perhaps he sees the situation that, yeah, he’s liked, but he doesn’t think people truly want to see him in, say, Matthew Palmer’s or Ray Rowe’s position? I have no idea. At the end of the day, he’s not pleased and will be taking control of his life, his path, because he’s in charge of his fate.

My absolute favorite part of the whole show was when Bravo was leaving the ring and walking along the ramp to the back. It was at that point that a small child tried to trip Bravo! Are you seriously, little kid? You can’t trip the wrestlers! Thankfully Bravo saw what was happening and managed to kick the boy’s hand away. Now, some people who saw it might say that the kid was just trying to give Bravo a high-five (as he was always well-loved by the children) and that Bravo kicked it out of frustration. Others may say that Bravo was actually doing the kid a favor because of germs and the like, as when wrestling, your hands get all sorts of sweay and dirty. But I stand by my interpretation. That little kid was trying to hurt Bravo and now all I want is a match between the two!

Seriously though, what I want to see is Jojo just starting to truck people. Start being absolutely dominate. Just straight murdering folks. Completely revamp his in-ring style. Take away all his fun tricks and flips and make it as bare bones and hard-hitting as possible. Man, just make him Katsuyori Shibata. But a more dominate version. No nonsense, no gimmick, the only fun he has is kicking dudes in the mouth and headbutting concussions into their brains. Make it happen, Inspire Pro! I would like to keep him in the Pure Prestige division, as they need more than Mr. B and Shire competing for the belt, especially since 60% of the rest of the roster are already Number One Contenders to the Inspire Pro Championship.

Jessica James is another person who has a shot at Championship gold, her opportunity coming in the XX Championship Tournament Finals against Athena and Delilah Doom at In Their Blood II (date to be determined), and while that looms on the horizon, standing before her is someone she can most definitely not look past, “The Mountain” Vanessa Kraven, who was making her Inspire Pro debut.

We’d seen Kraven in person one time previously, at the WrestleMania Weekend SHIMMER event, and once on tape for Smash Wrestling. I’m fairly certain she may have lost both contests, which seemed strange. She seems like the type of character you’d want to push Vader-style. Just punish folks. She towers over almost all the women she could face, so why not do that? And like Vader (from what I’ve heard), she was super nice in person!

She was less nice to James. To the best of my recollection, James hadn’t lost a match with Inspire Pro. For most of the match, that squeaky clean record was looking in jeopardy, but James roaring back, taking the fight to Kraven. It was the classic mismatch, with the smaller, quicker James, trying to use that speed and her generally great wrestling technique to keep Kraven grounded. But Kraven isn’t dubbed “The Mountain” for nothing. She used her size and strength to her advantage, punishing James for large stretches of the match.

Just as it was looking like James was going to pull off, I wouldn’t say an upset, but a major victory, when all hope looked bleak… Kraven let out a roar (I may have imagined it, but it was certainly a roar-like look on her face), said “fuck this!” One chokebomb later and VANESSA KRAVEN was your winner, doling out James’ first loss. It was also one of the few victories for guests. For the most part, those visiting Inspire Pro leave with a loss, but like fellow Canadian Robert Evans (who defeated Ray Rowe way back when), Kraven would not be stopped.

Thankfully, “The Mountain” refrained from crushing in James’ skull. That would have been very unpleasant. Although, a head vice should totally be her submission finisher. Has she ever done that? Has anyone ever told her that? Do it, Vanessa! But this victory does setup an interesting dynamic if James happens to win the XX Championship and if Kraven returns (hopefully she does), as while Barbi Hayden is the Number One Contender, Kraven would definitely have earned a shot. She may have regardless because as has been proven thus far, it’s not easy to defeat Jessica James.

Finally, we come to the end. The main event. The match with the most storylines going into it. Basically, “DIE, DALTON, DIE!” sums it up best. Everyone wants the Inspire Pro Champion, ”Dirty” Andy Dalton to die. Barring that, just getting the Title off him would be grand in a lot of people’s eyes. While I am on board with that sentiment, I don’t want it to happen anytime soon. There’s just way too much mileage to get out of the Dirty Mind of Wrestling as The Man of Inspire Pro. He’s just too scummy to have lose too soon. But it wasn’t to only be Dalton competing, as he would be joined by NWA North American Champion, making his Inspire Pro in-ring debut, Tim Storm and “The Bleeding Heart” Davey Vega.

Their opponents would be three men who all wanted to be Inspire Pro Champion. It would be the returning-from-his-motorcycle-accident Ray “Death” Rowe, “The Bionic Beast” Franco D’Angelo and the man who wants threatened to end Dalton’s life via butcher’s knife, “Centerfold” Matthew Palmer. A lot of times when teammates are seeking the same thing, it can create tension and make it difficult to work together. But since nothing was actually on the line in this match, their singular focus was actually an advantage. They all wanted the same thing: to kill Andy Dalton. And they tried their damnedest!

This match was ABSOLUTELY BONKERS! It was non-stop from bell-to-bell… correction, it was bonkers BEFORE the bell, as Palmer dove to the outside as soon as he hit the ring, crushing Dalton with his flying “Centerfold” elbow drop thing he does (always the showman, even when diving to the floor). Really, this match, my minor grasp on the English language would never be able to do it justice. It may have been the best main event matchup for Inspire Pro, to be honest. I can’t think of a better off the top of my head, especially since last month’s ended so shittily. Speaking of, if you’ll recall, everyone’s favorite referee got lightly kicked in the stomach by Dalton and he immediately disqualified him. He attempted to do the same, but the referee caught his foot. He wasn’t having none of that shit.

The biggest thing to come out of this match was really how well Ray Rowe looked. In fact, he may have looked better than he did before his motorcycle accident. He was crisp, hard-hitting, and had some fucking impressive power sequences that just need to be seen to be believed. He was just a terror that at one point, Davey Vega just jumped off the apron so that he wouldn’t have to be tagged in.

Speaking of Davey Vega… have you ever heard of the Davey Spike? Well, if not, boy are you in for a treat, although the entire time it’s being set up your heart is beating faster than a hummingbird’s wings, and you begin praying. You don’t know who or what to pray to because praying is such a foreign concept to you, but you pray just for the general well-being of everyone involved. Because the Davey Spike? Yeah, it’s this:


(Vine by John Gholson)

Like I said, the match was INSANE (possibly even in the membrane) and completely makes up for the nonsense of last month. On top of that, it sets up so many things for the future. See, at the end of the day, after a flurry of finishers being hit in succession, things settled down to Dalton being left laying prone in the center of the ring, his partners disposed of, and Palmer climbing to the top rope, onto Rowe’s shoulders (it’s normally D’Angelo’s!!), and nailing the frog splash for the 1-2-3, giving MATTHEW PALMER, FRANCO D’ANGELO, and RAY ROWE the victory.

I love this company so damn much. Just thought I’d throw that in there. But, while I’m not 100% behind the idea of Dalton dropping a fall (you kind of don’t want to see that happen until he finally does lose the Title for real), at least Palmer got the win (which probably means he’ll lose whenever he gets another Title shot *sad face*), and did so in a manner that ticked D’Angelo off a little bit. After the match, “The Bionic Beast” got on the microphone and spoke on the same things he spoke on last month, that he wants the Inspire Pro Championship no matter who he has to go through. He directs his verbiage towards Rowe and said that he respected him but he didn’t like him (even took a little shot at his injury, that it was less than the one Franco returned from), and he wanted him in a match.

A number one contenders match. Now, I know what you may be thinking, didn’t we just crown one earlier? Wasn’t it ACH? You would be correct. Not to mention that Palmer definitely has a rematch coming his way. There hasn’t been a mention of when ACH will challenge for the Title, and Palmer may even get his first and win it before he ever does. Hell, maybe the winner of Rowe-D’Angelo could get theirs in before ACH, as he is a very busy man. I don’t see that happening, but it’s a possibility. I say we just go ahead and make Starks-Hoyt a contenders match as well.

But that’s the great thing, there’s so many options now, moreso than there seemed to be when Mike Dell was the Champion. So, like I said, keep the belt on Dalton for awhile and let him scum his way to retaining. He’s the best heel you have, and probably always will be. I can’t see anyone, ever, wanting to cheer for him. Maybe he has that in him but do we really want to find out when he’s so good being so bad?

FINAL THOUGHTS: On paper, as I mentioned in my preview (and was called out on it by Mr. Stroud), it didn’t look there was much going on with the show storyline wise. Just a collection of matches, some with stories, but most just featuring debuts. Boy was I wrong, because even in that preview I ended up writing 3500 words about it. Then the show actually happened and every match basically has some consequences coming out of it. Hopefully I was able to relay that in the, probably unnecessary, 9000+ words I wrote here. This was a great show from top to bottom. I felt like Ecstasy of Gold II, while it was a wonderful show, felt rushed and, of course, had the silly DQ finish to end it, and maybe everyone kind of thought the same way? I don’t know, but everyone busted their damn asses this month. Maybe it had something to do with five people making their Inspire Pro in-ring debuts? Whatever it was, they need to keep it up.

I know I’m always on here praising these shows, with each month being better than the previous one. Maybe that’s not true, but when you only watch these shows live (the only show I’ve watched on tape is BattleWars), the biggest thing you remember isn’t necessarily the awesome matches and the cool moves people did, what you take away from the shows is the emotion. The energy inside the building. Now, last month, there was no bigger buzz than when people just kept filing into the Marchesa Theater and forcing the show to start late. That was just crazy because people nearly had to start hanging from the ceiling or even sitting on the ring apron to have any spot at all to watch. I don’t think the show, as a whole, lived up to how it felt leading up to the start of the show, but it was still a really good show. Better than what most companies can put on.

What Inspire Pro does not lack is passion and ambition. They try to top their previous show. They want that feeling up being better month to month, because as a show (whether it be wrestling or just your standard television show) you WANT to be better each time. You have stories to tell and fans to entertain. People aren’t going to like everything you do, and that’s fine. There’s something for everyone. And Inspire Pro does it better than anyone I’ve seen. And that’s a FACT (™ Tyson Kidd).

And next month, on March 22nd, they’ll try to out-do Undeniable, when they return to the Marchesa Theater for…

Tickets are already on sale!

Three matches were made at Undeniable, Ray Rowe vs. Franco D’Angelo to determine the number one contender (behind ACH) for the Inspire Pro Championship, ”Jiggle-O” James Johnson challenging Steve’O Reno for the J*Crown Championship, and Ricky Starks vs. Lance Hoyt (Title implications unknown). What we didn’t know then, but do know now (courtesy of the Inspire Pro Hotline at 512-270-WRES), is that there will be a 10-Team Over-the-Top Battle Royal with Tag Team Championship implications.

That’s right, folks, that means exactly what you think it means, Inspire Pro will finally be getting Tag Team Champions. It’s been a long time coming, really. In the early going they had a few regular tag teams, mostly the Pump Patrol, and the best tag team in recent memory was the Hollywood Knives, who were really just one man and his comatose partner. I kind of wish they had gone a little outside the box and done a Trios Championship instead, just to mix things up, but I could see how that would be tricky. You’d definitely need a much larger roster to have just a dedication division of three-people teams, because you wouldn’t want something like the old Center of Perfection group of Matthew Palmer, Franco D’Angelo, and Robert Evans as your Trios Champs if all three men probably want other things (or are even challenging for other belts). You’d want people just for that division. So, just a regular Tag Team division, and I’m totally down with that.

They already have some potential teams from groups like The New Movement, World Class Syndicate, and The Orphans (and even the NWA Revolution folks). The tag team division would probably be the best place to put Keith Lee at the current moment. Ideally, he should be someone challenging for the Inspire Pro Championship, but he may not be quite ready for that in-ring wise. He certainly has the look, charisma, and the impressive power moves to do it, but to piece together a whole match? Who knows. I think he could, but we haven’t been able to see him in that context yet. But put him in the tag division and let him wreck some people. My only real question will be: is it intergender like the J*Crown? Seems as if it should be, but we’ll see.

With the addition of the Tag Team Titles, that will put the number of belts within Inspire Pro at five (Inspire Pro, XX, Pure Prestige, and J*Crown), all within two years of Inspire Pro’s existence. To some that may seem like a lot. When Inspire Pro first started, I was completely cool with them only having the Inspire Pro Championship for the first year, and they basically did, really, but the other four have been added rather quickly. That should be the limit though, unless they want everyone to have their own belt. I just hope they can set some firm divisions (of course, people can move from division to division, but you know what I mean), so that none of the Titles end up like the US or Intercontinental Titles in WWE. A little harder to forget about belts when you just do one show per month, but, by the same token, with so many Titles, there’s always the possibility that a Champion can’t make a few shows in a row, effectively giving you a stagnant Championship. If you can’t create a story for the belt and have it defended regularly (at least every other show, although ideally every show, just sometimes storyline supercedes a Title), then you don’t need it. I can think of a certain company with a certain woman’s champion who basically showed up once or twice a year. That’s just unacceptable.

All in all, though, I’m looking forward to it, because I have all the faith in the people behind Inspire Pro. They haven’t let me down yet.

I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 238

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Buddy Landel is Cabana's guest this week
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If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 238 (Feb. 18, 2015)
Run Time: 1:13:38
Guest: Buddy Landel (12:13)

Summary: Colt Cabana’s guest this week is the "Nature Boy" himself — no not that one — Buddy Landel, who starts the chat discussing tobacco use, which segues into stories of how he broke into wrestling, his training experience and how the choice to emancipate from his parents at age 16 was emblematic of the confidence that carried him through his career. Landel explained how his relationship with Baby Doll caused problems backstage and went into detail on the drug binge that led to him missing a TV appearance to film an important angle. He talked about his personal definition of rock bottom, shared his experience on the last day of Bruiser Brody’s life and ended by explaining his current family situation and the struggles he continues to overcome.

Quote of the week:“Who killed the NWA? We fuckin’ all killed it, man. Blame all of us. God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for less debauchery than we were living on a daily basis.”

Why you should listen: This is some hot fire right here. Landel is outside the realm of my personal fan expertise, but nearly every name he drops is an all-time great, and his blunt force honesty seemingly devoid of any personal agenda is eye-opening. Landel might be the only person I’ve heard on a podcast with less than unvarnished praise for Ric Flair, and the ability to play “what if” on the creation of the Four Horsemen is not the kind of thing you expect when clicking play on a Cabana show, yet his position as my contemporary instead of Landel’s allows for the guest’s story to shine on its own.

Why you should skip it: Landel is indeed full of himself. People who have never heard of him will be hard pressed to think he’s anything but a drugged-out never was. Conversely, those who are familiar with Landel might prefer this interview be handled by someone with some shared personal experiences, such as Jim Ross, who could offer counterbalance to a biased worldview. Further, those disinterested in or fatigued with the “saved” narrative aren’t going to enjoy Landel’s take on the importance of faith in his current life.

Final thoughts: Man, I loved this one. Cabana is by no means the world’s best interviewer, but his understanding of when to hang bang and let the guest go instead of trying to continually make himself part of the story, a la Ross, is rarely as appreciated as it is on this episode. Like any shoot interview situation with a guy from the territory days, you have to take everything Landel says with several grains of salt, but hearing even his side of these stories is such a refreshing change of pace from most of the other podcasts of late, as well as the pro wrestling scene in general, I can’t commend this episode highly enough — whether you listen now or six months down the road. It’s a keeper for sure.

Root for Roman Reigns

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It's in the best interest of everyone if Reigns succeeds
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Roman Reigns' ascendancy to the WWE main event has been a rocky one that has been booed at nearly every turn by a vocal contingent of the audience. This atmosphere has been a reaction wholly to how he's been pushed since The Shield has been dissolved, and he hasn't even come close to performing in accordance with how hard he's been shoved down the audience's collective throat until last week's RAW. Reigns has his limits as a wrestler, but at the same time, he's not entirely a worthless candidate. As a member of The Shield, he was an effective hammer for the group, and even if he didn't have a signature singles match, none of the trios or tag matches he was a part of was darkened by his presence. His performance on the microphone has been forgettable at best, but even though he's not good enough to elevate Vince McMahon's worst material, he still may have worth with a stick in his hand.

Even with his positives, he may not be everyone's cup of tea right now, but whether or not he's ready, he's someone worth getting behind, especially considering WWE's history with racial politics. Reigns stands at an unfamiliar precipice for any person of color within WWE's employ. He's a main event prospect who is being pushed as if he was "a regular wrestler dude" instead of adhering to established racial gimmickry, something that has traditionally only been reserved for white dudes and The Rock. Many writers have tackled WWE's tricky, murky history with wrestlers of color in the past, and all of it has been spot on in tone at least, which is why Reigns is so important.

People tend not to think of Samoans or Pacific Islanders in general as a racial minority, mainly because so few of them live in the United States in comparison with other groups. However, their concentration in the wrestling business has been at a relatively high level for years, and in WWE, their lot has been one of two sorting bins. Either they've been cast as drooling savages with very little civilization in their blood, or they've had to pretend to act like another race, either outright like Yokozuna or as a proxy like Rikishi Fatu, Three Minute Warning, and now the Usos, all of whom have adopted a white dude's imagination of "urban" (read: Black) culture is.

Reigns fits in none of those molds right now. In fact, he's in as uniform and colorblind a role as any POC not named Dwayne Johnson ever has been. He's not the second coming of his father, Sika, and he's not coming to the ring as an erstwhile African-American stereotype. In fact, he was an integral part of a stable where two white guys were his brothers, which is groundbreaking in terms of WWE. So why isn't it being hyped as the awesome, barrier-shattering thing that it is? Well, a lot of it has to do with the way Reigns has been presented.

The silver lining is that Reigns has shown more of a base competency to hang with main event talent, starting with his intimate sitdown interview and subsequent interaction with Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman the snowy night after the Royal Rumble. He's found a niche and has started to burrow into it. Will he be acclimated inside of it enough to carry a WrestleMania main event against Lesnar in six short weeks? I honestly don't know at this point, but I'm hoping like hell that he does. Honestly, if you care about meaningful diversity in WWE, you should too.

If Reigns can carry the biggest event of the year and grow from it to become another main event rock for the company, then maybe the perception of what a Pacific Islander can do outside comfortable gimmicks can be shattered at Titan Towers. Truthfully, race and ethnicity has nothing to do with how well someone can carry a gimmick or a character, but that kind of real life common sense is not present in McMahon's mind, so maybe he has to be shown with empirical results. If Reigns can shatter the mold, then maybe McMahon can be talked into Big E not needing the Feel Good, Happy Time Black Dudes gimmick and can get pushed the way he was while he was in NXT. And maybe Triple H can be able to convince his father-in-law more easily that Hideo Itami can inhabit the same character space that CM Punk used to and that Daniel Bryan currently does if Reigns can hit the jackpot.

Of course, if Reigns fails, it won't be because of his race. And if he fails, he won't deserve your cheers obviously. But the thing is that booing him reflexively can't be an option right now. So what if he's not Bryan or Dean Ambrose or [insert crowd favorite here]? He's getting this shot, and regardless of anything else, it's important that he is. While he hasn't scratched my itch as a solo star until recently, I want him to succeed because then, maybe, WWE can get its shitty ass out of the goddamn Stone Age with its racial politics and start fostering a more inclusive environment where dudes don't need stereotypes to get cheap heat, or that when they do inhabit a gimmick that is a bit more racially charged than most like Sasha Banks in NXT, it doesn't set off a red flag.

I know it can be hard to stomach right now, but Reigns is getting to be on a better path than he was previously. If he succeeds, perhaps everyone can win. Of course, it's possible that Reigns could be an exception like The Rock going forward, which would be disheartening to say the least. But it's a good sign that Reigns is not only on the precipice of something special in WWE, but that he's doing it outside the "accepted" set of gimmicks for someone of his racial makeup. I am hoping to whatever deity that I happen to believe in right now that Reigns is able to turn around and make it big as an entertaining and worthy act with big support. I hope you're doing the same.
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