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The 2015 TWB Tournament of Champions, First Round: WCW Region, Part 1

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Flair is your top seed
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The fourth and final region finally makes it into the first round, but first, yesterday's winners need to be announced. They are Bam Bam Bigelow (by a single vote!), Shane Douglas, Sandman, and Mikey Whipwreck. Today, the WCW Region gets started with the first set of matches.

1. Ric Flair vs. 16. Sid, TALE OF THE TAPE
FLAIR - 8x WCW World Champion, 2x WCW International World Heavyweight Champion, 9x NWA World Champion, 2x WWE Champion, NWA Hall of Famer, 2x WWE Hall of Famer, 1992 Royal Rumble winner, Has probably bought you a drink at some point

SID - 2x WCW Champion, 2x WWE Champion, Best softball player in wrestling


8. Booker T vs. 9. The Giant, TALE OF THE TAPE
BOOKER - FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME, FIVE TIME WCW Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, 2006 King of the Ring, WWE Hall of Famer, Once called Hulk Hogan the n-word

GIANT - 2x WCW Champion, 1996 World War 3 winner, 1996 King of Cable, 4x WWE or World Heavyweight Champion, Can cry on the drop of a hat


4. Dusty Rhodes vs. 13. The Great Muta, TALE OF THE TAPE
RHODES - 3x NWA World Champion, WCW Hall of Famer, WWE Hall of Famer, Has noted fuck finish named in his honor

MUTA - NWA World Champion, 1992 BattleBowl winner, 4x IWGP World Champion, 1995 G1 Climax winner, 3x AJPW Triple Crown Champion, 3x Champion Carnival winner, Mist salesman


5. Big Van Vader vs. 12. Kevin Nash, TALE OF THE TAPE
VADER - 3x WCW Champion, 1993 BattleBowl winner, 3x IWGP World Champion, 2x AJPW Triple Crown Champion, 1999 Champion Carnival winner, Once had his eye pop out

NASH - 5x WCW Champion, 1998 World War 3 winner, WWE Champion, WWE Hall of Famer, Was in Magic Mike


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Global Force Wrestling Is Real, but Will It Be Spectacular?

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You can join the force this summer
Graphics via Global Force Wrestling website
Big news dropped from the Global Force Wrestling camp as the group has confirmed that it is not just aiming to be the highest-profile tape-traders in the world (credit to Sawyer Paul for that one). The following video has confirmed that it will begin running shows this summer in Las Vegas:



Of course, the video doesn't say when or where exactly the shows will take place. No talent roster has been announced either. Basically, it provides the barest of bare-bones information, but it is a start, a confirmation at least. Of course, GFW made its soft debut when it was the official distributor of New Japan Pro Wrestling's WrestleKingdom 9 in the States, and the promotion has spent the last year since its inception partnering with various companies around the globe. The stakes are going to be pretty high when the shows actually happen, but no one can accuse Jeff Jarrett of NOT doing his homework this time.

WWE's current direction might cast a depressing pall on the wrestling scene, but it feels like an exciting time in the industry right now. NJPW is leeching into the American consciousness. Ring of Honor may be getting full, national television distribution instead of this scattershot syndication via Sinclair. Lucha Underground is picking up steam. NXT continues to kill it each week. The indies continue to maintain their collective ecosystem even in spite of WWE poaching its best and brightest. WWE may be the biggest game in town, but the buffet of wrestling that exists a step below the megacorporate scene is growing more and more diverse and exciting. GFW may not and probably should not try to compete with WWE at this point. Rather, its scope should probably be to contend for the leader's position in the vibrant pool that isn't WWE's main roster right now. As more details emerge, GFW's intentions will become clearer. Until then, all anyone has is a video confirming proof of life, which at this stage of the game, is big enough news on its own.

The 2014 TWB 100 Slow Release: #40-#21

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The Usos kicked faces and asses in 2014
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Today's installment has a bunch of wrestlers who received first place votes and some of the heaviest hitters from the indie scene.

40. Jey Uso
Points: 2209
Ballots: 33
Highest Vote Received: 11th Place (Cewsh)
Last Year's Placement: 38th Place

Photo Credit: WWE.com
39. Triple H
Points: 2214
Ballots: 33
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Cewsh)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Even as the most ardent Triple H hater, I can't deny that he may have been the best limited-date wrestler in 2014 in WWE (Sorry, Brock). He wrestled in three big-time pay-per-view mains and a RAW match, and all four of them were at least good, if not great. The performance across from Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania was one of the best I've ever seen from him.

Dave Kincannon: Triple H only had four matches in 2014. Two singles contests against Daniel Bryan and two trios matches against The Shield. That’s not a lot of time to make an impression, but those four matches were all good enough to get the King of Kings into the TWB 100. I’ve always been pretty middle of the road on Triple H. I’ve never thought he was as bad as some people think he is, but I’ve never thought he was as good as he thinks he is. However, the WrestleMania match with Daniel Bryan was great, and may be one of the best WrestleMania matches in the 30 year history of that event.

Joey Splashwater: I gave Triple H a high ranking on my list despite performing just three matches because his three performances were pure perfection. The matches made Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns look like mega-stars. Those 3 matches were probably the greatest example of wrestling matches "telling stories" as anything you'll find in 2014.

Ryan Foster: I normally wouldn't include a wrestler with such a limited resume for the year, but the handful of performances Triple H put in in 2014 against Daniel Bryan and the Shield included some of the year’s best. In his WrestleMania match, Triple H was able to resist the temptation to wrestle a Triple H match and delivered a near-perfect Daniel Bryan match, which far exceeded my expectations. In his trios work with Evolution, Hunter brought his usual intensity while allowing others to share the spotlight. While he only wrestled a few times, this was likely Triple H’s best in-ring year in over a decade.

38. Jimmy Uso
Points: 2220
Ballots: 33
Highest Vote Received: 10th Place (Cewsh)
Last Year's Placement: 37th Place

TH: Both Usos are similar in the ring to each other, but that's not necessarily a bad thing when they complement each other so well. It's almost as if Jimmy and Jey could be considered one wrestler that is always fresh, much in the same way the Young Bucks have perfected that paradigm on the indies. A lot of people gave them shit for booking, and to speak truth, the brothers were booked as Samoan tag team John Cenas most of the year. However, one can only hold the decisions of the office against them so much, and they were pretty much the best thing going in WWE from a match quality standpoint between the end of The Shield and the Sheamus US Title run kicking into gear after SummerSlam. Seriously, if you take those tag matches with the Wyatts off the summer PPVs, you have nothing that really stands out until SummerSlam. The Usos deserve all the credit in the world, and in a just world, they'll get to face the Young Bucks and blow everyone's minds at some point this coming year.

Joey Splashwater: The Usos were among the most consistent source of very good wrestling matches in WWE last year. Many overlook them due to culture of many fans in our world disliking "bland babyface characters" but when it comes to in ring performances, Rikishi's kids tore it up in 2014 and deserve to be very high on this list.

Nick Ahlhelm: Let’s be honest about the WWE and the Young Bucks. When WWE has talents as good as Rikishi’s sons, they don’t need Matt and Nick Jackson. And while the comparisons between the two teams is obvious, Jey and his brother Jimmy spend 2014 defining themselves as a top tag team in any league in epic encounters with the New Age Outlaws, the Wyatt Family, the Dust Brothers and the unit of Miz and Damien Mizdow. The Usos have finally come into their own as top WWE stars and if the company can continue its focus on solid tag team wrestling, they should have a place for years to come.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
37. Nikki Bella
Points: 2297
Ballots: 35
Highest Vote Received: 9th Place (Brandon Armstrong)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Nikki Bella came out of nowhere to become the strongest female worker on the main roster since the heyday of Beth Phoenix. She worked big so well despite not having a whole lot of height on her opponents, and she threw the best elbows/forearms in the company by far. Plus, she should get points for developing a mean shit talking and taunting game during matches as part of a heel persona that felt like it was developing for years, not months.

Joshua Browns: I don't think she's ever going to be as good as the likes of Sasha Banks or Charlotte, but give credit where credit's due - she's put in a ton of work to improve and it's paid off. Having good to very good matches nearly every time she's given sufficient time these days. She carries herself like an unquestioned bad-ass in the ring, and for some reason, it rings true.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
36. Hideo Itami
Points: 2368
Ballots: 36
Highest Vote Received: 8th Place (John Rosenberger)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Joshua Browns: Itami started faster than his counterpart Bálor, but seemed to struggle to adapt to the WWE style. He looks like he started to really get it in December. Itami could fill a Ricky Steamboat role on a future WWE main roster.

Nick Ahlhelm: Long-time Ring of Honor fans know the former KENTA well, but in 2014 he cemented himself as a future face of WWE as Hideo Itami. He seriously upped the Ascension's game in singles matches and alongside Finn Bálor, even as he went through the growing pains of debuting a new double stomp finisher. (His two Japanese finishers were now in use by CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.) While not quite as flashy in his NXT run as a few other independent stars turned future WWE talents, Itami’s future looks bright as part of WWE’s continued international growth.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
35. Biff Busick
Points: 2385
Ballots: 31
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Drew Cordeiro)
Last Year's Placement: 36th Place

TH: When you get compared favorably to Bryan Danielson, you're going to raise a few eyebrows, but when those comparisons are completely legit? Then you're probably going to get a top five vote on my TWB 100 ballot if I've seen enough of your work. Biff Busick's hype train is a mile long, but he's one of those guys who is worth every word spent in praise about him and then some. Maybe his greatest quality is his versatility. He's gotten a lot of street cred for his work against the Thatchers and Sabres of the world, but he can go out and wrestle a classic, "sports entertainment" style match with classic structure, or he can do the super indie thing. He can do face or heel. He chains counters but also has a deep well from which he can draw emotional comebacks. Along with Kimber Lee, he made Beyond Wrestling one of the must-watch promotions for in-ring work in 2014, period.

Joshua Browns: I'm basing these votes (also for Drew Gulak) entirely on an extended YouTube rabbit hole after seeing Drew Gulak absolutely tear it up with Ashley Remington at NPWD last month, but I really like what I see from both Gulak and Busick. It's super cool to see so many young indy wrestlers adopting old-school "shoot-style" movesets as their shtick, and I haven't seen anybody who does it as well as Busick and Gulak.

Martin Bentley: 2014 saw Biff Busick's stock rise big time, becoming CZW Champion, continuing to impress at Beyond Wrestling, foraying into the WWN Universe, and even breaking through into PWG. A part of the crop of amazing grapplers coming through, alongside the likes of Drew Gulak, Timothy Thatcher, Kyle O'Reilly and Zack Sabre Jr., Busick brings the added intensity that makes his style more interesting to watch than most.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
34. Adam Cole
Points: 2455
Ballots: 34
Highest Vote Received: 3rd Place (Julio del Aguila, Martin Bentley)
Last Year's Placement: 20th Place

TH: His caustic heel work helped get a bunch of matches over. It could be argued that he was the Roddy Piper to Candice LeRae's Hulk Hogan (if the Young Bucks would then be considered her Andre the Giant).

Julio del Aguila: ADAM COLE BAYBAY! King of Reseda and had a phenomenal year with Ring of Honor, this man has the whole cocky heel thing down to a science.

Rene Sanchez: Whatever kind of heel that you want in the ring, Adam Cole can provide that for you. If you need a weasel heel, Cole can give you that. If you want a more dominant heel, Cole can give you that. Chris Hero spoke on a recent episode of the Cheap Heat podcast and basically said as much about how talented and diverse Cole is as a heel in the ring. Cole enthralls me when he is in the ring and I can’t get enough of his matches. I look forward to continually watch him annoy and destroy more people in the future.

Martin Bentley: Ring of Honor is known for some legendary title reigns, and Adam Cole's ranks high among them. The Panama City Playboy and leader of The Kingdom saw off the likes of Chris Hero and Jay Briscoe in the early part of the year, before losing the title on ROH's debut live PPV to Michael Elgin. Cole also concluded his great PWG World Title run, which included a very good defense against Candice LeRae, ending with a spectacular bout with his old Future Shock pal Kyle O'Reilly.

Post title-runs, Cole had US run-ins with worthy opponents such as AJ Styles, Zack Sabre Jr. and Trevor Lee, as well as resuming his ROH rivalry with Jay Briscoe at the end of the year. Cole's smarminess and reading of the game is near unparalleled in today's business, and given he's still a very young man, he's someone who'll be operating at the top level for at least another 20 years if things go well.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
33. Candice LeRae
Points: 2502
Ballots: 33
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Michael Dupin)
Last Year's Placement: 68th Place

TH: She took the country by storm by thrusting the issue of intergender wrestling into everyone's consciousness, but regardless of the controversy, the fact of the matter was that she was one of the best, if not the best wrestler in nearly every match she was in. She was a fearless bumper with impeccable sense of balance and equilibrium to complete her lucha-inspired offense. She was also excellent in both tags and singles matches.

Michael Dupin:“When did she become one of the god damn best wrestlers in the fuckng world?! This is bullshit!” -- Kevin Steen, PWG’s Matt Rushmore, 2013

The year, officially, was 2014, Kevin, and it is most definitely not bullshit. Candice LeRae took a huge leap in ‘14, shattering any and all female wrestling stereotypes, especially those in regards to intergender wrestling. She was given major opportunities in the usually female adverse Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, challenging Adam Cole for the PWG World Championship, competing in the Battle Of Los Angeles, and winning the PWG Tag Team Championships with her partner Joey Ryan, collectively known as the World’s Greatest Tag Team. It was that match, with the Young Bucks, at “ELEVEN” (a legit Match of the Year Contender) that really solidified LeRae’s placed amongst the elite. There aren’t many men that would take a superkick from the Young Bucks, much less one involving a thumb tack covered boot. LeRae did. She ended up a bloody mess, but it was she who had her hand raised high in victory. She did everything in her power to change people’s perception of intergender wrestling, and if you’re still on the wrong side of the debate, man, I feel sorry for you, because you’re missing out on some good shit.

Brandon Kyla: Candice is the toughest wrestler in the world. It may not always be enticing to watch her basically get immolated on a constant basis (it's actually kinda hard to watch), but it's the most satisfying to see her get the upper hand and beat her opponent to death in retaliation. 2014 had to be her strongest year yet, and her boss battle with the Young Bucks in PWG was one for the ages.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
32. Sheamus
Points: 2569
Ballots: 35
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Mike Pankowski)
Last Year's Placement: 29th Place

TH: Much like the Usos, the gap between how Sheamus was booked and his ability in the ring was wider than the Grand Canyon, but for as much hullabaloo as counterparts like Cesaro or Rusev got, Sheamus was probably even better than they were on a week-to-week basis when he was healthy. He was a monster in the Elimination Chamber, maybe second only to Cesaro in total performance. He followed that up with a feud with Christian that produced incredible brawls. He kept soldiering on until he got the United States Championship, after which he had some tremendous defenses. The match with Cesaro at Night of Champions was outstanding, and his last match of the year against Rusev where he dropped the belt was a tremendous use of the Network gimmick. It's a shame his year was cut short, but he made the most of it, clubberin' and taking other guys' clubberin' to be the best main roster WWE wrestler of the year in 2014.

Ryan Foster: Sheamus is a top-ten talent every year when he’s healthy and his absence for much of the year was strongly felt in WWE. While he isn’t throwing around crazy brainbusters, Sheamus introduces an element of strong style to a company badly in need of more diversity in the ring. Sheamus really ramped up his wild ferocity in the summer, leading to classic brawls with Cesaro and Rusev.

Mike Pankowski: While the character Sheamus had his usually lackluster showing, the wrestler Sheamus was again a joy to watch in the ring. He makes a lot of power moves look effortless and he tailors his matches well against the type of opponent he faces. His hoss battles with Cesaro during the middle of the year were among my favorite matches of the year. Sheamus didn’t break out as many new moves this past year as he did in the past, but he still has a wide range of skills in the ring.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
31. Roman Reigns
Points: 2626
Ballots: 45
Highest Vote Received: 8th Place (Brandon Armstrong)
Last Year's Placement: 5th Place

TH: Yeah, he faltered when given his singles push, but no one can deny the impact he had in trios matches the first part of the year. His imposing presence and big spots were a big reason why matches against the Wyatts and Evolution were so successful.

James Girouard: A lot of people don't like the Roman Reigns character and don't believe he should be headlining WrestleMania. And I concede that Reigns isn't the complete package - yet. But what Reigns does well, he does extremely well, and that's being a completely believable badass in the ring. His SummerSlam match with Randy Orton was just the tip of the iceberg. He might not be Brock Lesnar, but that's an unrealistic standard. Reigns is still an excellent power wrestler who's only going to get better.

Joshua Browns: He started out gangbusters while working in the right role (enforcer of a trio) at the beginning of the year, had all of his flaws exposed when pushed into the wrong role (main event talent) as the year progressed. I fear the future is more "Leakee!" than not.

Nick Ahlhelm: Let’s be honest here—Roman Reigns does not deserve a place too high in this list, but he does deserve to be on this list. Roman isn’t the in-ring competitor that his other two Shield brethren are, but that doesn’t make him a slouch either. Reigns has a great talent for making epic highspots look even more epic. His spear makes even Rhino’s Gore look weak. And while he suffers from the lack of moves of too many top WWE stars, he’s a surprisingly good seller for a young star with the ultra-push he’s receiving. He may not deserve to main event this year’s WrestleMania, but Reigns definitely has a continued place in some great matches going forward.

Bill DiFilippo: Poor Roman Reigns (kind of). He was the baddest badass to ever badass, then he got hurt and got pushed to the moon and forgot how to put a complete sentence together and doesn’t use the word “the” in his promos and now he’s kind of lame. He can still go in the ring, though!

TJ Hawke: As much as I don't think Roman Reigns is nowhere near ready to be a WWE main eventer who is responsible for working singles main events month after month, I do not think he is bad wrestler. More importantly for this list, he was in some of best WWE matches that I saw in 2014 (including the very best one: the first Shield/Wyatts trios match). I like to judge wrestlers by their work. I don't give Reigns as much credit for the Wyatts and Evolution tag matches as others, there's no question that he deserves at least some credit for being a part of them.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
30. ACH
Points: 2635
Ballots: 35
Highest Vote Received: 3rd Place (Chris McDonald)
Last Year's Placement: 23rd Place

TH: Ever since he broke on the scene, ACH has been wowing people with his athleticism and unique ways on how to incorporate those feats into match psychology. While he didn't have a better year than in 2012 when I voted him #1, he may have had a crazier year if that makes sense, especially in Pro Wrestling Guerrilla. There, he tagged with AR Fox and had some of the most batshit crazy spotfests I've ever seen. It's one thing to be in those kinds of matches with guys below your paygrade, but when you're up against Ricochet and Rich Swann, then the results are off the charts. Plus, he was great in guest spots for Inspire Pro too. He's so gifted, but unlike guys like Shelton Benjamin, he has been able to put it together and become a wrestler. The future is unwritten for ACH, but his ceiling is sky high.

Dave Kincannon: ACH is great. He had a fantastic 2014, and was involved in one of my favorite matches of the year, his match against Kenny Omega on night two of the Battle of Los Angeles. The two men ended up turning their match into a brief Austin vs The Rock imitation, with ACH playing the part of Stone Cold. I’m always impressed by ACH, especially in an athletic sense, but that match showed me so much more.

Julio del Aguila: From ACW to Inspire to PWG to ROH this man has rocked them all as one of Texas's own.

Joshua Browns: I'm a sucker for a good high-flyer, and ACH is one of the best. His strikes look a little soft and there are times when his act feels a little forced - too much dancing and smiling and not enough wrestling. But if he can get the wrinkles ironed out - holy moly.

Chris McDonald: Go! Go! ACH! So happy with all the success this tremendous athlete has been enjoying on the indies. With Zayn and Bryan on the big stage, it’s ACH who is independent wrestling’s ultimate babyface underdog. He has so much energy in his movements and the balance he displays is uncanny. But what I love most about ACH is his facial expressions during the match. You smile when he smiles. You grimace when he gets knocked loopy. As I wrote earlier, he is a perfect babyface. The sky’s the limit for him. It’s only a matter of time before he is holding a major championship.

Brandon Kyla: ACH is my favorite high flyer in wrestling right now, and actually has been for the past three years. Aside from Ibushi, nobody makes the things he does in the air seem as effortless, and yet nothing he does seems at all pointless or rooted simply in flashiness (though he's got plenty of that).

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29. Bayley
Points: 2855
Ballots: 39
Highest Vote Received: 3rd Place (Angelo Castillo)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: I've seen Bayley described as the heart and soul of the NXT Divas, and while she hasn't had the shine that Charlotte or her eternal nemesis Sasha Banks has gotten, I can totally dig that description of her. She's the rare WWE wrestler who is a babyface, acts like a babyface, and more importantly wrestles completely like one, which made her unique to everyone. Even Emma and Paige before they left for the main roster were great wrestlers but wrestled with heelish tendencies despite the cheers they got. It was refreshing to see someone wrestle like a plucky, almost naive underdog all the time. She embraced her character and it led to perhaps the most unique skillset in the whole company, if not the whole wrestling world, and while her big spotlight match against Charlotte at Takeover: Fatal Four-Way was the big crown jewel, she probably was better as a week-to-week workhorse, especially against Banks.

Brandon Bosh: Bayley was the emotional core of NXT in 2014, but she also served as the fulcrum in some of the year’s best women’s matches. While she may not possess Sasha Banks’ technical finesse or Charlotte’s freakish athleticism, Bayley nevertheless exhibited a raw physicality that made for a fascinating contrast with her buoyant, conflict-averse personality. Every Bayley match told a story, none more effectively than her stirring championship bid against Charlotte at NXT TakeOver: Fatal 4-Way. For my money, there’s a moment late in that match – Bayley on all fours, grimacing in fearless resolve, as Charlotte plots her coup de grace – that ranks as the single finest character beat in big-league women’s wrestling since the days of Trish Stratus and Lita. As one of the women who revolutionized NXT in 2014, Bayley isn’t just a fantastic professional wrestler – she’s a massively important and hugely influential one, too.

Scott Holland: Bayley narrowly missed my top 10. Her 2014 matches on NXT were a revelation. Beyond her showing against Charlotte on the Sept. 11 special, she was a solid contributor to the weekly product, showing a textbook example of using ring work to not just tell a story but to flesh out a character that could have been one dimensional, and to evolve over the course of the year into someone whose very appearance in the ring prepares the crowd for an emotional contest. I hope she gets even more room to grow in 2015.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
28. Cody Rhodes/Stardust
Points: 2863
Ballots: 42
Highest Vote Received: 10th Place (Luke Starr)
Last Year's Placement: 10th Place

Luke Starr: One of the coolest things about the TWB 100 is how focused it is. Voters get clear guidelines, but are encouraged to be as open and explorative as possible within those guidelines. Though we’re not judging gimmicks here, how clearly one communicates their gimmick in the ring and how those gimmicks translate into solid wrestling matches is fair game, and I’m not sure anyone in any major wrestling promotion has ever been as good at it as Stardust. He did it as Cody Rhodes for the first half of the year, and when debuting as Stardust he completely revamped his pacing, his offensive moves (along wiht the names of those moves), his selling, and even how he uses the ropes; he went from Disaster Kicks to Falling Stars, but never abandoned what connected Cody Rhodes to the audience in the first place. The absence of any one truly great match in 2014 hurts Stardust a bit, but I don’t think any reasonable person can look at what he did in any match he had in 2014 and not be impressed.

Brandon Bosh: It’s easy to point out the unheralded brilliance of Cody Rhodes’ character work as Stardust – the roving eyes, the subtle mannerisms, the not-entirely-deserved effort to breathe life into ill-considered dialogue – but it’s just as important to recognize that Rhodes brought the same commitment to his matches while adorned in that now-iconic face paint. As Stardust, Cody prowled around the ring like a particularly flamboyant tiger, but he never played the role purely for laughs; on the few occasions that he was allowed to show aggression, he brought it in spades, begging the question of how, exactly, he wound up relegated to job patrol and comic relief. For the fourth or fifth time in his career, Cody Rhodes took a potentially disastrous gimmick and rendered it a success on virtually every level, even going so far as to shake up his moveset with a litany of new maneuvers. It’s a shame that WWE failed to see the latent potential of the act, and that the fans, having been conditioned to dismiss anything ambitious or unusual, never gave the bastard a fair shake.

Nick Ahlhelm: Cody Rhodes is a guy that deserved a huge push back in 2013, but as 2014 kicked off he seemed anywhere but there. But as his tag team partnership with Goldust looked like it would near an end, he instead transformed into Stardust and re-created himself yet again. His in-ring style completely changed, but Rhodes continued to be the consistently great mat warrior he’s been for years. With his metamorphosis now complete, hopefully Stardust can take his weirdness somewhere his brother never could: straight to the WWE Championship.

Brad Canze: If Cody Rhodes is not an 8-time WWE Champion by 2017 the anti-Rhodes bias of the WWE is confirmed irrefutably.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
27. Drew Gulak
Points: 2903
Ballots: 36
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Drew Cordeiro, Samuel DiMascio, Dylan Hales)
Last Year's Placement: 27th Place

TH: I've heard the big knock on Gulak is that he doesn't have "charisma," which I think is bullshit. Even ignoring the character stuff, which is not what the TWB 100 is set out to measure, he was able to show tons of personality in the ring through facial expressions and changes in tempo. While these traits were not as demonstrative as they were in 2012, when he worked a faux-Incredible Hulk gimmick for Beyond Wrestling, they were noticeable enough to rebut claims that he was this dry sandpaper wrestler who did nothing but trade wristlocks. Besides, he was in the best comedy match of the year, if not the last five years, at King of Trios, and he didn't stick out like a sore thumb. But enough about disproving what was wrong with Gulak, how about what he did right? The man helped take the grappling arts to the next level and then some, turning in some fantastic bouts with wrestlers like Green Ant and Timothy Thatcher. Gulak represented the hard grapple style well in 2014, well enough to earn himself a top ten vote here.

Dave Kincannon: I probably don’t need to tell you that Drew Gulak is a great technical wrestler. I think that fact is probably well known to most people who watch any amount of independent wrestling, whether it be PWG, CZW, Beyond, Evolve or any other number of indies in North America. I think that he’s also more entertaining and has more charisma than some people give him credit for.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
26. Kyle O'Reilly
Points: 3086
Ballots: 38
Highest Vote Received: 4th Place (Charles Humphreys)
Last Year's Placement: 44th Place

Julio del Aguila: Break out year for him as well! Not just as part of reDRagon but also as a solo competitor! Really enjoy watching him wrestle and how he mixes up styles.

Joshua Browns: if you're talking about the best American/Canadian tag teams, reDRagon is the only other team even in the conversation with the Bucks.

Joey Splashwater: 2014 was a breakout year for Kyle O'Reilly. The reDRagon tag team member was a part of the incredible series of matches with the Young Bucks in ROH and they added the most consistently great matches in ROH as a team. O'Reilly would also excel in singles matches especially one in Milwaukee vs. AJ Styles. The Canadian native would win the PWG title in 2014. Imagine how difficult it must be to excel as a singles babyface champion and top tier tag team heel at the same time in different promotions while completely killing it in both worlds.

Niel Jacoby: Not only did Kyle O'Reilly put on some of the best tag team matches of the year in ROH and NJPW, he showed he's got the makings of a singles star too, with his championship run in PWG and great singles matches in ROH, including a stellar bout with AJ Styles on ROH TV.

Martin Bentley: Previously somewhat overshadowed by former Future Shock partner Adam Cole, 2014 was when Kyle O'Reilly stepped into the spotlight in two different ways, both on top of PWG as its champion, and as part of one of North America's best tag teams in reDRagon with Bobby Fish. O'Reilly proved himself versatile and a main-event player in whatever role he was put in, gaining incredible international exposure, and leading to worldwide opportunities that he's taken major advantage of.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
25. Finn Bálor
Points: 3152
Ballots: 42
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (CJ Fleck, Andrew Hewitt)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Dave Kincannon: The former Prince Devitt’s 2014 was a divided one. The first half of the year was spent in Europe and (primarily) Japan, where he was considered one of the top wrestlers in the world. For purposes of the TWB 100, however, his 2014 started in October. After having been signed to NXT and training at the performance center for approximately four months, the newly christened Finn Bálor made his debut in October, and it didn’t take long to realize that he hadn’t lost a step in the transition to NXT. His tag team matches with Hideo Itami against the likes of the Ascension and his brief feud with Tyson Kidd showed that Finn Bálor is still one of the best in the world.

Joshua Browns: Bálor's spot on the list is damaged by the long break between leaving NJPW and debuting in NXT, as well as the fact that he didn't get a lot of time to shine as a singles wrestler early on after his NXT debut, but he could easily be headlining WrestleMania within a year or two.

Ryan Foster: There’s a line of prophecy in Frank Herbert’s sci-fi classic Dune “He shall know your ways as if born to them.” While Herbert was referring to a space desert messiah rather than an Irish professional wrestler, it’s easy to see why Fergal Devitt’s seamless transformation into NXT’s Finn Bálor evoked memories of that line. Devitt took what he learned on the independent scene and Japan and burst into NXT seemingly fully formed, with a seemingly perfect conception of character and match dynamics. His position on my list may be a bit of a cheat – he came back to the US at the end of 2014 and didn’t really have a great match to his name in that year – but the potential speaks volumes. As much as I love watching Bálor work in NXT, he could be getting reactions out of 30,000-seat arenas next week if given the chance.

Nick Ahlhelm: It’s hard to impact with the impact Finn Bálor made with his NXT debut. Already a huge star in Japan and the UK, his surprise debut to rescue Hideo Itami instantly cemented him with the fans of NXT, many which knew him already. His first body-paint foray in the United States at Takeover: REvolution, instantly made him a fan-favorite. But as one of the best wrestlers in the world before he stepped foot in NXT, Bálor will only break more barriers in his first full year as a WWE talent.

Brad Canze:The former Fergal Devitt lands lower on my list because he didn't truly start blowing my mind in NXT until the edge of 2015. This shows the bias of knowing he was great in his late NJPW run but not watching much of it. As it stands, Devitt is your wins the Most Likely To Succeed yearbook reward out of all the people currently in NXT. The dude has enough talent and charisma for eleven Alexes Riley.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
24. Goldust
Points: 3163
Ballots: 47
Highest Vote Received: 13th Place (Joshua Browns)
Last Year's Placement: 9th Place

TH: Goldust was a pure victim of lack of opportunity, which is a shame because the end of his 2013 portended something really special from ol' Dustin Rhodes this past year. However, in his limited reps, he was able to show his wily skill that seems to be improving with age. Goldust is wrestling's Benjamin Button.

Rene Sanchez: Another man who surprises me with his ability at his age, Goldust helped carry the Tag Team division in the WWE for pretty much all of 2014. He can take the punishment in a match or come out of the hot tag on absolute fire, he can dive off or through the ropes, and he can perform one of the most challenging finishers in the WWE (the lift and twist cutter thing… I’m sure that is the technical term). Goldust defies logic with his great performance in the ring in 2014.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
23. AJ Styles
Points: 3179
Ballots: 38
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Alex Torres, Chris Harrington, Chris Zinn, Kris Zellner)
Last Year's Placement: 46th Place

TH: AJ Styles spent a lot of time in Japan out of the TWB 100's purview, but it's hard to discount what he did when he was in the States. He not only wrestled in some fine matches in ROH, but in other indies as well, making the most of his limited tours at home.

Joshua Browns: Styles is another guy I'm not a huge fan of, but he is pretty amazing in the ring. If I was including matches outside of the US/Canada, he's easily top 3.

Joey Splashwater: AJ Styles would be my #1 or #2 if we were factoring in Japan matches but even for just his American body of work, he had a phenomenal (WORDPLAY!) year. Styles rejuvenated his career and had many great matches in ROH that led to a lot more success for Ring of Honor after he started working dates. The matches with Chris Hero, Kyle O'Reilly, Hanson and Michael Elgin stand out among my favorites.

Niel Jacoby: AJ spent all of 2014 showing that he could thrive outside of TNA, winning the IWGP heavyweight title, as well as having stellar matches in ROH, including his great matchup with Kyle O'Reilly on ROH TV. He's still one of the best athletes in the industry, even after a decade of being squandered.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
22. Tyler Breeze
Points: 3190
Ballots: 46
Highest Vote Received: 8th Place (Angelo Castillo, John Henderson, Mat Morgan)
Last Year's Placement: 97th Place

TH: Breeze had an uneven year, but when he was on, he was able to hold his own against wrestlers with better pedigrees. He was the glue that held the titular Fatal Four-Way match at the second Takeover together, and he more than held up his end of the bargain against Sami Zayn in two different matches on the NXT calendar.

Joey O.:"Look everyone, it's Tyler!" Breeze proved himself throughout 2014 in the thick of the NXT title hunt, easily mixing it up with the higher-profile Sami Zayn, Adrian Neville and Tyson Kidd. His angle with noted "uggo" Marcus Louis seems to have been dropped but Breeze is still a key member of the Full Sail regulars in 2015.

Scott Holland: Tyler Breeze cracked my top 10 this year after I somehow left him off altogether in 2013. He’s another fine example of someone who shows he understands character primarily through the way he wrestles, which validates everything else he does. He had outstanding matches with and against Sami Zayn, Adrian Neville and Tyson Kidd throughout the year and was the glue at the center of the insanely memorable Fatal Four Way main event in September. The guy is an absolute joy to watch perform and part of me selfishly hopes he never leaves the NXT universe.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
21. Paige
Points: 3512
Ballots: 49
Highest Vote Received: 4th Place (Chris McDonald)
Last Year's Placement: 22nd Place

Nick Ahlhelm: From an epic battle with Emma at NXT Arrival to her surprise win over AJ Lee on the Raw after Wrestlemania XXX, Paige made her mark on WWE in huge fashion. Arguably the best female talent on the WWE roster, she’s also one of the youngest. With a unique look and the ability to bring her great mat skills to a division sorely in need of respect, Paige offers WWE a chance to truly build an amazing women’s division. She became the backbone of it through the second half of 2014, even if WWE’s storytelling forced her from face to heel back to face again in just eight months.

Brad Canze: Based on the matches that were put forth during the calendar year of 2014 I didn't rank Paige #1 on my list, but I think if she were given the chance, Paige would prove she is the best professional wrestler on the planet.

Martin Bentley: For someone that Kevin Dunn didn't take a liking to, and Live Audio Wrestling wrote off as a failure, the fact that Paige is high up on this list shows up just how blind those people really are. Maybe it's her bright white skin...

Not many wrestlers get to win a championship on their debut, but Paige did just that, and on no less a day than the night after WrestleMania. Sure her initial babyface run saw her flounder a bit, but from when AJ Lee returned in the summer, the gears clicked, and the true Paige we got to know on the independents and in NXT started to come through. She is the main roster's most interesting Diva, its most hard-hitting, and the possessor of the best finishing move of the Divas in the PTO. Heck, although a 2015 achievement, she was credited with saving Total Divas. That's gotta count for something.

Tomorrow is the last group entry, and it includes the best tag team in the world and the highest-rated five-matches-or-fewer entrant, possibly ever.

Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Issue 22

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Will Lesnar be back? HORB HAS THE ANSWER
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Guess who's back to claim your souls for the Dark Lord in exchange for all the news, gossip, and analysis that you can cram in your unwashed, ungrateful maws? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME, HORB FLERBMINBER. You thought you could escape my wrath and vengeance this week? NOPE, no escaping of the Horb shall be had by anyone. I WILL THROW NEWS AT YOU LIKE ZEUS THROWS LIGHTNING BOLTS AT THE PLEBES. I make jabronis like MetsFan4Ever cower in fear. Compared to him, I am MetsFan5Ever! I make it rain news like I'm a mixture of Walter Cronkite and Kazuchika Okada.

Of course, while I am plunged in the news mines, pulling out nuggets with my bare hands and sometimes MY TEETH, I need help to get all the stories possible. You can help me by sending all the tips you can, whether frosted or unfrosted, to my e-mail address, ProWrestlingSKOOPZ@gmail.com. Send it all my way: rumors, slander, links to various sites that link chemtrails to vaccines. I WANT IT ALL. But if you want the STRAIGHT DOPE hooked right to your brain, you need to follow me on Twitter, @HorbFlerbminber. Do you want to know who will defeat Brock Lesnar for the title, and why it'll be Hacksaw Jim Duggan at this year's Battleground? THEN FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER, JERKS.

If you want back issues of the newsletter, you can rummage around in the big depository of issues that was excavated in the foothills of the Canadian Rockies in eastern Alberta. They're not organized or even piled neatly, and some of them have been tainted with a rare strain of anthrax that has no antidote or cure. But all the best issues are there, including my expose on the ties between All-Japan Pro Wrestling and the yakuza. So what if the findings were proven wrong and I was sued for libel by Giant Baba's widow and Kenta Kobashi?  IT WAS GOOD READIN'.

My dog Bobo ate dog food tainted with depleted uranium and needs stomach surgery bad. I can't afford the payment because all my funds are tied up in a civil suit over me running over Dave Meltzer's dog after I thought he was the one who tainted my dog's food. As it turns out, never buy dog food on the black market. Anyway, you can donate funds to my Kickstarter, found here.

Remember November.

- The biggest scoop of the week is that MetsFan4Ever is reporting that Brock Lesnar's contract negotiations are going well and that Vince McMahon is considering keeping the belt on him on a special attraction schedule. In light of this news, expect it to be a mortal lock that Lesnar walks back to UFC and Roman Reigns wins the title at WrestleMania.

- The report noted that plans are subject to change in WWE, which is confirmed by my sources inside the company that say the plan for Mania now is for Dusty Rhodes to come back and pin Reigns and Lesnar at the same time while Ronda Rousey appears just to call Daniel Bryan a turd.

- Triple H is pushing for the United States and Intercontinental Championships to be elevated in prominence by having John Cena and Daniel Bryan hold them respectively and taking on all comers. McMahon was seen scribbling in his notepad to change the booking plans to have R-Truth and Great Khali holding the belts by the end of the RAW the next night after Mania.

- Kevin Owens has undergone a partial meniscectomy and will be on the shelf between four-and-six weeks. Alex Riley was heard politicking backsrage to get a run with the title in Owens' absence. When he was denied, he raged. He raged so hard, man.

- WWE needs to stop running its best, young stud athletes against Big Show and Kane. Why waste time putting guys who can work against big wrestlers who can't? In other news, Kazuchika Okada is scheduled to face Bad Luck Fale at Invasion Attack. Should be a dandy!

- Rey de Reyes was rained out on Sunday, and the attempt to reschedule for the following Monday was thwarted by a Mexican holiday. Rumors say that it will be rescheduled along with the 2012 Chikara Countdown Showdown and the WWE Network-exclusive launch of the cruiserweight-centric show.

- Ring of Honor has been pushing for the Young Bucks to sign an exclusive contract, but the Bucks are stalling because they don't want to give up lucrative dates in New Japan or Pro Wrestling Guerrilla. They also are keeping their ears open for WWE offers, or if WCW magically reappears out of nowhere and Ted Turner hands out six-figure contracts like old people give out Necco Wafers on Halloween. Literally nothing is set in stone at this point, not even the Bucks' very existence, as they could be figments of Booker T's imagination that spread by contagious psychosis. I mean really, who else but wrestling fans have seen the Jackson brothers?

- Plans for RAW this week include Bill Simmons offering a feature columnist gig to Roman Reigns, Snoop Dogg to release his new song, "Yo, Roman Reigns Is the Dizzity Dawg and Y'all Should Like Him," and for the surprise returns of Ashley Massaro, Candice Michelle, and Kelly Kelly all fighting over who gets to receive Reigns' seed and carry his son to lead the Dothraki horse lords into new prominence on the continent of Essos.

- Jey Uso has been injured and will be out of action. WWE officials are unconcerned because he's not the one married to Naomi.

- Vince McMahon's Bentley, which was stolen several months ago, was found in the Bronx. The car was mainly unmolested except for trash strewn across the back, as well as a laptop logged into Reddit as MetsFan4Ever and the spare keys to the Create-A-Pro Wrestling School hidden under the floor mat.

- Liz Carmouch, Firas Gospel and Tony Luft Air announced new team to compete against the Titans fund CBS Sports. They start at 11:00 am, Eastern 3/20 and showed four game titles. You know things are quite a Friday night. Fur is a great event, and former UFC fighter vs. Kurt Holobaugh. Chase Gormley's Desmond Green, John Madsen, director Pat Healy and Cody Bollinger and programs would be.

- Kevin Nash is expected to be the final name added to the WWE Hall of Fame in this year's class. Sources say that the trailer into which he threw Rey Mysterio on Nitro will induct him.

- Frank the WWE Clown has made a statement about the fans who were made to change out of their wrestler cosplay. "I agree with WWE here. I have paid my dues so my situation is totally diff... hey, wait, WAIT, WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? Come back! AND YOU, WHY DON'T YOU AT ME ON TWITTER IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY. I AM NOT A JOKE. STOP IT. STOP IT NOW."

- TJ Perkins has reached an agreement to come back to the WWN Live family of promotions under the condition that he appear on no shows with women and that all SHINE and SHIMMER talent stay at least 50 yards away from his musk at all times.

- NFL linebacker Chris Borland retired from the league after one year due to concerns over head trauma. Former WWE head trainer Bill DeMott was quoted as calling Borland a "coward."

- Last week's poll results are in, and 88% of you think Brock Lesnar should unify the WWE and UFC Championships, while 11% of you think he should just go for the UFC title. The straggling 1% abstained from the poll for religious reasons, which I can respect. This week:

The 2014 TWB 100: Meet Your Voters and Others Receiving Votes

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The Crusher beat Triple H this year, so he's eligible
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Hello everybody and welcome to the grand opening of the slow release for the 2014 TWB 100. You guys voted for it, you guys wrote blurbs for it, and now you get to see the entire list unfold before your eyes. Even if you didn't vote, please enjoy the rankings and the words that the voters wrote for the wrestlers ranked in these spots. Speaking of said voters, this year's list had 76 distinct people turn in ballots, voting for a massive 477 wrestlers. Soon, SOON I will be able to compete with Pro Wrestling Illustrated and give a TWB 500 to compete with its PWI 500. MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHA! But until then, the following is everyone who turned in a ballot this year:

TH - Migrant seal blubber masseuse

De O'Brien - Author of The Stretch Plum, comptroller for Yolo County, CA

Dave Kincannon - Has once practiced the famous soliloquy from Hamlet with the real skull of Yorick

James Girouard - Too proud to rename himself "DakotaBoy"

Dan McQuade - Freelance writer for such rags as Philadelphia Magazine and the like, has been waiting in Temecula to fight Milton Street for three months now

Angelo Castillo - Knows what balut is but will not tell anyone who doesn't know because they may have just eaten lunch

Brock Lutefisk - TWB contributor in theory, has successfully avoided being eaten by Minnesotans for 11 years now, a new record!

Willow Maclay - Co-auteur of Push Cesaro, is able to function without her morning coffee

Julio del Aguila - Knows that you can't work in fast food all your life but is urging you not to sign that paper tonight

Jeff Stormer - Won't stop writing letters to Mike Quackenbush to induct Amasis into The Colony as Pharaoh Ant

Ryan Kilma - Thinks you're behind the times for going cow-tipping and instead urges everyone to go wolverine plucking

Frank McCormick - Used Earthquake. It's super-effective! Raichu fainted!

Kevin Held - Ring announcer and occasional wrestler in the Missouri/southern Illinois area, part of the Sam Bradford trade to the Eagles

Kyle Kensing - Founder of CFBHuddle, still waiting for PWG to book the big Stephen Godfrey/Clay Travis grudge match the world has been waiting for

Rene Sanchez - Former TWB contributor, is not Fred Armisen

Joshua Browns - The real University City Stretcher, in that he is a real, medical stretcher who has learned how to use words

Brian Brown - Sam Hinkie's civilian alter ego

Cewsh - Head bee guy at Cewsh Reviews, furiously working on a cure for the SHIMvirus in his spare time

Joey O. - DJ at YNot Radio, can connect everyone in recorded history back to Kim Deal in six steps or fewer

Bob Godfrey - Currently unstuck in time and had to resist the urge to vote for Georg Hackenschmidt and John Tolos

Brandon Bosh - Creator of False Underdog, has had a Koopa shell surgically attached to his back now that he doesn't live next to Italian plumbers anymore

John Henderson - Inventor of scrapple

Nick Ahlhelm - Just escaped from the Island from LOST and was only mauled by a polar bear twice

Charles Humphreys - Once held his bladder on a car ride from Austin, TX to Flint, MI just so he could set the world record for longest urination

Michael Dupin - TWB Texas Correspondent, future founder of Corgi Championship Wrestling

Mike Pankowski - Has chained himself to Nassau Colosseum in attempt to keep the Islanders from moving to Brooklyn

Bill DiFilippo - Emeritus of Black Shoe Diaries and Onward State, his signature flavor, B-Flip Trout and Guava, has replaced Peachy Paterno at the Penn State Creamery

Niel Jacoby - Currently is Robocop but two days from retirement

Brian Coulter - Saving up money for surgery to get military-grade laser installed in his right pinkie toe

Rich Thomas - Co-host of the International Object podcast, planning on attending WrestleMania this year in suit of armor

Alex Torres - Contributor at Free Pro Wrestling, is in possession of the fourth journal from Gravity Falls and hasn't told a soul except me... oops

Erica Molinaro - TWB Dispatcher from the Lake, has petitioned WWE to change main event of WrestleMania from Roman Reigns/Brock Lesnar to Lesnar watching paint dry

Chris Harrington - Host of WrestleNomics Radio, patiently waiting for a direct, 8-bit sequel to Kid Icarus

Brandon Spears - Will be rooting against CM Punk in his MMA debut for no reason at all

Joey Splashwater - Originator of Wrestling on Earth, planning on waging war against lettuce farmers the world over

Jesse Dlugosz- Has never met a hamster he hasn't wanted to give noogies too

Mat Morgan - Was once named Matt Morgan, but the wrestler gave the second T in his first name the Carbon Footprint so he could be alone with that name

Ryan Foster - Australian for beer

Brandon Armstrong- Once became an organ grinder on a dare

CJ Fleck - Could have been something, could've been a contender

Luke Starr - Fledgling recording artist, wrote the "floor pie" gag on The Simpsons

Andrew Smith - Has awoken with night terrors 14 out of the last 26 days

Andrew Hewitt - Was behind the one-day legalization of most drugs in Ireland thanks to forgetting carrying the one

Bryan Heaton - TWB Scribe, likes to shoot potatoes and other root vegetables with a gatling gun

Brandon Stroud - Lead muckety-muck at With Spandex and screenwriter, was kicked out of the Seven Dwarves for not being a dwarf

Chris McDonald - Will have a farm in 30 years, E-I-E-I-O

Lee Spriggs - Has the Nakamuraness inside of him, but won't share until he gets over his crippling fear of pugs wearing off-white sweaters

Pablo Alva - Wants you to know he's very disappointed in you

John Rosenberger - Third runner up for the Lady Byng Trophy in 1988, 1994, and 2011

Brandon Mars - Has purchased prime real estate in the Pacific Ocean for the day California falls into the sea

Brandon Kyla - Leader of Local Chapter of Brandons, organized mass Brandon ballot submittal

Joe Drilling - Co-host of the What A Maneuver, On the Stick, and ActionCast podcasts, is thrilled that you keep making his last name into a sex pun, really, he is

Drew Cordeiro - Owner of Championship Melt food truck and head booker of Beyond Wrestling, always cleans up after his wrestlers when they go boom boom, even Chris Dickinson

Bill Hanstock - Editor/writer at SB Nation and B-movie filmmaker, won and lost ownership stake of New Japan Pro Wrestling in one night from and to Jado and Gedo in a heated couple of games of sabacc

Kevin Newburn - Keeps reminding Phil Tippett that he ONLY HAD ONE JOB

Trey Irby - Former TWB Total Divas Reviewer, has constructed 37 Urban Meyer voodoo effigies

Scott Holland - TWB Royal Rumble and Podcast Manager, still wracking his brain on how to process #Axelmania

Brad Canze - Will resort to true muscle suicide if things go really, really, really wrong

Eamon Paton - Play by play announcer for Inspire Pro Wrestling, will play Ant Man when Paul Rudd gets too expensive for the role

Martin Bentley - Has been to Germany to watch wrestling and has confirmed that no, the wrestlers don't work in liederhosen

Brandon Rohwer - Knows what he did, oh yeah, he knows

Dan Vecellio - Former blogger at Black Shoe Diaries, secretly building a weather machine so he can take over the Tri-State Area

Devon Hales - Must be defeated within 15 minutes if you want access to the secret boss of the Hales family, Dustin

Rob Pandola - Doesn't have change for a $20 bill because if you've touched money, the government has your DNA

Joe Ellis- Founder of the Slurm Beverage Corp.

Tanner Teat - Had to change his last name, as in the Old Country, he was known as Tanner Boobie

Mike Tunison - Lead primate at Kissing Suzy Kolber, banking on no jury wanting to convict him when he finally snaps and takes out Peter King

Jesse Powell - Once caught Brock Lesnar while ice fishing

Chris Zinn - Swears up and down he can tell the difference between Carls, Jr. and Hardee's

Samuel DiMascio - Main scribe at Spandex Are Still Cool, can leap tall buildings in about 30,000 single bounds or so

TJ Hawke - Curator of Free Pro Wrestling, once got so mad he burnt down a Taco Bell with his mind

Ian Riccaboni - Ring announcer in training and writer at Phillies Nation, getting surgery so he can be the Barbarian for Halloween every year

Kris Zellner - Noted lucha whisperer, often settles every-day issues with luchas de apuestas and has only lost his hair four times

Francis Adu - Owner of his very own Donkey Kong mega-hammer

Steve Hummer - Eternal inhabitant of the demilitarized zone in the war between Sheetz and Wawa

Dylan Hales - Co-Founder of the TWB 100, kills a lemming every time Davey Richards no-sells something

Of course, with 477 wrestlers receiving votes and only 100 on the master list, that means a bunch of wrestlers who got voted for won't be on the countdown. Sad but true, but those performers will not be ignored. In fact, I will list them in descending order (meaning the one on top was the closest to making the list) without any other information except for one. A special wrestler who didn't make the list but got a first place vote and a loving blurb from the person who voted for him will have those words written about him placed at the end. Until then, the wrestlers who didn't make the cut are as follows:

Christopher Daniels
Brian Cage
Naomi
Alicia Fox
Aiden English
Drago
Davey Richards
King Cuerno
Curtis Axel
Jeff Hardy
Simon Gotch
Bo Dallas
Jervis Cottonbelly
Big Show
Titus O'Neil
Trent?
Mia Yim
Kofi Kingston
Brie Bella
Samoa Joe
Kane
Speedball Mike Bailey
Dan Barry
Missile Assault Ant
UltraMantis Black
LuFisto
Bully Ray
Cheerleader Melissa
Uhaa Nation
Matt Cross/Son of Havoc
Sin Cara
Emma
Dirty Andy Dalton
Joey Ryan
Rockstar Spud
Matthew Palmer
Gail Kim
Chris Jericho
Ophidian
Flex Rumblecrunch
Kenny Omega
Leva Bates/Blue Pants
Hanson
Heath Slater
Eric Young
Lashley
Christian
Rob van Dam
Adam Rose
Chris Dickinson
Ray Rowe
Veda Scott
Mickie Knuckles
Fandango
Nicole Matthews
Mark Henry
Fred Yehi
Bill Carr
Kongo Kong
Big Ryck/Ezekiel Jackson
Drew McIntyre/Galloway
MVP
Low Ki
Louis Lyndon
CM Punk
Kazarian
Baron Corbin
JT Dunn
Enzo Amore
Ethan Page
Jigsaw
Shaun Tempers
Ivelisse Velez
Chavo Guerrero
Jojo Bravo
Josh Alexander
El Torito
Archibald Peck/RD Evans
Barbi Hayden
Gary Jay/the Barn Owl
James Storm
Danny Cannon
John Silver
R-Truth
Hallowicked
Kitsune
Steve O'Reno
Vordell Walker
CJ Parker
Mil Muertes
Rickey Shane Page
Amasis
Chris Sabin
Frightmare
The Shard
Caleb Konley
Matt Taven
Matt Tremont
Madison Eagles
assailANT/Worker Ant
BJ Whitmer
Silas Young
Seiya Sanada
Stephanie McMahon
Colt Cabana
Big Cass
Mascarita Sagrada
Oleg the Usurper
Marion Fontaine
Diego
Keith Lee
Portia Perez
Kana
Darren Young
Kellie Skater
Fernando
Andrew Everett
Moose
Jaka
Rocky Romero
Kurt Angle
Aerostar
Alex Shelley
Undertaker
Matt Cage
Yuki Ishikawa
Josh Prohibition
Xavier Woods
Alexa Bliss
Magnus
Bull Dempsey
Viktor
Slim J
TJ Perkins/Manik
Justin Gabriel
David Starr
Stupefied/Player Dos
Nikki Storm
Estonian Thunder Frog
Tamina Snuka
Player Uno
Gregory Iron
Shane Hollister
Hiroshi Tanahashi
Hornswoggle
Jake Crist
Alex Reynolds
Jason Kincaid
Konnor
Willie Mack
Connor "The Crusher" Michalek
El Hijo del Ice Cream
Anthony Nese
Devin Cutter
Billy Gunn
Ice Cream, Jr.
Mario Bokara
Andrew Alexander
Mason Cutter
Chase Owens
Kevin Matthews
Reed Bentley
Rey Mysterio
Dave Crist
Seleziya Sparx
Brian Myers
Jessica James
Doc Gallows
Tadasuke
Mathieu St. Jacques
Mark Andrews
Rhyno
Joe Gacy
Zack Ryder
Brent Banks
Gran Akuma
Jonathan Gresham
Rob Conway
Obariyon
Jordynne Grace
Jax Dane
Ricky Starks
Serena Deeb
Qefka the Quiet
Kodama
CPA
KUSHIDA
Mike Santiago
Saraya Knight
Chris Richards
Oliver Grimsley
Ethan HD
Flip Kendrick
Kyle Matthews
Kenny King
Ken Anderson
Hania the Howling Huntress
Homicide
Jay Freddie
Colin Delaney
Thomas Shire
Cliff Compton
Anthony Stone
Brandon Espinosa
Vanessa Kraven
Sozio
Tomoka Nakagawa
The Bunny
Dragon Lee II
Bonesaw
ODB
Su Yung
The Caveman
Robbie E
Danny Havoc
Adam Page
Necro Butcher
Donovan Dijak
Kyle Reynolds
Awesome Kong
Will Ferrara
Freight Train
Zach Gowen
BLK Jeez
Summer Rae
Tommy Dreamer
Corey Graves
Layla
Eric Corvis
Steam-Powered Tentacle Boulder
Nick Ando
Luis "The Punisher" Martinez
Gunner
Buxx Belmar
Shane Strickland
Clutch Adams
Angelico
Cameron
Ashley Sixx
Bandido Jr.
Lance Anoa'i
Latvian Proud Oak
Dave Cole
Dan Maff
Shaheem Ali
Da'Marius Jones
Juntai Miller
John Wayne Murdoch
Everett Connors
Jamie Noble
Road Dogg
Joey Mercury
Melanie Cruise
Yoshi Tatsu
Mike Cruz
Courtney Rush
Mojo Rawley
Leon St. Giovanni
Supercop Dick Justice
CJ Esparza
Leah von Dutch
Tony Kozina
Akira Tozawa
Romantic Touch/Rhett Titus
Cheeseburger
Crash Test Dummy
Ace Hawkins
Angel Ortiz
Jake Dirden
Mike Spanos
Takaaki Watanabe
Neveah
Soldier Ant
Blue Demon, Jr.
Mandy Leon
Jinder Mahal
Evan Gelistico
Fallah Bah
Mercedes Martinez
AJ Williams
Mike Draztik
LeMarcus Clinton
Tadarius Thomas
Pimpinella Escarlata
Brian Kendrick
The Proletariat Boar of Moldova
Joe Pittman
Pete Dunne
Justice Jones
Cyrus the Destroyer
Gary Jackson
Scotty O'Shea
Andrew Wilder
El Mariachi Loco
Stockade
Delilah Doom
QT Marshall
Allysin Kay
Devon Moore
Mikey Whipwreck
Joey Janela
Tyson Dux
Taryn Terrell
Thomas Dubois
Tigre Uno
Beer City Bruiser
Steven Walters
Amber O'Neal/Gallows
Nøkken
Papadon
Camacho
Arctic Rescue Ant
Pasquale the Italian Chef
Brutal Bob Evans
Brian Fury
Bastian Snow
Corey Hollis
Cherry Bomb
Jesse Godderz
Jewells Malone
Lance Hoyt
Mr. Azerbaijan
Matt MacIntosh
Cortez Castro
Karl Anderson
Brodus Clay/Tyrus
Tracy Williams
Alexxia Nicole
Buddy Murphy
El Local
Drew Haskins
TJ Marconi
Mason Ryan
Wesley Blake
Chet Sterling
Bobby Beverly
Gangrel
Prakash Sabar
Carmella
Shanna
Thunderkitty
Angelina Love
Jeremiah Plunkett
Orange Cassidy
Sylvester Lefort
Great Khali
Eva Marie
Alpha Female
Pinkie Sanchez
Cheech Hernandez
Ace Rockwell
Rosa Mendes
Brett Gayika
Arik Cannon
Mikey Webb
Alex Koslov
Mr. Siks
Maria Kanellis
KT Hamill
Marcus Louis
Steve Corino
Nasty Russ
El Hijo del LA Park
Delirious
Aksana
Orbit Adventure Ant
T-Money
The Jersey Kidd
Byron Wilcott
Knux
Kobald
Shane Matthews
Marek Brave
Michael BS Hayes
Jake Something/Jacob Hollows
Mike Sydal
Jake Roberts

All the wrestlers above are active and currently alive except for one. Connor "The Crusher" Michalek wasn't an active pro wrestler. In fact, he was only a mere child when pediatric brain cancer cruelly ended his life shortly after WrestleMania XXX. However, he didn't leave this mortal coil without leaving a mark on everyone who knew him, from Daniel Bryan and the WWE brass all the way down to the fans who cried when they saw him celebrate with Bryan after Mania and again when news of his passing broke. De O'Brien used her first-place vote on him this year, and before anyone says he wasn't a wrestler, the kid has a video-documented victory over Triple H this year. He counts, he's eligible, and if you don't like it, I don't like you. O'Brien wrote the following blurb for Michalek:

Usually, it's very hard for wrestling fans when someone in the business passes away. Wrestlers are the closest thing we have to superheroes, and to see someone we believed would outlive us all die is sad, sometimes horrible, and always tragic.

It's worse when that person is a small child. Connor "The Crusher" Michalek was an eight year old superfan stricken with an unfair and incurable form of cancer, but oh, was he larger than his eight years of life. He was charming, brilliant, honest, funny, a fan of Daniel Bryan, a beautiful little kid who has the distinction of pinning Triple H clean after a knockout punch.

Kenta Kobashi beat cancer and got lucky. Connor couldn't. He passed away after seeing his hero Daniel Bryan at WrestleMania XXX, leaving everything behind way too soon.

As a parent, this is the kind of story you never want to hear. As a wrestling fan, it's the sort of thing that makes you believe in how kind people in the business are, how sometimes they can be kind and be gentle with the people who need them to be most. As a person, Connor's story both breaks my heart and makes me happy - happy because he got to be a part of something he loved with people who all loved him right up til the end.

This year, Connor is being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, receiving the first ever Warrior Award. Daniel Bryan will be one of the people inducting him, along with Warrior's wife. There are plenty of people who have a lot to say about that, most of it good, some of it really not; I'm really glad they're doing it. Connor deserves to be immortalized that way.

When the nominations for the TWB Ballots were announced, I knew - I've known since last year - that Connor was going to be my Number One pick. He was.

And he still is.

Thanks, Connor. For everything.

BREAKING NEWS: Brock Lesnar Will Return to WWE

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HE'S BAAAAAACK
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Brock Lesnar appeared on SportsCenter this evening in an interview with Michelle Beadle to announce that he has retired from mixed-martial arts and has re-signed with WWE. The announcement was confirmed by Triple H via Twitter. Lesnar had entertained a comeback with Ultimate Fighting Championship during negotiations with WWE, feelers that were hinted at in a promo by Paul Heyman last week on RAW.

My gut reaction to this signing is huge relief and excitement. Aside from the end segment of RAW last night which made both Lesnar and Roman Reigns look, as former podcast guest and all-around Twitter superstar @indiandeathlock put it, like pissbabies, Lesnar's run between WrestleMania XXX and right now has been one of the few consistently good things about WWE's main roster narrative.

It also seems to be the best decision for his own career. He left UFC in the wake of consecutive losses to Cain Velasquez and Alistair Overeem respectively, and unlike in wrestling, where guys can possibly get better with age, no way Lesnar was going to be the same guy he was when he was headlining UFC 100 and was the biggest fighter in the world without massive help from drugs. Since UFC is trying to clean up its image, well, you know.

It also turns the main event of WrestleMania from a completely milquetoast and foregone conclusion to an intriguing affair. Does WWE still put the title on Reigns, or will Lesnar continue to be the Champion? Reigns so far hasn't gotten the crowd reactions that WWE has wanted, and given the audible that was called last year from Batista winning to Daniel Bryan getting put in the main event, those crowd cheers are important. This real-life business decision has inadvertently redeemed one of the most dismal builds to WrestleMania in history.

Anyway, no details have been released yet as to the number of dates Lesnar will be working or what kind of raise he's gotten (trust me, he got his ass paid). However, he will be staying with WWE, which from a fan excitement and artistic standpoint, is the best possible news right now outside of Vince McMahon being declared non compos mentis and Daniel Bryan being given free reign to wrestle Lesnar, Hideo Itami, Cesaro, Sheamus, and Dean Ambrose in a round robin for the next six months.

The 2015 TWB Tournament of Champions, First Round: WCW Region, Part 2

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Just imagine Test not being there, and you have a rematch happening between Goldberg and Big Poppa Pump
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The final subset of the first round is here, but before the polls open, the winners from yesterday's bouts are Ric Flair, Booker T, Dusty Rhodes, and Big Van Vader. Today's matches will round out the WCW region. Gonna dive in head first.

3. Lex Luger vs. 14. Barry Windham, TALE OF THE TAPE
LUGER - 2x WCW Champion, 1994 Royal Rumble co-winner, Survived a goddamn motorcycle crash

WINDHAM - NWA World Champion, WWE Hall of Famer (with the Horsemen), Bray Wyatt's and Bo Dallas' uncle


6. Goldberg vs. 14. Scott Steiner, TALE OF THE TAPE
GOLDBERG - WCW Champion, World Heavyweight Champion, Went 30,284-0 (approx.) before being defeated

STEINER - WCW Champion, Capable of giving 141 and 2/3 percent


2. Sting vs. 15. Ronnie Garvin, TALE OF THE TAPE
STING - 6x WCW Champion, 2x NWA (1x JCP, 1x TNA) World Champion, 1991 BattleBowl winner, 1992 King of Cable, 4x TNA Champion, TNA Hall of Famer, Vigilante

GARVIN - NWA World Champion, Unknown if "Hands of Stone" were lava rock or sedimentary


7. Diamond Dallas Page vs. 10. Ron Simmons, TALE OF THE TAPE
DDP - 3x WCW Champion, 1996 BattleBowl winner, Creator of DDP Yoga, Still has his ribs taped

SIMMONS - WCW Champion, First ever African-American World Champion in a major promotion, WWE Hall of Famer, College Football Hall of Famer, DAMN


VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 242

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Hero is one of Cabana's many guests for the latest episode
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If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: Art of Wrestling
Episode: 242 (March 18, 2015)
Run Time: 1:16:02
Guest: Justin Credible (8:17); Mike Mondo (22:08); Oscar (34:02); Biff Busick (45:38); Chris Hero (54:19)

Summary: Colt Cabana is live in Boston for this week’s episode with a becy of guests. Credible discusses the times Paul Heyman’s ideas flopped and the concept of being a wrestling “genius,” his role in Savio Vega’s WWF debut in Syracuse, N.Y., and what it meant to have car trouble in the mid-90s. He also announces his retirement plans, talks about the reality of wrestler pay and remembers the influence of Tony Garea. Mondo talks about his run as a WWE tag team champion, wrestling in alternative attire, the time he lost his pants in a match against Viscera and overseas tours. Next is Oscar, the O in Men On a Mission, who discusses rapping, his chance meeting with Vince McMahon, the MOM ring gear and the Lex Express. Busick appears briefly to talk about bad first impressions and one particularly unfortunate meeting with Chris Jericho. Hero closes the show with stories about Peru, Cesaro, the IWA Mid South locker room, the time he unwittingly assaulted a ring announcer and his Facebook relationship with Ahmed Johnson.

Quote of the week: Credible: “You just have to be a genius for one or two things. … That’s really true in all of life. I’ve struck out more times than I’ve hit home runs, but if you hit a couple of ’em, you know, you’re always remembered for that.”

Why you should listen: There are none of the audio problems that often plague Cabana’s live shows, and there’s hardly anything that feels like an inside joke for only the people in the room at the time of the recording. Cabana has an easy chemistry with each guest, and the wide-ranging backgrounds of the panel members mean the episode covers a lot of different territory. My favorite parts were Busick’s Jericho story and Hero and Cabana explaining Cesaro’s sense of humor as it relates to English wordplay.

Why you should skip it: Credible and Hero are repeat guests, but the middle three performers have never been on Cabana’s show and each deserves their own full episode for different reasons. Cabana did pledge to have Busick back on for a full show, but certainly Oscar has a lot more to say about the ups and downs of his WWF experience, and Mondo and Cabana could dig much deeper into their shared experience in the developmental world. None of the interviews herein are bad or anything, it’s just kind of frustrating to get only a few tastes.

Final thoughts: In a period where every podcast is heavy with WrestleMania talk, this episode is a breath of fresh air, largely free of any discussion regarding the current WWE product. Cabana has really improved in making the live podcasts viable for the home audience, and you can tell going in that with five guests over 75 minutes there’s not going to be time for any of them to truly shine. The guest order works well, too, with Credible and Hero serving as sturdy bookends. This is by no mean’s Cabana’s best work, but it’s a much more enjoyable listen than most of the shows I write about were last week or this one thus far.

The Wrestling Blog at Six

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TWB has been here for a lot
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Six years ago today, I embarked upon a journey to write about professional wrestling in my own voice, to satisfy an itch that I had to create commentary that was different from the rest of the chatter. I didn't know how long it was going to last or how far the reach would be. I just started out watching and commenting on WWE television, and shortly after, I got into Chikara. Then Mitsuharu Misawa died, Bryan Danielson got signed, TNA tried going head to head with WWE on Monday nights, The Rock returned to wrestling, CM Punk dropped his pipe bomb, the YES! movement began, Chikara closed, Punk left in a huff, Chikara reopened, and New Japan Pro Wrestling opened its gates to an American audience, among other things.

The voice I used to describe wrestling on this day years ago is not the same one I use now, just as the wrestling landscape now is not the same as it was then. Of course, my voice isn't the only one that is heard on this site, which is another huge change from the original. But nothing ever stays the same. Stagnation is death.

It's fair to ask what TWB has added to the landscape, and if the changes it has undergone have been positive or negative. I can't say definitively what the impact of this site has been without being biased either way, and I don't know if I or the people I have here writing have made a positive change or not. Then again, if I thought I was impacting community in a negative manner, I would delete this blog right now.

But while I want to be a voice for the voiceless (a real one, not a kayfabed one that wore management's jacket months after saying he was for the downtrodden), I have no idea if I've been effective. But that doesn't mean I will ever stop trying to talk some sense, to keep advocating on behalf of people who don't get a say, to give those people a voice, and to talk about the things that are good with levity and perspective for however long I continue to be a writer, editor, and auteur here.

How long will that be? I have no idea. TWB won't be around forever, but whether I continue to write for one more day or one more decade, I will keep trying to be a good writer and a good person.

Of course, I wouldn't be here without everyone who has read, shared, commented on, or discussed what has been written here with me or my other writers. I also wouldn't be here without my cadre of talented writers whether past or present. Thank you for the support.

Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Issue 23

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Get used to this, plebes
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Well hello again SKOOPZ fans. HORB FLERBMINBER is back with a special WRESTLEMANIA SPOILERS edition. That's right, I have ALL THE DIRT on how WrestleMania is going to turn out. I HAVE A DIRECT COPY OF THE SCRIPT and as a sign of good faith, I am going to leak all the results to YOU, my loyal readers! I am so good to you that I will give you the entire card, not just the main event. THE ENTIRE CARD. I AM THE GOLDEN GOD OF WRESTLING JOURNALISM AND EVERYONE, FROM DAVE MELTZER TO THAT DUDE WHO STALKS PRINCE DEVITT AND BECKY LYNCH WILL KNEEL BEFORE ME. AHAHAHAHAHA.

Of course, since this is a special edition of the newsletter, I'm going to have to have you all lean harder on my Twitter account for the latest scoops and nuggets. You get on that Twitter machine and you follow @HorbFlerbminber. I have all the breaking news tweets, like on the details of the biggest signing of the MILLENNIUM, Bram re-signing with TNA. THAT'S HUGE. Also, if you have tips, especially delicious, delicious beef tips, send them to ProWrestlingSKOOPZ@gmaill.com

Do you want back issues of the newsletter? Too bad, but you can get baby got back issues of the newsletter. As long as you have a big butt and you cannot lie, then my other brothers will not deny.

Remember BOFA.

And now, your WRESTLEMANIA SPOILERS:

- The NXT mini-tournament to be contested at Axxess for a spot on the WrestleMania card will be won by none other than Baron Corbin, who will give everyone the Fall of Days, or is it the End of Ruin? Damnation Street? Whatever the fuck his finisher's called to all the other competitors at the same time, a call that was made by Vince McMahon once he saw the heights of all the competitors involved and pitched a hissy-fit that no one over 6'3" was entered in the fray.

- The Tag Team Championship match will be bumped from the pre-show all the way back to 11 AM Eastern time (that's 8 AM local) for exclusive view on Yahoo! Video because McMahon doesn't trust a European, a Hart, minorities, and ethnics to draw people from the preshow to the actual event. No one knows who's going over at this point, because no one cares.

- The preshow match will be a posedown featuring Alex Riley, Booker T, Byron Saxton, Ryback, and Arnold Classic runner-up Branch Warren. Warren is slated to win, which will cause Riley to RAGE.

- LL Cool J will kick off the show by singing "The Accidental Racist" in an attempt to make anyone who would boo Roman Reigns in the main event to leave early, but instead, Mark Henry will come out and turn him into a grease stain on the mat. Bob Uecker will then take over as guest host.

- The Intercontinental Championship match is slated to open the show. Baron Corbin will wander out from the back when everyone's selling the big death spot and take the title even though everyone will be telling him he's supposed to be in the Andre the Giant battle royale as he's walking to the ring.

- Seth Rollins will get the win on Randy Orton when Migos, who will be accompanying Orton to ringside, turn on him and conduct a five-on-one beatdown on him with J and J Security while Rollins distracts the ref. After the match, Orton will punt Quavo of the group, who will be replaced with Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction.

- A segment featuring Statler and Waldorf from the MUPPETS will watch the latest NXT special and make uncharacteristically mean-spirited and unfunny comments as if they were written by someone else than a normal Muppet writer. Afterwards, Charlotte and Sasha Banks will come in and say that they're just as talented as men, to which Ron Simmons will say DAMN to make everyone laugh.

- John Cena will defeat Rusev cleanly with an Attitude Adjustment and a Chris Jericho-like flexing "C'MAWN BAYBAY" one foot on the chest pin attempt. He will then drape Lana in the American flag and have intercourse with her before taking Vladimir Putin from the back and decapitating him in front of the live audience.

- In a backstage segment, Zayn Malik will be punted by Randy Orton, and Baron Corbin will take his place in One Direction.

- Triple H and Sting ends with Sting accepting a handshake from Stephanie McMahon before she literally plunges a knife in his back. Triple H will then pin the WCW logo for the victory.

- Baron Corbin will win the Andre the Giant Battle Royale despite everyone following him from the back and saying "HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH TONIGHT?" trailing him and trying to keep his dead-eyed stare from stalking to the ring ten minutes late.

- Undertaker and Bray Wyatt will battle to a no-contest when Taker will mutter "I'm gettin' too old for this shit, you wanna go to Del Taco?" Wyatt will agree, and the two will never be seen in WWE again.

- Nikki Bella will pin AJ Lee in the Divas tag match after doing every single one of Triple H's signature moves to her and finishing her with a pedigree onto a literal brass ring. After the match, Bella and her sister Brie will do crotch chops over Lee while Paige is distracted trying to shoo away the legions of people who want to buy her used ring gear who have been mysteriously let into the ringside area. In the chaos, Baron Corbin will appear, hand an In and Out napkin to the referee while shouting "I WANT TO CASH IN MONEY IN THE BANK." He hits Nikki Bella with the Coup de Man, or the Wrong Way Driver of Days, or CAN SOMEONE FACT CHECK THIS ASSHOLE'S FINISHER'S NAME FOR ME? Anyway, he wins the Divas Championship.

- In the main event, Brock Lesnar will reveal that his re-signing with WWE was all a WORK and after giving Roman Reigns 15 F5s, he will sign his UFC contract on the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt. However, this will give Reigns enough time to recover and hit Lesnar with his new finisher, the Penis to the Face, where he will hit his victim with his surgically-enhanced 14-inch phallus. Reigns will win the title, and McMahon will come out and cut a 45 minute promo about how "you people" are disrespectful and how Reigns is the future of the business. Seth Rollins will attempt to cash in, but he will be taken out by a sniper who doesn't want Reigns' moment to be ruined. Reigns will celebrate in a special dome constructed to keep the feces being hurled at him from the crowd from touching his skin.

- Last week's poll results were eaten at Brock Lesnar's celebratory re-signing luncheon at Jimmy John's yesterday afternoon. This week:

The 2014 TWB 100 Slow Release: #20-#6

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Whether as Ricochet or Prince Puma, he tore it up in 2014
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The final group post is here, and it includes a metric fuck-ton of WWE luminaries.

20. Ricochet/Prince Puma
Points: 3683
Ballots: 43
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Julio del Aguila, Rich Thomas)
Last Year's Placement: 41st Place

TH: I missed a lot of Ricochet's 2014, but I caught enough of it to know that he could very well be deemed the best wrestler in the world without hesitation. He's an acrobatic freak of nature with impeccable timing. I will make it my mission to watch much more of him, whether on El Rey Network, on PWG DVDs, or via WWN Live in 2015.

Dave Kincannon: The end of 2014 saw a pretty big change in the landscape of televised wrestling. Robert Rodriguez’s El Rey network debuted a new American based Lucha Libre promotion that combined some of the greatest stars from Mexico’s AAA with some of the best independent wrestlers in America. One of those stars was Prince Puma, a newcomer, it would seem. Of course, most people already knew that Prince Puma was independent wrestling star, Ricochet wearing a mask for the first time since his stint in Chikara as Helios. In addition to his Lucha Underground duties, Ricochet spent a good portion of the year wowing on the independent scene as he has done over the past few years. He won the 2014 Battle of Los Angeles, spent a good portion of the year as Evolve’s Open the Freedom Gate Champion and teamed a few times with Rich Swann to form the Inner City Machine Guns. I look forward to even bigger and better things from Ricochet in 2015.

Julio del Aguila: He's hands down the best American wrestler today. At every promotion he wrestled in this year he put on great matches, the runaway star of Lucha Underground.

Joshua Browns: BOLA 2014 winner, and the inaugural Lucha Underground champion (does that count? It aired in January but was taped in October last year) - that's a pretty got-damned good year. The best high-flyer in the world right now, and smooth as glass in the ring. I expect him to be a huge star sooner rather than later.

Brandon Spears: Ricochet's in-ring abilities perfectly encapsulate the fast-paced styles of most of the companies he works for, specifically PWG and Lucha Underground. But what makes Ricochet (and now Prince Puma) *great* is that he never comes across like a cartoon. To me, there wasn't a better high-flyer in wrestling in 2014.

Ryan Foster: In a year in which he enjoyed success after success, Ricochet may have been the world’s most decorated cruiserweight even before becoming the face of an entirely new promotion as Prince Puma. His wrestling style is breathtaking, a finely honed mixture of the best aspects of US indie, Japanese junior heavyweight, and lucha libre styles. His abilities made him the ideal top star in the fledgling Lucha Underground promotion, and his matches there have become as much-watch as anything in wrestling.

Brandon Kyla: Ricochet had such a crazy good year it's almost impossible to believe he's the guy I watched get his ass routinely kicked by Chuck Taylor eight years ago. Ricochet is now a world traveled bad ass, a literal KING, but is also the prince and one of the anchors of the hottest wrestling show on TV.

Brad Canze: There was a time still in 2014 where I would look at Ricochet and sound like Sex Ferguson, "Ricochet? You mean the kid with all the flips and the jumps and the spots?" But after watching enough of him, both under his Ricochet name and his Aztec Totem name of Prince Puma, he won me over not just as a guy who can do cool flips, but as a top-level wrestler who can tell stories and make you invest in what he's doing. Wherever Ricochet wrestles in the next few years is going to be a damn sight better for it.

Martin Bentley: Though many of his vast array of accomplishments occurred overseas, Ricochet pulled off three very big feats within North America in 2014 - the first saw him claim the Dragon Gate USA Open the Freedom Gate Championship in an incredible bout with Johnny Gargano over WrestleMania weekend in New Orleans. His run over the WWN Universe in particular was so stellar that we can't even count the loss of his title, as that happened in China. The second was his victory in the Battle of Los Angeles, overcoming one of the most talented international fields on record to reign supreme in Reseda.

The third took place in a brand new place, under a different identity, as Prince Puma emerged in Lucha Underground. Ricochet's alter-ego set out his stall from the very beginning, taking part in a phenomenal main event on the very first show against Johnny Mundo, exposing him to a brand new audience... even if they'll be surprised once they discover his other work without the mask.

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19. Randy Orton
Points: 3714
Ballots: 49
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Steve Hummer)
Last Year's Placement: 11th Place

TH: Orton continued his steady climb into WWE's elite after a near decade of squandered promise, building on his stellar 2013 in singles matches and multi-person matches. He reminds me of Drew Brees, the hot prospect who was touted heavily but didn't totally get it until later in his career. He finished run as Champion well enough, and then was an indispensable part of the big Evolution/Shield trios matches that carried pay-per-view during the spring. Even as his year tailed off, he still worked hard and put in strong performances.

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18. Kevin Steen/Owens
Points: 3768
Ballots: 49
Highest Vote Received: 3rd Place (Bill Hanstock)
Last Year's Placement: 17th Place

TH: I watched the least amount of Steen footage last year than I had in any other year since I started following the indies, but he's so good that the little I saw of him in PWG left an imprint. He's such a special worker. His transformation into Kevin Owens, despite only having two matches in 2014, was good enough to supplement his year.

Dave Kincannon: Kevin Steen’s 2014 served as his farewell tour to the American independent scene. I believe that he worked for almost every major independent wrestling promotion in the USA and Canada (the two that I think are missing are Chikara and Inspire Pro). He had fantastic matches all over the place, from Reseda to Providence; from New Orleans to Toronto, and a lot of stops in between. He finished out his ROH career with great matches against the likes of Tommaso Ciampa, Adam Cole, and probably my favorite ROH match of the year against Shinsuke Nakamura. I hope Steen is doing well helping El Generico with those orphans in Mexico.

Julio del Aguila: Great to see him thrive in NXT. Had a great run to finish at ROH (THAT NAKAMURA MATCH) he knows how to draw your attention in a good way.

Joshua Browns: The only thing keeping him from being higher on the list is the long break he took to get ready for his NXT debut in December, and the fact that I didn't get to see a lot of his stuff from earlier in the year. He's a unique and unconventional talent in the ring, projects his character into his ring work better than almost anybody else, connects with an audience on a near-Stone Cold level. Sky's the limit.

Brandon Spears: Before proving all his doubters wrong as Kevin Owens in NXT, Kevin Steen was proudly waving that "king of the indies flag" in damn near every promotion in North America it seemed like. I have a big affection for big guy athleticism and Steen has that in spades. Also: there isn't a better trash talker in the game between the bells.

Nick Ahlhelm From an awesome cross-promotional match against Shinsuke Nakamura to a massive and brutal NXT debut, the man now known as Kevin Owens continues to be a dominant force in wrestling. With nothing but a huge upside for him in the next few years and the backing of Triple H, Owens could very well end up the next major WWE star, even if he doesn’t have the perfect body-builder’s look.

Brad Canze: Kevin, regardless of surname, is a wrestler with a special gift. I think it was Stroud who said so in a column after his NXT debut, but he's not the guy who is the number-one-with-a-bullet guy in any category, as far as athleticism, mat wrestling, brawling, et cetera. But he is the guy who makes you pay attention, and care, and care about him and what he is doing. He is an engaging presence, and that is the thing, more than anything else, that makes him special. When Hulk Goddamn Hogan said "Kevin Owens makes me believe again," I think he meant that literally. You watch this guy, and you believe every single thing he does in that ring. That's not something you can really teach, I don't think.

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17. Nick Jackson
Points: 4025
Ballots: 49
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Bob Godfrey, Joey Splashwater, Chris McDonald)
Last Year's Placement: 18th Place

16. Matt Jackson
Points: 4044
Ballots: 49
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Bob Godfrey, Chris McDonald)
Last Year's Placement: 19th Place

TH: The Young Bucks are the best tag team in the world today. They're indistinguishable from each other, much like the Usos, but when they don't need to be. As one well-oiled unit, they were able to continue being a tour de force as a tag team, putting in great work in any promotion in which they stepped foot. Even though a chunk of their year was spent out of the sphere of eligibility in New Japan, they still did enough to cement their spot in my top 20. The Bucks are tremendous, and their 2014 was another year in which they ruled the world.

Joshua Browns: You can hate on the Bucks all you want, I love these guys. Yeah, they spam the superkicks. Other than that, they're a pretty perfect tag team.

Joey Splashwater: The Young Bucks were arguably the best thing in American wrestling last year to an extent that we could eliminate their Japanese body of work and I can still rank them in the top 3. At ROH, they had three tremendous matches vs. reDRagon, including my Match of the Year at War of the Worlds. At PWG, they carried the company with trios matches teaming with Kevin Steen as well as made Joey Ryan and Candice LeRae's tag team officially a top act via their matches. They had great matches with the Hardys in HOH, TLC matches in FWE, and stole the show in too many indies to name.

Nick Ahlhelm: I know we’re supposed to cover these separately, but there isn’t really any separation of the Young Bucks. They are right next to each other on this list while still being in the top twenty for a reason—no tag team in America or the world come close to the accomplishments of Nick and Matt Jackson. The two brothers from California are great faces and amazing heels. They embraced their independence in a huge way in 2014, working in major spots for New Japan, PWG, ROH and numerous indies across the country. They even reportedly turned down lowball offers from both WWE and Lucha Underground. The Young Bucks seem more than happy where they are as they continue to remind everyone just how awesome tag wrestling can be.

Mike Pankowski: I find it impossible to separate Matt and Nick Jackson. Not just because they are always teaming, but because they are both that damn good in the ring. They play their characters to perfection in the ring. They pull of some ridiculous moves in the ring. And while they sure do spam those superkicks, they’re great superkicks. Maybe next year they’ll form a Composite Young Buck that will be easier to rank in the 2015 TWB 100.

Chris McDonald: It’s a superkick party and everybody is invited! The Young Bucks is the reason why I love wrestling. They are athletically gifted, incredible showmen, and have just the right about amount of ridiculousness to keep it fun. Professional Wrestling after all, is incredibly ridiculous. They dress like the Rockers from the 80s, still tell their opponents to “suck it”, and have brought back the “Too Sweet” that the lawyers in Titan Towers are threatening copyrights & lawsuits. Not bad for a little obnoxious indie tag team. But aside from the over-the-top personas they have created from themselves, they put on incredible matches. They make 450 splashes look easy. Their timing on the double superkicks and moves such as the ridiculously named Meltzer Driver in unparalleled. Watching a Young Bucks match you alternate from picking your jaw up off the floor, chanting along with the crowd, or grinning from ear to ear like a dope. I first became a fan when I saw their bit of repeatedly superkicking the PWG ring announcer. Being a wrestling fan since the early 90s, there’s not much that I haven’t seen before. That was something that I’ve never seen before. I loved it so much I was sharing the video with friends of mine who weren’t even wrestling fans. I’ve been singing The Young Bucks praises ever since. The best tag team on planet Earth? That’s just too sweet.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
15. Bray Wyatt
Points: 4113
Ballots: 58
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Joe Drilling)
Last Year's Placement: 12th Place

TH: Wyatt was the ultimate hit-or-miss wrestler, but he held his own in trios matches, or against Daniel Bryan or Dean Ambrose in singles. His stiffness was an asset that combined well with his size for visual HOSSINESS.

Joshua Browns: Man, he started out SO hot in 2014, and it was all pretty much downhill after his match with Cena at WrestleMania. I feel like I should be saving that sentence as auto text for the Rusev entry in next year's ballot. But I'm still a big fan of Bray's work in the ring. Big guys with an extra gear are pretty boss.

Nick Ahlhelm: Bray Wyatt should have had a better 2014 than he did. But embroiled in high-level feuds with Daniel Bryan, John Cena, Chris Jericho and Dean Ambrose never really cemented him as a future main eventer quite as it should. He’s a solid in-ring worker (though far behind several of his WWE peers) but he’s almost became theatrical to the point of having no purpose. Still, he should have a main event run in his future where hopefully he can show himself to be more than a few creepy promos.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
14. Tyson Kidd
Points: 4249
Ballots: 57
Highest Vote Received: 4th Place (Brandon Rohwer)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: I wasn't as high on Kidd as some, but he found a good niche in NXT. He was an essential part in maybe the best WWE-branded fatal four way match ever, which counts for something.

James Girouard: As great as Sami Zayn and Adrian Neville are in NXT, I think the MVP of that promotion in 2014 was Tyson Kidd. Not only did he resurrect his career by proving he could carry a main event program on the mic, his in-ring work was spot-on the entire year.

Joshua Browns: maybe the best pure technician in wrestling right now. He's developed more of a true character outside of the ring, but he still hasn't figured out how to project his character into his ring work. Everything seems dispassionate and sterile. Still, if I needed a guy to make somebody look really good for just one match, I'm probably calling Tyson Kidd.

Joey O: FACT: Overcoming a lengthy rehab from injury, combined with a terribly unflattering portrayal by Total Divas, Tyson Kidd regained his form and reputation as one of the most underrated wrestlers on the WWE roster. FACT: Kidd rebuilt his career having tremendous matches with the main eventers of NXT, challenging for the title and creating a personality and real character for the first time in his career. FACT: Kidd parlayed his NXT run into a successful return to the main roster and is currently one half of the tag team champs. FACT: Cat-themed wrestling attire is amazing.

Brandon Bosh: Honest question: was Tyson Kidd always this good?

Like, imagine hearing “Tyson Kidd in action next!” from Scott Stanford or whoever on Superstars in 2011. How could you possibly give a fraction of a fuck? The man’s talent was irrelevant by design; “Tyson Kidd” barely existed, so his matches were fated to make a faint impression. If WWE had signed Prince Devitt, only to christen him Harry Bird and stick him in five-minute matches against Matador Diego on Main Event, he probably wouldn’t be appearing on any countdown lists. But I digress. A few years ago, Tyson Kidd matches were the exact thing Vince McMahon purports to loathe: wrestling for wrestling’s sake. Kidd’s 2014 output is another matter entirely.

To conclude our thought experiment: imagine hearing “Tyson Kidd in action next” from Rich Brennan on NXT in 2014. Your mind starts racing with possibilities. Will Kidd reprise his bitter rivalry with Adrian Neville? Will he take on one of NXT’s nascent stars, Finn Balor or Hideo Itami, in an attempt to humble the privileged indie darlings? Or will he get the opportunity to show his technical chops against one of NXT’s expendable jobbers? Maybe Natalya will tag along and get the crowd riled up. Maybe he’ll have amazingly dorky new gear with a cat motif. The point is, you’ll be eager to see Tyson Kidd, which means you’ll be paying attention when he puts on a wrestling clinic with an array of breathtaking dives and a handful of Stu Hart’s finest holds. This is just one example – and maybe the single finest example in 2014 – of a fundamental wrestling truth: talent without character is basically useless. Fact.

Nick Ahlhelm: At this time last year, rumors were floating that Tyson Kidd would be repackaged as a masked wrestler because his brand was too damaged. But a mix of Total Divas and a series of amazing matches in NXT have revitalized the man fans have dubbed “Nattie’s husband” in chants. Though he never won the NXT title, he remained in contention for much of the year and always brought some amazing moves to every contest. He slowly worked his way back to the main roster as well near the end of the year, and while he didn’t have any major feuds there in 2014, he’s since earned a tag championship alongside Cesaro. Kidd may never be a WWE main eventer, but he’s proven time and again he’s one of the best all around wrestlers on the roster.

Brad Canze: Tyson Kidd probably isn't the "most improved" of 2014 from an in-ring standpoint. The technique and mechanics have been there for years. But he is definitely the guy who went from being a dude I cared about very little to a dude I cared about a whole hell of a lot, and his run in NXT had a lot to do with it. The technical proficiency was imbued with an arrogance, and a swagger that could not be denied. He's the best. FACT. He's going to have me sitting there with my eyes glued to the screen for every match to watch every little idiosyncrasy. FACT. If only he brought back that weird little mustache-on-top-of-his-head haircut he rocked for a while he would have been my number one with a bullet.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
13. John Cena
Points: 4278
Ballots: 53
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (John Rosenberger)
Last Year's Placement: 7th Place

TH: Cena took a step back in 2014, but he usually operates at such a high level that his "below average" year is a ceiling for others. It's hard to discount his performances early in the year against opponents like Damien Sandow, Cesaro, and in the Elimination Chamber. He's still one of WWE's truest measuring sticks in the squared circle, no matter how hokey his character gets.

James Girouard: Yes, John Cena is awkward and clumsy in the ring. His matches are wickedly overbooked and he's made to look like a superman beyond all bounds of reason. But at the end of the year, when you start thinking of the best matches in 2015, guess what? Cena's in a good chunk of them. And you can argue that he's getting carried by better workers or that the booking makes him look stronger than he is, but at the end of the day the sheer output of great matches from Cena makes him an easy top-three choice for me.

Rene Sanchez: John Cena does not have to do what he does in the ring. By all means, Cena can just rest on his laurels and phone in every match that he has, but instead Cena takes a crazy amount of German Suplexes in an elongated squash match, or he wrestles in cages, or he goes through tables. Cena always steps up his game when the opposition calls for it and that should be commended. There is a lot that can be said to throw shade at Cena, but his effort in the ring can never be questioned. He is an extremely good in ring performer.

Joshua Browns: I'm not a huge fan, but there aren't a lot of guys in wrestling you can count on more to deliver a good match in a big situation. There also isn't another legitimate top guy, maybe ever, in wrestling who would have put another guy over the way Cena put Lesnar over last August.

Joey Splashwater: Let's stop pretending John Cena isn't a great pro wrestler. I enjoy his in ring work more than any other facet of him despite the popular criticism to be "he works hard and is a nice guy but he's not that good and I'm tired of him." I actually think he comes off as an ass kissing goof but the man has great matches and I'm definitely not tired of them.

Cena once again gave many new wrestlers their best WWE matches including Cesaro, Bray Wyatt and Luke Harper. The guy hits home runs and is consistent as can be. John Cena is the standard and you find out who can truly hang in WWE by seeing who takes advantage of being in a match with him.

Bill DiFilippo: Sure, John Cena is lame as all hell, but when he puts on his workin’ jorts, he’s still capable of having great matches with most people.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
12. Brock Lesnar
Points: 4850
Ballots: 59
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Brandon Stroud, John Rosenberger, Bill Hanstock, Dan Vecellio)
Last Year's Placement: 26th Place

Rene Sanchez: I do not like workers who take a ton of time between moves in the ring. I find it laborious to watch and sometimes I can even mistake the work as lazy. Brock Lesnar is the exception to this for me because those moves that he performs every-so-often are incredible feats that make people jump out of their seats. Every Lesnar move seems to require a few moments afterward for everyone to process what in the hell just happened. There is no one that can throw people better than Lesnar can right now and sometimes that is enough when considering someone’s in ring performance.

Joshua Browns: He's really only here on the back of two matches (the Mania match with Taker really hurts his case, but I'm choosing to ignore it because Taker got hurt so early in the match). That said, Lesnar brings a level of believability and credibility in the ring that nobody else can. I could easily put him in the top 10 based on his SummerSlam match with Cena alone.

Brandon Spears: Realistically, Brock Lesnar shouldn't make anybody's list based off the criteria. He had four total matches and only one of them could be classified higher than "average." But what a match. SummerSlam's main event was unlike anything I have seen in a WWE ring in some time, with Lesnar's complete and utter decimation of John Cena something I didn't think was possible. And this was in the same calendar year where The Undertaker's streak came to an end, also by Lesnar. After being back in WWE for over two years, 2014 finally showed us just how much different Lesnar is than the rest of the main roster. The atmosphere his in ring work brings simply cannot be denied.

Ryan Foster: I know this may shock many, but in addition to being a pro wrestling fan, I once dabbled a bit in Dungeons and Dragons. In the D-and-D world, there is a monster called a Tarrasque, which is the most horrifying, un-killable monster that can be encountered. The story is that the Tarrasque sleeps for years, then occasionally awakens to kill, eat, and basically terrorize everyone in its path until it returns to its slumber. Brock Lesnar both behaves and performs in this exact manner. He is content to wait on the sidelines until he decides there is something he wants, be it a title, vengeance, or an unconquerable streak. Then he returns, gets what he wants, destroys everyone he encounters, and eventually returns to hibernation. There’s nothing else like him in wrestling and it’s so, so good. Bizarre that WWE could have gotten so much wrong in 2014 and one thing so, so right.

Joey O: Brock obviously only had a handful of matches in 2014 (and his one match so far in 2015 was probably better than all of them) but I voted him this high almost entirely based on that Summerslam massacre of John Cena. I'm not a "Cena Sucks!" guy, it was just such an unstoppable, unforgettable performance...an onslaught of offense you'd never expect to see and probably never will again. SUPLEX REPEAT

Nick Ahlhelm: I think Lesnar is way too low on this list personally. He may have only spent about an hour in the ring in 2014, but Lesnar did nothing but shine in his WWE 2014 run. Everyone of his matches showed him as a dominant force and an unrelenting foe. His toughness showed as he ended the Undertaker’s WrestleMania streak and absolutely destroyed John Cena in a Summerslam main event that could only be called a squash. He had a top 10 year without a doubt in my opinion and I personally ranked him as the second best wrestler in the United States. And with an epic Royal Rumble match already behind him, 2015 should continue to showcase his talents well if he chooses to stay with WWE.

Bill DiFilippo: I put Brock Lesnar in my top-10 because if I didn’t he would rip out my liver and eat it (and also because he rules, even if he only wrestles between contract negotiations with Dana White).

Brandon Kyla: Nobody made more out of less screen time this year than Brock did. He destroyed everything in his way, presumably leading to his inevitable doom. It’s not often that I second guess my own second guessing but despite my own protestation, Lesnar ending Undertaker’s streak at ‘Mania proved to be one of the best first chapters in a story I’ve seen in a while.

Bill Hanstock: Brock Lesnar is a force of nature. He's the only man in pro wrestling right now who truly transcends the medium. Every time he steps in the ring, it's exciting and unpredictable. With Zayn, Rollins, et al, you know you're almost certainly going to get a spectacular performance. Lesnar takes that same expectation and augments it by being a legitimate deity of ass-whupping. When a 2014-2015 Brock Lesnar match rolls around, you're expecting a hurricane. You just don't know if it's the kind of hurricane that's going to drive a fencepost through a cow, or the kind of hurricane that's going to send Florida down into the ocean to join Lemuria and Atlantis. There's a lot of variance there, but it's all fantastic and as exciting as hell.

Right now, Ronda Rousey is probably the most exciting single entity in all of sports. When one of her matches is coming up, you're tingling with anticipation of her tearing some foolish opponent's arm off, while at the same time being absolutely terrified at the prospect of her losing a match. Brock Lesnar is the closest pro wrestling comes to touching that anticipation and excitement in the year of our lord (our lord being Brock Lesnar) 2015. Sami Zayn, Cesaro, Seth Rollins, Daniel Bryan, Shinsuke Nakamura, Luke Harper, et al are the best wrestlers in the world. Brock Lesnar is on a higher plane of existence. He has transcended being a pro wrestler and is simply BROCK LESNAR, all caps.

I hope he signs a lifetime contract with the WWE and wrestles three matches a year, forever. I'll love every single one of them.

Martin Bentley: No-one else even gets considered on the back of only wrestling four matches, two of them being complete duds, but Brock Lesnar is not "other people". He has the presence and aura that no-one else except possibly Kevin Owens has, and even he's at a much lower level than Brock. His matches are considered big deals, and must-see appointments. He changed the game of main events with his 15 minute mauling of John Cena at SummerSlam. He did the unthinkable of ending The Streak, and manage to mask the fact that the match with The Undertaker absolutely sucked, mainly due to a Taker concussion. Brock Lesnar plays by his own rules, and professional wrestling these days would be a far poorer industry without him.

Dan Vecellio: BORK is far past the days of performing shooting star presses in the ring. He'll throw you around, beat you down and laugh a lot. But that's all he needs to do.

I put Lesnar at #1 in my ballot because I believe he has the highest entertainment-to-moveset ratio in wrestling at the moment. His offense really only consists of German suplexes, the F5, elbows and fist to the face and the occasional Kimura. And yet, he can tell a great story based on his limited, yet powerful offense combined with being one of the most underrated sellers in the business. When he goes on the offensive, it absolutely feels like he can't be contained until he allows his opponent to flip the script. His look of legitimate shock when he beat the Undertaker was storytelling at its best, even if the match didn't live up to expectations. His utter dominance of Cena at SummerSlam was laid-out and methodical. Eating an AA in the first minute at Night of Champions and making sure to show a more even performance that night showed a definite middle-ground between the extremes at which Brock can tell a story. (And this isn't even considering the announce table bump he took at the 2015 Royal Rumble)

I love the high-flyers. I love the technical wrestling workers. But in 2014, there was no one I loved more than the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE heavyweight champion of the world, Brrrr-ack Lesssneeeerr.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
11. Sasha Banks
Points: 5147
Ballots: 60
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Jeff Stormer)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: If not for the passion of Sami Zayn, Sasha Banks would have been the best worker in not only the greater WWE, but in America. She only had one chance to get a spotlight at a NXT live special, but she knocked that shit out of the park. Week-to-week, she made her bones wrestling in shorter matches, telling stories with less fanfare, and looking damn good doing it. Any time she got in the ring with Bayley, the results were outstanding, and thankfully, they opposed each other plenty of times during the year. She not only made wrestling look easy, maybe a little too easy, but she perhaps did so with the most swagger, panache, confidence. If anyone deserved to be called The Boss, it was Banks.

James Girouard: Charlotte might have the higher ceiling, but right now, Sasha Banks is the best female in-ring performer in WWE. She has believable offense, is a terrific seller, and rarely seems out of position during a match.

Jeff Stormer: 2014 was the year of the NXT Women's Division. And despite not being the champion in 2014, and being surrounded by a group of outstanding talents, Sasha Banks was the glue of that division. What really sealed that for me was not that Sasha Banks wrestled well in the ring (which she did), or that she played her character well in the ring (which she did), or even that she made her opponents look good in the ring (which, you get the idea). For me, it's that Sasha Banks made her opponents look like better versions of themselves.

Sasha Banks possesses an incredible ability to adjust the dials of her character on the fly to perfectly match the person she was fighting, while still remaining grounded in her own character--that scrappy submission specialist with a chip on shoulder. Against Charlotte, her selling, cowardice, and often desperate facial expressions were always on display, making the Women's Champion look like a proper conquering monster. Against Bayley, she was fabulously cruel and overconfident, unleashing running slaps and taunts and making Bayley's comeback perfectly earned. And against Alexa Bliss, she was stiff, brutal, and unforgiving, seemingly gaining a foot of height.

It's said a wrestler is only as good as their opponents--and that's why Sasha Banks was my #1 wrestler of the year. Because no matter who she wrestled, she was the best possible opponent.

Kevin Held: Might be the closest we ever get to "Lady Nakamura" without that being her calling card. That is a wonderful thing. She's got a stellar character, stellar ring work, stellar look; in short, she has IT.

Joshua Browns: Hopefully at some point in the future, we'll be talking about how 2015 was the year that women's wrestling started really happening, at least on WWE television. And if that's the case, Sasha Banks will be one of the leaders of that movement.

Brandon Spears: For my money, NXT was the best show of 2014 in terms of in-ring work, with Sasha Banks being the runner up MVP second only to Sami Zayn. That says a lot. There wasn't a more improved wrestler in 2014 and Sasha showed that in leaps and bounds every week. Sasha is a performer with ten times the charisma of most men and women on the main roster and I would be so excited to see what she could do on RAW if I weren't so nervous about her being relegated to "lumberjill" matches and tag team matches that last no more than thirty seconds. But if there's anybody whose charisma and presence in the ring that could survive those situations, it's The Boss.

Ryan Foster: 2014 saw the emergence of four tremendously promising female wrestlers in NXT, and none more so than Sasha Banks. Banks has perfectly melded character and in-ring style into a fully realized heel willing to cut corners but fully capable of winning on her abilities alone. While Charlotte carried the gold for much of 2014, it was her foil Sasha who was most responsible for building the NXT women’s division into one of the most fascinating and can’t-miss wrestling experiences of the year. Banks’s future stardom is assured – it rests with the WWE brass to decide whether it will happen in the ring or on a reality show.

Luke Starr: Despite all the love Sasha Banks gets, I wonder how many people truly realize how much she’s grown over the past few years, and even from January to December in 2014 alone. She’s as good at selling as she ever was, she’s even better at allowing her offense to register with the crowd than she was the year prior, and her ability to transition from move to move and even adjust her pace to emphasize her opponent’s style is as good as anyone I’ve seen in quite awhile. Is my ranking too high for the NXT Women’s Champ? Only if you haven’t been paying attention.

Brandon Bosh: For much of 2014, Sasha Banks was NXT’s version of Mindy Kaling in that American Express commercial, ignored and slighted until she started to wonder if she might actually be invisible. Make no mistake: Sasha was constantly overlooked, both by casual wrestling fans and by the devout audience of Full Sail Arena (“Sasha’s Ratchet” chants notwithstanding). She worked twice as hard for a fraction of the credit, while NXT fans lavished praise upon a series of more obvious standouts: Paige, Emma, Bayley, Natalya, and especially Charlotte. Sasha’s Sisyphean struggle for validation lent an air of truthfulness to her character’s crippling insecurity: she claimed to be “The Boss”, but no one wanted to listen. Finally, after paying her dues as Summer Rae’s flunky and Bayley’s favorite suplex recipient, Sasha earned a Women’s Championship match against Charlotte at NXT Takeover: R-Evolution. Despite coming up short in her title bid, she seized the brass ring with both hands and never looked back.

In hindsight, it’s baffling to think that Sasha Banks went largely unrecognized last year. To be sure, she didn’t officially arrive until the exact moment she busted out a tope at R-Evolution, but her fundamentals were impeccable long before that. For instance, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to declare Sasha one of the top three submission specialists in all of WWE. There’s an effortless fluidity to her application of various holds, all of them legitimately painful-looking, as a fitting precursor to her stellar combo finisher. It also wouldn’t be much of a stretch to claim that, pound for pound, Sasha has the most convincingly physical offense in WWE, which is virtually unheard of from a 5’5” featherweight with a prototypical Diva physique.

Still, Sasha’s greatest attribute isn’t her technical prowess, her striking acumen, or her indie pedigree; instead, it’s her steadfast dedication to embodying Sasha Banks every single moment she’s onscreen. So many WWE performers have been trained (or re-trained) to pantomime the exact same match on every show, with no freedom to engage the crowd or improvise with their opponent. Sasha, meanwhile, always manages to supplement every match with a handful of superb character beats, whether she’s imploring Charlotte to submit or mocking Bayley’s inflatable tube men. Between her athletic excellence and her unwavering commitment to her alter ego, Sasha Banks was one of the most well-rounded performers in WWE last year – and the really scary thing is that she’s improved dramatically since then.

Nick Ahlhelm: Sasha was the best female wrestler in the United States in 2014. While we watched the evolution of Charlotte and Paige into great stars, Sasha started out the year strong and only looked better and better as she continued through the year. Her feud with Charlotte may not have brought her many wins before the calendar turned to 2015, but their matches were always epic. With her continued growth as a great mat grappler, Sasha will only get better as she moves through 2015 and towards a call up to the main roster.

Mike Pankowski: I don’t think I enjoyed a wrestler showing off their in-ring character into their work more than The Boss. They should be showing all the people in the Performance Center tapes of her matches while saying “Act like that when in the ring”. Sasha’s moveset has also grown well this year. While she doesn’t always get the attention Charlotte does, she is equally as important in growing the NXT women’s division.

Brad Canze: A true story about me is my eyes well up with tears every time I hear the intro to Sasha Banks' theme music. I've watched her grow from a tertiary, no-story, do-nothing-but-be-there wrestler into THE BOSS, a fully formed, fully fabulous, technically proficient whiz in the ring who can go with anybody. And something about that music makes me well up with pride, like I'm part of her success. I think that is an important part of a popular wrestler that we can't always pinpoint. People who love Daniel Bryan feel like when he succeeds, they succeed. Same with Sami Zayn. Eddie Guerrero was the same way. And that's how I feel about Sasha Banks.

Martin Bentley: The Boss went from someone who merely aspired to be one to actually being one over the course of the year. Banks moved from being Charlotte's sidekick to being on-par with Mr. Flair's Baby Girl in-ring, whilst also displaying a vicious streak, and continually having great matches with Bayley. Banks may in fact be the WWE's most complete female worker already, and it's only a matter of time before the wider world takes notice of it.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
10. Dolph Ziggler
Points: 5171
Ballots: 62
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Rene Sanchez)
Last Year's Placement: 13th Place

TH: Ziggler made some hay in 2014 after calls for him getting pushed were finally answered. He was able to have some incredible matches over the Intercontinental Championship with a variety of opponents. He also scaled back his turbo-bumping and was able to compensate in other areas.

Rene Sanchez: I’m a homer for Dolph Ziggler. Ziggler is my Seahawks, my Ducks, my Trail Blazers, basically he’s my guy and I always root for him. There is a reason why I care so much about his success and it comes back to what he does in the ring. Everyone knows about the “Ziggler Scale” and everyone loves how Ziggler can go lifeless in the ring when selling a move and it’s those attributes that created some of the highlights of 2014 for the WWE. The Survivor Series match booking worked because Ziggler is so good at selling and doing what he does best in the ring. The next Pay Per View after that, TLC, was a clunker of an event, but the best match on that night was a Ladder Match between Ziggler and Luke Harper. All Ziggler does is continually execute great matches on big stages and that is why he is my favorite and a deserving entry on the TWB 100.

Joshua Browns: How is this guy not a star already? Best bumps in the business, a great look, solid work from bell-to-bell every night. I think Ziggler is a better finish away from being a huge star.

Mike Pankowski: It can be a little over the top at times, but I love Ziggler selling every move like it hurts. That guy flops around like 100 European soccer players in the ring and does so like it’s no big deal. He looks like he has been through a war after any big match. And he rises to the occasion with outstanding performances in those big events, like in the main event at Survivor Series.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
9. Charlotte
Points: 5222
Ballots: 65
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: For someone who was still awkward in the ring up until her breakout match, Charlotte becoming one of the elite workers in NXT was the shock of all shocks. Still, she built upon a masterwork of a match against Natalya at the first Takeover, proving each week that it wasn't a fluke until by the end of the year she was poised to seize the world by the shorthairs. She discovered grappling and made it a huge part of her style, and then she absorbed her father's knack for the big moment in matches. She had three showcase matches at the three Takeover events against three different opponents, and all of them were either the best or second best contests on the card. That's impressive.

Joshua Browns: As good as Sasha Banks was in 2014, Charlotte was very nearly as good - and she's still so new. If things ever really "click" for her, watch out. The Giannis Antetokounmpo of wrestling.

Ryan Foster: One of the biggest stories of 2014 is the amount of prestige and anticipation developed around Women’s Championship matches in NXT, the likes of which have never been seen on the main roster, and Charlotte was the one to bear the title to these heights. Charlotte's match with Natalya at NXT Takeover was a revelation, as Charlotte proved her ability to make a match seem truly important purely through her performance between the ropes. She has kept the pace ever since, and no other wrestler in in NXT - perhaps even in WWE proper - has delivered as consistently.

Brandon Bosh: It’s hard to believe, but when Charlotte first won the NXT Women’s Championship at the inaugural Takeover special, she received virtually no credit for her effort. Instead, the prevailing narrative dictated that Natalya finally got a chance to shine as a technical wizard, essentially carrying the Nature Boy’s green-but-promising daughter to a Match of the Year candidate. To be fair, Charlotte isn’t quite a complete performer yet; she’s only been a pro for a couple of years, and she occasionally forgets to play the proverbial “music between the notes” when transitioning from one move to another. Still, on a purely athletic basis, Charlotte has pretty clearly eclipsed every woman wrestler in WWE and possibly in North America.

If Sasha Banks was the brains of the NXT women’s revolution and Bayley was the heart, then Charlotte was unquestionably the muscle. Just look at some of the moves that she introduced to mainstream women’s wrestling: gorgeous swinging neckbreakers, surprisingly believable spears, Alex Shelley’s old “skullfucker” thing, and a picture-perfect moonsault (complete with a moonsault-to-somersault variation seemingly inspired by kingshit high-flyer and recent New Japan Cup winner Kota Ibushi) – and that’s to say nothing of her bridged Figure 4, which probably elicited a few gasps the first time she unveiled it. So impressive was Charlotte’s offensive arsenal that it even managed to erase the memory of her lousy finisher and its equally lousy original name. So, yes – Charlotte tapped into her familial talent pool at a prodigious and slightly alarming rate. If anything, her improvement was so rapid that wrestling pundits initially failed to comprehend it (see above). For most WWE performers, a title like “Genetically Superior” would sound forced and stilted. In Charlotte’s case, it’s just the truth.

Nick Ahlhelm: No one in wrestling shows off their good genetics the way Charlotte does. She started 2014 still rather green in the ring, but by the time she faced Natalya at NXT Takeover in May, that had changed. She looked crisp and clean in that contest and as her reign as NXT Women’s Champion continued, she only continued to cement her place as the future face of the Divas division. Few folks had as good a 2014 as Charlotte did and no one showed a growth of talent nearly as fast as she did.

Martin Bentley: Until Sami Zayn and Adrian Neville produced their magic in December, the best WWE singles match of 2014 featured Charlotte, the daughter of Ric Flair who had only been wrestling for a couple of years, and isn't close to reaching her full capabilities. But quite simply, only Kurt Angle in the last 20 years has taken to professional wrestling as quickly as Charlotte. She proved this later in the year by matching her Natalya bout with the R-Evolution battle with Sasha Banks, which is more incredible given Banks' experience level in comparison with Natalya. Her RAW appearance showed the fears of how the main roster will treat her, but Charlotte has shown that quality will shine through in the end.

TJ Hawke: I definitely agree with Charlotte's critics that have written about her distinct in-ring deficiencies. However, in her three NXT Special matches, she produced three unique matches that were some of the most interesting matches on WWE programming all year. Were circumstances in her favor? Absolutely. She still had to deliver though, and I think she did just that.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
8. Rusev
Points: 5229
Ballots: 61
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Angelo Castillo, Tanner Teat)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Rusev came onto the main roster after Mania, and he immediately started turning in solid performances in the ring, even when put against inferior competition like Jack Swagger. Even starting at a high level, he kept improving until he became one of the surest things on WWE free television by the end of the year.

Joshua Browns: I love his style, and I think he works pretty well with just about anybody. They should have let him feud with Big E longer, as I thought those matches were more entertaining than anything else he did all year.

Brandon Spears: It continues to amaze me that Rusev could still be considered a relative newcomer, because he just gets it. If I was an NFL mock draft expert I would say that Rusev has "all the intangibles." The pacing of his matches (whether it's a squash or one that lasts more than five minutes) is incredible and I don't think I'll ever get sick of watching his matches.

Joey Splashwater: Knowing how WWE developmental has been inept at developing new talent that wasn't made in ROH or PWG, I had little to no hope for Rusev, especially given the gimmick but how wrong I was. I took note of Rusev when he had a great match vs. Big E on PPV that completely surpassed my expectations.

Rusev even went on to get the best out of Jack Swagger to the point where fans believed in Swagger. Yes, that may be due to a USA vs. the world gimmick but I think you have to excel in the ring to get enough respect where fans care to give a response to your heel work yet boo your ass out of the building and cheer for the comeback of a less credible wrestler.

Ryan Foster: RUSEV MACHKA! No WWE wrester emerged faster or stronger in 2014 than Rusev. While those of us who expected a musclebound stiff in the Ryback mold can be forgiven, it also didn’t take long to be proven completely off the mark. Rusev’s style is a bit of a throwback for modern WWE terms, which has worked greatly to his advantage as it allows him to stand out in a company that has moved increasingly towards monolithic, generic TV matches. Rusev has refused to conform, and as a result even his less successful matches maintained my interest. Time will tell whether Rusev can continue to thrive without the win streak or, perhaps eventually, without Lana, one of the more brilliant seconds in wrestling today. But I would bet on it.

Joey O: I didn't really dig Rusev in NXT but once he got going on the main roster, he CRUSHED, as an impressive brawler who could really move in the ring. Bonus points for wrestling barefoot, because *ouch*!

Brandon Bosh: If I might attempt an awkward analogy, Rusev is this year’s Sheamus. In other words, he’s a vastly improved, widely underrated performer who could fall through the cracks in a year-end vote solely because of his onscreen presentation. Granted, as gimmicks go, “1980s Russian heel” is still far more endearing than Sheamus’s distinct brand of smirking, boorish jackassery, but it’s not terribly original, either. Happily, even when Rusev’s character remained indebted to Cold War-era cheap heat, his work as a professional wrestler in 2014 was nearly unrivaled.

Delivering on the promise of his brief NXT tenure, Rusev performed a series of small miracles last year, not least of which was his dogged determination to work numerous three-star matches with Jack Swagger long after their feud had lost its novelty. Rusev proved his athletic superiority with a stunning combination of strength, speed, and agility, but his greatest asset was something rarer: a willingness to appear vulnerable, to nurse targeted body parts as if they were actually injured. By selflessly selling his opponents’ offense, Rusev set an example that his latest all-American rival, John Cena, should take to heart. It’s weirdly ironic that WWE’s most recognizably human performer in 2014 was an unstoppable Soviet supersoldier, but there you have it.

Nick Ahlhelm: When Rusev first debuted at the Royal Rumble, I wrote him off as just another one note big guy. But by the time he faced Big E at Payback, I was coming around on him. Rusev sold incredibly well and had a lot more in his repertoire than a few punches and kicks. As his pro-Russia anti-America screed continued through the year, he faced down Jack Swagger, Mark Henry and Big Show in some great matches, even when his foe was even bigger than he was. He beat Sheamus to win the US title and has since cemented himself as a dominant champion. The undefeated Russian now seems almost hampered by his undefeated gimmick. Rusev has only more room to grow as WWE develops him more and more.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
7. Luke Harper
Points: 5233
Ballots: 64
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Devon Hales, Francis Adu)
Last Year's Placement: 15th Place

TH: Luke Harper, despite the lack of sustained push (which really, could be said for any WWE superstar save a few), got plenty of opportunities to rake in the ring, and he made the most of them. He was the strongest competitor on his team during the Wyatt Family's feud with The Shield, and he and Erick Rowan going against the Usos helped keep WWE's match quality afloat in the summer time. By the end of the year, he was engaging in brutal singles brawls, including an unusually violent-for-WWE ladder match against Dolph Ziggler at TLC, which helped cement his case as one of the best, if not the best worker on the main roster. He showed the entire package, from timing and pacing to the extra pinch of special that his wild eyed glare can give to a wrestling match.

Joey Splashwater: The most underrated wrestler in WWE. Whether in tag, trios or singles action, Luke Harper always performed at a high level. I wish I could recall each match individually but I just remember him having a slew of great ones on RAW for a good few months. Harper did great work with John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, the Usos, The Shield and many more. Please give this man more opportunities.

Chris McDonald: I love this guy. And in my bizarro fantasy bookings, I can totally see him as WWE Champion as a …. face! Harper plays the big bad scary heel but I truly believe that he can take it to the next level as a face. Plus the fact that he can do a superkick while wearing those jeans always amazes me. Long live Harper!

Photo Credit: WWE.com
6. Dean Ambrose
Points: 5499
Ballots: 64
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Willow Maclay, Joe Drilling)
Last Year's Placement: 6th Place

TH: It's telling that the only guy in The Shield who didn't regress in the ring after the group broke up was Ambrose. He continued to be as strong in singles matches as he did as the wild card element within trios matches. Without his spark taking the Wyatt matches to the next level, they would not have garnered as much critical acclaim. His insanity was a superb counterweight to Randy Orton's slithery sneakiness in the Evolution matches. And even though nearly all of his singles matches were plagued with asinine finishes, he did his best to make them all work, from the ridiculous (exploding TVs or shoving pumpkins on his opponents' heads) to the sublime (taking the curb stomp on "cinder blocks").

James Girouard: While I think Dean Ambrose - the character - is overrated at times, Dean Ambrose - the worker - is vastly underrated. His lumberjack and HIAC matches with Seth Rollins were out-and-out spectacles, and he did yeoman's work in elevating his matches with Bray Wyatt to something more than traditional WWE upper mid-card fare. Ambrose is one of those rare guys in WWE that captures your attention in and out of the ring, and that's a good thing.

Brandon Spears: Books could be written about how The Shield was one the greatest stables in WWE history, and let's face, there probably will be. And while their breakup was probably poorly timed, I think it's safe to say that everyone was excited about what each member's future would hold as singles competitors. It was so much fun seeing Ambrose continue to channel the unhinged nature of Roddy Piper and Brian Pillman while still getting the fans behind him in a big way.

Joey O: For the majority of 2014, Dean Ambrose was on fire - one of the most believable motivations in the WWE in ages was how much Ambrose loathed Seth Rollins for destroying The Shield and wanting to ruin his life in return. From The Shield's final run of glory in the first third of the year, to his high-energy feud with Rollins..right up until that silly monitor blew up in his face, Ambrose was a true high point of WWE TV.

Brandon Bosh: In the 2013 edition of the TWB 100, I declared Dean Ambrose a volatile, unpredictable presence who instilled his matches with a very necessary sense of real danger and chaos. I stand by some of those claims, but in 2014 it became clear that Ambrose isn’t a caustic agent of verisimilitude, a la Brock Lesnar. That title belonged to Jon Moxley, he of the "Explicit Violence" trunks and the backyard garbage bloodfests. Ambrose, by contrast, is the safest, most reliable wrestler in the world – and that’s exactly what makes him so valuable.

If Lesnar thinks wrestling is real, Dean Ambrose undoubtedly knows that it’s total bullshit. That doesn’t mean it can’t be wildly entertaining, though, as some of Ambrose’s best matches in 2014 were almost entirely smoke and mirrors. Just look at his memorable and somewhat miraculous lumberjack match against his arch-nemesis, Seth Rollins. On the Venn diagram of sports and entertainment, this match leaned heavily into the latter category; the lumberjacks served as the collaborators, the extras, while Ambrose was the actor and stuntman rolled into one. Moreover, Ambrose’s 2014 moveset seldom relied on actual wrestling maneuvers; instead, it consisted largely of rapid flurries of inchoate strikes, or repeated running dives off of progressively higher platforms. Ambrose is a ball of kinetic energy, but that energy is always expertly contained (think of Michael Cole’s “controlled chaos” cliche, but in shoot terms). Through sheer work ethic, he can make virtually any match or storyline entertaining, and in 2014 WWE gave him plenty of both that could’ve been disastrous for a lesser talent. In a way, Ambrose has realized the platonic ideal of a WWE match: a wild, uncontrollable brawl that is perfectly modulated and choreographed; a shocking display of wanton violence in which everyone escapes unharmed. Wrestling is SUPPOSED to be fake, you guys. That’s the best thing about it.

Joe Drilling: As a guy who does a podcast that is a week-by-week look at the Monday Night Wars Era of professional wrestling, I tend to look at everything through that filter. Some people I know sort of likened Dean Ambrose to Stone Cold. I’d love to see him reach those kinds of heights, but I don’t see that. If anything, as weird as it is, Daniel Bryan is the closest we have to a Stone Cold right now.
Dean Ambrose actually fits pretty well into the Owen Hart role of that era. Immediately after Bret left WWF/E, Owen began showing up unbidden on Raw to pummel DX, then disappear. He was viewed as unstable, but justified. Driven to the brink by the treatment of his brother and Jim Neidhart (who teased joined DX, before Chyna dick punched him and they sent him off of Raw with a sign on his back that said “WCW”).

Dean doesn’t have quite that set up, but following his betrayal at the hands of Seth Rollins, he took a similar path, and the matches that resulted were fantastic. I mean, his work in the Shield was great, too, and I find it interesting that he was positioned as the standout singles star (having an extended US Title run as a Shield member while Mr. Money in the Bank and one half of the WrestleMania main event had the tag titles).

The first half of the year (almost exactly) saw him in the Shield and having some show stealing matches. The Shield vs. The Wyatt Family all-heel six man clusterfuckstravaganza at Elimination Chamber was amazing, just as a for example. In the back half of the year, he feuded heavily with former Shield-mate, Seth Rollins and they had some instant classics. The reason for this is certainly partially to Rollins’ credit, but Ambrose is really good.

Ambrose is good for two main reasons. The first is, he commits to his character, be that a cunning member (leader?) of The Shield or a lone wolf being pushed to his breaking point. Those characters don’t just go away when the bell rings. His actions during matches communicate those characters to the audience. Which brings us to point two, he can tell a story.

Dean Ambrose matches are almost always airtight narratives. There is a reason for every move, he doesn’t do moves just for the sake of doing them. Everything serves the story he and his opponent(s) want to tell, and in 2014, with a largely absentee world champion, he got the chance to tell long stories in interesting matches. That is why Dean Ambrose was my pick for best wrestler of 2014.

Tomorrow, fifth place finds a NXT standout.

The 2015 TWB Tournament of Champions, Second Round: WWE Region

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The main event of SummerSlam '98 is revisited in the TOC!
Photo Credit: WWE.com
The second round is finally upon the voting populace, and it will start back at the WWE region. But first, the final first round winners from the WCW region are Lex Luger (by a single vote!), Goldberg, Sting, and Diamond Dallas Page. Now, before heading back to the WWE region, the updated bracket can be found here:


And now, the matches:

1. Hulk Hogan vs. 9. Bret Hart, TALE OF THE TAPE II
HOGAN - 300 lbs, from Venice Beach, CA, finishing hold - Atomic Leg Drop, 24-inch pythons

HART - 234 lbs, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, finishing hold - Sharpshooter, the Excellence of Execution




4. Randy Savage vs. 12. CM Punk, TALE OF THE TAPE II
SAVAGE - 237 lbs., from from Sarasota, FL, finishing hold - Flying Elbow Drop, only ever lost titles to Hulk Hogan or Ric Flair

PUNK - 218 lbs., from Chicago, IL, finishing hold - Go to Sleep/Anaconda Vice/Pepsi Plunge, Voice of the Voiceless




14. Brock Lesnar vs. 6. Mick Foley, TALE OF THE TAPE II
LESNAR - 286 lbs., from Minneapolis, MN, finishing hold - F5, The Beast Incarnate

FOLEY - 287 lbs., from Truth or Consequences, NM, finishing hold - the Mandible Claw/Double Arm DDT, Mama Foley's Baby Boy




2. Steve Austin vs. 10. Undertaker, TALE OF THE TAPE II
AUSTIN - 252 lbs., from Victoria, TX, finishing hold - Stone Cold Stunner, the Texas Rattlesnake

UNDERTAKER - 299 lbs., from Death Valley, finishing hold - Tombstone/Last Ride/Hell's Gate, The Dead Man




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I Listen So You Don't Have To: The B.S. Report with Hulk Hogan

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Simmons sat down with the Hulkster this week on his podcast
Screen Grab via the video version of the podcast
If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: The B.S. Report
Episode: March 23, 2015
Run Time: 46:37
Guest: Hulk Hogan

Summary: Bill Simmons had Hulk Hogan in the Grantland studio Monday afternoon before both men appeared on the final RAW before WrestleMania. They start by talking about the early 1908s and Rocky III, Hogan explains his time in Japan and eventual return in Madison Square Garden. That leads to a look at Hogan’s favorite crowd moments. They remember the Mega-Powers explosion, and Hogan remembers some of his favorite opponents, including Andre the Giant. There’s a condensed look at his movie career and WCW run and the chat ends with a look at the dynamics of Hogan’s WrestleMania X-8 match with The Rock.

Quote of the week: Hogan, on Savage: “He was that intense in everything he did. Whether it was working out or riding Jet-Skis, that was him, man. And that’s what I dug about him — and not just being the guy trying to make the money, but let’s talk business first. You wanna make some money with somebody? He’s the guy. Because he lived that gimmick. I mean 24 hours a day. There was none of this stuff where ‘OK, I’m Doink the Clown during the day and at night I’m Terry Bollea’ or ‘I’m Brutus Beefcake during the day and at night I’m Eddie Leslie’ or ‘During the day I carry a snake around, but then at night I don’t.’ He was the Macho Man 24 hours a day. There were no holes in his boat, man. He drew nothing but money.”

Why you should listen: Say what you will about Simmons as a wrestling fan in 2015, but the guy was a teenager in Connecticut when Hogan returned to the WWF, beat the Iron Sheik and headlined the first WrestleMania. It’s obvious he paid as much attention to wrestling back then as he does basketball today, and the conceit of showing Hogan old clips to get his reaction — when Hogan clearly hasn’t watched some of them in 30 years — was inspired. It’s a brief chat heavy on nostalgia, and near as I can tell it’s free of Hogan’s legendary “misremembering” of certain key facts. A few times he even defers credit away from himself toward Vince McMahon.

Why you should skip it: OK, you’re not actually going to learn anything new (although Simmons was stunned to hear about Hogan tearing his biceps in the Andre match). And maybe you’ll get mad when Simmons says Orton instead of Orndorff. If you’re staunchly anti-Simmons or anti-Hogan (and there’s plenty in both camps), feel free to take a pass.

Final thoughts: I almost never watch Simmons’ podcast on YouTube because I prefer to listen at 2x. But I did go back and revisit a couple of segments on the video version and was really impressed. Cutting in the actual video was a great touch, and as someone who’s been paying attention to Hogan for nearly 30 years myself, it was interesting to read his facial expressions and see what appeared to be a few genuine moments. Simmons proved his credibility to Hogan, which allowed the latter to relax a little and let down some of the working façade. It’s still not much more than fanboy fawning, but hey, it’s Hulk Hogan. Like I wouldn’t do exactly the same thing?

Best Coast Bias: Survive And Advance

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Just a family man doin' the best he can
Photo Credit: WWE.com
In the middle of NXT history being made, with Finn Bâlor pushing NXT Champion Kevin Owens to his limits and beyond in a four-segment main event, the Full Sailors chanted "Better Than RAW" as they are wont to do from time to time.

Luckily for WWE brass that they put this on as the last match in NXT's March 2015 and not, say, the third or fourth in their April 2015 lest they would've inspired Better Than WrestleMania chants. That still remains to be seen, however. What's known is this: outside of a few plot advancing segments in the back and quite a few replays, this was a two-match show; both Kevin Owens and Finn Bálor had the backs to carry it forward into appointment television.

Both men got pre-match chatter in before video packages showcasing their talents, but these four things were most notable for Owens wanting the more demonic/warpainted iteration of Finn and a terse Bálor saying he didn't need it to beat the Champ before coming out for his first NXT title shot without it but still with the full-throated support of the audience. You knew it was going to be good when even before Jojo made the pre-match introductions that both men looked borderline possessed and hate-filled on their respective ways out and that they were getting something in the neighborhood of 25 minutes in which to show off their wares.

Since this is the kind of thing you should be watching instead of reading about, let's just highlight a few things that made this a MOTY nominee and the sort of thing one would automatically ping as rewatchable even while it was going on.

The benefits and detriments of taping in a vacuum. The crowd was lively, to be sure. Considering how much of the match was Owens proving his ring general...ness? hood? with enough chinlocks to choke a horse in addition to the length of it, it could've easily devolved into a snore or the crowd going into business wholly for itself. Yet they were there any time Bá needed a well from which to draw up to rally himself, and outside of a round of sarcastic applause when Owens locked on the final chinlock of the match hewed to a (for them abnormal) traditional alignment of white hat cheering and black hat jeering. That being said, as far into the match as the crowd was, this was February's crowd that got this match at some point, and a lot of NXT's big fight feel comes from the live crowd from their live events seeing spectacular matches and reacting both for ill and for well. It's not like this is the last time the Irish artist formerly known as Prince and the French Canadian Murder Bear are going to ram heads down in Florida, but next time they do they should probably get the benefit of doing it Bill O' style in front of one of the most rabid fan bases in North America.

A lack of color. Having clearly separated Bálor into con and sin war paint occasions, it loomed over the proceedings for the entire show and set up a question or four with regards to the inevitable rematch(es). Could he have beaten Owens with it on considering he was an injured body part away from doing so here? Why would he do it for these important non-title matches but not one for the Big X itself? Was his not doing it his succeeding at winning the mind games war as Corey Graves posited by not letting the champion dictate terms, or did the champion have enough of a gleam in his eye to pull off some Vizziniesque business by letting him think that but knowing that with it on Finn's seemed nigh invulnerable since he arrived? And considering the homicidal look he sported waiting on Owens' arrival and on the way down, does he really need it again until he gets another crack at the belt?

Is Kevin Owens going to make the top 10 of the TWB 100 in 2015? Of course he is, don't be silly. (Ed. Note: If he's not #1, either Sami Zayn, Samoa Joe, or Daniel Bryan made epic pushes, or Owens will have retired/gotten injured. Making that call now.)

Sorry--are both Kevin Owens and Finn Bâlor going to make the top 10 of the TWB in 2015? Interesting. Considering this is the most old-school match to happen in quite some time with regards for the Japanese import it's entirely possible; it's not probably going to end up the signature Finn match of the year but it shows just how damn good he is at milking the crowd's ardor for maximum sympathy. In the beginning he can't even get out of a side headlock to further underscore the size discrepancy between the two, but by the end even with his injured leg that he hurt on a tope con hilo to the floor? When he goes up for the Coup de Grâce there was a palpable moment of something roughly akin to precognitive shock. Maybe they'd somehow managed to keep a secret in 2015 qhwn it came to the pro graps; maybe until Owens recovered, Bálor would get in a quick run with the belt. For a guy who spent about 20 minutes out of 25 getting bieled around, his leg worked over Flair-style, and other indignities that a jerk like KO would (of course) make him suffer when he was on then it was on to paraphrase the Pharcyde.

Don't give away the store, but what was the best part of the match? In the final portion, Owens counters something and turns it into actual jaw-dropping offense. Finn kicks out of this somehow even though it looked like that counter alone was going to do to him what the apron powerbombs did to Sami Zayn and Adrian Neville. It strained credulity, but in a you-almost-can't-spell-Bálor-without-BAMF kind of way.

The rest of the show wasn't that stratospheric, but fortunately it didn't need to be. The Dubstep Cowboys (™ HolzerInc) further drove a potential wedge between the Bridge and Tunnel boys and Carmella by giving her some bling as an apologia for accidentally (?) bumping into her last week, something the former hairdresser noted loudly had never been done by either Enzo Amore or Big Cass. Emma became the biggest villain in the history of the wrestling industry by slapping Bayley in the face when she brought up how good it was to have the support of the NXT fanbase. Slapping Bayley?! What's the matter, Ems, there wasn't an operating wheat thresher around for you to dump a basket of puppies down? Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow.

Moreover, the evening started with another successful title defense for the Boss on this bootleg Night of Champions as she made Alexa Bliss tap out to her signature modified crossface. Bliss showed increasing capabilities and babyface fire even through her slight missteps, and again apparently NXT is the only chapter under Stamford employ to show a good guy or woman who can show frustration and get more aggressive (most notably after a crushing sunset bomb out of the corner that got her closest to the victory) without falling all the way down the well into smacktalk, disparagement, sneering and the like. You know, the things you do when you do it like a Boss. It does seem odd that they've burned through the Charlotte rematch already and with Bliss dispatched and Bayley off to do the Lord's work in setting Emma on fire and roasting marshmallows over her, Sasha Banks is very close to coming off to being a queen in a barren kingdom.

Yet somehow that seems to be more of a slight concern than something to say grace over. Kevin Owens has cleared out everybody in his path, and yet nobody thinks his reign is going to continue on unfettered and without opposition. Banks will line somebody else up in her sights, and KO will find himself with his hands full once he recovers from his surgery. Hell, he had his hands full with this week's title defense, and he survived that however narrowly. It's the fact he absolutely compelled and dominated the screen in doing so that makes NXT that special little oasis in the desert WWE can feel like its making their hardcore fanbase wander through sometimes.

Estonian FARMER Frog? A Chikara Mystery Unfolding, Perhaps

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Did the THunder Frog trade his powerlifter belt for overalls?
Photo Credit: TH
The Estonian Thunder Frog was the breakout superstar of the Wrestling Is family of promotions. Even before they became the horcruxes for Chikara's soul after June 1, 2013, the Thunder Frog spent time building a reputation in those satellite companies to the point where he became their avatar. When the time came for each of those promotions to end in preparation for the rebirth of the master promotion, the Thunder Frog offered his hammer in battle. Regardless of what crowd he wrestled in front of, he endeared himself to each and every fan in the audience. Children looked up to him as a god, and adults reveled in his affable personality and neverending quest for peace and justice. It looked for awhile that the leader of the Baltic Siege would verily become the new avatar for Chikara, or at least take his place with The Colony and Dasher Hatfield and UltraMantis Black.

However, just as soon as he made the main roster, the Frog's thunder was grounded, as he became one of the many who took Deucalion's chokebreaker and floated off into the void, causing several fans and peers to fall into a spiral into a deep swoon, looking for answers and solutions to try and remedy the absence. The end of King of Trios and the main event of the season finale passed without any sign of the reanimated Thunder Frog emerging to help save the day, seemingly confirming rumors that I had heard that the man under the hood had left the wrestling industry for gainful employment that didn't involve risk of bodily harm. While the end of the Internet pay-per-view broadcast of Tomorrow Never Dies included a scene where a "new" Thunder Frog was seemingly found by a stranger who according to the home viewer identified himself as an agricultural scientist and presented to the audience (appropriate since Icarus used his hammer to smite Deucalion and seemingly bring an end to The Flood), no sign of the newly hatched Thunder Tadpole has been sighted.

Until now, that is.

The first heads-up came from With Spandex/Leather staff writer and crustacean mafioso Jessica Hudnall, when she came across a wrestling promotion in Minnesota, appropriately named Minnesota Extreme Wrestling, that was advertising a familiar face with a similar name to the fallen Thunder Frog. The Estonian Farmer Frog, with the same mask and similar gear, only with denim overalls as the outermost layer, was booked for the March 21 show in Waseca, MN. I would link to the post hyping him, but it's been removed. However, the match, against Cody Rice, is on YouTube, and you can watch it here:



The voice seems unmistakable. The in-ring stylings are similar, although I've never known the Thunder Frog to fat-shame anyone, even delusionally big-boned Rick Rude wannabes. Could this new frog actually be the spirit of the Estonian Thunder Frog reborn? I had to find out more information, so I made a few contacts, first to Minnesota Extreme Wrestling via its Facebook page. The promotion's representative didn't seem to know much, only that the Farmer Frog was in town visiting friends, that he never took his mask off during any meetings, and that he may be back at the next show in Waseca on May 23. I also contacted Chikara's owner/booker/auteur/in-character Director of Fun Mike Quackenbush, who replied cryptically to my query "Weird and wonderful as the world of wrestling can be, I have come to understand that there are no such things as coincidences. That’s all I have to say about that."

Secrecy in professional wrestling is not really something new or exciting. I don't know what's afoot here, or what exactly is going on with this new Estonian Farmer Frog. Is he a new man under the hood, reclaiming the mantel? Is he the old Thunder Frog with some sort of amnesia or Dr. Who-style body regeneration? Is he some kind of rogue who found the mask on eBay and is carrying on the gimmick in a manner authorized only by the former mask holder? No one knows for sure except those in the inner circle, and they're not letting on anything. Still, the reemergence of someone wearing the Frog hood has given new hope to a legion of Chikara fans who felt his "death" at the knee of Deucalion the strongest last year. The Baltic Siege right now is in tatters with the Frog and Latvian Proud Oak "dead" and the Lithuanian Snow Troll a housebroken, brainwashed slave currently in the possession of Kevin Condron. As the movie Guardians of the Galaxy taught the world, trees can always be regrown though, but am I getting my hopes up too much to think that the Frog parading around Minnesota is the one who will come back and save the day? As always, the answers will probably unfold during the current Chikara season if they do at all.

The 2014 TWB 100 Slow Release: #5

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The man gravity forgot, but the TWB 100 voters didn't.
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5. Adrian Neville
Points: 5823
Ballots: 69 (nice)
Highest Vote Received: 2nd Place (Joshua Browns, Andrew Smith, Jesse Powell)
Last Year's Placement: 47th Place

TH: Neville struggled as the ace of NXT early on in the year, but he was still decent as he was trying to bound into shape. The second half of his year was much better, which may or may not have had anything to do with working extensively with Sami Zayn. Still, he showed great handle on high spots and worked well as both an out-and-out face or slightly as a heel.

Dave Kincannon: Adrian Neville spent almost ten months as NXT champion, winning it at NXT Takeover: ArRIVAL in February, and losing it to Sami Zayn at Takeover: R Evolution in December. He was the champion who saw NXT through most of its first year with wider exposure, thanks to the WWE Network. Throughout his run, he was featured in fantastic matches, but he really impressed in the Fatal Four Way match between him, Sami Zayn, Tyler Breeze and Tyson Kidd, which was my favorite match of 2014.

Joshua Browns: He's the only person I could reasonably see at the top of this list other than Zayn. Neville has come so far in the last year, it's amazing. Really diversified his portfolio in 2014, letting his newly credible "ground game" shine as a much bigger part of his in-ring work.

Nick Ahlhelm: He will never have the mike skills to ever be an all around performer, but the former PAC is always one of the best in-ring performers on any card he is on. As the NXT champion for most of the year, he put on one great match after another in feuds that ranged from Bo Dallas to Brodus Clay to Tyson Kidd to Sami Zayn. He proved it didn’t matter what size his opponent was, he could make them look good while pulling out impressive wins. And the Red Arrow is and always will be a thing of beauty.

Chris McDonald: One of the strangest looking wrestlers I’ve ever seen and yet everything he does looks so flawless. He can’t be from this planet. He must be from outer-space. I can never get tired of watching him Neville his Red Arrow finishing move. How in the hell does he do it? Also his matches with Sami Zayn this year were classics. Go rewatch the Main Event dark match on YouTube. One of the best of the year.

Brad Canze: A lot of how I feel about Adrian Neville was also how I felt about Ricochet over this last year. He was a guy who's mostly known for flips and dives and cool spots who evolved into a ring general who is a solid-as-a-rock anchor for any match you can put him in. Look back at 2014. Find a bad Adrian Neville match. You can't do it. You can find bad promos but that's not what this list is about. I've seen people throw around "He's your Ricky Steamboat for a future roster" about a few guys, but realistically Neville has a ceiling even in a world of Daniel Bryans, but he can be your workhorse babyface for the next 15 years. Hell, give me a Neville-Breeze feud that goes a full 15 years. I'll watch it.

Martin Bentley: Whilst promos are the most glaring hole in his game, and one that will likely hold him back on the main roster, thankfully in-ring, he's the complete package. He can fly with the best of them, he can grapple on the mat, and he has in-ring psychology down pat. And he carried NXT as champion for the majority of the year. He's also not beyond breaking the rules at times, which proves useful in bigger match situations where honest men will fall flat. This was used to great effect in the rivalry with Sami Zayn, in which both men shone brilliantly.

Tomorrow, last year's number one checks in.

The 2014 TWB 100 Slow Release: #80-#61

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Ciampa stretches Jay Lethal
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The TWB 100 plows on, including a WrestleMania main eventer, the highest-ranking NJPW vistor, and a couple of Lucha Underground standouts.

80. Tommaso Ciampa
Points: 970
Ballots: 16
Highest Vote Received: 12th Place (Nick Ahlhelm)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Nick Ahlhelm: Despite injuries pulling him away from the ring, Tommaso Ciampa made Ring of Honor his own in 2014. While he didn’t have any astounding feuds, he consistently went out and put on some of the best performances during every one of his ROH appearances. His high workrate clearly paid off, as he gradually moved up the card as the year continued. His high point of 2014 might have been his kickoff of the Steen Farewell Tour, but it is hard to argue that in the ring, Tommaso looked ready to main event in just about every battle he fought.

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79. Ryback
Points: 1009
Ballots: 21
Highest Vote Received: 22nd Place (Andrew Hewitt, Samuel DiMascio)
Last Year's Placement: 50th Place

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78. Shinsuke Nakamura
Points: 1011
Ballots: 13
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Brandon Mars)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Kevin Held: If I'd known we could've included Japanese wrestlers, my email would've consisted of NAKAMURA 50 straight times. That said, I'm assuming we're just counting the couple of times he came to the states. And guess what? Based on only a handful of American appearances, dude was still good enough to be placed ahead of people who live and work in the states. Don't buy that? Go watch him against Kevin Steen from the ROH show.

Joshua Browns: Am I basing this on ONE match in North America? Yes. Yes I am. And it was a pretty damned good match, too. Plus, he's Swagsuke.

Brandon Spears: I feel weird putting the King of Strong Style himself so high on my list considering I have only seen one match of his that he had in North America. But like Brock Lesnar, Shinsuke Nakamura has an in-ring charisma that simply cannot be denied, and that match he had against Kevin Steen was just great and a perfect microcosm of what he brings in a ring overseas in Japan.

Brad Canze: If the TWB 100 encompassed all pro wrestling worldwide, Shinsuke Nakamura would have made my top five. The limitation to North American wrestling limits the sample size of 2014 Nakamura matches, to my knowledge, to two, and I still put him at #20. Shinsuke Nakamura rules. If Nakamura-Kevin Steen happened on any other show besides War Of The Worlds, with that batshit bananas reDRagon-Young Bucks match, it would have been the match of the night in a walk. Just keep kneeing people really hard in the head, Swagsuke. Maybe do it in America more this year. Please. I'm begging you.

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77. Jack Swagger
Points: 1012
Ballots: 21
Highest Vote Received: 30th Place (James Girouard, Mike Tunison)
Last Year's Placement: 24th Place

Samuel DiMascio: Here we have Amateur Wrestling Hoss. Starting off the year as a member of REAL AMERICANS, WOO! Their match against Sheamus & Christian was one of those matches early in the year that got you excited for professional wrestling 2014. A sick joke. Swagger mixed it up with the other hosses and I can’t think of all too many times that I felt at all disappointed in those situations. Swagger had these tiny, bite-sized matches with Big E that I dug the heck out of. Really thought there was some good stuff in the Rusev series later in the summer. Maybe not a homerun hitter but he is a good TE on a running team. SPORTS REFERENCES!

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76. Fire Ant
Points: 1048
Ballots: 18
Highest Vote Received: 14th Place (Jeff Stormer)
Last Year's Placement: 81st Place

TH: Fire Ant has been risking himself for the excitement of Chikara crowds for nearly a decade now, and he still finds ways to top what he's done in the past. He's an indispensable member of The Colony, and he works hard in every match. The end of the year saw him add some well-appreciated gravitas to his in-ring work with the stuff at Cibernetico against Soldier Ant.

Dave Kincannon: Fire Ant probably gets overlooked sometimes due to the technical skill that Silver Ant has shown over the past few years, but that is a mistake. Not only is Fire Ant a gifted high flyer who can go on the mat as well, he’s probably one of the most effective wrestlers in the world at playing the “good guy in peril.” It’s amazing to see someone generate so much sympathy and emotion with no facial expressions and very rarely delivering any kind of promo. Fire Ant’s performance in the Colony vs BDK/Soldier Ant match from the Chikara finale was riveting, and if you haven’t seen it, you’re missing out.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
75. Johnny Gargano
Points: 1058
Ballots: 17
Highest Vote Received: 9th Place (Alex Torres)
Last Year's Placement: 28th Place

Dave Kincannon: The Cat’s Pajamas, The Bee's Knees, and the Whole Shebang, All Heart, Johnny Wrestling, a.k.a. Johnny Gargano is not just a man with a lot of nicknames. He’s also a man with a ton of wrestling skill. It doesn’t matter who he’s wrestling, or where, he’s likely to have one of the best matches on the card. In 2014, he had top notch matches with opponents as disparate as Candice LeRae, AJ Styles, Biff Busick and ACH, just to name a few.

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74. Athena
Points: 1073
Ballots: 16
Highest Vote Received: 8th Place (Eamon Paton, Rob Pandola)
Last Year's Placement: 71st Place

TH: Athena came roaring back from injury with a new, George RR Martin-inspired ethic and the same hard-to-the-mat style before she went out. She didn't waste any time getting back to elite levels either. Almost as soon as she returned, she was wrestling in WSU for the chance to be the Champion and putting on matches that demanded a lot out of her and her opponent. Whether against LuFisto, Jewells Malone, Barbi Hayden, or Veda Scott, Athena worked stiff and kept the pace going at a good clip.

Photo Credit: Devin Chen
73. Trevor Lee
Points: 1089
Ballots: 17
Highest Vote Received: 3rd Place (Niel Jacoby)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Niel Jacoby: Trevor Lee is the next big thing. His run in PWG in 2014 showed he can hang with the biggest dogs on the indies, with his match against Chris Hero at Black Cole Sun perfectly capping off the year. Also, his crossbody slam is one of the most physically improbable moves in wrestling and it rules.

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72. Pentagón, Jr.
Points: 1091
Ballots: 15
Highest Vote Received: 9th Place (Kris Zellner)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Ryan Foster: If this list were based solely on introductory vignettes, Pentagón would be an easy number one based on his adventures travelling to Japan to become an invincible ninja with no fear. Regardless, Pentagón is a highly entertaining luchador with a sadistic aura that fills his matches with a terrifically sinister atmosphere.

Brandon Bosh: One of the forgotten secrets of pro wrestling is that anyone can be a threat. To put it another way, you don’t have to look like Brock Lesnar in order to instill the fear of God in your opponents. And yet, WWE’s selection of terrifying monster heels is painfully predictable. These roles are reserved for legitimate giants in excess of seven feet or 300 pounds, while the rest of the roster is relegated to near-Lilliputian status. Fortunately, some promoters are savvy enough to play against type when casting their killers. That brings me to Lucha Underground’s resident skeleton ninja, Pentagón, Jr.

As one of LU’s breakout stars, Pentagón, Jr. wrestled and carried himself with unrivaled confidence, imbuing his matches with an air of unpredictability, danger, and menace. Ironically, Pentagón’s defining character trait was his crippling insecurity, born of a need to impress his kayfabe father. At times, he deferred to the veteran guidance of another underachieving “Jr.” – Chavo Guerrero – only to suffer a series of difficult losses. Still, Pentagon’s abundant talent and killer instinct couldn’t be suppressed, and so the seeds were sown for a dominant run that could place him high in the 2015 TWB 100. Until then, we’ll reflect on those promising early impressions, most notably his debut effort in a scintillating three-way against Drago and Fenix. Pentagón, Jr. is the rare wrestler of average stature who always seems legitimately dangerous – and not just because he has a skull for a face.

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71. Batista
Points: 1094
Ballots: 21
Highest Vote Received: 19th Place (Brandon Armstrong)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Batista's comeback was resisted by many fans including myself, but he rounded into competence quickly. In his short time, he was a vital part of the WrestleMania main event that was worked well if a little overwrought and as the hammer for Evolution in their series of trios matches against The Shield. He didn't stay too long, but what he provided was worth something good.

Scott Holland: Batista is tough to analyze because he didn’t work nearly as much as plenty of people on my ballot, but nearly every match he did have was under the greatest of scrutiny. The story of Batista in 2014 will almost always focus on everything but his bell-to-bell work, but the guy came to play. Even his harshest critics would have to agree he didn’t detract from his main event matches, and anyone giving him an honest shake will acknowledge what he brought to the table. Plus, if you win the Royal Rumble you should almost always make the TWB100, at least in my book.

Samuel DiMascio: Oh yeah, it is the Animal baby. Batista took a lot crap from a lot of people. Points for being in a decent film and then busting hump against Daniel Bryan and Randy Orton at WrestleMania. Oh, and he showed up in that Evolution match against the Shield. Sure, I’m unfair for grading on a curve for a Guardian but I never said I’m a fair person. Hail Drax. Granted, if Vinnie Diesel wrestled at Mania then he’d be ahead

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70. Jay Lethal
Points: 1096
Ballots: 15
Highest Vote Received: 4th Place (Mat Morgan, Ian Riccaboni)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Joey Splashwater: I had Jay Lethal in my top 10 because he's taken his game to another level and has elevated a midcard title in 2014. With the WWE and TNA mid-card titles meaning as much as a Roger Goodell apology, Lethal somehow made the ROH TV title a more credible belt than the once idolized ROH World title with memorable matches.

Jay found so many different ways to put out great performances in difficult scenarios. His 30 time limit draw with ACH was amazing and one of the best matches all year. An early elimination in a tremendous Champions vs. All Stars showed his range as the way he sold it added to the overall story of the match. Hell, he even had a great cage match with Matt Taven. Who the hell has good matches this millennium? Jay Lethal - that's who.

Mat Morgan: He went from being the guy who I mostly felt had his peak when he was imitating the greatest heels of the eighties to carrying on the spirit of those heels as TV champ in Ring of Honor. In a promotion that increasingly feels like it's overpopulated with guys who took a wrong turn looking for an open casting call for some FX drama, Jay Lethal became the one guy whose matches I would never skip. I love heel champions that can project strength and weakness at the same time; they can wrestle, and they can beat anyone, but at the same time they're total weasels and it feels like the people chasing them should rightly take the belt, and yet it never happens. Even the Lethal Injection, a move that I previously couldn't stand, is now a thing that makes perfect sense. Of COURSE heel Jay Lethal would think that he's so awesome that he can end matches with a move that takes like ten seconds to set-up, complete with telegraphing that he's going to hit it with his back to his opponent. This is the role he was almost destined to play. Long may he reign.

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69. Timothy Thatcher
Points: 1128
Ballots: 13
Highest Vote Received:1st Place (Devon Hales, Tanner Teat, Samuel DiMascio, Dylan Hales)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Thatcher has been the West Coast's best kept secret for awhile, so when he came east to wrestle for Beyond, Gabe, and CZW, it was cause for celebration. He won over a good portion of those regular fans in short order as well. Of the big mat guys in 2014, Thatcher was the most rigidly adhered to the ethic. He was going to work his match, whether you liked it or not, but he didn't fall into the trap of repetition. Every single one of his contests were different from the last one, whether against rivals from regular haunts like David Dutra and El Pistolero or guys back east who were more of a match for him like Tracy Williams and Biff Busick. He made the British style feel accessible and at times fun even if his stiff upper lip rarely cracked to reveal a smile. Thatcher will be a household name soon enough, but for now, it's time to appreciate what he's done for the indie scene.

Samuel DiMascio: Say hello to the best wrestler in the US of A last year. There are few wrestlers on the planet that by their sheer presence make me want to watch a match but Thatcher fits the bill. He doesn’t just have good matches; he has good matches against seemingly everyone he faces. For Pete’s sake, he put on a helluva contest with Blue Demon Jr. in some high school in California. That match plays into his case for him as my #1. Not only was he spearheading a matwork based indie wrestling revolution (okay, slight hyperbole on the revolution) but he could change it up when necessary, such as being a stooge in front of a crowd that came to see the lucha star. Throw in some more under-heralded stuff against Dave Dutra and Dalton Castle and he has some sneaky depth. Probably should throw in that he had a quality bout with Dalton Castle in front of a vile crowd. Obviously though he tops my list for the old school type matches he was delivering throughout the year in the WWN Universe and Beyond Wrestling. Yep, typing WWN Universe stings a little. His matches with Gulak, Busick, and Sabre were all top notch with a couple of them making my top ten list for MOTY. While the difference between him and Gulak or Busick was admittedly relatively thin, his batting average for good stuff to matches filmed is stellar and I’m a sucker for a wrestler who can work in a variety of wrestling climates. Plus, I thought his 2013 was mainly hampered by the lack of opportunities to have near locks for great matches. In 2014, he finally got those chances.

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68. John Hennigan/Johnny Mundo
Points: 1140
Ballots: 18
Highest Vote Received: 6th Place (Rich Thomas)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

Joshua Browns: Speaking of me being a sucker for high-flyers, I stayed on the "John Morrison is going to get better one of these days" bandwagon for way too long before he left the WWE, so it's comforting to see him excelling in Lucha Underground. He'll never be a guy that can carry a company, but he's definitely a lot more fun to watch than he used to be, and had a couple of really spectacular matches on LU near the end of the year.

Brad Canze: WWE's formulaic, play-to-the-nosebleeds-but-smile-for-the-hard-camera style of wrestling stifles a lot of wrestling talent that could otherwise be way better, and nobody is a better example of that than Johnny Mundo. As John Morrison he was a furry coat and abs and a wind machine and a bunch of moves that never landed or excited the crowd. Then he took off and spent a few years as Former WWE Star John Hennigan, wrestling longer, different matches between designing workout DVDs and making direct-to-video versions of Dwayne Johnson movies. Then last year he showed up at Lucha Underground, and he was polished, motivated, and was exciting to watch, which is a description I never used for John Morrison before. It's 2015 and one of the most exciting wrestlers on TV is John Morrison. Wrestling is crazy.

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67. Kalisto
Points: 1150
Ballots: 23
Highest Vote Received: 18th Place (Brandon Bosh)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Some of the things this guy can do defy all rational expectation. He spent the entire year chained to inferior tag partners and against sluggish foes, and yet he was able to give a flash of what he is capable of achieving through those truncated showcases. If Kalisto doesn't replace Rey Mysterio's cachet in the company, then someone else did something wrong.

Joshua Browns: If someone you know doesn't like tiny flippy guys, set them straight.

Scott Holland: That Kalisto cracked the top 100, while his Lucha Dragons tag team partner did not, reflects well on how his individual performance leapt off the screen. That’s a compliment to both his singles potential as well as his understanding of what makes an entertaining tag team encounter. While the general sense is WWE brass simply want someone to fill the Rey Mysterio void, it’s clear Kalisto can stand on his own as a character and performer.

Brad Canze: I never watched much of Samuray Del Sol on the indies, so when he debuted as Kalisto in NXT I was basically coming in cold to this guy. The moment I saw him in NXT and he hit that no-hands flip into the ropes I stood up and yelled "THIS GUY IS MY NEW FAVORITE WRESTLER." That immediate reaction has cooled, and I think he needs some more time as a solo act and a new finisher, but he is still always a guy I sit down and watch to see what he's going to do.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
66. Cedric Alexander
Points: 1169
Ballots: 19
Highest Vote Received: 6th Place (Rene Sanchez)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Alexander represented the North Carolina boys well in 2014, rising through the ranks in Ring of Honor and returning to Pro Wrestling Guerrilla with solid performances all around. His breakneck-paced performance along with Trevor Lee and Andrew Everett at Mystery Vortex II was among the best I've seen all year. However, when he was called upon to slow it down and work more traditionally, he could do that with equal ability.

Rene Sanchez: Cedric Alexander is a compact ball of sheer excitement in the ring. He does it all from taking huge bumps (like the back body drop into the apron of the ring at Best In The World), to performing cleanly in the ring, to even telling a good story in the ring when the buildup is there. When Alexander is billed in a match, I immediately get excited, because I know that I will enjoy the hell out of that match when I see it.

Joey Splashwater: In terms of purely in-ring work, Cedric Alexander may have had the most underrated wrestler in 2014. Not many think too much of him as being a top talent and in fact, I've seen his fair share of detractors which boggles my mind. Alexander was one of the bright spots in ROH, PWG and other various indies. With the way things turned out, I wish he got the opportunity to wrestle Okada at the ROH War of the World show as he deserved that spot but things don't always work out. Either way, Cedric was one of my favorites to watch wrestle in 2014.

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65. Rich Swann
Points: 1189
Ballots: 20
Highest Vote Received: 7th Place (John Rosenberger)
Last Year's Placement: 58th Place

TH: Swann does all the flippy shit that one has come to expect from the legion of young, African-American wrestlers on the indies today, but he does it with the most panache and personality. He isn't all big bumps and somersaults, but he can do those just as well as the others. However, his facial expressions, body language, and chatter in the ring give him something unique to hang his hat upon.

Joey Splashwater: The best thing about Rich Swann's in-ring work is he's so consistent at always delivering but never gets stale - something that is difficult to do these days. Most of the work I've seen of his was in PWG and while I hate how he's been typecasted there (along with ACH and AR Fox), the man continues to find a way to stand out. Swann is a joy to watch wrestle and deserves to be among the next NXT signings. His charisma and skill-set adds to every match he is in.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
64. Roderick Strong
Points: 1241
Ballots: 20
Highest Vote Received: 12th Place (Niel Jacoby)
Last Year's Placement: 100th Place

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63. Erick Rowan
Points: 1252
Ballots: 26
Highest Vote Received: 11th Place (TJ Hawke)
Last Year's Placement: Not ranked

TH: Rowan progressed a lot in 2014, even if WWE booking left him out to dry at the end of the year with an ill-advised singles push that exposed some of his weaknesses. Still, the flaws he showed in those matches were not enough to drown out his excellent work in tags and trios matches through the first ten or so months of the year. He's got the tools to be a steady hand for years to come.

Nick Ahlhelm: I think Erick Rowan surprised quite a few “smart” fans in 2014. Everyone knew Luke Harper’s workrate and Bray Wyatt was impressive from the day he first debuted Sister Abigail. But Erick Rowan was the big guy in the mask for 2013, with little of note other than his eerie demeanor behind the sheep’s head. 2014 changed that in a big way with impressive performances alongside Harper against The Shield and the Usos. Rowan proved he could hang consistently with some of the best workhorses on the WWE roster at almost every pay-per-view, right through his “freedom” from the Wyatt Family and his subsequent face turn. Besides, anyone with a Christmas photo this amazing deserves to be recognized.
(link:http://superpoweredfiction.tumblr.com/post/110093178043/ashiet91-erick-rowan-has-the-most-adorable)

Scott Holland: When the Wyatt Family and Shield were embroiled in a legendary feud, Erick Rowan was the least significant player. However, it’s a high bar to clear to exceed the ring work of the other five guys, and Rowan continued to show not just potential but flashes of polish throughout the year. Remember, he was in the main event of Survivor Series and acquitted himself just fine. TWB100 is supposed to ignore push and promo work factors, and that goes in favor of Rowan, who has just about everything it takes to be a compelling hoss.

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62. AR Fox
Points: 1291
Ballots: 22
Highest Vote Received: 5th Place (Drew Cordeiro)
Last Year's Placement: 30th Place

TH: Fox has always had the penchant for well-placed big moves and bumps that show no regard whatsoever for his own well-being, and in promotions like PWG, he was able to show that free of any contextual advancement of character, especially in tags alongside his partner ACH. However, where he excelled over most of his peers on the indies was in Beyond Wrestling, where he was able to show a nasty streak that added immensely to his already mammoth wrestling talent. It's hard to be such a high-flyer and still work the heel game hard to get good heat, but Fox was able to do it with an almost innate instinct to be able to get under people's skins. The dude is a total package, and he proved it again in 2014.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
61. Chuck Taylor
Points: 1295
Ballots: 21
Highest Vote Received: 5th Place (Mike Pankowski)
Last Year's Placement: 42nd Place

Frank McCormick: If Colt Cabana is the King of Comedy Wrestling, then Chuck Taylor has to be the Grand Duke. His matches make me smile. He's a cantankerous, child-hating, veteran comedy heel who also happens to be a pretty good wrestler. I love him.

Mike Pankowski: Chuck Taylor is the greatest. He never has an unenjoyable match. He can work a match straight and he can be be a blast in any match that has a comedic side to it. Anyone who can make an invisible hand grenade or a slow motion flip seem like the most devastating attacks possible is great in my book.

Brad Canze: The Kentucky Gentleman is a guy with an extremely diverse arsenal; he does comedy, he's the most unapologetic heel in wrestling, he took a dip into Chikara's Rey De Voladores to prove he can still fly, and dammit he can wrestle. He's a guy I kind of don't ever want to go to WWE, because I want him to just keep being Chuck Taylor.

Monday, the list heads through the midpoint.

The 2015 TWB Tournament of Champions, Second Round: TNA Region

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The time has come to move onto the second of four regions in the second round of this fine tournament, but first, yesterdays winners: Bret Hart, Randy Savage, Brock Lesnar, and Steve Austin. Today, the TNA region's second round matches will be decided as follows:

1. Kurt Angle vs. 8. Abyss, TALE OF THE TAPE II
ANGLE - 240 lbs., from Pittsburgh, PA, finishing hold - Ankle Lock/Olympic Slam, the Olympic Gold Medalist

ABYSS - 350 lbs., from Parts Unknown, finishing hold - Black Hole Slam, the Monster




4. Christian Cage vs. 5. Bully Ray, TALE OF THE TAPE II
CHRISTIAN - 212 lbs, from Toronto, ON, finishing hold - Killswitch, Captain Charisma

BULLY - 326 lbs., from Dudleyville, finishing hold - 3D (with D-Von Dudley), aka Bubba Ray Dudley




3. AJ Styles vs. 6. Bobby Roode, TALE OF THE TAPE II
STYLES - 215 lbs., from Gainesville, GA, finishing hold - Styles Clash, the Phenomenal One

ROODE - 240 lbs, from Toronto, ON, finishing hold - Crossface, The It Factor




15. Magnus vs. 7. Samoa Joe, TALE OF THE TAPE II
MAGNUS - 256 lbs., from King's Lynn, England, finishing hold - Flying Elbow Drop, aka Brutus Magnus

JOE - 289 lbs., from The Isle of Samoa, finishing hold - Muscle Buster/Rear Naked Choke, the Samoan Submission Machine




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I Listen So You Don't Have To: The Ross Report Ep. 58

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Shamrock was on the latest Ross Report
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If you're new, here's the rundown: I listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are better wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but these are the ones in my regular rotation that I feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If I can save other folks some time, I'm happy to do so.

Show: The Ross Report
Episode: 58 (March 25, 2015)
Run Time: 1:52:38
Guest: Ken Shamrock (32:49)

Summary: Jim Ross calls up MMA and WWE veteran Ken Shamrock. They start by discussing the nature of bare-knuckle fighting, talk briefly about Shamrock’s first foray into pro wrestling training in 1988 but spend more time on the portion of his WWF career that started at WrestleMania 13, discuss how he decided to return to MMA, look at the UFC prospects of CM Punk and past performance of Brock Lesnar, contrast Vince McMahon and Dana White, reflect on Shamrock’s inclusion as a charter member of the UFC Hall of Fame and end by looking at his current business of developing professional private security workers.

Quote of the week:“Vince has been challenged and has been put with his back against the wall and come through. And Dana White has not had his back put against the wall and has not been challenged, so we don’t know if he can come through. I believe that time’s coming, but we haven’t been able to see whether or not he could deal with adversity, where the company starts to fold, it starts to go under, they’re having issues and problems with buy rates, losing guys to different organizations, and how do you create and think of ways to keep your business in the forefront? … Vince has been seasoned and come through, Dana White has not been tested yet.”

Why you should listen: Shamrock is a timely guest with regards to Punk and Lesnar. Also timely are his remembrances of WrestleMania 13. It was interesting to get a little insight into why he left pro wrestling when he did, especially played against Ross’ insistence there was room for his star to rise. The balance of the interview tilts away from wrestling, so if MMA is your thing, enjoy the main course.

Why you should skip it: The Lesnar talk could have been timelier had the episode not been released just hours after he announced his new WWE contract. There’s zero talk here about Shamrock’s very difficult childhood, which was a big part of his huge appearance on the Steve Austin show several months back. Ross must have decided where he wanted to take the interview because he had plenty of opportunities to explore interesting topics like Shamrock’s late-80s training or Shamrock’s feeling he’d hit the ceiling on his WWF career, and the listeners are worse off for his predetermination.

Final thoughts: This conversation wasn’t bad, it just could have been so much better had Ross explored the more interesting aspects of his guest’s background and career. If you really want to unpack Shamrock’s life, go back and find his spots on the Austin show. There are some fun moments here, but they’ll mostly leave you wanting more — or wishing a more able host was in charge of this call.

Angelus Layne Is Mad As Hell, And She's Not Gonna Take It Anymore

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Angelus Layne gives zero fucks anymore, and Delilah Doom's gonna pay
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
Angelus Layne may be the most snake-bitten wrestler on the indies when it comes to injuries. She's had more boo-boos and ouchies befall her when she was on the precipice of something bigger than I can care to recall. The latest of such injuries happened at Inspire Pro Wrestling's Undeniable in February, when she snapped her ankle in a three-way match to determine the final spot in the XX-Division Championship match earmarked for a future date. Delilah Doom, the New Movement's plucky underdog, snapped up the victory, which really didn't set well with Layne.

She spent a good month stewing over her bad luck before making a surprise appearance at this past Sunday's Phenomenon, where she waylaid Doom after the latter's surprise victory over former NWA Women's Champion Barbi Hayden. Layne attacked Doom in the entry way after her victory, beat the brakes off her down the aisle, and slapped a Koji Clutch until Keith Lee was able to extricate Doom from the fray, all while still wearing a walking boot. It was premeditated and violent, and it only served to make Layne even more hated to a Marchesa Theater that already didn't like her showy antics at Undeniable.

Of course, as with all good heels, Layne did not give a flying fuck about what anyone thought about her, and said so to an entirely frightened Lisa Friedrich (who was in the underground horror hit Meet Me There, written by someone you might know, so you know she doesn't scare easily) in this fiery diatribe:



Wow. First up, I don't think I'd want to be Delilah Doom's shoes. In the interest of full disclosure, I'm a HUGE Doom fan (as I am of the entire New Movement, FOCUS UP, PEOPLE), so I naturally don't want to see her get eviscerated by a whirling dervish of pure flame and hatred. But when Layne speaks like that into a camera, I can't help but feel like she's mad at me even though I don't think I've ever done anything wrong to her and she wasn't directing any speech at me. However, that effect is what a great, angry, villainous promo has on people. It blisters the soul. On one hand, I am scared for both my life and for Doom's, but on the other hand, one can't help but appreciate the kind of fire, intensity, and cadence delivered here. People say the interview is dead. I say maybe people are watching the wrong shit.

Anyway, Angelus Layne's rotten injury luck has been, in a word, rotten, but the silver lining that may come out of it is that it has informed a new, stronger character. It's awakened a sleeping demon, and if she can set fire to the indie scene, especially the Inspire Pro XX-Division, than the output that company down in Texas has already put out will seem piddling compared to what's coming in the future.
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