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Instant Feedback: Crowd Sourced Surreality

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The day-after Mania crowds are traditionally raucous. Last year raised the game exponentially, thanks to the agitation from 18 seconds of Daniel Bryan and 18 seconds only. This year's crowd was different though. I hate to say that it was just a New York crowd, because let's face it, a lot of people in that crowd also went to Mania, and Mania has the largest concentration non-native fans to that city. But yeah, when you combine the New York crowd with the Mania crowd, screwy things happen.

The most surreal event that took place was the Sheamus vs. Randy Orton match and the ensuing beatdown from Big Show afterwards. Given the choice between two wrestlers that the crowd wanted no part of, they started chanting randomly. I rail on bad chants all the time, and trust me, chanting for Rob van Dam and then going into the wholly self-indulgent "We are awesome!" number made me roll my eyes so hard that I'm blind and am writing this column by muscle memory. However, when you give WWE your money, you don't surrender your freedom of expression. The best part about wrestling is that the feedback, even more so than this column, is instant. If a crowd doesn't like something, they'll be the first to let you know, and fuck anyone else for suggesting otherwise.

However, where this crowd earned its stripes was when they collectively gave Dolph Ziggler a bigger WrestleMania moment than anyone got at Mania last night. When he came out to cash in his briefcase on a hobbled Alberto del Rio, the reaction was deafening. When he actually won the title, that first pop was made to sound like a church mouse's tittering. All the months of awful booking were washed away in the loving adoration of that crowd, and it made for a better feelgood moment than anyone could expect for any title switch in 2013.

And he was the heel.

I don't mean for this to come off as a laundry list of things that the crowd did, but I also found it completely fascinating that the humming of Fandango's theme song actually took off and then carried on into the rest of the night. I beg of every crowd in America to let that be a thing, because it's probably the most innovative thing any crowd has ever done, and I say that without a trace of sarcasm. I was on the Fandango train from jump, because I love the weird and the wonderful. But he could be this year's Daniel Bryan, and we'd all be better for it.

Bryan himself suffered no Mania hangover, going from putting over Big E. Langston into being adopted as a Stepbrother of Destruction in chasing off The Shield, who got the biggest rub of their short careers by interrupting the Undertaker. Mark Henry got people singing his theme song. John Cena literally turned his heel and showed why, no matter how many awful stinky breath jokes he makes, that he's still got the ability to turn the charm on when he wants to. Paul Heyman got a nuclear pop just for mentioning CM Punk's name. I'm afraid that if he had appeared on the show, the Izod Center would have melted. Conversely, if Triple H had appeared, that crowd would have literally rushed the barricade and stabbed him.

As a collective, they didn't need the extreme stimuli outside of Ziggler's cash in. The wrestlers gave their cues, and the crowd did the rest, which is weird to say. But hey, the fans are part of the show as we're famously told by many journalists, opinion writers, and even people in the biz, right? I don't think I can take a crowd like this every show, but when they are on, and when they are needed, they're a kind of thing to savor.

But, I think I have to hand it to the guys creating the cues tonight as well. This show doesn't work as well if they laid it out like a normal RAW. Then again, sometimes, you need to rip up the SOP and just wing it, especially when the crowd doesn't react the way you think it's going to.

Excuse Me, Mr. Layfield, but I Think You Dropped Something

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The crowd wasn't the only entity creating silly moments last night. During the brawl between Chris Jericho and Fandango, JBL's hat got knocked off. In the middle of going all COOL DAD on Fandango, Jericho stopped, picked the hat up, and put it back on his head. I'M GETTING MIXED SIGNALS.

"The Rock Put a Lot of Heat on Himself"

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Maybe Vince should worry about the heat he's putting on himself with his biggest recent draw
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So yeah, there was apparently a huge tiff yesterday backstage at RAW that caused The Rock to fly back to Los Angeles instead of remaining in Newark for RAW last night. The details were not clear at the time, but apparently, it involved something with the start of an angle with Brock Lesnar that would have led into the main event of WrestleMania XXX next year. Even if the details weren't clear, this was a story that had to be covered. I had the usual problems with it, and I'm kinda resigned to the fact that the news cycle's not going to change much until the current sheets die out. However, there was one line that was common to most sites, including at the Cageside Seats report, that rubbed me the wrong way:
The Rock put a lot of heat on himself.
What a loaded, company-fed, corporate brown-nosing line. The implications dripping off that line are insidious as they are obsequious. It's to suggest that the performer has no say in his or her creative direction, that his or her only goal is to please the boss. So it doesn't matter if Vince McMahon put a lot of heat on himself with a performer who clearly doesn't need his money. It only matters that the disloyal part-timer put heat on himself for selfishly forsaking the company. Excuse me while I gag.

Let me be clear; this is not a slam on the dirt sheets or any outlets reporting the story in this specific case. Wrestling reporting has been pro-management in terms of how promoters deal with talent since the dawn of the newsletter. It's not a defense to say that it's "the way things have always been done," but it does show how far the general public at large has to go before wrestlers are favored over promoters.

The biggest lie of American economics is that without business owners, nothing would get done. That's utter bullshit. It's possible in extreme theories of the most Communist Communism that ever existed in the minds of Karl Marx and Vladimir Lenin that business owners are completely superfluous on a macroscopic level. I think smaller collectives prove this theory right, but anything works on a small scale. However, no matter how large or small the scale, you can't build a bridge by yourself. Vince McMahon cannot put on a wrestling show without wrestlers. And yet, the idea pervades the wrestling collective that he's got all the power. It's mind-boggling how people are so ready to bow in subservience, especially when no one fights for them.

It's even more puzzling when someone like Jesse Ventura does fight for them in his call for unionization. Wrestling may never unionize, which is something that keeps this brutal working relationship in fixed place. Because wrestlers have no legally-backed bargaining chip, the only currency is drawing power. Lucky for Rock, he has that in spades.

As it turned out, as details came out, it turned out Rocky was injured at Mania on Sunday, per his own Twitter:

Yeah, he tore core muscles off his bone, which means even breathing is probably painful. He flew home rather than even chance aggravating it in whatever WWE had planned for him. Imagine that, a wrestler who may have put his own bodily health over the good of "THIS BUSINESS." Again, the details were as nebulous last night as they are now, but it sucks that a star of the caliber of The Rock is one of the only ones with the luxury of being able to tell Vince McMahon to stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

The problem isn't going to change overnight, but we can start changing the culture by not worrying about what wrestlers have "heat" with management, as if dissatisfaction is a one-way street, especially when that "dissatisfaction" may have been an invention of writers with overactive imaginations. If people are going to care enough about wrestlers that they fund Kickstarter campaigns to pay for surgery, then maybe those same people would be wise to care about them when they're still employed and able to work.

The 2012 TWB 100 Slow Release: #4

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Cesaro giving Tyson Kidd the face wash on the canvas
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4. Antonio Cesaro
Points: 4299
Ballots: 48
Highest Vote:1st Place (Gregory Davis)
Last Year's Placement: 25th Place

TH: Some wrestlers get better when they go from the indies to WWE. Even if they were good on the indie circuit, improvements on the next level are noticeable. I thought Cesaro would be a wrestler who would benefit from being among his own kind, even if I had lots of fun watching him throw luchadors around like pinballs on the indie scene. However, I didn't think he'd improve this much. The man feels like a natural in a WWE ring, but more than anything else, he actually feels like someone who is better at being a WWE hoss than most guys hand-picked by Vince McMahon on the bodybuilding circuit. But then again, Claudio Castagnoli went up through the wringer as a wrestler. Don't be shocked.

I was a bit worried when I found they stripped down most of his signature indie spots, but the ones they gave him showed off his unique combination of strength and agility. They let him keep the only spot that really mattered, the Swiss Death pop up European uppercut. The Goomba stomp has been a nice addition to his moveset, and the Neutralizer is the most awe-inspiring feat of strength finisher, maybe in WWE history. If he had been around the entire year on tape, or if I had caught more of him in FCW, I might have put him in my top five, but regardless, Cesaro is a guy to watch.

Cesaro plays the role of Mario to R-Truth's Little Goomba
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Ryan Kilma: Made leaps and bounds for both legitimate strongmen and leg tape. John Cena might be as strong as him, but no one makes the act of being strong look more difficult yet seamless than Cesaro. When he picks Sheamus off the ground and hurls him like he was Spike Dudley, you can see all the effort that goes into flawlessly pulling off a move that maybe ten men in the world could hit. My new dream match would be 1980’s Hulk Hogan vs. Antonio Cesaro for the fate of America.

Justin Daley: Pound for Pound the strongest man in wrestling. Hell, I would not be surprised if he was THE strongest man in wrestling. His moves are always very precise, especially his European uppercuts. He proved he can get one of the bigger crowd reactions in WWE last year, even when not even facing anyone of his ability. If he can get a good feud with one of the bigger stars this year (ie. Ryback or anyone more popular) He could move into the upper echelon of WWE superstars.

De O'Brien: When I was growing up, the evil foreign heel was a staple in the WWF. Guys like The Mountie, Nikolai Volkoff , Mr. Fuji; all of them were fixtures, seemingly always around and always up to no good, easy to hate and hard to love because they were from "away", places most of the viewing audience had never been and would never go, places with sometimes exotic names and even more exotic beliefs, dangerous to the American way of life because we didn't understand them and we didn't WANT to, and boy howdy were they just awful.

After Sgt. Slaughter's weird and ill-advised heel turn into an Iraqi sympathizer, the goofy heelishness of Kaientai, and the poorly done debacle that Muhammed Hassan turned into, the Evil Foreign Heel died out for the most part as far as the WWE was concerned, and for a good while it seemed to be us vs. them, regular old bad guy vs. good guys. It seemed that an era and a gimmick that when done right was spectacular had died out, and wrestling was just a little bit sadder for it.

Then, in 2012, along came a different kind of Evil Foreign Heel: Antonio Cesaro, initially presented as a cultured, well-educated rugby playing gent who cared not at all for the citizens of America, but who was determined to embrace the American lifestyle and all of its many opportunities while taking every chance he could to remind us that hey, I hate every single one of you, but MAN do I love mocking all these chances you've had to be like me, and here you are sitting at home being fat/lazy/uneducated/poor and passing up this good life.

And we weren't sure whether or not we loved him or hated him for it. After his US Championship win over Santino Marella during the SummerSlam pre-show, it seemed that everything Cesaro had claimed about us were true - no one, least of all a "lazy" American, has been able to take the title off of him.

Surprisingly, however, I'm completely fine with that. As long as Cesaro keeps delivering the quality of wrestling and sheer presence he's been giving us consistently for the most part since coming to WWE, I don't care if anyone else ever holds the US Championship - I, for one, am just grateful I have Antonio Cesaro as the kind of debonair, evil, jerky life coach I now see I've needed all along. With heels like these, who needs faces?

Eamon Paton: Can we all just agree that Antonio Cesaro has to be the MVP of 2012? This guy put on near guaranteed amazing matches every single week on Raw, and while he currently hasn’t had the best 2013, he made 2012 Monday Night Raw super enjoyable. The amount of “Holy Crap” moments in his matches were through the roof and he really cemented his place on the current roster. Here’s hoping Cesaro gets out of this losing to Randy Orton and Ryback slump and has a great 2013, even better than 2012.

Cesaro wrangling a wild Sin Cara
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Frank McCormick: I only know "Antonio Cesaro"; I only got into Chikara after "Claudio Castagnoli" was gone. But whatever name this walking slab of Swiss beef goes by, he is amazing. Ryback has muscles on top of muscles, but nothing he's ever done has impressed me the way the sheer strength and power of the Very European Uber American does in nearly every match he has. Also unlike Ryback, he is much more than a roid-freak with a few slams in his arsenal. That European uppercut! That Neutralizer! That swinging Miz around like a ragdoll! Those nipples! (Errrr... maybe that last one isn't actually a move, but they deserve to be recognized.) Incredible. And he just does so many little things, like the backwards dust-kicking of downed opponents, the European soccer slides when he's victorious, or his entrance fist pump/jab thing. Like the watchmakers of his homeland, he is meticulous in the details of in-ring work. He's also a great opponent, able to go up against the big guys in HOSS FIGHTS and as a walking springboard/pole for the smaller high-fliers to work off of.

Mike Pankowski: I had not yet gotten on the Chikara bandwagon by the time Claudio Castagnoli had left for the WWE, so I had only known from others how good he was. But seeing him first hand over the year has made me want to go back and see what I missed. Cesaro’s combination of strength and versatility is crazy. I love how he can just strike that uppercut out of any position. He can have a good match with any hoss one night and then keep up with a quicker guy the next. Here’s hoping that the WWE continues to have Cesaro beat up fools the rest of 2013.

John Rosenberger: The dude is a beast. I got in to an argument with a friend of mine last week about whether or not a guy can look strong while also losing. Pointing to the fact that Cesaro loses almost exclusively at this point and still looks like a goddam monster is what sealed this argument for my side. Plus, oh man that goddamn uppercut.

Dave Musgrave: Antonio Cesaro showed himself to be a prototype for WWE stars this year. He has all the attributes that WWE has been seeking with all the indy cred and experience allowing him to appeal to any type of fan. Other than initially being teamed with Aksana, everything went off without a hitch in 2012 for this guy and I hope he gets to the top in 2013.

Dylan Hales: I suspect Cesaro will finish really high on this list on account of the "what have you done for me lately rule." The truth is Cesaro was really good for the last quarter of 2012 and it has carried over into 2013. At this point in this year he is probably the top guy in the WWE and perhaps the world (Freelance, Kyle Matthews and perhaps even Chico Che may have something to say about that). But if we go farther back into 2012? I saw a bit of Cesaro in developmental in the front of the year and he looked sharp but not outstanding. He was solid almost from the moment he made the main roster, but he really didn't break out from the pack or excel until he started getting time - which again was the last three months of the year. In a year where very few guys knocked it out of the park for even nine months, let alone twelve, he is someone I can see in a top twenty five. Top ten? I really hope he doesn't end up THAT high.
Cesaro showing absurd strength putting down the Funkasaurus
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The Tag World Grand Prix Shall Have a Dairy Serving

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The Tag World Grand Prix teams continue to roll out, as the lactose tolerant Chikara originals, Los Ice Creams, will enter the fray. I don't expect them to win more than maybe an upset in the first round, but they'll certainly have fun doing it. Will they gusta Randy Orton again? One can only hope.

The Best Moves Ever: The Trailer Hitch

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The Figure Four leglock is one of the best submission holds ever, right? Of course it is, dolts. However, that's not to say it can't be tweaked. God's honest truth, I think the Trailer Hitch, or the Figure 8, or whatever you want to call it, is a betterment on the original because it looks more concise, more inescapable. Sure, the Figure Four has the drama and storytelling cache, but every move has a trade-off. Here's Jamie Noble locking that hold onto Chavo Guerrero.

Your Midweek Links: PILES OF LINKS

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So... much... Mania
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It's hump day, so here are some links to get you through the rest of the week:

Staff Shots:

- Episode 93: Reckless Youth and Bloodthirsty Babes, by TH, guest: Jerome Cusson [The Wrestling Podcast]

- RASSLIN' IS REAL, by TH [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

- The Best and Worst of WrestleMania 29 Live, by Brandon [With Leather]

- Twitter Request Line, Vol. 29, by Butch [The Wrestling Blog]

- The Best and Worst of WrestleMania 2, by Brandon [With Leather]

- The Dugout: Me, Yu, and Everyone We Know by Brandon [With Leather]

Wrestling Links:

- WrestleMania 29, and the Legend of Tito Santana (or Senor Solis) [NJ.com]

- The main event of WrestleMania [Ole Wrestling]

- WWE Network pitch ideas [Sad Salvation]

- Facts about WrestleMania: CM Punk should have lost to the Undertaker [The Only Way Is Suplex]

- How to meet your heroes [Wrestling Is Teleology]

- The Grandest Stage of Them All: Why we still care about WrestleMania [SB Nation]

- A look at the career of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson on the eve of WrestleMania 29 [Grantland]

- Off-ramp on the road to WrestleMania [Irresistible vs. Immovable]

- Damien Sandow's "enlightened" Axxess tour [Pro Wrestling Update]

- The Undertaker's Streak in Review on SB Nation [Part 1|Part 2]

- G9Z Favorites: Paul London [G9Z Wrestling]

- The Heel Honor Roll: Mark Henry [TJR Wrestling]

- Does John Cena still have the same meaning? [Sad Salvation]

- Who should be next for John Cena? [The Wrestling Journal]

- The Next Step for Mankind: The evolution of Mick Foley as an entertainer [SB Nation]

- The Quarterly Report: Wrestling Matches [Tom Breihan]

- The Suicida Appraisal: Wade Barrett and Antonio Cesaro [4 Corners Radio]

- Six hilariously bad attempts at mixing pro wrestling with other entertainment [Topless Robot]

- WWE Elimination Chamber 2013 Review [Cewsh Reviews]

Non-Wrestling Links:

- Chipper Jones, Cyber-Bullying, Twitter, and the Art of Swinging Down [Wide Left]

- Bandwagon in the ditch [Double Switching]

- Is your baseball team's owner an asshole? [Mother Jones]

- Other songs by Brad Paisley and LL Cool J [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

- Jon Stewart: Why are conservatives so obsessed with beastiality? [UPROXX]

- Michigan, Louisville, and the Final Four [Grantland]

- Everyone hates Mark Emmert [Awful Announcing]

- Taking a charge is just the worst [Deadspin]

- Roger Ebert's most epic film pans [Buzz Feed]

- Tyler Perry isn't just an artless hack, he's a scary idealogue [Jezebel]

- Pixar officially announces Finding Dory [Blast-o-Rama]

- The strange case of the Super Mario Bros. movie [Grantland]

- JURASSEC PARK [Every Day Should Be Saturday]

- Four gay NFL players could come out at the same time, says Brandon Ayanbedejo [SB Nation]

- Mark May's feud with Ohio State continues [Awful Announcing]

- 30 masterfully vandalized billboards [Buzz Feed]

- UPROXX Video: Love Pearls [UPROXX]

- Why can't America get poutine right? [Buzz Feed]

- Castro and Plichter review Peace-a-Pizza [Doughboys]

- How to deep fry anything [Buzz Feed]

The Stepbrothers of Destruction

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Photo via OntheAir72 on PhotoBucket
h/t to Butch

During the commercial break on RAW Monday, after the Shield had made their way out of the ring and the amalgamation of the Brothers of Destruction and Team Hell No made it to the ramp, the above happened. Why didn't it make TV? I don't know, were they afraid it would have made the show too awesome? I have no idea. What I do know is that right there is some cool shit.

Danger to Retire, LuFisto and Summerlyn to Miss Time

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So long, and thanks.
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
Over the course of an hour last night, three huge names in women's wrestling have entered stages of major flux.

First, and probably the most momentous news, is that Allison Danger is retiring from in-ring competition after the next set of SHIMMER tapings, taking place this weekend. Danger, who appeared on the first Ring of Honor show and competed there before co-founding SHIMMER and anchoring it. The toll of the years have become too much though. Her final appearance will be at SHIMMER Vol. 57.

One wrestler who won't be appearing this weekend in Berwyn is LuFisto. During the SHIMMER event, Vol. 53, this past Saturday at WrestleCon, she landed wrong on a moonsault to the outside and fractured her kneecap. The fracture will keep her out of her WSU Championship opportunity against Jessicka Havok at King and Queen of the Ring on May 11th. No replacement contender has been announced as of yet.

And if that wasn't enough, friend of the blog, serial occupier of one of the top three spots on the Best in the World rankings each week, and the fiercest wrestler I know, Rachel Summerlyn, has re-aggravated a nagging neck injury. It will keep her off the St. Louis Anarchy Circus Maximus '13 card, where she was scheduled to compete in a 10,000 Thumbtacks match against Gary Jay. She has intimated it will prevent her from working other shows too, which means her appearances at the 2CW iPPV events later this month are in jeopardy.

It absolutely sucks that Lufi and Summerlyn are going to miss shows, especially in such high-profile matches for both women. However, each of their health is far more important than their wrestling careers at this point. They're both way too talented to shortchange their careers down the line just to work hurt now. I wish both speedy recoveries, just as I wish Allison Danger a happy and healthy retirement. Sometimes, injuries just catch up with you, no matter how well you keep up with them.

Cageside Seats: A Look at Wrestling Is Art

The 2012 TWB 100 Slow Release: #3

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Ziggler folding up CM Punk like an accordion
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3. Dolph Ziggler
Points: 4689
Ballots: 50
Highest Vote:1st Place (Jesse Powell, Josh Ray, Sean McLaughlin, Brandon Infinger)
Last Year's Placement: 3rd Place

TH: Dolph Ziggler backslid in my estimation a bit last year, but he still was excellent in his role. I don't know whether the slide from the top spot was just because being the best two years running is hard, whether he got disinterested, or whether booking clouded my judgment. However, he still got an 11th Place vote from me, and that's better than all but ten wrestlers in America. That's pretty good company.

Obviously, the Ziggler Scale is a huge reason why he's on here. The man takes some of the ballsiest bumps that I've ever seen in a ring, whether it be on a RAW undercard match or in a pay-per-view main event, which he had one nominal and another one (against CM Punk at the Rumble) that was on that same level. While he added a few new moves to his repertoire, I think the fact that it took him a little while to really acclimatize them into his offense held him back some. However, if you needed a good, free TV match, Ziggler was there to deliver.

Ziggler throwing a bow at A-Ry
Photo Credit: WWE.com
Jesse Powell: Dolph was my number one, and there wasn’t a close second, because, my God, have you seen his matches? The man can make gold in any situation. His bumps, his facial expressions, his offense, his smirk, everything works to perfection with this guy, and I can’t wait to see him get the ball and run with it.

Cewsh: The Bumpmaster 5000. If Daniel Bryan didn’t work for WWE, then Ziggler would likely be universally recognized as the standout workhorse in the company. He has a way of taking matches that shouldn’t mean anything, and making you focus on them, and WWE has taken notice too, sticking him in a match virtually every single week of 2012 to capitalize on his skill. As such, he wrestled pretty much everyone on the roster and made every single one of them look great, and in particular had some matches against John Cena and Sheamus that I just had to go and watch again because they’re that good. I have no idea how long he can keep going at this pace, but 2012 sure wasn’t the year he slowed down.

Justin Daley: He is arguably the best at selling in the business, which when done right can be the most entertaining thing in a match. I mean he will make a simple clothesline look like the most brutal thing that has ever happened in the squared circle. Aside from the brutality of selling other peoples moves, he can also take a simple move like the Zig Zag and makes that seem like one of the most dominating moves in wrestling. He is one of the most entertaining wrestlers that I have seen in years, but maybe that's just cuz he is the SHOWOFF.

John Rosenberger: Having a smooth in ring style and an effective and varied move set is half of making any wrestling match great. The other half of pro wrestling and the half that I argue with my students about the most is the art of the sell. In order to make something look good, it has to be sold properly. This can be said for everything from used cars to RKOs. I don’t need to tell you that Ziggler is one of the best sellers in the WWE, if not the absolute best. If you’re reading this blog, you already know that.

Ziggler throwing a trademark dropkick to Kofi Kingston
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Dave Musgrave: It would be hard to imagine anyone better than Ziggler. He should have been a champion in 2012 but was still at main event level despite not being given the ball completely.

Dylan Hales: I rated Dolph Ziggler reasonably high on my ballot. I had to. I enjoy his insane bumping. I think he works hard every night. He had some very good matches over the course of 2012, particularly his ladder match with John Cena. But if I'm being honest I have to say that I thought Ziggler had a very disappointing year and I think he has become wildly overrated with many hardcore fans.

At the beginning of 2012 I really thought it would be a breakout year for Ziggler. It wasn't. Some of that's not his fault - he was booked poorly, particularly after his victory over John Cena. But I also felt like he regressed some as an in ring talent. I saw less of him working compelling heat segments in matches and more of him taking whacky bumps. A guy who had been steadily improving for two straight years, really looked like a guy who had decided his act was going to be "move fast, bump big." He was still a good wrestler, but it no longer felt like he was on the road to being a truly great wrestler.

Maybe that's just my perception of him and maybe I missed key matches that would have made me think differently. I expect him to finish very highly in this poll. But from what I saw in 2012 he really shouldn't.

Typical ROH Fan: Another guy who should probably be ranked a little higher but I don't know. While he's probably in the elite of the best in ring workers in the wrestling world, nothing really stood out to me when making this list as a signature performance. In pure consistency, he probably could be #1 but maybe he's spoiled me that I was disappointed nothing felt like a signature match. (Favorite 2012 match: vs. a bunch of dudes at Money In The Bank)
FULL ZIGGLER, thanks to Tensai
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Best Coast Bias: Establishing Dominion

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And nonbelievers shall be treated as such
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The first post-WrestleMania Main Event was really about five people. Well, maybe six.

To kick off the hour, it was about the force of the past few months known as the Shield. Them winning wasn't surprising; nor was their in-ring fluidity. It wasn't even surprising when Reigns sent Kingston flying high into the barricade and both members of the Fat Boys got laid out with the triple bomb. What was surprising at least to me is that the narrative in my head fit the story of the match so contently they might as well have been synonyms. Hell, after thinking "the Shield is a unit and Jamaican Rap is just three dudes" JBL would go on to echo those sentiments within 90 seconds nearly verbatim. Ambrose kept it weird by selling a back elbow more like a nuisance than a debilitating blow but still walked into Kingston offense, Rollins showed his athleticism with a nice Pele and a top-rope knee strike, and Reigns brought the noise by spearing Brodus away from breaking up the pinfall so hard he must've looked for DJ Hollywood when he finally got up. And it all made sense. The only thing even remotely weird was that it was happening on Main Event.

I gave Zack Ryder the over/under of 150 seconds of surviving Big E. Langston's Wednesday night debut. I should've figured the new theme and graphics in; Big E. dusted the Internet Champion in about half that wisely engaging in vulgar displays of power based around the midsection (corner spear, body blows, and a nice belly to belly suplex) before hitting the Big Ending. Again, if Mark Henry is your role model, you could do worse, though Big E.'s nearly breaking the sarcasmometer over making his WrestleMania debut before -- you know -- losing it, subsumed in the majestic greatness of his Monday night and what he was about to do to poor Ryder bringing him joy suggests that part of the character's come fully formed and can only get more smartass from there.

And you want to talk about smartass.

Whoo kid.

Zeb Colter came out and cut a promo before a match that would've been a WWECW main event anywhere in the country we used to have hashtag thanks Obama. It was so wrong it was glorious. In sequential order to piss off the Bostonians he proceed to tread on the Bruins (hockey's Canadian), the very arena he was standing in (do you see any vegetables in here? [Did you make a Zack Ryder joke? Good for you.  Have a caramel.] How's it a Garden, then?), Paul Revere (the man was a turncoat), and the opponent for the evening Yoshi Tatsu (so not American, and you can get more rice on a fork than a pair of chopsticks). The crowd was so pissed off a YOSHI chant started and I was so astounded by his Jenga of Gadsden fueled evil I just sat here and laughed, and that was even before he shook Yoshi's hand and then bowed to him, the latter of course the high sign for Swagger to kick Yoshi down before the match started. It's funny because he can't affect legislation yet, you see. While Yoshi got in more offense than Ryder's had all year the end was as accompli as fate got.  It's going to be interesting to see what they put Swagger towards next; from in and out of character standpoints I wouldn't be surprised to see him take a tumble but I would have the same equanimity to him staying in place and being another gnat flying around the head of the World Champion Show Off. One thing's for sure, as long as Yosemite Sam is making the verbal dynamite go boom, people will care about the matches, and thus that fulfills why he went away and down the drain last year.

The difference between a squash and a showcase is that the former have people you don't want or like going over in dominant fashion and the latter don't; three showcases later, Main Event seems to be going out of WrestleMania season by going back to doing some of what it does best.

Two Years Gone

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Two years ago today, the Chikara family and the world of independent wrestling lost one of its most colorful, vibrant souls. Larry Sweeney lost his battle with depression and took his own life. I'm not sure this is a loss anyone who was touched by this man has ever gotten over, and I'm not sure it will ever be healed. I'm not sure if it can be healed. As I've mentioned before, I wasn't following the promotions Sweeney would frequent when he was active, but I still feel a touch of the sadness and sorrow associated with this day because Chikara is so imbued in my wrestling fandom. I also feel the warmth and joy that people felt when they did interact with him through their own remembrances, YouTube clips, and .gifs found on Tumblr. In both cases, it's only a fraction of what those who were close to him, either personally or through following him in his entire career are feeling today.

There's nothing that can be done to bring him back, but to honor his legacy, you and I can help make sure that others who suffer from depression can get the help they need. That way, the pain that is felt through the legion of people whom he has touched can be prevented. I could tell you to donate to charities, and that's actually well and good, but the best way to help out is to be there for your own friends and family. Be a shoulder to cry on, an ear to listen to. Sometimes, a hug can do more to help someone's pain than any analgesic ever could.

Camel Clutch Blog: Not Even Matt Hardy Deserves Fat-Shaming

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Camel Clutch Blog: Lay Off the Fat Hardy Jokes, Okay?

My latest for the CCB is an admonishment of people who continue to make fat jokes at the expense of Matt Hardy. Obviously, he's done a lot to earn fans' scorn over the years; however, he's not even fat anymore, and even if he was, no one is in the position to judge a person for how much they weigh.

Cageside Seats: A Look at Beyond Wrestling


The 2012 TWB 100 Slow Release: #2

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Punk locking his signature Anaconda Vise on John Cena
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2. CM Punk
Points: 4889
Ballots: 51
Highest Vote:1st Place (Collin Borell, Philip Rosenbaum, George Murphy, Frank McCormick, Martin Bentley, Samantha Allen, Mike Pankowski, Dave Maes, Paolo Chikiamco, Scott Holland, Luke Starr, Robert Dorman, Joe Drilling, David Shoemaker, Joey Odorisio)
Last Year's Placement: 1st Place

TH: CM Punk was not the best in the world in 2012, but he was close. He had a nagging, annoying tendency to seem like he was phoning in matches on RAW in the middle of the summer (I can't ascertain to his effort level because I don't know him enough to be able to ask him frankly), as his title reign transitioned from anti-heroism into straight villainy. However, other than that, it was all positives for him again in this frame. His peaks were among the highest in the country. Even though he wasn't in the last match on a given pay-per-view until Night of Champions, he made every pay-for-play match feel like it should have closed the show.

For starters, he made Dolph Ziggler look like an absolute star in January in a series of matches for his WWE Championship. Punk did more to elevate Ziggler than anyone else in the company, even Cena, and Ziggler actually won a PPV main event against him. Then, he moved onto Chris Jericho, against whom he pulled Y2J's two best matches in that return tour. Twice in three weeks, he and Mark Henry went hard to the mat, and that segued into Punk vs. Daniel Bryan in a feud that at least in the ring was the tongue-wagging wet dream of everyone who followed them from ROH into WWE. And of course, when he and John Cena get into the ring with each other, you know the results are going to be good.

His greatest achievement, actually, was helping to get Ryback over as a legit threat. In two pay-per-view main event matches, Punk bounced around the ring like a racquetball for the hulking slab of walking meat. It was amazing to see him ease from triumphant babyface wrestler who got to make comebacks and do all the things usually reserved for John Cena into bump-happy heel. Not only did he make the 180 switch within the calendar year, he did it excellently. There are threads you can tug on to try and unravel Punk, but none of them will change the fact that in terms of go-to wrestlers in 2012, very few stood on his level, and even fewer rose above him.

Punk dragging Daniel Bryan back to the ring
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Cewsh: Um, CM Punk is great. Is anybody even debating that at this point? The only question when it comes to 2012 is whether CM Punk was amazing or the MOST amazing. I’ll go with the first one, but it’s close.

Jesse Powell: Have you ever once worried about Punk not delivering an awesome match? Once? I didn’t think so.

Justin Daley: Punk carried the WWE belt the entire year. 'Nuff said. But I will go on. Punk has the unique ability to have ring chemistry with any of his opponents. (Although when you have a few matches with Jericho, that will make it easy on anyone). My only critique of him is his finisher, the GTS. But besides that there is nothing you can take away from Punk.

John Rosenberger: Some wrestlers have lots of dazzling, flashy moves. Some don’t have huge repertoires but a few moves that look better than anything out there. CM Punk isn’t the flashiest wrestler, nor do any of his moves particularly blow me away, but he is one of the most solid, consistent and expressive wrestlers in the WWE or anywhere else for that matter.

Punk kicking Mark Henry in the breadbasket
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Mike Pankowski: While his character was not as great in 2012 as it was in 2011, I still feel that CM Punk brought it the best while in the ring. It wasn’t just that Punk was great at wrestling and storytelling last year, but that he also did it against a variety of opponents. Hey, he even got a respectable match out of an inexperienced Ryback. The WWE asked Punk to have a big 20-30 minute match at just about every pay-per-view and he always delivered a fine match. On top of that, he was a part of the main event in just about every Monday Night Raw. The ability to continue to rise to the occasion every week is what puts CM Punk above all the other wrestlers this year.

Lee Spriggs: I love Punk; I don't think he has bad matches. The ones with Jericho and Bryan this year were a whole lot of fun, and you can't really ask for a better set of opponents than he had in 2012. Punk has been masterful at reinterpreting what it means to be a champion wrestler, adapting and borrowing from various sources to keep his style fresh. He's a truly intertextual wrestler, who knows that he's capable of changing the WWE style and is taking advantage of that.
Punk drops the elbow on Chris Jericho
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Joey O: What a year for the self-proclaimed Best In The World! How to follow up his next-level 2011? Obviously, you start with holding the WWE Title for the entire calendar year, a feat unheard of in this day and age. Months of amazing matches against his peers Chris Jericho and Daniel Bryan. A mid-run heel turn to build up to the feud with The Rock. More great matches against John Cena, the man who has become perhaps his greatest in-ring rival. Injuries and part-time opponents have kept his first quarter of 2013 from being as outstanding (and I hope he is actually getting some much-needed time off to heal post-Mania), but any time Punk is on my TV screen, it's can't miss television.

Dave Musgrave: CM Punk was always a joy to watch as both a heel and babyface champion in 2012. Watching him this year it really felt like you were part of something.

Punk about to GTS the boss
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Dylan Hales: Maybe Punk benefits from opponents as some have said. Maybe Punk is a guy who can't carry dead weight or work a match around another guys limitations as some have said. Maybe Punk is a guy who looks disinterested at times and phoned it in on occasion on TV as some have said. But at the end of the day, in 2012, I couldn't leave CM Punk out of my top five. I thought about it because I understand some of the criticisms and I get the fact that there are more consistent guys out there.

Still the guy has a deep resume of matches and performances. Chris Jericho was DOGSHIT AWFUL in 2012 (he's actually been very solid this year surprisingly) and Punk managed to have pretty good matches with him. Punk added to the Flair/Steamboat level rivalry with Cena in 2012 and had an excellent run of matches with Daniel Bryan both on TV and PPV, all of which were worked differently. The Henry TV matches in April were excellent and among the best TV matches all year. He bladed in a Raw cage match where he got to work one of his heroes Jerry Lawler. He had one of Dolph Ziggler's three or four best matches of the year. His match with Vince McMahon was an incredible sports entertainments spectacle, with Punk as the ultimate sniveling shit heel. Maybe he couldn't carry Ryback to a miracle match, but Punk had plenty of depth and plenty of high end matches in 2012.

Typical ROH Fan: A year as champ which meant a bunch of very good matches for the title. Punk proved a lot in 2012 and added a factor to the belt that made me remember the Bret Hart/Shawn Michaels days which is a great compliment for anything involving match quality. (Favorite 2012 match: vs. Daniel Bryan at Money In The Bank)
Punk swinging for the fences against The Ryback
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Friday Five: Reflecting on the Weekend

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What just happened? Oh yeah, the biggest wrestling weekend of the year.

1. How would you rate WrestleMania this year, using your own scale criteria (stars, 1-10, whatever)?

2. Buy or sell: The WWE missed the best opportunity they ever had to turn John Cena heel.

3. Did you check out any indie shows this weekend, and if so, did they take on the same kind of grandeur that Mania did, even if on a smaller scale?

4. What was your take on the boos received by Maria Menounos at the Hall of Fame ceremony?

5. What was your favorite match of the entire weekend?

Any Shows This Weekend? SHIMMER and Tournaments

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A rematch 18 months in the making?
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Last weekend was maybe the biggest weekend in indie wrestling history. It was veritably huge, even. However, the wonderful thing about the world of independent pro wrestling is that every weekend, save for a few around the holidays, is a huge weekend. We go right from WrestleCon into an occurrence so rare it only happens twice a year, and that is being complemented by two huge, tradition-rich, star-laden tournaments.

The main event of the weekend is no doubt happening at the Berwyn Eagles Club. A trio of shows will be contested by two promotions; AAW serves up the appetizer on Friday night with Point of No Return, while SHIMMER takes over the next two with their four DVD tapings, importing the best women wrestlers from around the world. AAW's show Friday has a bell time of 7:45 PM local. The main event will feature Michael Elgin defending his AAW Championship against Davey Richards. The two have battled across the indie circuit, with Richards successfully defending his ROH World Championship last year at Showdown in the Sun, while Elgin got his win back at PWG Battle of Los Angeles in the first round of their mega-tournament last year. Who takes the rubber match? Also on the show, Sami Callihan battles Shane Hollister; and Colt Cabana, the Irish Airborne, and ACH will also be appearing. Finally, the stars of SHIMMER - Christina von Eerie, Saraya Knight, Heidi Lovelace, MsChif, Taylor Made, Miss Natural - will provide the first salvo of their weekend, which will take the venue over from the boys the next two days.

SHIMMER undoubtedly is the main event of the weekend. Their Saturday show starts with the SPARKLE pre-show at 1:30 PM local, while Sunday's pre-show starts at 12:30 PM local. You want to get to the arena for the pre-show, because that's where the future stars of the company get their first taste of the spotlight. As is the tradition, most of the matches for the weekend have not been announced with one huge exception. Jessicka Havok will make her Berwyn Eagles Club debut after maiden appearance for the company at WrestleCon last week. She is going to be facing off against Serena Deeb in a singles match after the two got into it in a six-woman tag last week. That's one hell of a match to be announcing beforehand.

The draw of SHIMMER, however, is almost never the matches but the experience, which this weekend will take on a bittersweet tinge. Allison Danger, promotion's co-founder and den mother, will be retiring from active competition after the conclusion of the last taping on Sunday. There is no doubt in my mind that things will get a bit dusty in there. In addition, expect Cheerleader Melissa to get at least two stiff challenges for her newly-regained World Championship. I don't know who'll step up to the plate, but I get a sneaking suspicion that Madison Eagles will get the rematch injuries robbed her of. If I had to make another guess, I'd say Athena will get a one-on-one shot at the title too. The Canadian Ninjas will also be bringing the Tag Team Championships back, although I have no goddamn idea who they'll be facing outside of maybe Regeneration-X (Danger and Leva Bates). Also appearing this weekend aside from the names mentioned previously will be Kana, Ayako Hamada, Tomoka Nakagawa, Kellie Skater, Evie, Jessie McKay, Santana Garrett, Yuu Yamagata, Mercedes Martinez, Rhia O'Reilly, Veda Scott, Shazza McKenzie, Allysin Kay, Sassy Stephie, Kimber Lee, Mia Yim, Melanie Cruise, and other talents who have yet to be announced.

The other big happenings this weekend happen to be tournaments taking place in the Philadelphia area on Saturday. First up is the ECWA Super 8 tournament, one of the richest traditions in indie wrestling held by one of the oldest operation promotions not named WWE. It's taking place at the Newark Boys and Girls Club in Newark, DE, with the doors opening at 6PM. This year's slate includes TWB favorite and certified hoss Vordell Walker, defending Champion Papadon, Mike Mondo and Rhett Titus from ROH, Damian Dragon, Chris Wylde, Antonio Thomas, and VsK. There's an undercard announced too, including a match where every single title in the company is on the line. Don't sleep on the non-tournament matches; last year, I saw the most fun live match I ever experienced in the three-way Tag Title match. Maybe there'll be something similar this year.

In Vorhees, NJ at the Flyers Skate Zone, Combat Zone Wrestling will present their annual Best of the Best Tournament. The action starts at 7:30 PM Twelve wrestlers look to take home this crown, including Alex Colon, Shane Strickland, Rich Swann, Caleb Konley, Biff Busick, Jon Gresham, Shane Hollister, Alex Reynolds, Tommy End, AR Fox, the wrestler formerly known as the Chiva Kid, and Uhaa Nation. If that lineup doesn't get you all warm and tingly, then I don't know what to say. Also on the show will be one final battle between Sami Callihan and Adam Cole. Both are rumored to be headed to the WWE, and if that's the case, what a fitting way to end their storied CZW rivalry (that spilled into PWG) than with a tilt at a show called "Best of the Best." It's clear that both guys are on the shortlist to claim that all-time mantel for CZW.

In Kansas City, KS, the best televised wrestling you may not have heard of yet, Metro Pro, will be filming yet another spate of episodes at Turner Rec Center, doors opening at 6 PM local time. The main event pits yet another elite opponent at the door of Champion Jeremy Wyatt. He's already taken down Adam Pearce and TJ Perkins. This round, he's got Kyle O'Reilly. ACH will also be there, defending one of his many title belts, the NWA Central States Championship to be exact, against Dan Walsh. In six-man action, the Commission, consisting of Pierre Abernathy, Evan Gelistico, and "Homeless Man" (i.e. Gary Jay) (i.e. it's the Submission Squad) (i.e., do you know what i.e. stands for? I do and I'm not telling you) goes up against Mat Fitchett, Davey Vega, and a mystery partner. Also appearing on the show, Mike Sydal, Jessica James, Jojo Bravo, SBC, and Bolt Brady.

International Wrestling Cartel has a fairly interesting couple of dates set up. If you head up to Meadville Area High School in Meadville, PA (Pittsburgh area), you'll get to see Night of the Superstars 2. The doors open at 5 PM for a meet 'n greet with the various wrestlers there. This show is pretty loaded with high caliber guest stars, including Vader (in action), Goldust (who'll challenge for the IWC Title against John McChesney), and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper (who'll be doing a Piper's Pit with his son, Colt Toombs, and Goldust). Of course, the old WWE guys aren't the only draws here. Anthony Nese will be defending his IWC Super Indy Championship against Kid Kash and Michael Elgin, Kyle Matthews and Corey Hollis venture up north to wrestle for a spot in the Super Indy XII Tournament, and Zema Ion returns to action.

Sunday, they roll into Newell, WV, for Mountain State Madness. It's at the Wells School Building with a special bell time of 1 PM local. If McChesney survives his tilt with Goldust, he'll be defending his title against Aiden Veil. Nese and Elgin will tango again, only without Kash in the mix. Ion, Matthews, Hollis, D'arcy Dixon, and Logan Shulo will all be in action as well.

Saturday features three cool shows down South in Georgia. First up, Empire Pro Wrestling will be running at the 22 Austin Avenue in Rossville at 8:05 PM local time for the low, low price of $5 a ticket, featuring fallout from their big Tooth and Nail 2 show last weekend. Over in Blue Ridge at the DSCW Arena, Deep Southern Championship Wrestling welcomes in the Champions of the AIWF for a showcase card, featuring Cyrus the Destroyer and Mia Svensson. Bell time is 8 PM local. Finally, over in Cornelia at the Anarchy Arena, Anarchy Wrestling will also be running a 8 PM bell time. They've got Shaun Tempers defending the Anarchy Championship against Slim J, and there will be appearances by Bobby Moore, The Movement, Stryknyn, and Jagged Edge.

To close this week's indie roundup, we head to Warner-Robins, GA, for Rampage Pro Wrestling. They'll be running, as always, from Johnny G's Fun Center, doors opening at 2:30 PM local. Champion AJ Steele will issue an open challenge to the locker room. Who will accept? Also, Mike Cruz defends the Television Championship against Bobby Moore, and there'll be a Tag Title defense by Murder-One and Kory Chavis.

Once again, this is only a sampling of what you're going to find around the US and Canada this week. If you want to go see live wrestling this weekend, but don't see a show up there, check out Pro Wrestling Events and see what's playing in your area. Who knows, you might find the next big thing, or if not that, your next favorite wrestler.

Hark! A Siege Approaches from the Baltic

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The fifth entrants into the Tag World Grand Prix are no strangers to the Chikara Multiverse, even if they've never left the confines of the Wrestling Is... family of promotions. The Estonian Thunder Frog and the Latvian Proud Oak are nominally making their Chikara debuts, and what a better time to do it than in this high-stakes tournament. Will the Lithuanian Snow Troll accompany them? One can only hope, but whether with a man on the outside or just taking on the competition by themselves, the Baltic Siege will be a force to be reckoned with.

The 2012 TWB 100 Slow Release: #1

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Bryan working over Sheamus' fingers
1. Daniel Bryan
Points: 4954
Ballots:52
Highest Vote:1st Place (Cewsh, Drew Smith, Brett Clendaniel, Jay Sanudo, Eamon Paton, John Rosenberger, Mike Germano, Erin Pronovost, Jon Parsons, Jae Renfrow, Chris McDonald, Kevin Newburn, Typical ROH Fan)
Last Year's Placement: 2nd Place

TH: Daniel Bryan's least-realized, most infamous match of 2012 sent shockwaves of ire from the meta-fan community, but without it, I'm not sure he got to show that the American Dragon still was alive and well. At WrestleMania XXVIII, he ate one Brogue Kick in 18 seconds, lighting the fuse on a bomb of YES! chants that wouldn't peter out until well after they would rematch at Extreme Rules. The outrage spoke a message loud and clear to the WWE braintrust – people wanted to see Daniel Bryan be the American Dragon.

It wasn't as if Bryan had a bad year to that point. Far from it, actually. He was in a fun cat-and-mouse feud with The Big Show that included doses here and there of Mark Henry. His interplay with Santino Marella inside the Elimination Chamber was both amusing and suspenseful. He even had a random match with Punk on Super Smackdown Live that foreshadowed what they'd do in the summer. But he wasn't allowed to be the American Dragon like he was before getting to WWE.

Bryan stretching CM Punk in a Romero Special
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But when he got knocked out of Mania before the show even had a chance to start in earnest, oh boy, the backlash was heavy. Thankfully, the office noticed it, and they let Dragon be Dragon. He went out and had no fewer than three excellent matches with Sheamus that made tape, the greatest of these being his finest WWE match to date at Extreme Rules. Then there was the CM Punk feud. He had some fine matches with Kane too. He went toe-to-toe with John Cena on RAW, a match where Cena broke out the CM Punk match template and not the Jack Swagger-in-2010 template. The Team Hell No stuff may have seemed underwhelming to some, but I actually dug a good bit of it. Yeah, some of it might have been more for Kane and Bryan bickering like a married couple, but of all the teams that had internal strife because of a forced pairing, to me, it's inarguable they did it best. The cap to his year was the best WWE match that didn't happen at Extreme Rules, the Shield six man tag at TLC. If there was a great match in WWE, there was a more-than-great chance Bryan was in it.

Seriously, WrestleMania was the ultimate silver lining for Daniel Bryan fans. Would he have been unleashed had the fans not outraged? Maybe, you never know. However, it almost feels like it was WWE reacting organically to a movement among the fans, and everyone reaped the rewards. The American Dragon was finally unleashed again, and the WWE may never be the same again.

Bryan making Santino say YES when the ref asks if he's giving it up
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Jesse Powell: On a level maybe no one but Ziggler and Punk are on, plus he has the capacity to do comedy, whereas I don’t know if Punk or Zigs do.

Cewsh: Simply the most flawlessly talented wrestler in the United States of America. Others may be more flashy, others may steal the show more, and others may do more impressive moves. But nobody stacks up against Daniel Bryan as a complete package inside the ropes. From his incredible match with Sheamus, to his incredible matches with CM Punk to his holding down the midcard with Kane in a tag team that wouldn't have worked with anyone but him, he was an indispensable treasure in 2012. I don’t know that he’ll be surpassed by anyone in this generation in the US in terms of pure skill. It's not even all that close.

Justin Daley: One of the most technical wrestlers in the biz right now. He has no problem goin to the turnbuckles either. He is what i look for in all my favorite wrestlers. Innovative, Precise, Technical, and Entertaining. I felt the tag team with Kane would take away from his overall performance, but it did not. It only helped him build his character and his fanbase. Hopefully they take the tag belts of him sooner than later so he can really shine as one of the marquee names in the WWE.

Bryan dropping a big missile on Kane
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De O'Brien: Daniel Bryan had what could best be summed up as the Alternate Universe version of Tim Donst's year: Donst abused and mistreated his loyal sidekick because he is a man with goals and plans that must be executed in the most horrible of ways; Bryan found himself reluctantly tagging - and enjoying it - with Kane, a man who is his basic opposite in everything but drive and the will to succeed. Donst started off 2012 as CHIKARA's still-sweet, if somewhat tarnished, plucky boy and matured fast into an unbalanced, compelling danger; Bryan started off 2012 as a petulant, emotionally abusive jerk and over time discovered that he has an innate, if somewhat rigid, sweetness about him. Donst went from having the world's goofiest gimmick (really? that headgear?) to donning a leather jacket, glaring holes into audiences and doing his best to perpetuate as much misery on his opponents as possible; Bryan went from being a clean-cut, calculating assassin, efficient with the kicks and hard on the strikes, to a bearded, more comedic version of himself, albeit a much more "Dazzling" one.

All in all, Daniel Bryan had a pretty grand year, and it was the most Everyman Champion year of them all: Stuck working with a guy you hate because your boss says you have to, but you somehow manage to overcome every issue and everything working against you and you make it work. I know not everyone can relate to winning the WWE Tag Titles, but I'd like to think most of us can empathize with Bryan's situation this past year and see that the man has come to fit comfortably in his role of Chester to Kane's Spike. Another good part about teaming Bryan with Kane? Bryan can show his considerable skillset without being defined by the team: he doesn't NEED Kane to thrive and continue to stay amazingly talented, but he always has a partner that's a perfect foil when he needs to have a tag match.

For a guy who gained notoriety by choking a man with a tie a couple years ago, you must admit: That's a pretty dazzling change of fortune. Let's cross our fingers and hope Fate keeps smiling kindly on Daniel Bryan, shall we?

Bryan putting the boots to Dean Ambrose
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Mike Pankowski: Bryan really pushed CM Punk for my #1 spot. He is the best at keeping his character going in the ring and fitting it to into his wrestling. It is a joy to watch him chain spots together (particularly his submissions) and kick people in the head very hard. Bryan has become the guy the WWE counts on to put on the most enjoyable match of the show. Between matches like his battle with Sheamus at Extreme Rules and the 6 man tag match at TLC, Bryan continues to pull off great matches with different types of opponents.

John Rosenberger: I think at this point we can all agree at the least that D-Bry is towards the top of the wrestling skill food-chain. His ability to exhibit the best technical grappling and still incorporate aspects of comedy wrestling is the reason that he was without a doubt at the top of my list.

Mike Germano: In terms of technical skill, we all know Daniel Bryan is the real Best in the WWE. But part of Bryan's in-ring work that sometimes goes under appreciated is the way he works the crowd with both the flow of a match, and his facial expressions. The man is truly a master if not just working the crowd, but working the TV audience in a way that doesn't seem forced like some. Bryan never seems like he's remembering which move to do next, he creates a natural flow to every match he is in. I could list all of his spectacular matches he has had in 2012, but to me, the fact that he makes the 3 minute TV matches enjoyable is the true art.
Bryan dismantling John Cena
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Lee Spriggs: I'm not sure what I could say that others won't say better. He's the best wrestler in the ring and his 2 out of 3 falls match against Sheamus was a masterpiece. All I want from him in 2013 is the return of the Cattle Mutilation.

Joey O: Heel, face, short matches, long matches, comedy, intensity, singles wrestler, tag team specialist...Daniel Bryan was the most versitile performer in WWE in 2012. Did last year prove that Bryan can do pretty much *anything* in the world of wrestling? Yes! Yes! Yes!

Dave Musgrave: Daniel Bryan is the Eddie Guerrero of his generation as he has always been one of the top in-ring workers of his generation but has now gotten over with personality that some people did not think he had. Once the Team Hell No program plays out he should be able to go right into a world title program and get over even more.

Bryan rips the cartilage from Dolph Ziggler's nose
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Dylan Hales: Daniel Bryan is a guy who gets the benefit of every doubt from most "smart" fans and I find it highly annoying. Almost every time a poll like this is done he is the default one for a lot of people, and while he often times has a case to be number one, it always seems to me that the arguments for him are shallow. And yet every time I participate in a poll like this Bryan does well on my ballot. Why? Because he really is one of the best guys in the world. In fact this year Bryan was on pace to be MY number one until the tag team with Kane started. And while I think you could make the case that he made the best out of a less than ideal situation, there is no question that Team Hell No-era Byan didn't hit the highs of "holy shit this is a MOTYC"-era Bryan that was running rampant for the first half of the year. So while I fully expect to be annoyed by Bryan's spot on the list (I assume it's one or two), I will at least grant that for a chunk of 2012 he would have been my number one.

Typical ROH Fan: He's the best in the world. Every match he has finds a way to deliver. The variety of opponents he excels with also adds to it in Mark Henry, Big Show, Santino, Sheamus, CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Rey Mysterio, Kane and so many others. Even vs. Sheamus at Wrestlemania, something great came out of it for him. (Favorite 2012 match: vs. Sheamus at Extreme Rules)
Bryan peppers Damien Sandow's chest with kicks
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And now, for completism's sake, here's the entire list:
1. Daniel Bryan
2. CM Punk
3. Dolph Ziggler
4. Antonio Cesaro
5. El Generico
6. Austin Aries
7. Sheamus
8. Alberto del Rio
9. Kevin Steen
10. ACH
11. John Cena
12. Robert Roode
13. The Big Show
14. Cody Rhodes
15. Damien Sandow
16. Chris Jericho
17. Bully Ray
18. Christopher Daniels
19. Seth Rollins
20. Adam Cole
21. Eddie Kingston
22. Sara del Rey
23. Michael Elgin
24. Dean Ambrose
25. Johnny Gargano
26. Sami Callihan
27. Mark Henry
28. Mark Angel/Angelosetti
29. Rachel Summerlyn
30. Nick Jackson
31. Kane
32. Matt Jackson
33. RD Evans/Archibald Peck/Mysterious and Hansome Stranger
34. Tim Donst
35. Mike Quackenbush
36. AR Fox
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