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HuffPost Live: Wrestling Is Real (Read: Me, on Video!)

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At 5 PM Eastern today, I appeared on HuffPost Live, hosted by Mike Sacks, to discuss whether wrestling was real or not. I was joined by MMA writer Ben Fowlkes, fellow wrestling fan DeAno Jackson, and Curtis Hughes. Yes, THAT Curtis Hughes, better known as "Mr. Hughes." It's 25+ minutes of discussion of the old debate as to why people watch a "fake" sport. I argue that it's not fake because it evokes such a genuine reaction from its fans, and that it's also not a sport either. Catch the replay and watch me engage in discussion on camera, and hopefully you won't turn to stone looking at my ugly mug.

The roundtable was inspired by my article at Every Day Should Be Saturday last week.

This Week in Off-Topic: Watch This Louis CK Special Now

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So, Louis CK debuted a new stand-up special last night on HBO. It was my first experience seeing him do a complete set, and it was thoughtful, intelligent, and funny all in the same vein. Someone posted it to YouTube, and good Lord, I don't see how it's going to stay up for that long. However, if you see this in enough time, you can check it out. You should check it out.

Listen to Me on the Scorecard Today

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WFAS 1230 iHeartRadio page

Hey guys, I'm gonna be on WFAS 1230 AM Westchester, NY again this week to talk about WrestleMania. This is probably going to be a weekly thing, which is awesome. Today's segment will take place at 12:15 PM Eastern Daylight Time, so make sure you either have your dial set to 1230 AM if you're in the area, or get to the above iHeartRadio page to listen to me streaming over the Internet.

#ThankYouDanger

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Photo Credit: Gregory Davis/DDS
Allison Danger wrestled her final matches this past weekend during SHIMMER weekend, crossing wrestler off a list of titles she has that includes but is not limited to promoter, trainer, feminist, wife, mother, writer, and teacher. As a co-founder of SHIMMER, the void she's leaving in that locker room will be immense, but her legacy will stand with each show the promotion runs out of the Berwyn Eagles Club or otherwise.

Once upon a time, Danger was a pioneer of women's wrestling in Ring of Honor, and played an important role in showing women that they didn't have to strive for what WWE passed for their gender to be a legitimate competitor in the biz. SHIMMER grew out of that desire, and because of her and her fellow forebears, the top echelon of female wrestlers is on par with the men, with the depth slowly but surely catching up as well. Whatever life she chooses for herself now is hers, and it's a choice that should be respected. However, there is no denying that few in wrestling today, independent, corporate, or otherwise, have left the mark on the business that she has.

So with that, I extend congratulations to Allison Danger on a career well-done, wish her the best of luck in her post-wrestling life, and thank her for all she did for wrestling. Without her, who knows what the scene would look like today.

Ultimate Finishers for WWE Wrestlers

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Cena needs something a bit different for bigger matches
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From my standpoint, The Rock vs. John Cena at WrestleMania 29 went wrong in a lot of places, the least of which not being their inability to craft a finish using moves, sequences, or other tropes they hadn't busted out several times earlier in the match. The repetition involved made AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle from 1/4/10's episode of Impact look sensible. Laying out the match differently might have helped, but what moves could they have used to build up tension other than their regular impact finishers, the Rock Bottom and the Attitude Adjustment?

Rich Thomas and K. Sawyer Paul broached this topic on episode 80 of the International Object podcast when they brought up the situational use of the Burning Hammer, Kenta Kobashi's ultimate finisher, one he only used seven times in his illustrious career. Drop Toe Hold broached the topic even further to ask what Cena's Burning Hammer should be. Now I'm taking it even further. Cena's not the only guy who needs an ultimate finisher, though he does need one. The entire WWE needs to have one.

Okay, the entire WWE might be a bit extreme. There's no reason why Yoshi Tatsu needs to have an ultimate finisher, because who the fuck knows anymore what his normal finisher is? Side note, I'd like to see what Yoshi Tatsu's finisher would be more often. I'm going to stick with the full-time wrestlers who are in and around the main event scene, the exception being Ryback. Why? That dude's still new enough that we don't need to be thinking of ways to kick out of Shell-Shocked. Anyway, the rest of the crew is game, and that includes John Cena. So, here are the wrestlers who'd need a big finish, and what that finish would be.

Randy Orton:None needed - The first wrestler on the list, Orton, is the only one I think doesn't need a special finish. The "RKO out of nowhere" lends itself to so many scenarios of application, and it's also been even more protected than Orton has even been that Orton really doesn't need to have anything to skip up his danger factor. And besides, you could argue he already has one, even if The Punt has been reputedly banned by WWE management.

The Big Show:Pop-Up Knockout Punch - I think the KO Punch is as close to a rock-solid, match-ending finisher as you can get, because c'mon, that hamhock of a fist should be able to knock even the hardest jaw out, right? Well, they blew that out of the water with Sheamus, so there's precedent that it's not the be-all, end-all finish. I think the right flourish would be the perfect exclamation point. I hate to steal Antonio Cesaro's thunder, but would anyone object to Show busting out a pop-up right cross to finish his biggest matches after nothing else has worked? I know I wouldn't.

Sheamus:The Celtic Cross - This was Sheamus' for real, for real finisher for a while, but they seem to have settled on the Brogue Kick. That's fine, as I quite dig a good strike finish. This feels like an Undertaker-in-the-early-Aughts situation after all piledrivers had been banned and he was led to use the Last Ride as his finish. When the Tombstone was brought back, it was considered special above all other finishes. The Celtic Cross would fit that mold well, as I'm not even sure when the last time he used it was.

Daniel Bryan:Cattle Mutilation - Naturally.

Mark Henry:The Earthquake Hip Press - The World's Strongest Slam is already protected, and his Death from Above splash is definitely a worthy backup finish. However, if you really wanted to put an exclamation point on a Henry match, to have a move that no one, not even John Cena himself would kick out of, there isn't a better move I could think of than Henry rushing off the ropes to impactfully sit on his opponent's chest.

Kane:Last Ride Powerbomb - Kane inherited a good bit of his "brother's" moveset, so why not give him the Last Ride as a last-resort finish? You could argue that his main finisher is the chokeslam at this point, and that the Tombstone is his special match-ender, but I guess I just wanna see the Last Ride make a comeback. Such a bad-ass version of the powerbomb.

Rey Mysterio:Reverse Hurricanrana - Mysterio used to be known for his bouquet of ranas, but having the knees of someone the age of Methuselah makes it so that it's not a sustainable move for the man. He does whip out one every once in awhile, which is often a great nod to his past. He may not ever get to the point in his WWE career where he would be in a high-level main event match again, but if he did, well, the reverse rana would not only be a nod to that past, but it would look pretty brutal as well.

Dolph Ziggler:The Blockbuster - Ziggler's a show-off. He's going to need a move that embodies that quality. Ziggler's not the kind of guy who does rotations and corkscrews and flips, so the next best thing would be the move that was left in the hands of a guy in Buff Bagwell who didn't exactly leave the best legacy.

Alberto del Rio:La Mistica - We can all agree Sin Cara's never going to be a thing in WWE, right? Why let his awesome finisher go to waste? del Rio already has an arm submission, so this would fit his oeuvre and provide escalation. I mean, that's what these ultimate finishers are all about, right? Escalation? Plus, it would be the ultimate babyface move for him. He's going to be the next Latin sensation, right?

CM Punk:Piledriver/Devil Lock DDT - Okay, so, the piledriver has already been introduced as something Punk would use, but Cena kicked out of it in their landmark match on RAW. If you believe the sheets and their nebulous sources, Vince McMahon flipped his shit after it was used. So yeah, maybe that's not the most realistic move to go into Punk's bank, even if I think it would be the absolute best option. However, if the piledriver wouldn't work, then he could go to an old indie move he had, the Devil Lock DDT, a hammerlock leg trap variant of the iconic hold.

John Cena: That brings us to the man who inspired the column in the first place. John Cena. What murder-death-kill finisher would fit him? If anything, I think it should be unassuming, one that would make people think he's going to do the same old shit, but then bust out with something different, unexpected. His special occasion finisher should be the Death Valley Driver. It's just like the AA, except the impact point and motion are different. It's also a much more vicious-looking finisher, and one that WWE would be skittish about authorizing all the time for a match finish, thus forcing its restraint.

So, there you go, ultimate finishers for the WWE main event. I don't know if WWE will ever go the puroresu route in this manner, but I think we can all agree that it'd improve the color palette for the endings of the company's biggest matches.

Daniel Bryan Mania Week Sequel

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Last year, Daniel Bryan went from cult hero to mainstream WWE superstar over the course of WrestleMania weekend. While the breakout star of Mania this year was Fandango, but Bryan had a pretty good run of things this year too. It just happened later on in the week. On Tuesday, after the Smackdown taping, well, Bryan got to borrow his partner's signature move:
Via Imgur

Fandango would only be his first target. His second target? Well, he and Kane would take aim at Brodus Clay and Tensai, in parody form:



So yeah, for everyone who didn't think Bryan could acclimate to WWE have now been fully proven wrong. Then again, I think it's time to put that chip to bed. He proved it all 2012. This is just gravy.

The OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings, April 15th

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That's Danger in the ninja outfit, but she's way more bad-ass than any ninja on this planet
Photo Credit: Gregory Davis/DDS
Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. First Responders (Last Week: Not Ranked) - I know this is supposed to be a light-hearted blog entry, and after this one, it will be. But I feel like it needs to be written here, no matter how many people have already said or who will. My natural tendency when a tragedy such as the bombings at the Boston Marathon today is to blame humanity and how sick and diseased it is. How can someone's ideology allow them to get to the point where innocent people are collateral? Or how can someone's mental illness go so untreated that they end up finding sense in blowing things up? I must be a pessimist at heart, because my reaction was humanity was diseased and needed a cleansing.

But I was reminded by the outpouring of response by people who ran towards the explosions as I imagine the people perpetrating this ran away from them. The first responders, whether they be trained in emergency services or not. The people who rushed over to the victims to help as they were finishing the marathon did their best to help too. So did the people who volunteered to give blood in the attack's wake.

As Patton Oswalt reminded everyone today via Facebook, the number of people who responded are probably more numerous than the ones who perpetrated the attack. It can feel too easy to dismiss everyone after something bad happens, but then outpourings like this happen. Let's stop throwing humanity in the trash. Let's start focusing on people who have done good and who will continue to do good. The first responders are the shiningest examples of these people. The good people outnumber the bad ones. Just remember that.

2. Allison Danger (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The woman suffered a stroke in January, has brain lesions from it, and still wrestled in five shows to close out her illustrious and influential career. No one ever is worthy of anything in light of this.

3. Daniel Bryan (Last Week: 1) - Not only is Bryan the best wrestler on the planet, but now he officially has the most luxurious beard in hip-hop.

4. Rachel Summerlyn (Last Week: 2) - While her neck injury is keeping her on the shelf, her positive vibes and friendship are propelling Jessicka Havok to dominate SHIMMER in addition to everywhere else she's conquering. I have decided this counts. Screw you, it's my list.

5. Mark Henry (Last Week: 3) - Honestly, I have no faith that Ryback will be able to clobberify John Cena the way it needs to be done. WE NEED MARK HENRY TO SPLITTEN SOME WIGS.

6. Peruvian Rotisserie Chicken (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED RANKING - Peru finally has something else to be known for other than the Incas!

7. AJ Lee (Last Week: Not Ranked) - She took that elbow to the face from Big E. Langston and kept skipping along like nothing happened. That's moxie!

8. Jamie Lannister (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Yeah, I know he's a fictional character from a medieval universe, but he gave me an excuse to make really bad hand puns on Twitter last night with impunity. Also, this. Don't click if you're squeamish.

9. Louis CK (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Bears repeating, he's the funniest man alive, not because of dick jokes or sight gags, but because of blunt honesty and being unafraid of making fun of himself.

10. Sara del Rey (Last Week: 10) - SARA DEL REY FACT: del Rey once went an entire SHIMMER weekend without peeing.

Instant Feedback: All Champions Lose All the Time

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Antonio Cesaro lost a match tonight. That's not new. The man hasn't won a match since 19-dickety-2. See, we had to say "dickety" because the Kaiser stole our word for "twenty." Anyway, this time, it was at least for the title, so the magic of the Champion keeping the belt when it was on the line didn't have to be explained. But Wade Barrett, Dolph Ziggler, and Kaitlyn all had to lose their matches. Are there no more stories to tell? Did WWE forget that they have a roster 60 deep and could, I don't know, tell contendership stories and have guys fight through the ranks?

I don't want my wrestling to be all sports, all the time, but I do want the stories to make sense. For better or worse, it's rooted in sport. Then again, in a sporting world where the Super Bowl Champion is more often a wild card team than one that earns homefield advantage anymore, or where a guy such as Chael Sonnen gets a title shot because he's a good smack talker and not a good fighter, maybe that's less and less the case. Oh, and it worked with Ric Flair as a touring Champ back in the day, right? All of those are good points on the surface until you realize even in real sport, excellent teams win more often than fluky ones, at least historically still. Even so, WWE is not bound by the laws of sport in that they control the outcomes. They can make sure they build guys up.

With the other examples, MMA companies all haven't completely lifted WWE's ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ style of naming contenders, and that Flair's time was totally different. One, he jobbed to guys in front of house show crowds that didn't see other house shows where he'd lose, and two, a lot of those were time-limit draws. WWE wouldn't know what to do with a time-limit draw if it snuck up on them and did the Joker's pencil trick.

It's all just lazy booking in and out. They only want to tell one story at a given time, so the rest of the show suffers because they don't wanna do work, or they're incapable of doing it, or whatever. It's a shame too, because there were strands of show that I thought were great. Brock Lesnar killifying 3MB was amazing as a visual. Mark Henry bulldozed Sheamus, and the Great Hoss Feud of Aught-Eleven was rekindled much to my delight at least. Ryback's revenge narrative was at least well-spoken and logical, and the final segment with him, John Cena, and the Shield to me would have been powerful if not for some contextual issues. CM Punk didn't have to say a word (even though he did speak a few of them, superfluous, really) to get his point across. And hey, Cesaro at least dragged a halfway decent match out of Kofi Kingston before depositing the title to him.

But much like the "CHAMPION HAZ 2 LOOZ" annoyance of their booking patterns, the fact that WWE only seems to have one kind of heel anymore is another sign to me that they just don't give a flying fuck. In a vacuum, Ryback bailing on the ring right before The Shield showed up at least would have raised an eyebrow whether he was tipped off to their presence at least or even hired them at worst. It would have shown a different side of him, but when EVERY FUCKING BAD GUY TURNS TAIL AND LEAVES, whether appropriately like a Punk or totally out-of-character like a Henry, it becomes yet another thing WWE does all the time.

I understand that WWE doesn't need to worry about the show week to week, especially if they do a great Mania number and have no competition. I'm fine with that if we get two-to-three good-to-great matches a week, virtuoso promos, subtle character work, and the requisite kitsch (by the way, they failed in both attempts this week with Cesaro's yodeling and their Cool-Dadding of the Fandango phenomenon). But even when the show's good, the bad booking habits rear their ugly head, and it can be frustrating, especially when they come so close to having an excellent program week in and week out.

On a week where the content of the show lacked a bit, the awful booking - moreover, the spamming of their worst traits - stuck out like a sore thumb. Vince McMahon is supposed to be this reverent figure when it comes to the history of the business. The respect he supposedly shows old wrestlers and the stuff that came before him borders on creepy religion. But if the other rumors I hear are true, and he really is the straw that stirs the drink, there's a cognitive dissonance that lives inside him, because there's now way the Champions of yore would have been treated as if the leather and gold were anchors around their waists.

As of right now, the only quick fix would be to go back in time, dissuade Vince Russo from going into wrestling, and replacing him with a guy who had similar ideas to his "hey, be different and push these guys" plan, and less of his "BELTS ARE WORTHLESS PROPS and everyone has the attention span of half-a-goldfish" ones. For now, maybe WWE should step back, look at why a crowd that isn't littered with intense hardcore fans akin to myself and some readers of the blog might react as sleepily as Greenville seemed to do tonight. If they looked at it from the correct angle, they'd see they're the problem, not the fans.

Team Hell Yes

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Photo Credit: WWE.com

RAW wasn't all bad last night. I mean, Daniel Bryan FINALLY got Kane to do the "YES! YES! YES!" celebration after their 80 billionth win over the Prime Time Players in the last nanosecond*. My neurotic fear is that their impending breakup is around the corner, and I am not ready to handle it. I want them to be friends forever. But I'll take the moments like these as they come. Bryan and Kane may only be the best tag team in WWE by default at the moment, but they'd stack up against any of the great teams from the past in my estimation. Maybe they're not the best, but they're worth noting at least.

* - numbers may be exaggerated

The Name on the Marquee Is There For a Reason

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I love you, D-Bry, but you're wrong here
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I have a bone to pick. Let me illustrate it with two recent quotes.
I don’t consider [WWE] wrestling. I’ve done wrestling. Everywhere. And just by being a good wrestler you can become popular. But not here. It’s more important to be entertaining than it is to be a great wrestler. It’s fascinating to me. Some things just stick. Why it happens, I have no idea. -- Daniel Bryan
I don't know who's behind that Angry Wrestling Vet account, but they seem to have their intentions in the right place most of the time. Everyone who reads this blog or who has read it even for a little bit knows that I think the world Daniel Bryan. However, pardon me, but I think both are full of shit here. People come to see good wrestling when they go to a wrestling show. What WWE puts out is wrestling. To pretend otherwise is to shortchange the artform.

There has been so much parsing over the term wrestling in wrestling, thanks to one Vince McMahon, who somehow is afraid of the thing that brought him to the dance. I understand not wanting to be associated with a word that seems dirty to public at large, even if I think it's fucking stupid to distance oneself from a reputation you helped create. However, the people who do watch RAW, Impact, ROH TV, local televised wrestling shows, DVDs want to be entertained, yes, but they want to be entertained by wrestling.

Wrestling is entertainment, sure. Like any other form of art or sport, we watch in order to keep ourselves occupied with happy distractions, something that has been made eminently clear in the wake of yesterday's awful bombing attacks in Boston. Wrestlers are entertainers, sure. But what the fuck does that actually mean? Is the title entertainer exclusive alone to people who put on spandex (or in John Cena's case, jorts) to play fight in front of crowds of varying size? No. Singers, actors, jugglers, Cirque du Soleil performers, stand-up comedians, and basically anyone else in the business of entertaining is an entertainer. It is literally the vaguest, broadest appellation that a wrestler can use for him or herself.

The emphasis on entertainment not only denies what the wrestlers are, but it denies the truth of what brings people into the building. The name on the marquee says wrestling, so of course people want to go in and see wrestling. It's not amateur wrestling, of course. If people wanted to see that, they'd go to their high school and college gyms to watch meets. No one is going to confuse Ricky Steamboat vs. Randy Savage at WrestleMania III for Aleksandr Karelin vs. Rulon Gardner, but there are scads of people who will regard it as a great wrestling match between two great wrestlers. People who just want to be "entertained" have a billion options in front of them. Those who choose to go to a WWE/TNA/ROH/Chikara/Whatever show choose to go to see wrestling. There's a reason why the biggest stars are who they are. Hulk Hogan is a good wrestler, not in the sense that some among the meta-fan community think. However, he wasn't just a star because he was a good orator. The same goes for The Rock, Ric Flair, Steve Austin, and anyone else who drew a goddamn penny in history. Sorry, @AngryWrestleVet, your analogy is awful, and you should feel bad for using it.

Bryan's denial of what WWE is is equally disheartening because it plays on the rift between WWE and every other wrestling company. I know he kinda has to say it because he's probably feeling pressure from above him, but at the same time, it makes me sad to see people agree with him. The bread and butter of any WWE show is still going to be what goes on in the ring. Just because they have more of a variety feel to them doesn't strip their soul of the wrestling they were built upon. Yes, I've seen Bryan grow as an overall performer. Yes, his Dr. Shelby skits were amazing and saved many a RAW at the end of last year. Yes, he's right in that you need to do more than just be a great "wrestler" (or worker to many of you out there) to make it in WWE.

But to frame the argument as "wrestling" being distilled "technical" style and entertainment as everything else to me is such an awful, awful premise. I've long said that professional wrestling is the greatest artform in the entire world because it literally can be anything you want it to be and draws from EVERY form of entertainment that is available, and it manifests in and around a ring. To marginalize it by compartmentalizing it into wrestling and entertainment boxes is bad. To misname it by saying it's completely entertainment while flat out saying people who want "good wrestling" should go to an amateur meet is even worse. Everyone, in and out of the business, needs to stop running from the label. Wrestling is wrestling, and that's not a bad thing, I promise.

From the Archives: Spanky vs. BJ Whitmer

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For as long as both Brian "Spanky" Kendrick and BJ Whitmer have been around in wrestling, their one-on-one meeting in the JT Lightning Tournament last year was their first singles matchup on over ten years. That's insane. It was worth the wait too, as it was my favorite match of the weekend, which is saying something since ACH wrestled a whole mess of times too. Absolute Intense Wrestling posted this match for free, and I suggest you all watch it. Why? Because good wrestling needs to be seen by everyone, that's why.

A Discussion about Crowds, or Garbage In, Garbage Out

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How can you expect a group of 8-20,000 to "behave?"
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I've read enough opinions about crowds in wrestling over the last five years to fill three brains. I don't follow other forms of entertainment enough to know whether wrestling crowds are unique in how they're parsed, analyzed, and told how to act, but it feels like a lot of energy has been expended by a lot of people on almost lecturing a large group of people who are at an event where they're assumed to be part of the show on proper etiquette. I have been way guilty of this in the past, to be honest. I've come to realize that cats are easier to herd than a mob of loud people participating in groupthink are to tame.

The last two weeks have put this topic into focus. RAW last week in Newark has been called one of the best in wrestling history. Conversely, I saw a lot of reactions on my Twitter timeline last night chastising the crowd, saying they sucked. Honestly, there was a marked difference from last week to this, but I would have been utterly surprised if the reactions were the same. Newark was a post-WrestleMania crowd in a city known as a hotbed for fans like myself. That intersection not surprisingly produced one of the most unique, heel-cheering, creatively-chanting crowds in recent memory. Last night's crowd in Greenville, SC, was more of a traditional wrestling crowd. Of course, that wasn't the only difference. Last week's crowd was treated to one of the most critically-acclaimed wrestling shows of the last couple of years. RAW this week had a smell that the consensus agreed most resembled a wet fart.

That's why I really can't fathom why people were surprised that the crowd was dead anyway. If you don't like what's presented in front of you, why should you react? If you put minimal effort into cultivating an environment that makes people want to cheer, then why act surprised when they don't want to cheer, or boo, or take cues, whether traditional or new? Even so, all of that might end up as being irrelevant anyway. No two crowds are exactly the same, and no two wrestling shows are exactly alike. The closest thing to uniformity that I personally have ever seen has been in the Impact Zone, but even then, I'm sure the makeup of that crowd wasn't exactly the same from taping set to taping set.

The old logic is that promoters only know what their fans like by how they react. It's still true in some cases, although in WWE, those cues can sometimes be ignored, especially if you're Zack Ryder. But take for example Japan, where it is not uncommon to find shows with riveting action to be greeted with mostly silence. The wrestlers didn't fail in their jobs, because even now, but especially in the salad days of All-Japan Pro Wrestling for example, those fans kept coming back and filling up the arena. An American wrestling traditionalist might look at that and be baffled, but the culture was and still is different. The real question then becomes how much of that attitude has leached over into American wrestling crowds? The answer is that I have no idea if any.

Trying to parse a crowd is exceedingly difficult to the point where I don't know where to begin other than saying that getting groups of people in a certain area is volatile. Oftentimes, even the crowds that were the "best" like last week's do things that get on people's nerves. I know that any crowd that chants "We are awesome!" can go right to hell, but at the same time, how the fuck am I going to be able to judge how people enjoy a wrestling show? That's the one hangup I've developed over legislating chants or hush-hushing people for saying things that I thought weren't "appropriate." Someone who chants "This is wrestling!" is showing that they enjoy the show in their own way. They're saying something I think is dumb, but I think I'm able to forgive that over someone, like Mark Madden, who spends the bulk of his or her life shitting all over something to make money or get attention while all the while hating what they're writing about.

Regardless, I think there needs to be some kind of baseline, some starting point where we can try to understand how the brainwaves of people get together and form a crowd. I think the best place to start is trying to correlate between a show's quality and the reaction to it. Obviously, my view of a quality show may not be the same as the guy down the street whose kid love John Cena and who still watches for not only his offspring, but because it's a good way to let off steam. But still, we can agree last night's show was kinda universally terrible, right? Well, maybe not, but I get the vibe more people hated it than not. Even if it was still good, and the crowd STILL shat on it, there's no way of knowing whether it was because they didn't care enough to cheer, or because they were maybe rapt enough by the show that they didn't feel the need to react to everything like Pavlovian dogs.

Unfortunately, there's no instant analysis that can be done on a show like last night. The only way we find out whether Greenville really rejected last night's show or not is to see how the attendance changes the next time WWE comes back to town.

The Wrestling Podcast, Episode 94: Dylan Hales V

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#1 with #2 in the surfboard
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Episode 94: Street Survivors Series

Dylan Hales of the Wrestling Culture Podcast is back on the show again, and this week, we unpack the 2012 TWB 100. After I go through a brief history of the list, Dylan marvels at how far it's come in the last four years. We're both impressed at the variance of wrestlers on the list, and how it's not concentrated with WWE guys. We go through the top 5 in-depth, including a bit of debate over Daniel Bryan's run in Team Hell No and how much of a damn CM Punk gave on RAW in the summer. Dylan wonders aloud if Dolph Ziggler got the benefit of a name reputation, while I pose the debate what's better, Antonio Cesaro's peak at the end of the year or Kane's longevity throughout the year. El Generico is both celebrated and raked over the coals a little bit. WE also discuss "legacy" picks, dissect Brock Lesnar's placement, laud the voters for Big Show's placement, and discuss wrestlers we voted for who didn't make the list as well.

Direct link for your downloading pleasure.

The Best Moves Ever: Ants Go Marching

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Tag team moves are cool, and if you wrestle in Chikara, you kinda have to have a whole bunch of them in your arsenal, oftentimes with several different partners. The best combos have the best moves though, and here's the Colony, in this case Fire and Soldier Ants, doing their combo marching powerbomb/neckbreaker to Scott Parker, the Ants Go Marching.

Your Midweek Links: More Mania Fallout

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More fallout!
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It's hump day, so here are some links to get you through the rest of the week:

Staff Shots:

- Wrestling Is Not Fake, featuring TH [Huff Post Live]

- The Wrestling Podcast, Episode 94: With Dylan Hales [Street Survivors Series]

- Know Your Indies: Wrestling Is Art, by TH [Cageside Seats]

- Know Your Indies: Beyond Wrestling, by TH [Cageside Seats]

- Twitter Request Line, Vol. 28, by Butch [The Wrestling Blog]

- The Best and Worst of Impact, by Danielle [With Leather]

- The Best and Worst of RAW, by Brandon [With Leather]

- Lay off the Fat Hardy jokes, okay?, by TH [Camel Clutch Blog]

- El Balconcito II: Philadelphia, PA, by TH [Holzerman Hungers]

- The Dugout: Jose Canseco's Manfume, by Brandon [With Leather]

Wrestling Links:

- The Certain Fall [International Object]

- John Cena, WrestleMania 29, and how WWE continues to prop up its biggest superstar even though no one can stand him [Grantland]

- WrestleMania Moments [The Classical]

- Triple H is not a conquering hero [Ole Wrestling]

- 9 stages of giddiness [Wrestlegasm]

- Very early WrestleMania XXX predictions [Camel Clutch Blog]

- On knowing too much and feeling too little [Drop Toe Hold]

- Pro wrestling is fake, fake as Mad Men [Sad Salvation]

- Coming of Age [The Face in Peril]

- How delaying our gratification may have helped Dolph Ziggler [The Wrestling Journal]

- Deconstructing Kevin Kelly's Dolph Ziggler argument [The Wrestling Journal]

- We Are Awesome [Kick Your Heels]

- Old wrestlers as hockey players [Zoo with Roy]

- Seems appropriate [Drop Toehold]

Non-Wrestling Links:

- The Marathon [Grantland]

- Sometimes, bad things happen [Danger Guerrero]

- 20 things you might not have known about Mr. Rogers [Warming Glow]

- 10 clues in Mad Men's season premiere suggesting Don Draper's going to die [Warming Glow]

- Why Aereo is scaring broadcast networks [UPROXX]

- A different world: How one small college is dropping sports [SB Nation Longform]

- The Daily Show is the latest to pile on the NCAA [Dr. Saturday]

- Millionaire college football coach thinks his unpaid players get paid plenty [Deadspin]

- 4th down and the pass [Football Study Hall]

- Verne Lundquist tells the story of how he met his wife [Campus Union]

- 15 things every coffee drinker should know [Buzz Feed]

- Chocolate chip cookie cone [Dude Foods]

- How to make a pimento cheese sandwich, a tradition unlike any other [Foodspin]

- Celebrating Jim Nantz, America's highest-paid tree [SB Nation]

- Ten cult classics the critics got wrong [Flavorwire]

- EA's response to being named the Worst Company to Work for in America [Dorkly]

- The 18 greatest time travelers in video game history [Dorkly]

- It's time to end bench-clearing brawls [The Daily Win]

- No excuses for Carlos Quentin, but... [Baseball Nation]

- Let's talk about Jeremy Horst [Crashburn Alley]

- Hawk Harrelson vs. Brian Kenny, and the ongoing baseball metrics debate [Beyond the Box Score]

- D Battery named to Philadelphia Sports Hall of Fame [The Onion]

- 11 bands you might not realize were Christian [Buzz Feed]

- The four most weirdly obnoxious fanbases [Cracked]

- 18 surprising facts about your own pee [YouTube]

TWGP to Get Some Bravado

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The sixth team in this year's Tag World Grand Prix is none other than the Bravado Brothers. Harlem and Lancelot will look to make their grandmother proud by winning the tourney and launching themselves to the front of the line for a shot at los Campeonatos de Parejas. As of right now, I'm pulling for them to win, but there are still ten teams left to announce.

The TWB 100 Epilogue: Unpacking My Ballot

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#56 locking up #8 on my ballot
Photo Credit: Gregory Davis/DDS
Now that the TWB 100 has been announced, voted upon, compiled, released, and podcasted about, it's time to do one last bit of unpacking before I put it to bed for this year. I strive to be as transparent and thoughtful as I can be with thought experiments such as these (and this is a thought experiment), so without further ado, I'm going to post my ballot and blurb for everyone who didn't make the cut. Hopefully, it'll give you guys the insight into why I put these wrestlers on my ballot, and maybe next year, if you do participate, it inspires you not only to compile a ballot, but to write about why you placed the wrestlers you did on it.

1. ACH
2. Sheamus

3. Kyle Matthews - Kyle Matthews is a YouTube superstar, and odds are, he's the best wrestler you've never seen. Obviously, as the indie scene in the South grows more and more, he becomes a little less obscured by his own geographical range. He's already branching out into Resistance Pro, IWC, and even a little bit in Gabe-land. However, none of those spot appearances do him justice. Thankfully, people with fancams going to dinky high school gyms, and promotions with local TV like Rampage Pro Wrestling make sure there's no shortage of footage of him on the Tubes.

That's how I got my exposure to him for the most part. It was through YouTube videos of varying providence where I saw one of the most versatile wrestlers on the scene today ply his craft. He played the role of overconfident babyface against the seemingly hapless Maxwell Chicago at the Kiefer Classic in January, and just as easily, he was able to work from beneath against the much larger Gunner at a Deep Southern Championship Wrestling show two months later. While his true calling has been wrestling as a good guy, he played a subtle yet effective heel in one of the two live appearances I saw him at, ECWA Super 8 against Gregory Iron.

But no matter what role he was in, Matthews was able to combine old school Southern sensibilities with a modern, indie-wrestling ethic. It's something that makes him a perfect bridge for fans of both styles of wrestling, and it lends itself to him having great matches with anyone of any size, shape, style, or ability. I watched maybe 15-20 Kyle Matthews matches in 2012, and the only one that came remotely close to being unsatisfying was the first, a match at EVOLVE 10 where he got squashed in short order by Jon Davis. Even though the match wasn't competitive at all (thanks Gabe, you're so smart!), Matthews still bumped his ass off to make sure that Davis would look like a killer just before he was ready to call out Finlay.

The South is an untapped gold mine for new or underexposed talent, and Matthews leads the charge. Forget ROH, Gabe-land, and other big indies. Matthews is a guy who should be on WWE's radar, which makes his obscurity all the more frustrating for me, an observer of a scene filled with people bitching and moaning that there are no more good wrestlers left because WWE takes them all. Nevermind the fact that there are a ton of solid guys still in Northeast/Midwest promotions, the South has maybe the best of the lot, at least on an elite level. Matthews is the best proof of that.

4. Daniel Bryan
5. El Generico
6. Rachel Summerlyn
7. CM Punk

8. Hailey Hatred - Hatred suffers for the purposes of this list because she didn't work a whole lot in America. Her heart is in Japan, and she is a joshi, through and through. However, when she did come home in '12, the results were nothing short of spectacular. Every time she stepped into a ring, be it for SHIMMER or Absolute Intense Wrestling, you were going to get an elite match. If we were just looking at her short, AIW resume - vs. John Thorne, Jenny Rose, and Sara del Rey - it might have gotten her on my ballot out of principle, especially the ones against Thorne and del Rey. Both of those matches weren't the best on their respective cards, but that's only because the former had maybe the best match of the year in AR Fox vs. ACH in an Iron Man match, and the other was headlined by the most brutal steel cage match of the year between Allysin Kay and Mia Yim. However, they were good enough both to get mentioned on my Top 100 Matches, and I think they both would have been the best matches on any other card AIW put out last year.

However, once you combine that resume with her SHIMMER weekend last spring? Then you start getting into elite territory here. Three tag matches with Kalamity produced the best or near the best tilts on three of the four volumes, and the fourth had her in a stiff-fest with Mercedes Martinez that surpassed most "I hit you, you hit me" strike-trading contests anywhere. It's not just because she's an impeccable striker, or that she has the best running Liger bomb, or that her offense is superior. All those things are true, but she works a style most of the time that requires precise timing. She may have the best sense of how to pace a match in that high-impact strong-style, and she does it with style and panache as well.

I don't care if she had fewer than one dozen matches on American soil, because the output was electric every time. Hailey Hatred is the ultimate short-resume top 10 candidate in my eyes, and I think it's unfair of her to give all her talents to Japan. Come home for more than a week here or there. We want your wrestling for our eyes, live and not just on overdubbed video.

9. Sami Callihan
10. Athena
11. Dolph Ziggler
12. Damien Sandow
13. Antonio Cesaro
14. AR Fox
15. Austin Aries

16. Fred Yehi - He's a total accidental find on YouTube. I was actually looking for Corey Hollis matches when I first stumbled upon him, and then when I saw what he had to offer against my original search, I went down a diversionary rabbit hole. I happened to like what I found down that one a lot better. Yehi is a guy who isn't afraid to go to the mat, which doesn't really set him too far apart from the pack until you realize he's putting as much stiffness on a headlock takedown or a snap mare as someone like Low Ki puts behind his kicks. I've come to accept the feeling out process as being almost passive to a point, but Yehi brings fire to every stage of the match, whether it's grappling or he's in his comeback.

Like Hatred above him, he seems to have the timing down required to work a style that is lighter on the selling than it is about trading strikes or counterwrestling. Even though he wrestles in Georgia and doesn't eschew Southern fundamentals, his raw energy and his ring placement are so engaging that they bring you into his world. This would be impressive for a veteran, but 2012 was Yehi's second or third year in the biz, actually. This guy needs to break out, because once he does, he'll be having great matches with everyone.

17. Kevin Steen
18. Willie Mack
19. LuFisto
20. Matt Jackson
21. Nick Jackson
22. Mark Angel/Angelosetti
23. Alberto del Rio
24. Davey Vega
25. The Big Show
26. Robert Roode
27. Ricochet

28. Allysin Kay - I was actually shocked not to see Kay make the list, because I thought she was the best of her running clique by far last year. I'm not sure there was a better total trilogy of matches that didn't involve Daniel Bryan and Sheamus last year than her trilogy with Mia Yim, which was an evolution from improvising on the fly after Kay got her nose busted to a visceral hardcore brawl that stemmed from that to a pitch perfect cage match with Kay hanging from the cage to get the tapout victory over Yim. It was one of the most visually stunning finishes to a match ever.

29. John Cena
30. Kana
31. Robert/RD Evans/Archibald Peck/Mixed Martial Archie/Mysterious and Handsome Stranger
32. Tim Donst
33. Adam Cole

34. TJ Perkins - Perkins might be the most preternaturally gifted wrestler today, or if not, he's in a tie with Ayako Hamada. Things come easy to him, and it shows in the ring against nearly any opponent. He had one of both ACH's and Sami Callihan's best matches in 2012, and that's not trivial at all. I think the only reason why I didn't have him higher was because his body of work was so spotty. He didn't stay in one place for too long, and unlike Hatred, who got a top 10 vote from me despite having a similar resume, there wasn't a sense of cohesion to his matches on the whole. That might seem pedantic, but there was always something that felt slightly off about him in the ring. Still, TJ Perkins slightly off is a lot better than most guys at the tail end of a big run with one promotion.

35. Drew Gulak
36. Sara del Rey
37. Icarus

38. Mercedes Martinez - I slept on Martinez for the last three years prior to '12, but she started strong against Mia Yim at the Girls Grand Prix and didn't really look back. I don't know if she changed or if I did. Either way, I finally got what the big deal was around her. The highlight of her year was the fantastic brawl at SHIMMER vol. 45 against Athena. It was so gutty and raw, which isn't something I'm used to seeing from that promotion. It's also a style that Martinez wears well.

39. Stupefied/Player Dos
40. Player Uno

41. Meiko Satomura - She only ventured over the Pacific for five dates. All of them were for Chikara. All of them were memorable in their own way. I feel redundant comparing every short-resume wrestler to Hailey Hatred, but I feel like if she had just a few more matches in her repertoire, she'd have been in my top ten as well. She was such a treat to have on the shows she was on because her counters and exchanges are so seamless. Her one-on-three comeback at the end of the Team ROH match was one of the most valiant stretches of wrestling I've seen in my life. Hats off.

42. Green Ant
43. Justin Gabriel
44. Jigsaw/Rubix
45. Shane Matthews

46. Jeremy Wyatt - Wyatt spent a good bit of 2012 on the shelf with injuries, and he also had a few alignment shifts. However, his heel work, especially in two matches against ACH and one against Bull Schmitt, was pretty tremendous. HE was Metro Pro's anchor, and the company was better for it.

47. Ayako Hamada - If there were such a tangible award to be given out for "Best in the World," Ayako Hamada would be on the short list to receive it. She makes it look so easy that it's unbelievable. Her spring SHIMMER taping Tag Title run needs to be seen by everyone, ESPECIALLY the match where she and Ayumi Kurihara defended against Ray and Leon.

48. Eddie Kingston

49. Nicole Matthews - She's improved a lot since I first saw her, and this year, she upped her game to match where SHIMMER was placing her. I thought she had the best non-Saraya match with Cheerleader Melissa at the first set of tapings.

50. Mark Henry
51. Scott Parker

52. Mike Posey - It's easy to look good when you wrestle Kyle Matthews a lot, but Posey stood out on his own accord. He's got a mean streak, which is necessary when you work heel. Plus, he did well in a tag match with Chip Day against the Washington Bullets on a DSCW show.

53. Portia Perez
54. Tyson Kidd
55. Mike Quackenbushfd

56. Ayumi Kurihara - It's a shame she's retiring this year, because she's always been a stalwart in Berwyn. I don't think Hamada could have teamed with anyone else during their Tag Team Championship run.

57. Louis Lyndon - He had a bit of good stuff in AIW with Flip Kendrick, but he also broke out pretty big in AAW too. Among everything else he does, I love his kung-fu affectations. They're not only amusing, they're really effective at building up heat within the match.

58. Dean Ambrose

59. Rey Mysterio - Mysterio was held together with duct tape and Gorilla Glue most of the year, but when he was active, I thought he still gave flashes of the performances that made him great even two years ago. I thought his tag run with Sin Cara was underrated, and that he did more to help acclimate the former Mistico to WWE than anything else.

60. Brian Cage/-Taylor - Look, if feats of strength alone got you on my ballot, Michael Elgin would have been near the top. Not only were Cage's displays of badassery Herculean, they often enhanced the match rather than tried to make him look so cool and bad-ass at the expense of the story.

61. Leva Bates - Her cosplay game is great, but the best part about it is that it always figured into her matches, adding in a unique swirl to anything she did. While her best match was in WSU against Kalamity, her tag run with Allison Danger was not to be slept upon either.

62. Roderick Strong
63. James Storm
64. Cody Rhodes

65. Matthew Palmer - The man got skewered in the head, thrown off a balcony, threw himself off a balcony, and subjected himself to the White Boy Challenge against a possibly deranged former WWE head-case. And that was all before July 4th. He's Heath Slater's willingness to die for our amusement, only pumped up with billions of gallons of nitrous.

66. Mia Yim
67. Rich Swann
68. Jimmy Jacobs
69. Kane

70. MsChif - MsChif did what she does in SHIMMER, which is be awesome, but I point to her AAW street fight with Danny Daniels as the pinnacle of her in-ring credentials this year. It was so brutal, and she was able to work in the Freddy Krueger glove.

71. Jon Davis - Apparently, he gets "X-Pac heat" in Gabe-land, whatever the fuck that means, but that just means those fans don't appreciate his hossiness. He had a great series with Vordell Walker around the Southern indies.

72. Bully Ray

73. Cedric Alexander - I didn't see much of his ROH tag run; most of what I liked about him happened either in random singles matches I peeped on YouTube, or it was the lone tag match I saw with him and Caprice Coleman against Jimmy Rave and Kyle Matthews on Rampage TV. Either way, I hope I catch more ROH this year and I hope they feature him, cuz he's good.

74. Christopher Daniels

75. BJ Whitmer - Whitmer's comeback really came into full bloom, as he had some really good brawls with Flexor Industries and Nixon in AIW. I really dug his match with Spanky at J-Lit though.

76. Vordell Walker - He's such a weird case. Like, he's got a hoss's build, but he's really short. He can work big or small. He's apparently been around for a decade, so he's got TRICKS up his sleeve too. I wish I would've seen more of him, but he, like Kyle Matthews, is appearing in more places in 2013.

77. Hallowicked
78. Jessicka Havok

79. Jaka/Johnny Mangue - He had a gimmick/character change, and it actually enhanced his in-ring stuff. He's one of the better "kicks and submissions" guys around, and I'm glad he's branching out into the Chikara family.

80. Kalamity - She's always got this sour puss on her face, and she wrestles like it too. Her kick are so hard-looking. I get good feelings when she's announced for a given match.

81. Christina von Eerie - TNA wasted her, but that's to be expected. She's better off doing SHIMMER, ACW, and the rest of the indie circuit. She's got a lot of spunk, and her attitude is perfect for a wrestling ring.

82. Gran Akuma - Chikara is great for its silly characters and masks, but it needs a straight-shooter to keep things a bit grounded. Akuma was a breath of fresh air for the company, and his ladder match with Icarus at C-Rex was one of the best I've seen.

83. Jimmy Rave - Rave is such a legendary master of stalling. It borders on annoying sometimes, but when it's against the right opponent, like Fred Yehi or Caprice Coleman and Cedric Alexander, it works.

84. Mat Fitchett - It's such a shame he lost half a year to a leg injury, because he was on his way to having an outstanding year. Maybe his finest performance was mourning his "brother" Murphy and avenging him at Peace, Love, and Anarchy.

85. Cheerleader Melissa
86. Ryback

87. Bandido, Jr. - I liked his run in the Super 8, and he had a pretty neat match against Adam Cole in CTWE. He's definitely a guy to watch, especially since CZW is proving to be more palatable for more than just the death match crowd.

88. Jakob Hammermeier - It's amazing how much better he's gotten. He's gone from token comedy jobber to an actively good tag wrestler in a company where being a tag wrestler is more important than working singles matches.

89. Angel Blue - She's the second best heel in the biz after Icarus right now. As a nuts-and-bolts wrestler, I think she has a bit of work to do, but her work at aggravating the crowd while wrestling is so good that she deserves a spot here.

90. Brian Kendrick - I feel like if Kendrick had popped up more on my radar, he'd be higher. He owned J-Lit weekend. I kinda wish he wrestled ACH at some point, but thus is life.

91. Johnny Yuma/Lars Only - He's improved a lot, especially in his bread and butter, bumping huge. In a company where everyone takes huge bumps, PWG, he stood out.

92. Seth Rollins
93. Heath Slater
94. Chris Jericho

95. Bobby Fish - Oh man, I wish everyone could have seen him at Super 8. He was an awesome dickhead in addition to being a perfectly cromulent technical wrestler.

96. Saraya Knight

97. Jessica James/Lady Poison - Lady Poison is probably the most unique wrestler I've ever seen. She's weird, but in a good way. I kinda wish she'd revert to it permanently in one promotion.

98. Corey Hollis - He's one of the Southern YouTube All-Stars, who did a lot of good work whenever he showed up on tape. I've got high hopes for him and Mike Posey if they get more shots in ROH.

99. Colin Delaney - He's so expressive in his surliness. I think sometimes, he tries too hard to heel it up, but more often than not, he delivers.

100. Eve Torres

And there's my entire ballot with blurbs either here or linked. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go lay down...

Best Coast Bias: NEXPLODES! CORRE MELTDOWN! ETC!

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Yup, he dropped the Hammer on him
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Poor Justin Gabriel.

You get done juggling fire and taunting gravity for a day, only to be launched into a battle royal with some tag teams, the Great Khali, and the starting roster of the These Guys Didn't Get Future Endeavored Last Year? All-Stars.  In a battle royal that'd warm the heart of any longtime Wrestling Challenge or WCW Saturday Night watcher you (and everybody else) overcome the Great Khali eventually.  When Drew McIntyre tries to bounce you you skin the cat and turn it into a headscissor to take him out before backdropping out a conniving Primo.  Your reward is an immediate shot at the Intercontinental Championship against your old best friend (really?  Best friend?  Really? Oh, that's right, that slick of AXE isn't doing the commentary anymore).  And things're going so well.

Flash pins get him offguard.  You survive him working over your ribs like a 9 to 5 and him kicking you in the face.  The drop toe hold into the turnbuckle opens the door a crack and you see gold in the house, so you open the door.  Kicks land.  Crossbodies connect.  You manage to narrowly avoid a countout, too, and connect with a springboard top-rope moonsault.

And in the blink of an eye rake you get laid out with a Bullhammer.

Doomed to be in the shadow of Part XIII of the Wade Barrett Rebuilding Project -- no matter how hard I laughed at Wade calling out Striker backstage for failing at schoolteaching, wrestling, interviewing, and life in general.

Maybe we're on the road to REAL MEN DON'T SKYJUMP, REAL MEN FOREARM YOU IN THE MOUTH shirts.

Well, probably not.

But away from the brightest lights, the Englishman proves himself to be a big fish in the small ponds--a veritable Mr. Wednesday Night.

BOOM!

Instant Feedback: Unity and Cheesecake

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In some ways, Impact was good tonight. This was the best Aces and Eights looked in awhile. In fact, I'd say that it's how the angle should have started. Well, maybe with different principals. Ken Anderson is a shitty Scott Hall, but whenever either former-Dudley is doing things, or whenever DOC or Knux are around, well, the quality output is going to match the narrative strength. I wouldn't have ended the show with a Bully Ray soliloquy, but at the same time, it did what it had to do. It set up TNA as a company that needed a united front, and people like Christopher Daniels and Robert Roode need to eventually band together or else the bikers are going to overwhelm them.

The words "When you're with [Aces and Eights], you'll never walk alone," are endearing out of context, and the company is treading a line when the people the bikers are against are for the most part unlikable. However, if the journey means that there'll be a united front with characters who grow, then yeah, this will be seen as a good starting point. For me, Samoa Joe and Magnus are the two best characters that I want to get behind. AJ Styles is going to be the lynchpin. But there's a certain positivity imbued in the uncertainty. It's a strange new world for this company.

In other ways, I wanted to throw a brick at the TV screen with the Knockouts stuff. First off, why is it so important that they have a separate Knockouts referee? They got along fine with regular referees for years before Earl Hebner started having inappropriate relations with Madison Rayne. Brian Hebner and Slick Johnson are able-bodied wrestlers whose penises aren't dowsing rods for certain Knockouts' lady parts, right? It's such a superfluous story that was set up for one lone sight gag - Joey Ryan as a sleazebag corrupting the integrity of the competition.

Couple that with this new Knockouts site that's going to launch in a couple of weeks. Judging from the promotional material, all it's going to be is a site with JO pictures. Do they really need to have an entire site dedicated to cheesecake? This is the Internet. The average Internet user can get hardcore pornography quicker than you can say "BEWBS." If you're going to have a site for the Knockouts separate from the regular TNA site, it should highlight them as something that would be revolutionary in the mainstream/corporate world... as wrestlers.

Friday Five: The Rock

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Since he's most likely wrestled his last match...

1. How would you rate The Rock's return to WWE?

2. Buy or sell: The Rock was never a good wrestler.

3. Who was Rocky's quintessential opponent?

4. Have you seen any of Rocky's movies, and if so, what's your favorite?

5. What was your favorite Rock moment in his wrestling career?
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