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The 2015 TWB 100: 6 Through 25

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Fénix kicks off today's countdown
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This entry is the final bulk post, and it will take the countdown right at the doorstep of the top five. Check check check, check it out.

25. Fénix
Points: 2963
Ballots: 40
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Mat Morgan, Stygimoloch, Brandon Kay)
Last Year's Placement: 82nd Place

TH: Honestly, if anyone in Lucha Underground deserves a medal for his performance, it's Fénix. He was clearly the best guy in the company in the ring in 2015, and he made huge splashes in other companies, including Chikara (even if part of it was for letting a bad word slip, oops!). His series against Mil Muertes was some of the best wrestling all year. He helped make a casket match Match of the Year worthy. A CASKET MATCH. GRAVE CONSEQUENCES was the best match of the year that didn't involve either Sasha Banks or Bayley, and while Muertes carried his own weight in it, a lot of that was because of Fénix's unbridled fire, his fearless bumping, and his big, moment-appropriate spots. And the funny thing is they tried and almost topped that with the Death Match later on in the year. Unlike Muertes, Fénix had several awesome matches with other opponents as well, both in LU and Chikara. I can't say enough great things about Fénix, and hopefully, he makes more rounds in 2016 because he's a guy that you have to see wrestle as many times as you can.

Bill Bicknell: Even if it all goes to hell in a few years and Lucha Underground is inexplicably giving nostalgia pop title runs to Carlito and Santino Marella, Fénix vs. Mil Muertes will remain Lucha Underground's enduring contribution to the art of wrestling. It's just that good.

Elliot Imes: In 2015 he was the only guy to seriously take on Mil Muertes. Their Grave Consequences match saw Fenix bloodied, with a ripped-up mask, still taking it to Mil with everything he had. It was breathtaking.

Mat Morgan: For my money there was only one match that might have been better than Fenix vs. Mil Muertes: Grave Consequences, and even then it's close. I had the good fortune of seeing him live at King of Trios, where his trio arguably had the match of the night on all three nights, a feat that I don't know if any other team in Trios history can claim. Amazing wrestler. Amazing hugger (damn right, you're jealous).

Brandon House: Lucha Underground kinda came out of nowhere and blew all our minds, huh? Of the main luchadores from Lucha Underground to really get popular, Fenix was the best of the lot. He's not as flippy as some guys, but he does things that are damn amazing. He walks the ropes with the same ease people walk down sidewalks. I have to look down at my feet just to make sure I don't trip on the stairs. Life's just not fair.

Joey on Earth: The rise of Lucha Underground in 2015 introduced us to many great luchadors and Fenix was the best. Everyone understandably puts over Pentagon and Prince Puma as the stars of the show but Fenix stole the first season with outstanding matches on a weekly basis, especially against Mil Muertes.

Stygimoloch: Fénix is my sleeper favourite of 2015. When I was putting together my ballot, he initially started out a fair bit lower. But every time I thought about his matches, particularly in terms of how much I enjoyed them relative to other people's, he crept up a bit... and up again... until he ended up sitting at #2 in my rankings. The frankly ridiculous things his body can do turn every match he's in into one long highlight reel without sacrificing narrative structure, whether in AAA, PWG and Chikara guest slots, or Lucha Underground. But what really sealed him as arguably the key character in the latter company is the depth of his character, and the grace with which he presents it. Hubristically flawed but trying to transcend himself; despite being based around the mythical firebird of a thousand lives, Fénix represents the human heart of Lucha Underground.

Joshua Browns: While I am a dedicated member of the Chikarmy, I’m not Mike Quackenbush, so I don’t have to deduct any points from Fenix’s score for dropping the F-bomb at King of Trios. Between what I saw from this guy live at KoT, multiple great matches at BOLA and his Lucha Underground run (‘Grave Consequences’ – HOLY SHIT), Fenix has the potential to be the next big-time flyer on a national level. He’s not quite as smooth as a guy like Ricochet, and he doesn’t go in as much for crazy “innovation” spots like Aerostar or Jack Evans, but he sells better than any of those guys, and his corkscrew plancha is a thing of beauty. If LU wanted to build Season 2 entirely around Fenix chasing Mil Muertes for the Lucha Underground title, I’d be totally OK with that.(NOTE FROM JOSH - I totally wrote that last sentence before Episode 8 of season 2 aired, I swear!)

Photo Credit: WWE.com
24. Kofi Kingston
Points: 2996
Ballots: 46
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Charles Humphreys)
Last Year's Placement: Not Ranked

TH: Kingston has been sort of this groan-inducing guy up until this year, when he found new life with the New Day team. It was almost like being with such a hot act made him up his game in the ring too. He has a better sense of focus, is snugger with his moves, and has improved his pacing by leaps and bounds.

Bill Bicknell: If they did nothing else right in 2015, let it be known that it was finally the year when they realized that the best way to make Kofi Kingston matter was to cast off everything that made him Kofi Kingston. Kingston probably gets overlooked a bit, but to me, he's always anchored The New Day, providing a good counterbalance to Woods's goofiness and E's power.

Brandon House: I was so afraid for the New Day at the beginning of the year, and was sure they would be out of the company by this year. I'm so happy to be wrong. Being part of the New Day has completely reinvigorated Kofi and made him far more interesting than he was as a solo good guy.

Stygimoloch: Kofi Kingston has been visibly revitalised with the advent of The New Day. He's a veteran in WWE by this point, and in 2015 it finally felt like he was able to fully demonstrate that.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
23. Jason Jordan
Points: 3090
Ballots: 51
Highest Vote: 12th Place (Scott Raychel)
Last Year's Placement: Not Ranked

TH: Jordan went from milquetoast PC guy to elite tag team worker in less than a year thanks to his renewed vigor teaming with Chad Gable. In addition to providing muscle for the team and throwing some great suplexes, Jordan has become one of the most effective hot tags in the entire WWE if not world.

David Kincannon: Before he found Chad Gable, I kinda thought Jason Jordan was boring. I knew people who liked him and were rooting for him to find a spot that was his in NXT, but I didn't get it. Since forming American Alpha, though, I've seen the light. He's great...especially at throwing suplexes.

Elliot Imes: Not only is he an awesome hot tag, but he seems like a genuinely awesome dude who can barely comprehend that he's getting to be a wrestler, let alone be a part of a tag team that's catching fire. That will never not be charming.

Chris Gibbons: Though Gable got all the attention in American Alpha right away, Jason Jordan quickly became his peer. The way he throws suplexes with ease is a thing of beauty, and he’s probably the best hot tag out there.

Joey O. My wife and I attended an NXT house show while on vacation in Orlando last fall. The main event was a Survivor Series-style match and the #1 moment I remember from it was Jordan tossing around his opponents with ease using three different types of suplexes in a row.

Brandon House: Chad Gable's counterpart, Jason Jordan owes a lot to his partner. Jordan goes from aimless to part of the hotest team in NXT. He's crazy explosive and the way he throws dudes with his suplexes is so pretty. His dropkick is one of the dopest in wrestling.

Stygimoloch: As athletically impressive as Chad Gable is, his tag team partner is something else entirely. Jason Jordan is the kind of guy I just want to see wrestle an endless stream of opponents, to see what new things he does. He feels like a throwback to the days of Dean Malenko and Curt Hennig, but with a contemporary lucharesu-esque flair.

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22. Kana/Asuka
Points: 3207
Ballots: 44
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Jeff Stormer)
Last Year's Placement: Not Ranked

TH: Asuka really wasted no time upon getting into NXT. Her entrance was similar to Hideo Itami's in 2014, but unlike the former KENTA, she earned my vote with two outstanding matches at Takeover: Respect and Takeover: London against Dana Brooke and Emma respectively. Her furious offensive attack is just so fun to watch. She should get a hard look for top five votes in 2016 if she continues on this arc.

Elliot Imes: With only four months of active competition in NXT, Asuka still won me over big time. When a wrestler is actually terrifying and you're sure that they could kill you if they felt like it, that's how you believe them as a threat. Asuka is a walking threat.

Chris Gibbons: I only had fringe knowledge of Kana/Asuka before she hit NXT, but I quickly saw why she was considered one of the best female wrestlers in the world. Asuka’s offense and intensity is unparalleled.

Brandon House: This small Japanese woman is easily the most terrifying being in WWE. That smile marks death. Don't sleep, Asuka's coming. Her competitive matches against Dana Brooks and Emma were really good, and watching her knock out jobbers never gets old to me.

Joshua Browns: Only this low (had her at 35) because she debuted in NXT in October, and I'd never seen her wrestle before then. Any wrestler who can get me to gasp in shock as frequently as this lady does is going to make my list. Her strikes are legit terrifying at times. She’s sooo good at this. I don't know exactly what the plan is going forward, but a long Steamboat/Flair style program with Bayley would suit me just fine.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
21. Rusev
Points: 3381
Ballots: 48
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Angelo Castillo)
Last Year's Placement: 8th Place

TH: Rusev was done dirtier than the average Mike Rowe job in 2015, and yet every time he got a chance to go in the ring, he shone. His series with Cena gets overshadowed by the booking, but Rusev really hung in there with Cena. He made the Dolph Ziggler program tolerable with his matches, and whenever he got a chance to tangle with Kevin Owens or Cesaro, it was an extra-special treat for the fans at home. Rusev is an irrepressible talent and one that if WWE were smart, it would lean on for a decade or more.

Chris Gibbons: He lost steam after losing to Cena at Mania, but he was a consistently entertaining presence no matter how he was booked. He should be a top heel. Rusev udrya, Rusev machka.

David Murphy: Did anyone turn more trash into treasure than Rusev? There are just iconic things you can talk about: his tank entrance, the fish, Dog Ziggler, stealing the monitor and declaring himself TV champ. Rusev might be the most underutilized wrestler in the world, Cesaro included.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
20. Luke Harper
Points: 3387
Ballots: 51
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Chris Harrington)
Last Year's Placement: 7th Place

TH: Harper was lost in the shuffle a lot in 2015, but whenever he got a chance go to, he made the most of it. He had more of his highlights towards the end of the year when the Wyatt Family was reunited and refocused.

Stygimoloch: While the entire Wyatt Family span in circles for much of 2015 narrative-wise, they still gave their all to what they were given, and Luke Harper in particular turned out a masterful performance whenever he set foot in the ring. Hopefully big things are planned for him in the future, because he's earned them.

Bill DiFilippo: Luke Harper is the best member of the Wyatt family in the ring. At this point, it’s kinda not debatable. He rules.

Joshua Browns: A criminally underappreciated (at least by the guys who are signing his checks) performer. 2015 was particularly bad for a guy who I was hoping would get to break out on his own and show what he can do. It’s not even that he had a bad year in the ring, it’s just that he’s not really getting chances to actually demonstrate what he can do.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
19. AJ Styles
Points: 3487
Ballots: 42
Highest Vote:1st Place (Bob RT, Kris Zellner)
Last Year's Placement: 23rd Place

TH: Many people have said that if the TWB 100 were opened up to accept work from all around the world, Styles would be number one. Even in the confines of America and Canada, Styles showed enough of that prowess to corroborate those claims. I saw him wrestle at least four times live in 2015 and a bunch more on tape, and every time, he was the best guy in the match. He makes transitions look so seamless, almost like they're straight from an action movie. His offense is both crisp and forceful looking. I defy anyone to find a springboard move that looks as forceful as his bouncing flying forearm. The man is a natural when it comes to putting together fantastic matches, regardless of opponent. The biggest testament to his prowess has to be from Final Battle, where he was able to have one of the ten best bouts of the year with a guy I normally find vanilla in Jay Lethal. The man is a miracle worker if I'm talking about his mechanics in the ring.

Elliot Imes: He'll continue to be an asset to the wrestling community. Hold on...the WRESTLING COMMUNITY??

Chris Gibbons: Styles would be a lot higher for me (maybe even number one) if we were counting international work, since his work in New Japan was incredible in 2015. His work in Ring of Honor and the indies was great but didn’t match his work with guys like Okada and Ibushi overseas.

Joshua Browns: I got to see more of AJ's eligible work this year, so he jumps significantly up my ballot in 2015. Now that he’s in WWE full time, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s even higher next year. I had my first opportunity to see AJ wrestle live at King of Trios this past September, and he certainly didn’t disappoint. I’d always imagined AJ as a guy who takes himself a little too seriously, but the way he adapted to both the vibe of the Chikara crowd (not to mention that he was teaming with the Bucks, who are usually a little more tongue-in-cheek) was a remarkable thing to see.

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18. Pentagón Jr.
Points: 3587
Ballots: 46
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Keith Campbell)
Last Year's Placement: 72nd Place

TH: While Mr. Cero Miedo was a far better character than worker, he still had his moments in the ring. In addition to having the most bad-ass finisher in all of wrestling, he was able to put together some nice little matches against a variety of opponents on Lucha Underground.

Bill Bicknell: Holy shit, Pentagón Jr. Where do you even begin with this guy? What started as a talented but kind of forgettable bit player evolved into an ARM-BREAKING NINJA SKELETON FURY, the rampaging unchecked id of Lucha Underground. I wasn't as big a fan of the Cero Miedo match as everyone else was, but the build towards it--and the bloody path of broken limbs leading to it--was something to behold.

Elliot Imes: I saw him live this year. He was fifteen feet away from me, and I felt like if I looked at him the wrong way, those eyes would lock with mine, and he would come into the crowd and break both of my arms. Good lord, he is so awesome.

Chris Gibbons: Pentagon Jr. is so great that he made my top 10 largely based on squash matches that became public executions of jobbers’ arms, as well as a match with 48-year-old Vampiro. That’s talent.

Mat Morgan: While I think Fenix was by far the best wrestler in Lucha Underground in 2015, it's hard to argue that anyone but Pentagon Jr. was the best character. The only thing better than seeing a pissed-off ninja skeleton dedicating impending sacrifices to his maestro before the match is, once the match starts and he's started wrecking his opponents with strikes, going "yeah, that's exactly how a pissed-off ninja skeleton is supposed to wrestle."

Brandon House: Fenix might be the best of the Lucha Underground guys, but Pentagon Jr. is the breakout star. Dude walks out and it's zero fear for everyone in earshot. CERO MIEDO!

Scott Raychel: All I know is that every time Pentagon Jr. is on my television screen, I just start clapping and giggling like a small child, so he gets a high rating from me.

David Murphy: Pentagon Jr is a force of nature. Pentagon is an evil man who I fear could convince me to do evil things. He got me excited about a Sexy Star match, for crying out loud. Also, he's really good at every single aspect of pro-wrestling. He may be the most complete wrestler in the world. When I think of 2015, I'll think of a lot of things like Bayley and Sasha and Rusev on a tank, but Pentagon, man, Pentagon might be the one that sticks with me the most. Because it isn't about the classic matches, and he had a few. It's the performer I'll remember.

Joshua Browns: It’s easy to dismiss Pentagon, Jr.’s act as being more about his Lucha Underground persona and that incredible look than it is about great matches, but I think he’s somewhat underrated as a worker. So many of the bigger names in Lucha Underground got the opportunity to have great match after great match on the show, but Pentagon’s story wasn’t about that. It’s not always easy to look like a great wrestler when your on-screen role is to come out week after week and wreck guys like Famous B, but when given the opportunity to have more meaningful matches, Pentagon delivered in a big way, most especially in the Ultima Lucha match with Vampiro. Garbage wrestling isn’t the easiest thing to pull off well, and Pentagon carried a dude who doesn’t really wrestle anymore to one of the best hardcore matches of the year. Top that off with an excellent string of performances at BOLA, and you have a very solid 2015. Plus I just think it’s cool that Pentagon, Jr. has inherited the package piledriver, since he's basically the supernatural, Mexican Kevin Steen anyway.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
17. Chad Gable
Points: 3637
Ballots: 52
Highest Vote: 4th Place (Ryan Kilma)
Last Year's Placement: Not Ranked

TH: Kurt Angle was at his best between 1999 and 2002, when he was a dorky Olympic-influenced wrestler who learned how to do suplexes. If one was to distill that era of Angle, incubate it, and put it into a smaller dude with a pothead oeuvre, you'd get Chad Gable. Gable burst onto the scene in 2015 and immediately began to hit it out of the park. He was not only one of the best technical guys on the NXT roster, but he became one of the best Ricky Mortons with his selling and hitting of all the beats during heat segments in tag matches. This guy can be something big if WWE allows him the avenue.

Elliot Imes: Just seeing Gable harassing Jason Jordan, I didn't think he'd be much in the ring. Goodness gracious, I was wrong. He makes a wristlock look as exciting as a triple moonsault.

Chris Gibbons: It’s hard to put into words how dope Chad Gable is. Wrestling just seems natural to him, like he’s not even thinking about it or trying. Seeing him work fills me with a childlike glee that reminds me why I love wrestling in the first place.

Joey O. Gable went from a guy you might have heard of who was working an amateur wrestling gimmick on NXT house shows to someone you can't take your eyes off in every match he's in. Gable makes your average wristlock more exciting than you could imagine. Technical wrestling hasn't been this energetic on WWE TV since a certain Gold Medalist debuted over 15 years ago. I'm ready, willing and Gable to see how far he and his tag partner can soar in 2016.

Brandon House: No one really knew who Chad Gable was at the beginning of the year. By the end of the year, he and Jason Jordan were getting minutes long chants from crowds overseas. In the ring, Gable's a natural, not unlike Kurt Angle. His Tiger Spin Drop Toe Hold and bridge are both super dope. Expect him to be higher next year.

Stygimoloch: This time last year, NXT's tag division seemed embarrassingly thin for such an otherwise strong show; now, they've an embarrassment of riches to draw on. American Alpha are probably second only to The Vaudevillains as my favourites among a strong division. They have a rare chemistry for a team who haven't been together all that long, and on top of his athletic talent, Chad Gable has an endearingly expressive personality too.

David Murphy: Chad Gable is a delightful weirdo who makes me happy every time I see his dumb face. I don't know if I am ever more disappointed when someone is not on my TV as I am when we get an American Alpha-less NXT. That alone should count for something but also he's an Olympian and a wristlock sorcerer and a perfect face-in-peril. The frightening thing is he's basically a rookie.

Bill DiFilippo: Chad Gable is the dopest fucking wrestler on earth and I will fight you if you disagree. WWE should bring Kurt Angle back to be his, like, mentor or wrestling dad or something. Give me this. I need Chad Gable walking out to “Medal” in the worst way.

Joshua Browns: I’m pretty sure Chad Gable was grown in a lab with the specific purpose of making me clap my hands and giggle like an infant when somebody jingles a set of car keys. A miniature version of prime-era Kurt Angle who throws Ricky Steamboat-quality armdrags and routinely murks guys twice his size? YES PLEASE.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
16. Roman Reigns
Points: 3890
Ballots: 50
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Matthew Hollinger)
Last Year's Placement: 31st Place

TH: If Reigns could emote character the way he worked, he'd be as popular as his former Shield brother, Dean Ambrose. He came into the year with a rep as a shaky hand in the ring. The match with Daniel Bryan at Fast Lane may have seemed anomalous because Bryan could have a great match with a drunk Ted Arcidi. But then he held his own as an underdog with some bite against Brock Lesnar. And then he had one of the better Last Man Standing matches with Big Show of all people the next month. As the matches accrued, defending the talking point of "Reigns can't work" became harder and harder until it was clear that he could go with the best of them. Reigns is never going to win over unanimous support from a given crowd, but he elicits reactions and rarely has a match that is so bad that it warrants inattention. Sure, opinions are opinions, but at the same time, some opinions like the one that Reigns is a net negative between the bells just end up seeming so silly over time.

Elliot Imes: Hey guys, wanna have a conversation about how Reigns is booked? Nope? Okay! When you put all that aside, you're faced with the undeniable truth that Reigns was involved in a high percentage of WWE's best matches last year. Of course, that's because they just want him to look strong OKAY FINE NEVERMIND.

Jamie Girouard: The problem with Roman Reigns is not his in-ring work. While Reigns did have some clunkers this year (I don't need to see him against Big Show ever again) he clearly proved that if you put him in with great workers he can more than hold his own. His sheer quantity of good-to-great matches ranked him pretty highly in my ballot.

Bill DiFilippo: Literally everything that Roman Reigns does from the time the bell rings to start a match to the time a bell rings to end a match is awesome. Well, jacking off his wrist before he Superman Punches someone sucks, but other than that, he rules. Just please, for the love of god, stop trying to make everyone love him.

Joshua Browns: Poor Roman Reigns. Nobody seems to likes Roman Reigns, and nobody seems to notice that Roman Reigns had some awfully damn good matches in 2015. I’m still not a huge fan, but that’s mostly based on persona and mic work now – my concerns about his in-ring work (his FCW run as “Leakee” was some of the worst garbage I’ve ever seen) are largely gone. He still has a tendency to wrestle down to the level of his competition, but if WWE figures out the best way to present him and continues to regularly put him in the ring with top-notch guys, they could turn this guy into a huge star, and not just a second-rate Samoan John Cena.

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15. Ricochet/Prince Puma
Points: 3991
Ballots: 51
Highest Vote:1st Place (David Kincannon)
Last Year's Placement: 20th Place

TH: As Puma in Lucha Underground, he was saddled with being the ace of a major televised promotion, and while others had higher highs than him in the ring, he was a steady rock for several main event matches. No matter what the opponent, from someone suited to his high-spot style of wrestling like Johnny Mundo or a total diametric opposite like Hernandez, Puma made sure that the match he was having was worthy of being in the main event. I wish he'd have made more tape in America as Ricochet, but regardless, even judging by his LU credentials, he was much worthy of a high vote on anyone's TWB 100 ballot, including my own.

Bill Bicknell: Puma was an excellent protagonist to Lucha Underground, a talented and fun high-flyer who's managed to do the unthinkable and make me like at least one Hernandez match. I have no idea where he goes in 2016, but 2015 was a great year for him.

David Kincannon: For me, Ricochet had the best 2015. He was the best wrestler on the best wrestling show on television, Lucha Underground, and his success throughout the indies was just as impressive. When people ask me why I watch wrestling, I talk about the combination of athleticism, showmanship, passion, and sense of drama that my favorite wrestlers combine. I don't think anyone expressed those attributes more than Ricochet did. He does things that I didn't even know were possible, and can barely comprehend without watching multiple times. He can express more with a look and a post-production based growl than a lot of wrestlers can in a 15 minute promo. He's the total package, and I'm glad that he's on my screen on a regular basis.

Elliot Imes: He is so freakishly good at pro wrestling that I think sometimes we take him for granted. The things he can do in the ring are almost unfair. Not only does he have amazing body control in the air, but his strength almost rivals guys like Brian Cage.

Chris Gibbons: Ricochet is one of those dudes that you just watch with your mouth agape and wonder how he does what he’s doing. He’s the king of flippy shit, and it never gets old, whether he’s in Lucha Underground, PWG, EVOLVE, or any other indie show.

Brandon House: I just don't understand how he moves and flips the way he does, and makes it look so easy. He's spectacular and even with him on Lucha Underground almost weekly, I wish I had seen more of his US matches last year.

Stygimoloch: I'd always thought of Ricochet as a great in-ring performer, but not someone I was all that invested in as a character. Under the mask of Prince Puma, however, he proved expressive enough in his eyes and his body language that I hadn't actually realised until a few episodes into Lucha Underground that he'd never spoken. As impressive as so many of his matches were, just as impressive is how effectively he used them to advance the drama and development of the character.

Joshua Browns: The best pure flyer alive right now, or at least a close 1a behind Kota Ibushi. Ricochet can be a bit of an acquired taste – I find his act as part of the Inner City Machine Guns to be a little too silly, and there are times when his stuff can come off as a bit too smooth and rehearsed. I tend to prefer his work as Prince Puma – Lucha Underground works a slower, television style and I think it suits him better.

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14. Sami Zayn
Points: 4013
Ballots: 53
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Brock Lutefisk, Kevin Newburn)
Last Year's Placement:1st Place

TH: Oh what could have been for Sami Zayn in 2015. Injuries robbed him of a fair shot at retaining his number one slot from last year, but he still did enough from January through May and then in December to warrant a high vote. His match with Kevin Owens at Takeover: Rival was polarizing, but I found it to be a brilliant story and one that WWE and most other companies are afraid to tell in this era of 50/50 booking and keeping everyone looking strong. A huge chunk of that excellence has to be attributed to Zayn's willingness to bump like crazy and his ability to be the best in the world at looking punch-drunk and staggered.

Rich Thomas: Everytime Sami Zayn gets in the ring I stop doing everything and just watch the TV. I can never take my eyes off it.

David Kincannon: Sami Zayn is one of the best wrestlers in the world, if not the best. Unfortunately, his 2015 was marred by injury. That didn't stop him from giving us my favorite John Cena match since SummerSlam 2013.

Elliot Imes: My friends and I were watching PWG the night he had his match with Cena, and when we found out that had just happened, we tripped over ourselves to get to the DVR and see it. Zayn inspires that kind of passionate craziness in people everywhere.

Chris Gibbons: Zayn only really had five months of actual wrestling because of injury and his NXT reign was short-lived, but there’s still no purer babyface in the WWE and his limited appearances, especially his match against John Cena, were as fantastic as ever.

Stygimoloch: His work early in the year was so good that in some parallel universe where he didn't get injured, he was the runaway #1.

Joshua Browns: My #1 vote last year drops down nearly out of the top 10 based solely on the injury that kept him out for most of the second half of the year, but there’s no question that Sami Zayn still has “it”. With the exception of Bayley, absolutely NOBODY connects with a crowd as a face like Sami Zayn. His selling and storytelling are better than 90% of the guys on the “main” roster, and the prospect of a long and bitter Zayn/Owens program is keeping me interested in non-NXT WWE programming at a time when not much else is.

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13. Big E
Points: 4048
Ballots: 54
Highest Vote: 6th Place (Charles Humphreys)
Last Year's Placement: 49th Place

TH: For whatever godawful reason, WWE decided to deemphasize Big E in 2014 to the point where I forgot how good he could really be. The New Day tag team has been the most entertaining consistent thing about WWE, and most people will attribute the promos and segments. But Big E busting his ass in the ring and showing everyone that it ain't just the indie darlings who make NXT a swell developmental territory. Whether it was working as a heavy during extended heat segments or spearing guys off the apron, E brought his A-game to whatever match he was booked in.

Bill Bicknell: In a just world, we'd be talking about Big E's victory in the 2016 Royal Rumble and his pending title match with, I dunno, Bob Backlund. As it stands, he's a standout member of one of WWE's best tag teamms in years. He's also the Undisputed King of WWE Twitter and I WILL FIGHT YOU ABOUT THIS.

Brandon House: As an African-American, Big E means a lot to me. As a black kid growing up in the 90s, watching WWF, I didn't have many options for heroes that looked like me. It was basically Ahmed Johnson and Rocky Maivia. Looking at Big E, you'd think he's nothing but a big muscular stiff, but nope. He's secretly the best member of The New Day, and all three members of the New Day are pretty dope, so that's high praise.

Stygimoloch: For so long were people wondering why WWE didn't take more advantage of Big E's skills as a comedian. They finally did, and it was glorious. Big E is the glue of The New Day, his chemistry with Kofi Kingston in the ring just as good as his chemistry with Xavier Woods outside it,

Bill DiFilippo: The best thing about Big E is that he seems to get the absurdity of pro wrestling better than anyone, but once the bell rings and he has to be a mega hoss, he locks in and just murders people. He’s quicker/faster/more athletic than any dude who looks like that has any business being, plus his power moves never cease to impress.

Joshua Browns: The New Day gimmick is SO over, and I love that it not only showcases Big E’s truly bizarre sense of humor, but also has allowed him to be more interesting and charismatic in the ring. He’s surprisingly quick and sudden for such a bulky dude, and good for one or two astounding-looking spots every week. It doesn’t have to be super soon (I’m enjoying New Day too much), but I’d love to see E get a chance to show what he can do as a singles wrestler in a "big" way.

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12. Samoa Joe
Points: 4405
Ballots: 59
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Kenn Haspel)
Last Year's Placement: Not Ranked

TH: Joe looked reinvigorated in 2015, but then again, being released from TNA after nearly a decade of being crushed by Dixie Carter and her merry band of workplace safety violators will do that. While I didn't get to see a ton of his pre-NXT signing work, his stuff from Takeover: Brooklyn forward was top-level match quality. He was the first wrestler who was able to work a decent match with Baron Corbin, and then his work in the Dusty Classic and against the NXT Champion Finn Bálor showed that the old, motivated Joe was back to stay.

Bill Bicknell: Let it be known that 2015 did the unthinkable and made me give a damn about Samoa Joe. Who knew that putting a talented wrestler in a creative environment with structure and a sense of urgency could actually motivate him? My stars.

Elliot Imes: He was so great, even if he was a bit sluggish in some of his matches. It's like how Henry describes Paulie in Goodfellas: "Samoa Joe may have moved slow, but it was only because Joe didn't have to move for nobody."

Chris Gibbons: If you told me at the beginning of last year that Samoa Joe would be one of my top wrestlers out there, I would’ve laughed in your face. Then Joe wrestled Baron Corbin and shorty after became one of the best in the world once again. NXT works wonders.

Brandon House: Samoa Joe makes it in here on the strength of his NXT rebirth. He went from heavy and unmotivated to wrecking dudes like it's 2004. I dig it.

Stygimoloch: Joe is someone who, truthfully, I'd stopped being interested in a long while ago. In NXT he's been magnetic though, toning down the Samoan Submission Machine gimmick just enough to harmonise with the Full Sail atmosphere, and that's made him feel more dangerous than he has in years.

Bill DiFilippo: Every time Samoa Joe does a CCS enzugiri, I gasp because how does someone that large do a CCS enzugiri so easily? I mean come on.

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11. Neville
Points: 4431
Ballots: 62
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Chris Harrington)
Last Year's Placement: 5th Place

TH: Neville went from decent hand in NXT to must-see high flying bump machine on the RAW roster. The sympathetic underdog with high risk/reward offense oeuvre suited him far better than dominant Champion did, and even though his pushes were start-stop, he never failed to dazzle when he had the chance. His matches with Seth Rollins were probably the best the latter looked all year, and a lot of that had to with the way Neville treated his offense, especially the big Red Arrow counter and Pedigree sequence at the end of the second match.

Bill Bicknell: Neville is the embodiment of making the best of a bad situation--he's had lots of great matches that sadly either lead to nothing or are involved in garbage stories. Leave it to "The Man That Gravity Forgot" to rise abo--*is immediately fired from writing any more entries*

Elliot Imes: He just wants to do amazing things in WWE, and he tries his damnedest every time he's sent out there to do some nonsense. I saw him at that live Smackdown when he was forced to wear an elf hat and tag with Titus O'Neill. And even that wasn't awful, solely thanks to Neville.

Chris Gibbons: His WWE main roster run has been a disappointment compared to what he did in NXT, but that’s no fault of his own. When he’s given the opportunity to shine, he’s possibly the best high flyer alive. The Red Arrow is the best move in wrestling.

Frank McCormick: Neville really does seem like a superhero come to life sometimes. The things he does, the agility he displays, beggar belief. (Sometimes I think he should be searched for performance-enhancing magic rings; you know how tricksy those hobbitses can be!) So of course WWE have had no idea what to do with him, really. And the "WWE style" of "you have a certain set of moves, and you hit them in this order, time after time in matches that don't matter against the same small set of opponents" really hurts a guy like Neville. Too many of his matches became samey and uninteresting, despite the aerial pyrotechnics. And yet... those aerial pyrotechnics are still damn amazing, and when given more time and good partners, Neville has shown he can step it up. Hopefully, once his recent, tragic injury is fully healed, 2016 will be his true breakout year.

Brandon House: Always good for a quality match, watching him flip around is fun even if he doesn't get much time to wrestle.

Stygimoloch: It feels like a broken record, writing these blurbs when it comes to WWE's main roster, that the talents' performances rose above so-so booking. That's perhaps no more apt for anyone than The Man That Gravity Forgot, who despite a complete lack of any kind of meaningful character development could always be relied on to add some excitement.

Joshua Browns: It’s rather telling that I completely neglected Neville as I put together my ballot and had to go back and slot him in about halfway through. From a booking and “company impact” standpoint, 2015 pretty much sucked for Neville, but if you go back and watch his matches, you see a guy who’s still delivering night in and night out, even when they’ve got him in six-man-tags against Stardust and the Ascension. I don’t put Neville in the “pure flyer” category anymore; his mat work and strikes have gotten so freaking good that he’d be a damn good performer without a single spot off the ropes.

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10. Dean Ambrose
Points: 4628
Ballots: 60
Highest Vote:1st Place (Chris Harrington, Joe Drilling)
Last Year's Placement: 6th Place

TH: Ambrose had a rollercoaster year, but for the most part, he was an electric wrestler who kept my attention and kept the crowd engaged. He still showed a penchant for brawling, and his facial expressions in the ring are still the best in WWE.

Elliot Imes: I really could do without that wacky rope bounce clothesline, but everything else he does is money. I can only assume that 2015 wasn't his championship year because they're saving that for 2017. They'd be fools if they're not.

Chris Gibbons: Despite WWE’s best efforts to neuter Ambrose into some zany nonsense character doing bad suicide dives and “wacky clotheslines,” Dean managed to connect with audiences and sell his stories even if the in-ring action.

Frank McCormick: Look, we're all sick of the "Wacky Lariat" or the "Rebound Lariat" or whatever the hell WWE is calling The Nigel this week. Ambrose has the bad, bad habit of kind of phoning it in with the "wacky" stuff. But when he's motivated, he brings an anarchy to the proceedings that adds vigor and freshness sorely needed in the WWE.

Stygimoloch: Although the loose cannon concept hasn't always really worked in practice, Dean Ambrose has the energy and charisma to salvage just about anything. He may be WWE's lowkey in-ring MVP, able to adapt to any opponent, any match type, any card position, and ensure something good will come out of it.

Joe Drilling: I could just copy/paste the several paragraph long blurb I wrote for Ambrose last year, but I suppose I should talk about what he did in 2015. Dean Ambrose was, once again, the best professional wrestler in the world this year in my opinion. This is a man who does not waste a single movement in the ring. Everything he does is in service of whatever narrative he's trying to convey. And beyond that, he works his ass off. I can't think of a match I've seen where I thought "Dean's just phoning it in tonight." He's committed, he's savvy and his execution and timing are impeccable. He also takes some huge bumps, but that's less important to me than just how capable and committed of a storyteller the man is.

Joshua Browns: I had Ambrose at 22 on my ballot. That might be a little lower than most, but if early 2015 Dean Ambrose, aka “Rebound Clotheslines for Everyone!” is truly dead and late 2015/early 2016 Dean Ambrose, aka “just barely PG-version of Jon Moxley” is really the way we’re going with this guy, expect a big jump up my ballot next year. Thank goodness, too – I’d just about given up on WWE’s ability to capitalize on what Ambrose brings to the table.

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9. Brock Lesnar
Points: 4871
Ballots: 58
Highest Vote:1st Place (Andrew Hewitt)
Last Year's Placement: 12th Place

TH: Lesnar's 2015 run was probably the best of any part-time scheduled wrestler in the ring that I can remember. He was able, just by sheer force of will alone, make two matches with the goddamn Undertaker look passable if not good. To quote a meme on Twitter, that effort is 100 percent miracle shit. Which is to say that he looked like one of the best wrestlers in history when his opponents were good, like John Cena, Roman Reigns, or Seth Rollins. Lesnar's size and history may have given him advantages that others didn't have, but then again, he could very easily have taken his role and done a cheap Togi Makabe imitation. But he didn't, and that's what matters.

Elliot Imes: I simply won't hear any arguments that Lesnar is overrated in the ring. If you're honest with yourself, you know that it's impossible to take your eyes off a Lesnar match for one moment. 2015 was no different.

Chris Gibbons: Brock Lesnar’s limited appearances mean he doesn’t have a ton of opportunities to make his case for being one of the best out there, but he makes the most out of those appearances. Whether he’s in the main event at Mania with Rollins and Reigns or suplexing the hell out of Kofi in Japan, Brock might be the most intimidating wrestler on earth.

Joshua Browns: Eater of worlds, Mayor of Suplex City, hawker of second-rate hoagies. Lesnar's ring work isn’t nearly as good or diverse as it was in his salad days in the early 2000’s, but he’s believably violent in the ring in a way that nobody else is. In an industry that’s supposed to be based on believable violence, that’s a pretty huge statement.

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8. Becky Lynch
Points: 5093
Ballots: 63
Highest Vote: 4th Place (Brock Lutefisk)
Last Year's Placement: 94th Place

TH: Lynch didn't take long to remind everyone of her pedigree in the ring. NXT loosed her bindings, and she came out guns blazing in 2015, reminding everyone who forgot about Rebecca Knox that oh hey, she can rake in the ring. The Lass Kicker played a huge part in the big four-way match at Takeover: Rival, but her biggest boost came in a set-piece match against Sasha Banks. The two worked through holds and told a story that informed Lynch's NXT character better than anything she'd done to that point. Yeah, she had interviews and steampunk paraphernalia and other dressings, but people didn't know what made the Lass Kicker, well, kick. When you can discern those things from a wrestling match alone, then the artform of pro wrestling is attained at its highest level. If you can tell people about yourself just through ring psychology, then you've got to be a damn good wrestler, right? Although the second half of her year was marred by Divas Revolution bullshit, she still was able to work well in the limited time she got on RAW, Smackdown, and C-shows. Make no mistake about it; Becky Lynch was a vital, pardon the pun, linchpin to NXT in the first half of the year, and the more chances she'll get to wrestle long, rich matches, the better off everyone will be.

Bill Bicknell: Were it not for the emotional roller coaster that was BROOKLYN, Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks would be my favorite match of the year. That Rebecca Knox has been able to come to WWE and not just survive but thrive gives me at least some hope that maybe they'll turn this whole DIVAS REVOLUTION thing around.

Elliot Imes: Imagine trying to look excited when you have to wrestle Natalya in a meaningless three-minute match on Smackdown. That must be so hard, but apparently not for Becky Lynch. She's a house of fire every second she's working.

Chris Gibbons: Becky Lynch’s 2015 seems to have been overshadowed at least a little bit by the three other horsewomen, but she really came into her own as well. Her match with TakeOver: Unstoppable with Sasha Banks might not have the emotional resonance of the Bayley/Banks classics, but it’s still easily a top 10 match of the year. Lynch is the dark horse of the Divas division.

Joey O. The fourth horsewoman to truly make an impact on NXT, Lynch had a 'bexcellent' 2015, starting with the underrated fatal four-way Women's Championship match from NXT Takeover: Rival. She then had her best match yet against Sasha Banks a few months later. "Some say that..." once the awkward "Divas Revolution" trios storyline on the main roster shook out, Lynch shined once again and now she's mere days away from her Wrestlemania debut.

Frank McCormick: Though one of the NXT "4 Horsewomen," Becky Lynch wasn't the anticipated "star" of the Divas Revolution in the way Sasha Banks or Charlotte were. But right from the jump, she impressed me. Though her best work thus far will be evaluated and discussed in next year's TWB 100, even her 2015 work was well worthy of inclusion.

Brandon House: In NXT, she never really got the kind of focus the other Horsewomen got, but when she did get some spotlight, Becky made the most of it. Even on the main roster, Becky managed some good matches out of women who weren't quite on her level.

Stygimoloch: To think that just three or four years ago, nobody ever expected to see Rebecca Knox wrestle again. Although perhaps the one of The Four Horsewomen with the least buzz around her, she more than held her own when given the spotlight as the main roster division's top face.

Joshua Browns: Man, I don’t know – I have her at 27, and I keep asking myself if that's too low. Becky had some great matches this year, and her suplexes are a part of the song about my favorite wrestling things (that is, they would be if anything rhymed with "suplexes"). I thought her NXT stuff at the beginning of the year was excellent, and her match with Sasha at Takeover: Unstoppable is a genuinely great match. But then the whole Divas Revolution thing happened, and well…it’s just that Sasha had almost another six months of going back to NXT and having great matches with Bayley, and Becky…spent a lot of time in the ring with the likes of Tamina and Brie Bella. The good news is that the WWE seems to have, at least at present, sorted out their women’s division, and I think better days are ahead.

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7. Finn Bálor
Points: 5203
Ballots: 62
Highest Vote:1st Place (Sean Williams)
Last Year's Placement: 25th Place

TH: Bálor is weird because he's such a dynamic force in the ring, but he's often outshined by other wrestlers in NXT. Still, he's exciting when he's on, and even when he's not, he's still passable. He rose to the occasion in the big singles matches, like vs. Kevin Owens at Beast in the East, and Samoa Joe in London.

Elliot Imes: I was very hot on his match with Owens in Japan. He showed that he has the in-ring charisma to do anything he wants. Hopefully that means he will become a super-heel and destroy everyone.

Jamie Girouard: Bell-to-bell, Bálor was the best pure wrestler in NXT this past year, and it wasn't even close. He had two matches with Kevin Owens that were MOTY candidates and were overshadowed only by the fact one was on a special from Japan and the other was on the same show as the WWE MOTY at Takeover: Brooklyn.

Chris Gibbons: It’s kind of disappointing how little it seems that Balor actually wrestles in non-Takeover settings, and he’s definitely a more compelling character heeling it up instead of being a top babyface, but Balor was putting on great match after great match all throughout 2015. Those championship matches with Kevin Owens especially stand out.

Stygimoloch: Strange as this may sound, I feel like Finn Bálor's biggest problem is the Demon persona - as visually striking as it is, he doesn't actually wrestle any differently when he's supposedly channelling this dark side. How fortunate then that baseline Bálor is so good! He's adapted much of what made him so great in NJPW to NXT seamlessly, making every standard match feel like a big event and making every big event feel like a war.

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6. Seth Rollins
Points: 5527
Ballots: 63
Highest Vote:1st Place (Jamie Girouard, Frank McCormick, Bill Hanstock, Stacey Costabile-Wenslauskis)
Last Year's Placement: 2nd Place

TH: While I wasn't terribly high on Rollins' work in 2015, he had to get a vote because he was in too many good matches to leave off. He held his own in the Royal Rumble three-way and in various matches against smaller opponents like Neville. Hopefully, WWE will return him as a babyface, which is where he excels better as an in-ring worker.

Elliot Imes: He is a living work of art. I basically think he can do no wrong. From the in-ring mannerisms to the insane athleticism, Rollins never slums it, and gives you a show every time. Let's all hold hands and pray for his healthy return, just so we can hear that horrible laugh again.

Jamie Girouard: For most of 2015, Seth Rollins was asked to put WWE on his back from an in-ring perspective. And with few exceptions, he delivered. While the high points for wrestlers like John Cena and Sasha Banks might have been higher, no performer in the company consistently had good-to-great matches night in and night out like Rollins did. And for me, being the number-one wrestler in the biggest promotion in the world for the better part of nine months merits the number-one ranking in my poll.

Chris Gibbons: Rollins might have been the most annoying character on TV last year, but once he got in the ring (or at least on PPVs), that all melted away.

Joey O. Rollins was the linchpin of the first 3/4 of all WWE programming last year. After he "shocked the world" cashing in at Mania, he was the one true constant carrying main events and pretty much every WWE show all year long. While you can argue with how his character was booked at times, you can't deny that he always held up his end in the ring as the centerpiece of the promotion for the majority of 2015.

Frank McCormick: Even as I sent in my ballot, I could picture TH's pained expression upon seeing "Seth Rollins" at #1. And, yes, I do think there are legitimate criticisms of him, most particularly the criticism that he wrestles a babyface style as a heel, though I think a lot of that has to do with booking and a gradual shift in style throughout wrestling. Regardless, he is still my #1 for the simple reason that before he, too, succumbed to The Curse, Rollins pretty much carried the company on his Crossfit-sculpted shoulders and did it was aplomb. I have always been one more for the undercard rather than the main event, yet I looked forward to his matches wherever they happened to fall on the show. He had some of the best matches of the year, including a Wrestlemania performance that had me losing my mind. I can't wait for his triumphant return, and hope TH can someday forgive me.

Brandon House: Yo, the triple threat match at Royal Rumble was dope! And the Orton match at Wrestlemania was cool, especially with that finish. Not to mention the ending to Wrestlemania itself. And even though Rollins ended up irreparably breaking Sting, I kinda liked that match.

Joey on Earth: I had a hard time ranking my list but decided to give high rankings to WWE main roster talents like Seth Rollins, John Cena and Kevin Owens over the NXT stars. Rollins is the perfect example of my reasoning. The WWE Champion for the majority of 2015 sometimes had three or four noteworthy and impressive televised matches per week. That’s just about as much as Finn Balor had all year. Rollins had a career year achieving his dream as WWE Champion and most of his matches were quite good.

Stygimoloch: Much has been written about the mixed fortunes of Seth Rollins over the course of 2015. In the ring, his own performances were often at odds with the booking surrounding him, but taken out of context, his matches still tended to be highly enjoyable - not least of them at Royal Rumble, where he and Cena together managed to drag out of Brock Lesnar the first match from The Beast Incarnate that's ever actually managed to entertain me. Fingers crossed that he returns from his current injury in a role that plays to his strengths rather than exposing his weaknesses.

Tomorrow, the list reaches number five.

The 2016 TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil: Sweet 16

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Two-thirds of TLC I are facing off against each other today. Vote!
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The second round has concluded in its entirety, and now, each of the rounds will be concluded in one day. This tourney will fly. However, I do need to run down the winners from yesterday, in the blockquote:
Dudley Boys, Edge and Christian, SteenErico, Hardy Boys, Young Bucks, New Day, Kings of Wrestling, Beer Money Inc.
And now, for today's matches!

1980s

No. 1 Rock 'n Roll Express

Hot-tagged their way over the Twin Towers, out-mulleted the Sheepherders

vs. No. 12 British Bulldogs
Had Matilda lick the Brisco Bros., stiffly kicked Demolition



No. 7 Hart Foundation
Excellently executed the Rockers, Hart-attacked the Midnight Express

vs. No. 6 Brainbusters/Four Horsemen
Busted up the Fabulous Ones, enforced the Freebirds



1990s

No. 1 Steiner Bros.

Steiner-lined the Quebecers, bulldogged the Eliminators

vs. No. 4 Harlem Heat
Slap-jacked the Miracle Violence Connection, came for the New Age Outlaws, n-word



No. 2 Road Warriors/Legion of Doom
Snacked on the danger that was Phil LaFon and Doug Furnas, dined on the death of the Outsiders

vs. No. 14 Hollywood Blondes
Ended Owen Hart and Yokozuna's brush with greatness, stunned the Natural Disasters



2000s

No. 1 Dudley Boys

Put MNM through tables, 3D'd Whitmer and Jacobs

vs. No. 4 Edge and Christian
Conchairto'd the Brothers of Destruction, totally reeked of awesomeness on the MCMGs



No. 15 SteenErico
Feuded past the Briscoes, busted the brains of the 2nd City Saints

vs. No. 3 Hardy Boys
Took Brian Kendrick and Paul London to the extreme, swanton-bombed the World's Greatest Tag Team



2010s

No. 1 Young Bucks
Superkicked War Machine, Meltzer Driver'd The Shield

vs. No. 13 New Day
Made reDRagon look like booty, unicorn stampeded the Osirian Portal



No. 7 Kings of Wrestling
Reigned over the Devastation Corporation, knocked the Addiction out

vs. No. 6 Beer Money, Inc.
Smashed bottles over Rhodes Boys heads, threw back on the Throwbacks



Keep the votes coming!

I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 308

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Austin gabs with Ted Fowler this week
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If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.

Show: Steve Austin Show — Unleashed!
Episode: 308 (March 17, 2016)
Run Time: 1:24:59
Guest: Ted Fowler (12:50)

Summary: Before he ended his quick stay at the Broken Skull Ranch, Austin hit the record button on a conversation with a slightly intoxicated Ted Fowler. They open with a lot of construction talk, including Fowler’s explanation for why he doesn’t wear a hardhat on the job site, before checking in on the alligator that lives at the BSR. Austin tells a quick story about securing some Broken Skull IPA for Fowler, who launches into a length account of how he destroyed his iPhone on an ill-fated fishing excursion. They end the session breaking down the recent UFC card and Holly Holm’s surprising loss.

Quote of the week:“Once the plumber’s done with his deal, he’s gotta fill it all full of water, and you gotta have Frank from the city come out and do an inspection and make sure nothing’s gonna leak underneath the slab. So there’s another day. So then once that’s done, your concrete guys come back out, they fix up whatever the plumber jacked up while he was digging in all of his pipes. Then, with only two concrete companies in the whole town, now you’re scheduling a 40-yard pour, and they’ll get to you when they get to you, because they’ve got the corner marketed. You know, or the, I’m sorry, the market cornered. Yeah. So if they’re gonna get to you in three days, in four days, in five days, they don’t give a shit.”

Why you should listen: Considering a residential development in Rockport, Texas? Want to hear about a guy expecting to get sexted only to be disappointed when saltwater breaches his waders? Then this, my good friend, is the show for you. Your enjoyment of this one rests solely on how much you value Ted Fowler, the skirt-chasing working man who likes his alcohol and is unafraid to go story-for-story with the Texas Rattlesnake.

Why you should skip it: Aside from hearing Austin confirm his dedication to get in peak physical condition for an on-camera appearance at WrestleMania 32, there’s zero wrestling talk. I don’t care a lick about the UFC discussion, but it probably should be noted that part is stale and unsophisticated.

Final thoughts: I actually found myself enjoying the construction discussion, though maybe that’s because we’re in the midst of having our bathrooms overhauled. Fowler is definitely a testament to absence making the heart grow fonder, or at least more tolerable, and there’s no denying he and Austin make for an entertaining duo when they’ve got enough sobriety to focus. There’s absolutely nothing important about this episode, but as Ranch gabfests go, it was amusing enough to make the time pass quickly.

The 2015 TWB 100: Number Five

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Cesaro kicks off the top five!
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5. Cesaro
Points: 5851
Ballots: 63
Highest Vote:1st Place (Andrew Rosin, Stygimoloch)
Last Year's Placement: 3rd Place

TH: The Swiss Superman packed a year's worth of primo material, maybe even more, into a truncated eight month run. The injury bug is the worst. He and Tyson Kidd had a run with the Tag Team Championships that was marked by having one of the best matches on any given show with a wide array of opponents. Usos? Check. New Day? Check. Prime Time Players? Check. Their tag team synergy went deeper than matching earphones and cute clapping chants. When Kidd unfortunately got hurt, Cesaro was left in the void reaching for a brass ring. So what did he do? He went into overdrive, having perhaps the best matches with John Cena of anyone during a year where Cena was at his peak in the ring. Cesaro did everything. His feats of strength were more impressive than anyone's. He could grapple with the best of them, even so much as to say if he were plopped in the middle of an EVOLVE show with the #grapplefuck lads, he'd outshine them all. He made his opponents look good through superior selling. And he even flew through the air with the greatest of ease. Seriously, look at this statuesque model of a man and then remember back to when he was throwing corkscrew springboard European uppercuts like he was a fucking New Japan junior heavyweight. That's how good Cesaro was in only eight months of action in 2015. Imagine if he had a full year. Imagine.

Elliot Imes: Cesaro stopped caring about whether or not he was doing the "right" thing Vince McMahon's eyes, and instead just went out and had baller matches whenever he was given the chance. He made himself noticed, and then he got injured at the worst time. This was terrible, but at least we know that when he comes back, he'll have his spot waiting for him.

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Joey O.: What is there left to say about Cesaro at this point? He's simply the best all-around wrestler today who always makes ever move look crisp and sharp and real. From his tag team with Tyson Kidd to his feud against Kevin Owens to his US Title matches with John Cena, Cesaro grabbed every brass ring imaginable last year. In an unfortunate running theme in this list, Cesaro was added to the lengthy WWE disabled list in the fall after his highest-profile year in WWE. Bonus points for THIS.

Frank McCormick: If we voted simply based on the pathos contained within the noise we made when we heard a wrestler had succumbed to The Curse, Cesaro would win hands down. I don't think the Swiss Superman has had a bad match in his career, and he certainly didn't in 2015. If anything, he just kept getting better, which quite frankly doesn't seem possible, but is, somehow. He manages to be versatile, whilst also being himself: whether it is as a base for flippy dudes, or a walrus in a HOSS FIGHT, his feats of strength and technical sharpness is always on evidence. Those corkscrew uppercuts he was busting out were works of moving art on par with any Picasso you can name. His absence is keenly felt, and his return much anticipated.

Butch Rosser: BEST (male) IN THE WORLD~! Every time The Fabulous Tony C touched something it turned to gold, as has been the case for years now. His team with Tyson Kidd went from furrow inducing since it was a clear sign of Creative failing their name yet again to popular and widely lauded tag champs. Matter of fact, they got so hot they turned a bunch of young brothers into bad guys in the process; you don't get rainbows and unicorn horns without TND having to eat dirt from Run-TKC. When Kidd suffered his unfortunate injury Cesaro rolled solo and put on two excellent matches with John Cena, and it looked like he was going to finally level up. And then he got hurt, too. F i g u r e s. No matter: from Ric Flair, Stone Cold, and Mick Foley to us Internet nerds to the casual fan, all you need to do is seem him work once to know "that guy is awesome", and when he returns in a few weeks we'll all be there, welcoming him back and rooting him on with signs high in the air.

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Brandon House: Oh man, Cesaro is great and I will fight you if you say otherwise. Dude is strong in a ridiculous way and agile in an even more ridiculous way. Just when you think you have a handle on what Cesaro can do, he'll do like a front flip out of a move, hit a picture perfect dropkick, then perform some jaw-dropping feat of strength. He started the year killing it in his tag team with Tyson Kidd, the matches against the Usos and post-turn New Day being great, kept on killing it with wild matches against Cena and Kevin Owens, and I'm still bummed that his year ended with him injured and out past WrestleMania. But even with a resume of ten months, he was still AMAZING.

Stygimoloch: The likes of Sami Zayn and Hideo Itami dropped in my ballot due to how much time they lost to injury. Cesaro, subject to the same unfortunate circumstance, *still* ended up as my number one. I honestly can't think of any wrestler in North America who entertained me so much over the course of last year. Everything from his gestures and tics to his selling, from his ring positioning to his athletic versatility, is mesmerisingly good. After what felt like forever in background roles and stop-start pushes, in 2015 WWE finally gave Cesaro the spotlight he's grabbed those brass rings for so many times, and he more than delivered at every turn. If there's any justice to be had in wrestling he'll be welcomed back from injury as a bonafide star. Funnily enough, if the TWB was global then he might not be my #1, in all honesty; Tetsuya Naito and Io Shirai were both stellar in 2015. I still feel comfortable in saying that Cesaro is the most all around complete in-ring performer of this generation.

Ryan Foster: Cesaro is probably the most Vince-Proof wrestler on the WWE roster. Any attempts to make him boring or push him to the back of the line are destined to fail. 2015 saw the company pair Cesaro with dead-in-the-water Tyson Kidd. The result was Cesaro getting Kidd over and developing one of the best (though tragically short-lived) teams of the year. Cesaro’s series with Cena was one of the most compelling things to happen on WWE TV all year. As is usually the case, WWE quickly forgot it happened but we sure as hell won’t.

Bill DiFilippo: He is perfect and I have never gotten more joy out of cheering for a person in my life.

Joshua Browns: Every time I try to type something rational about what an immensely talented human Cesaro is and what an absolute crime it is that he’s not in the main event picture right now, all I winding up typing is GAH VINCE YOU SUCK WHY WON’T YOU JUST RETIRE ALREADY GAAAAAH, so I’m gonna skip it and save myself the heartburn. Come back soon, Swiss Superman. I’ll buy all the coffee you want.

The 2016 TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil: Regional Finals

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Bucks and Kings have met before, and they meet again today
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The last stop before the Final Four is here, but before the matches are put into play, the results from yesterday need to be announced, in the blockquote of course:
Rock 'n Roll Express, Four Horsemen, Steiner Brothers, Road Warriors, Edge and Christian, Hardy Boys, Young Bucks, Kings of Wrestling
And now, the regional finals!

1980s

No. 1 Rock 'n Roll Express

Hot-tagged their way over the Twin Towers, out-mulleted the Sheepherders, rowboated the British Bulldogs

vs. No. 6 Four Horsemen/Brainbusters
Busted up the Fabulous Ones, enforced the Freebirds, rode over the Hart Foundation



1990s

No. 1 Steiner Bros.

Steiner-lined the Quebecers, bulldogged the Eliminators, used freaks and peaks to dispatch Harlem Heat

vs. No. 2 Road Warriors
Snacked on the danger that was Phil LaFon and Doug Furnas, dined on the death of the Outsiders, Doomsday Device'd the Hollywood Blondes



2000s

No. 4 Edge and Christian

Conchairto'd the Brothers of Destruction, totally reeked of awesomeness on the MCMGs, posed for flash photography over the Dudley Boys

vs. No. 3 Hardy Boys
Took Brian Kendrick and Paul London to the extreme, swanton-bombed the World's Greatest Tag Team, twisted the fates of SteenERico



2010s

No. 1 Young Bucks

Superkicked War Machine, Meltzer Driver'd The Shield, gave New Day more bang for their buck

vs. No. 7 Kings of Wrestling
Reigned over the Devastation Corporation, knocked the Addiction out, uppercutted Beer Money



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I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 309

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Austin yaks with a Navy SEAL
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If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.

Show: Steve Austin Show
Episode: 309 (March 22, 2016)
Run Time: 1:40:24
Guest: Mark Divine (4:10)

Summary: Austin’s guest this week is Mark Divine, a former U.S. Navy SEAL behind “The Unbeatable Mind” book and podcast as well as the SealFit training program. They discuss his background in finance and how he left that world to become a SEAL. Divine looks at the influence of CrossFit on SEAL training, talks a little about hell week and active duty, as well as what it’s like to try to be a SEAL and family man. He explains why he got into and out of the beer business, then discusses the origin of SealFit and his podcast, book, training methods and the importance of breathing, visualization, meditation and yoga.

Quote of the week:“Everyone has these skills, and everyone can accomplish their goals if they can really just figure out how to manage their mind and their emotions and focus on the right thing. So the skill of breathing, and then eradicating negativity, that’s foundational. That’s first. And to be able to do that, even if you’re going to work on a shop floor or a teacher or something like that, is extremely valuable because you’re able to approach it with a much better attitude, a lot more energy and stay in control during the ups and downs of the day. We all have ’em, right? And whatever crap comes at you, you just stay really controlled and focused, and you don’t let anything bother you so you develop this great resiliency.”

Why you should listen: Are you in need of a motivational speaker and can’t find any good Stuart Smalley or Matt Foley clips online? Mark Divine might be the answer to your prayers. Seriously, if you’re at all into military special forces (the training and qualification process more so than the missions and killing) then this actually is a pretty fascinating interview. Divine is a confident, frank speaker who manages to make matter-of-fact statements about his personal approach to life come across as something that works for him as opposed to shameless evangelism.

Why you should skip it: There’s no reason this interview needed to last almost 90 minutes. A large chunk comes off as little more than an infomercial, and while Austin seems earnestly curious, there’s no shaking the reality that Divine just doesn’t have enough interesting things to say. Once they strayed away from either Divine’s approach to training and SEAL work or his beer business, I checked out hard and fast.

Final thoughts: I lack the enthusiasm to get riled up about this one. It’s probably best if you take a pass, unless you’re super into SEAL stuff. Even then, you probably won’t learn anything you didn’t already know, because you’re already super into it and the discussion isn’t that deep.

The 2015 TWB 100: Number Four

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Hustle. Loyalty. Respect. Number Four.
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4. John Cena
Points: 5950
Ballots: 65
Highest Vote:1st Place (Brian Brown, Nick Malone, Rich Fann II, Bob Godfrey, Ryan Foster, Cam Is Like)
Last Year's Placement: 13th Place

TH: John Cena, the overall performer, is still a piece of flint that is used way too much to start debates about wrestling and WWE's penchant for spamming its top guys. While I am not entirely sure how I feel about him as a total package anymore, one thing is certain. He's become one of the best, most consistent in-match performers in WWE, especially in 2015. He garnered the nickname "Big Match John," which may have started out ironic or trolling in nature, but I doubt anyone of sound mind can argue that he's not a special wrestler between the bells. In fact, I'd argue that nickname doesn't fit Cena because he rose to the occasion every time a big match came up last year; instead, Cena himself made nearly every single match he was in a big match through is performance. Matches that were more often than not stashed in the midcard felt like main-event worthy contests, and in theory, that would have driven up the worth of every show he was on. He took a wide variety of opponents, from Brock Lesnar to Sami Zayn and everyone in between, and busted his ass to make sure that they were looked at as important as he was, even if just for a few minutes out of a show.

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Bill Bicknell: I think a lot of us were skeptical about John Cena's US Title reign when it started. Cena is such a specific force in WWE storytelling and constantly feels like an inevitability; "CENA WINS LOL" didn't become the gag from nothing. And while that inevitability remained - Cena beat Rusev, beat Owens, beat Neville, beat Cesaro, beat Zayn, beat everyone until his anticlimactic loss to Alberto del Rio - it was an incredibly fun ride, one that at times deconstructed what it meant to be in a wrestling organization with a John Cena in the midst of it. As with most WWE stories, I wish it'd taken more risks, but boy did we get a lot of great matches out of it.

Elliot Imes: Okay, so he probably didn't need to win that feud with Owens. I get that. But putting aside the baggage that comes along with his character, one cannot deny that Cena went a long way to change his perception in 2015. We now see him as a guy who might grind our gears with his words, but is indisputably one of the best wrestlers in WWE. I'm actually bummed that he's not at WrestleMania this year, and I never thought I'd say that.

Joey O.: Keeping Big Match John away from the main event picture for most of last year did wonders for his reputation and matches. Instead of facing Randy Orton for the 21,140th time, his U.S. Title Open Challenge gave him a wide range of new opponents to mix things up with, including much of the up-and-coming NXT class (Neville, Owens and for better-then-worse, Zayn). And while the Philly Royal Rumble will always be remember for the Reaction to Roman Reigns, that Cena-Rollins-Lesnar triple threat for the title was one of the best matches I've ever seen in person.

Butch Rosser: For all the deserved and undeserved grief that The Face That Runs The Place gets, we can say this about his '15 before he too fell prey to the injury bug--more often than not, especially in the spring and summer, his US Open title challenges were the best and sometimes only watchable part of RAW. A clear case of the man making the belt, he made moments shine like when Sami Zayn made his attempt and put on a series of matches with Cesaro that individually made arguments for being Free TV MOTYs while easily making you wonder "why don't these guys become a tag team and LOLNOPE everybody else to death?" The thing that drives me crazy about Cena, per usual, is the presentation. But the title run in the upper midcard and facing a bunch of excellent wrestlers along the way did a lot of rehab and gave me guarded hope that they've given up on masking their resident LeBron James as a Jimmy Butler and they'll let him rule until they're ready to have him break Flair's record.

Brandon House: Yeah, he's over-exposed and more stale than a bag of potato chips from a decade ago, but when he held the US title and was wrestling people weekly for said title, he was ON POINT. While there were a few clunkers in that run, his matches against Dean Ambrose, Neville, Sami Zayn, and Cesaro more than made up for them. Those matches against Cesaro were some of the best of the year, carrying some seriously unremarkable episodes of RAW. While the booking was... questionable (at best), Cena's matches against Kevin Owens were fantastic, the two acting as the perfect foils for each other. Even the matches against Rusev and Seth Rollins were fun.

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Joey on Earth: No one has delivered as many great matches in WWE history as John Cena. That’s obviously due to opportunity and longevity but still impressive with 2015 being his best in-ring year yet. Between the memorable matches against Kevin Owens, Seth Rollins, Cesaro and just about everyone he defended the United States Championship against, Cena was a guaranteed great match every week on RAW until he took some time off and later suffered an injury to end the year.

Stygimoloch: Accusations that John Cena can't wrestle, or that he only knows five moves, were already several years out of date going into 2015; coming out of it, he's a legitimate contender to being WWE's most consistently great wrestler. While the narratives of his feuds with Rusev, Seth Rollins and Kevin Owens were questionable, the match quality wasn't, and his United States Championship open challenges were regularly the best matches on WWE programming in any given week. He made his opponents look like megastars even in defeat.

Ryan Foster: By far my favorite part of the post-John Cena era of WWE is John Cena. Freed from his role as perpetual top dog, Cena finally has the artistic freedom to achieve results unlike anything we’ve seen in his decade-plus WWE career. No more endless monotonous feuds with the Randy Ortons and Kanes of the company. No more hitting the panic button to shoehorn him back into the main event any time ratings dipped. Instead, Cena was permitted to escape his comfort zone and create brilliance with the likes of Seth Rollins, Cesaro, and Kevin Owens. He could have sleepwalked through those matches in the usual style – his paycheck would have been the same. Instead, he not only cleared but vaulted to the high bar posed by his competition, and proved every bit their equal. Cena made the US Championship – a mostly forgotten hunk of storytelling convenience – into a must-watch part of RAW every week. In a year dominated by fresh faces, Cena resisted the urge to fight the tide and instead let it lift him to the very top.

The 2016 TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil: Tournament Semifinals

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The final four has been decided
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The Final Four is here, and surprisingly, only one top seed has survived. The results from yesterday's regional finals, as always, are in the blockquote:
Four Horsemen, Road Warriors (by a single vote!), Edge and Christian, Young Bucks
Now, the time has come for the decades to clash together and for two finalists to emerge in the ultimate tag team tussle.

1980s No. 6 Four Horsemen/Brainbusters
Busted up the Fabulous Ones, enforced the Freebirds, rode over the Hart Foundation, stomped the Rock 'n Roll Express

vs. 2010s No. 1 Young Bucks
Superkicked War Machine, Meltzer Driver'd The Shield, gave New Day more bang for their buck, threw a crotch chop at the Kings of Wrestling



1990s No. 2 Road Warriors/Legion of Doom
Snacked on the danger that was Phil LaFon and Doug Furnas, dined on the death of the Outsiders, Doomsday Device'd the Hollywood Blondes, won a war against the Steiner Bros.

vs. 2000s No. 4 Edge and Christian
Conchairto'd the Brothers of Destruction, totally reeked of awesomeness on the MCMGs, posed for flash photography over the Dudley Boys, sang about Mick Foley's burnt scrotum to the Hardy Boys



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I Listen So You Don't Have To: MSL and Sullivan, March 18

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Sullivan's show is on the docket this week
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If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.

Show: MSL and Sullivan
Episode: March 18, 2016
Run Time: 1:05:11
Guest: none

Summary: Independent wrestler and promoter Mister Saint Laurent co-hosts with a rugged legend of the business, the Prince of Dahhhkness, Kevin Sullivan. The show is a mish-mash of current wrestling topics and current events outside the wrestling world. The show starts with Sullivan attempting to break down what exactly is going on with Donald Trump. To Sullivan's eyes, Trump's supporters are playing the role of the nWo by trying to come in and take over the Republican Party. Sullivan and MSL move on to current WWE storylines as they recap the happenings at Roadblock. MSL believes that with his loss to Triple H, Dean Ambrose's character has been too damaged and it is no longer believable that he could beat Brock Lesnar. We also hear about the terrible booking of Roman Reigns. The second half of the show centers on Sullivan's accounts of his history in wrestling, specifically on the first hour of WCW Monday Nitro from September 16, 1996. Sullivan still remembers the booking decisions that went on that night, and he praises the much-needed quality wrestling of Rey Mysterio and Juventud Guerrera.

Quote of the Week: Sullivan on booking Nitro - "I would always go the simple route. If I really was saying to myself, 'Okay, things are going good, but let's give it a little gasoline,' I could throw Ric against Sting. I could throw Luger against Randy. Juvy against Rey, they had great matches. So I knew when I could kind of coast through one segment, but if I really wanted to heat it up without burning it out, I knew who I could go back to."

Why you should listen: Kevin Sullivan has been so far away from the mainstream wrestling business for so long that he has nothing left to lose, so his honesty is his best quality. He goes after Vince McMahon's booking with a good amount of bluntness, but he doesn't sound bitter while doing so. Sullivan's ideas of how RAW should follow the pacing of a sports event actually make sense, and those ideas are shown to have been used in the 1996 Nitro episode that they break down. This segment will be of big interest to WCW fans who watched religiously during the nWo's first months, as Sullivan has an excellent memory and an even-handed attitude about the strengths and weaknesses of WCW at that time.

Why you should skip it: Just like the Bret Hart podcast I reviewed last week, the greatest detriment to this show is Sullivan's voice. He coughs and hacks right into the microphone, and his voice has a wild rasp to it. Some might appreciate this, but it mostly just shows Sullivan's age. What also shows his age is when Sullivan sticks up for former NXT trainer Bill DeMott. He was fired last year for being a crude bully, but Sullivan suspects that DeMott was a victim of our overly sensitive PC culture. Anytime a white male over the age of 50 starts talking about "PC culture," I feel like I'm a dead cartoon character with X's over my eyes.

Final Thoughts: You know what I really don't need to hear about ever again in my life? How WWE could be doing a better job of booking Roman Reigns. My fatigue with this issue is probably due to consuming too much pro wrestling-related media, but still, we need to be done with it. Even MSL realizes they need to limit the Reigns talk, but it's there, and it's tiresome. I could simplify this podcast and say it's an old guy and a young guy talking about how everything sucks now and everything was better back in the day, and yes, it sort of does fall in that territory. However, as much as I'd like to disagree with that notion, it's usually true. And when you get your dose of history from the guy who painted his face like a Satanist and lit an entire territory on fire, and later booked a company during its highest heights, at least you're in good hands with a guy who knows what he's talking about.

The 2015 TWB 100: Number Three

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Owens is the last male competitor on the TWB 100 to be revealed, hint hint
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3. Kevin Owens
Points: 6045
Ballots: 65
Highest Vote:1st Place (Henry Casey, Sean Orleans, Scott Holland, Kevin Newburn)
Last Year's Placement: 18th Place

TH: Kevin Owens in 2015 was appointment television in all aspects of the game. The supremely charismatic yin to Sami Zayn's fiercely determined yang made people watch him with interest, both in and out of the ring. But this list isn't for out of the ring. It's for in the ring, right? Yeah. Owens was a wee bit polarizing in the ring, and criticisms were all over the place. Some said his matches had too many MOVEZ. Others said he relied too much on the chinlock at times. Neither criticism is really unfair, but honestly, I don't buy either one for a second, or at least I don't buy them enough for me not to put Owens in my top ten. For one, I'm not sure he's ever had a match filled with MOVEZ that didn't warrant them. Look at the John Cena matches, which is where he mostly went into the typical indie well. All of those matches were woven together nicely, where no real spot was done without some kind of reason behind it. The chinlocks may seem more egregious, but in my view, Owens almost always did something with them to spice them up. Against some opponents like Finn Bálor or Cesaro, he'd wrench back so hard on them that they'd be de facto submission holds. Against others like Dean Ambrose, they were avenues for him to get in his legendary in-ring shit talking game going. And to boot, he had some of the best, most entertaining matches of the year: Takeover: Rival against Zayn, Beast in the East against Bálor, the trilogy vs. Cena, Summerslam vs. Cesaro. He has the resume of a top ten wrestler this year, and landing at number three seems more than appropriate for the chaotic half of wrestling's Batman-and-Joker tandem.

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Elliot Imes: He was an absolute star in both NXT and WWE, something very few others can claim within the same year. It says a lot that Owens has been given the ball to run with when you remember that he is the exact opposite of WWE's ideal wrestler. Vince McMahon might go home at night and pray that Owens gets thinner and cuter, but he begrudgingly has to allow Owens to carry the workload in each show's best match.

Frank McCormick: I never knew a dad-boded, surly Canadian father with disgusting armpits was exactly what WWE needed, but 2015 proved that was exactly the case. No one trashtalks in the ring like Owens, and that honestly is my favorite part of his matches, or would be if it weren't for the fact that just about everything is my favorite part of his matches. His pissed-off dad-rage adds energy to even the most pedestrian matches. The only thing that can make me love him more is the inevitable face-turn to "Kevin Owens: Zoo Enthusiast."

Butch Rosser: The French Canadian Murder Bear is possibly the top of the top shelf of heeling, and befitting his in-ring style it's a throwback with some new century sheen on the fringes. He's willing to be reviled but is always transparent about his motives, as willing to show his cute son playing with a championship belt on Twitter as he is to clown some fan before blocking them, and the kind of guy where you always know and understand where he's coming from then you end up cringing when you see how far past the line he goes to get to wherever is next. He powerbombed his ex bestie Sami Zayn from a solid into a powder in order to get the NXT Championship two months to the day after his debut. He stepped on John Cena's title without challenging him for it (at first) and then beat him clean in his main roster debut, possibly the most shocking scripted moment in WWE's 2015. After trading blows with Cesaro, he ended the year a snarling, sarcastic, misanthropic Intercontinental Champion more than willing to tell the world that this was his show. When you're almost always appointment TV and your eternal rivalry might be powering a literal international monolithic conglomerate for the next five years, you don't exactly worry about people asking to see the receipts on your braggadocio.

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Brandon House: For a guy who hasn't even been in the company two full years yet, KO's done pretty good for himself. The NXT title match against Sami Zayn was full of drama. Watching him kick around Alex Riley was fun. The match in Japan against Finn Bálor was fantastic and the rematch in Brooklyn was great as well. His matches against Cena and Cesaro and Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler were all tremendous. That's the theme with Kevin Owens, he has good ass matches and had good ass matches all year long. With Sami Zayn on the main roster, 2016 should be just as good if not better.

Joey on Earth: Kevin Owens’ rise to stardom in WWE was one of the most exciting things to happen to wrestling in quite some time. It’s impossible to not love watching him wrestle and he reminded us that with a great body of work in 2015. From the NXT matches against Sami Zayn to main roster matches against the likes of John Cena and Neville, Owens put out a nice hit list of fun matches and the sky is the limit for him as he likely achieves even more in 2016.

Scott Raychel: Kevin Owens had one of the best years a wrestler could have in 2015. After having consistently solid matches on NXT with the likes of Samoa Joe, Finn Bálor, and eternal blood rival Sami Zayn, he did what most wrestlers have been unable to do and continued putting in stellar work on WWE’s main roster, including a trio of great matches with John Cena. One could even argue he managed to breathe new life into the Intercontinental Title scene. A solid 2015, indeed.

Stygimoloch: I'm actually not that big a Kevin Owens fan compared to most wrestling fans I know. I enjoy both his character and performances a lot, but for whatever reason I don't quite invest any fandom in him. And despite that, he still placed in my top 5, because you have to recognise the talent here. I don't think I saw a single duff match from him all year.

Ryan Foster: Owens crashed through 2015 like a bulldozer through half-melted slush. He began the year by destroying arch-rival Sami Zayn and reigning supreme over NXT. By the time he lost his title he had given WWE no choice but to move him up to the show, making an immediate impact with a memorable series of matches with John Cena. By the end of the year he had established himself as one of the surest bets on the roster – whether it’s PPV or Main Event, you know you’re getting something great with a KO match.

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Scott Holland: It was incredibly difficult to sort the top of my ballot this year. I ultimately gave the top spot to Kevin Owens because I felt there was a degree of difficulty in headlining NXT shows from Full Sail to Japan to Brooklyn, equaling John Cena in a main event feud — while Cena was at his absolute peak, no less — and then stabilizing into a reliable main roster stud whose inclusion in virtually any match, from Smackdown opener to pay-per-view-spotlight, guaranteed a must-watch environment. It’s arguable I’m being unfair to Sasha Banks, whose latter half funk is due exclusively to opportunity and presentation, not her own talent, but as much as I loved the Banks-Bayley Brooklyn match, I think Owens’ task in battling Cena was a bigger hill to climb and he more than met expectations. Ask me tomorrow and you might get a totally different answer, but for the moment, I had to go with KO as No. 1. But it was no easy choice.

Bill DiFilippo: I care about Miz matches when Kevin Owens is in them. That’s kind of everything you need to say about Kevin Owens. His mind understands pro wrestling better than anyone else’s in WWE.

Joshua Browns: If I were simply picking with my heart, Owens would be my pick for #1, but – and good God, I hate myself for saying this – Sabrina the Teenage Witch kind of had a point. It’s not an entirely fair criticism because it’s partially about the way he was booked, but there was a point shortly after Owens’ NXT title loss to Finn Bálor (and right around the beginning of his feud with Ryback – BECAUSE EVERYTHING THAT RYBACK TOUCHES TURNS TO SHIT) where Owens’ booking changed to the point where it affected his ring work. He went from French Canadian Murder Bear to cowardly intentional count-out taking heel in the early fall, and his matches in the second half of 2015 suffered for it.

All of that said, #2 behind The Boss ain’t too shabby. Owens had a string of absolutely genius matches from January until June. I tend to give extra weight to the small handful of matches where the finish really “pops” me each year, and Owens beating Cena clean at Elimination Chamber is near the top of my “popped me” list for 2015. Everything he does in the ring just snaps, he’s ridiculously agile and skilled for a guy his size, and he’s always in character in the ring. If I were allowed to factor in Owens’ speaking skills, his great heel character work and his consistently funny Twitter annihilations, he’d be my top choice without hesitation. Banks gets the top spot because of how consistently great her work was throughout 2015 – but for my money Kevin Owens is the best wrestler in the North America right now. He’s off to a great start in 2016, too.

Twitter Request Line, Vol. 157

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Everyone gets a spot at Mania
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It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman, and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag, and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers!

In the olden days, when the WWE Network was but a dream, WrestleMania was the biggest revenue driver in the company. It drew the most pay-per-view buys, so more money was available to spread around to the boys. Basically, the WrestleMania check was the roster's Christmas bonus, so Vince McMahon tried stuffing as many wrestlers onto the show as humanly possible. That mentality is still in play because vestiges are hard to completely cut off. Right now, the big revenue driver is the Network. Theoretically, everyone across the board should get more money. But I doubt that's the case. Either way, it's still a boon for a guy to say he or she competed at Mania that year. Everyone wants them a WrestleMania moment, y'know?

Well, first thing's first, I'm going to run down the teams that are in it:
  • Rock Lobster and Hermit Crab
  • The Osirian Portal (Amasis and Ophidian)
  • The Colony (Fire and Worker Ants)
  • The United Nations (Prakash Sabar and Proletariat Boar of Moldova)
  • The Sea Stars (Delmi Exo and Ashley Vox)
  • The Devastation Corporation (Blaster McMassive and Flex Rumblecrunch)
  • Los Ice Creams (Ice Cream Jr. and El Hijo del Ice Cream)
  • Punk Rock All-Stars (Shaun Cannon and Drake Carter)
Okay, so I've seen all but the last team up there in action. I'm not sure if the PRAS have any sort of cache above being rookies, so I will eliminate them from contention. Watch them win now. Anyway, Los Ice Creams are dead in the water because the Devastation Corporation has it in for anyone who was even remotely associated with Crown and Court's Challenge of the Immortals win, and in turn, DevCorp ain't winning because they haven't won poop since Sidney Bakabella got his hairpiece forcibly removed by Oleg the Usurper. I wouldn't rule out an "illegal" appearance from a rogue Max Smasmaster though. The Sea Stars are too new, although I'm glad Chikara has booked them in an attempt to help get more female talent in tow.

That leaves the Colony, Portal, and the Crustacean Connection as the legit contenders. The Portal is being advertised as "one time only," so even though I will be rooting for them to win the whole thing, I'm gonna put them behind the other two. Lobster and Crab fit the profile of a homegrown, rudo foil to put against the current Campeones NRG, but my guess is The Colony wins to give the Champs a prestige title defense and to allow Worker Ant to get his big showcase match that he's deserved for a couple of years now.

Last year, by far. Last year's event had the echoing din from the Royal Rumble that Daniel Bryan should have won and Roman Reigns was not worthy of the Mania main event. The thinkpieces flowed like ouzo at a big fat Greek wedding. Madness wracked the wrestling community. This year, most of the reactions have been silent resignation. From my vantage point, various sects of Wrestling Twitter™ have come down with Stockholm Syndrome in regards to Triple H as Champion. Plus, the whole vibe right now seems that Reigns' momentum is waning and that Shane McMahon vs. Undertaker will close the show. I haven't seen the outrage I saw last year. Maybe I'm not looking in the right corners. Either way, last year induced more complaining from my experience.

That would be one heck of a project, but I fear I've lost some of the early spreadsheets used to tabulate the first couple of years. Watching how the aggregation of opinions formed a consensus over ten years would be super interesting, however. It might be a project worthy of trying if I have all the materials to do it, of course.

Absolutely yes! I mean, WWE's booking going into Mania hasn't been this shambled in... well, uh, a year? But at the same time, Mania isn't necessarily a show you need to be invested in to enjoy. For example, last year's show was supremely fun despite the milquetoast run-up, and this year's could be the same. Taker/Shane McMahon could be a fun schlockfest. Reigns/Trips could go either way, but it'll be worth seeing if just for how WWE goes forward, from a NASCAR car crash perspective. Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar could very well be the best match of the year. Every other match on the show at least could be decent, with most of them having a ceiling high enough to get excited for. I can't speak for your tastes, but at the same time, this show could be worth the four-plus hours it takes up ten days from today.

This question is where I plead the fifth, because sadly, I didn't listen to a lot of A Tribe Called Quest. But it sucks that Phife Dawg lost his life at such a young age. The hip-hop community seems to be analogous to the wrestling community in terms of early deaths, even if the causes are different between the two. But I'm dodging your question, albeit for a shameful reason. I will now walk from the Sept of Baelor to the Red Keep with a nun-looking lady walking behind me saying "SHAME. SHAME." Clothed, of course, because no one needs to see my hairy ass naked.

If one is to assume no new faces are going to pop up between now and then, the main event of Payback 2016 will be Roman Reigns vs. Triple H in a street fight. The event after Mania is usually a repository for rematches with exotic stipulations. The question is whether it will be for the title or not, and I'm leaning towards it not. Whether or not the title changes hands at Mania, I have a mighty strong feeling that it will switch owners the night after, and the person who does win it won't be Reigns or Trips. Still, with the possibility of Shane McMahon and Undertaker headlining Mania, Reigns and Trips will get their consolation prize as a main event of the pay-per-view afterwards.

I think it's already happening with Bayley and Finn Bálor, to be honest. But WWE is going to have a logjam going forward, one where the only solution will be releasing wrestlers. Whether it be guys in NXT who are sick of waiting for their turns like Bull Dempsey and Solomon Crowe asking for releases, or members of the RAW roster who are just expendable like anyone in the Social Outcasts or Damien Sandow, guys are going to be let go to keep the flow of talent from turning stagnant.

Excluding WrestleMania I, because everyone was a first-timer, you may be right. The list of Mania first timers for this year is as follows:
  • Sami Zayn
  • Kevin Owens
  • AJ Styles
  • Sasha Banks
  • Charlotte
  • Becky Lynch
  • Xavier Woods
  • Summer Rae
  • possibly Emma
  • possibly Bayley
That is some heavy duty first-timeage there. I'd have to do research to confirm or deny this gut feeling, but yeah, I would definitely agree this is the best Mania for "rookies" ever.

Road Warriors vs. Four Horsemen: The 2016 TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil FINAL

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The last teams standing
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The time for pretenders has ended. The last two major contenders for the crown of TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil are left standing. In one corner is one-half of arguably the greatest stable in the history of professional wrestling. In the other is a team that defined badassery across three different promotions in two decades. They faced stiff challenges from other great teams along the way. In parallel universes, they might have been eliminated in favor of other great teams like the Young Bucks, the Dudley Boys, the Steiner Brothers, or the Rock 'n Roll Express. But the Four Horsemen (or the Brainbusters if you will) and the Road Warriors (or the Legion of Doom, if that's your thing) are the last two teams standing. Road Warrior Hawk. Road Warrior Animal. "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. Tully Blanchard. It's time to go.

The Tale of the Tape

The Four Horsemen/Brainbusters

Members: Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard
Region and Seed: Sixth Seed in the 1980s Region
Manager: JJ Dillon (or Bobby "The Brain" Heenan)
Known Associates: Ric Flair, Ole Anderson, Lex Luger, Barry Windham, Haku, Big Boss Man, Akeem, Terry Taylor
Championships Won: NWA World Tag Team Championship (x2), WWE World Tag Team Championship
Path to the Final defeated the Fabulous Ones, Fabulous Freebirds, Hart Foundation, Rock 'n Roll Express, and the Young Bucks

The Road Warriors/Legion of Doom
Members: Hawk and Animal
Region and Seed: Second Seed in the 1990s Region
Manager:"Precious" Paul Ellering
Known Associates: Jake Roberts, The Spoiler, Matt Borne, Arn Anderson (whaaaa?), King Kong Bundy, Iron Sheik, The Original Sheik, Dusty Rhodes, Kensuke Sasaki, Darren Drozdov, Heidenreich, Genichiro Tenryu
Championships Won: AWA Tag Team Championship, NWA World Tag Team Championship, WWE World Tag Team Championship (x2)
Path to the Final defeated Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon, the Outsiders, the Hollywood Blondes, the Steiner Bros., and Edge and Christian

The time has come to vote. Choose wisely. The winner will be crowned the best tag team in RECORDED HISTORY.


I Listen So You Don't Have To: Cheap Heat March 24

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Hogan's massive settlement is topic of Cheap Heat this week
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If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.

Show: Cheap Heat
Episode:“Hogan’s Zeroes” (March 24, 2016)
Run Time: 1:06:19
Guest: None

Summary: Peter Rosenberg is in his home studio patching in calls from David Shoemaker in Brooklyn and Stat Guy Greg in Harlem. Fighting through distance and sound quality issues, they look at Monday night’s Undertaker/Shane McMahon video packages, talk about attending the Hall Of Fame induction, review the current WrestleMania build and revisit some of their prior WrestleMania weekend experiences. Shoemaker explains the Intercontinental Title ladder match and has kind words for the New Day. After quick hits on it being 15 years since end of World Championship Wrestling, Wyatt family injuries and hip-hop, Rosenberg talks about his friend attending a Lucha Underground taping. Then the guys start prepping for their trip Dallas, which leads to Greg’s Xavier Woods story from SummerSlam. The last segment is a lengthy look at the result of the Hulk Hogan-Gawker trial before Greg offers corrections.

Quote of the week: Shoemaker: “Every year at WrestleMania I feel like I’m obligated to say WrestleMania is not for us smarks. … WrestleMania’s for like the six-year-old kids who make their parents buy them T-shirts for Christmas. That’s who WrestleMania’s for. We can have SummerSlam, we can have NXT, we can have all the rest. So the fact that we’re getting Ambrose vs. Brock … you want to count Undertaker-Shane in a cell? I mean, I’m actually looking forward to the title match, but let’s not use this as another excuse to crap on Roman Reigns.”

Why you should listen: Greg’s excitement about the looming WrestleMania weekend is as endearing as his self-deprecating Woods encounter recollection. He and Shoemaker offer solid insight and context (as a lawyer and Deadspin writer, respectively) on the Gawker situation. The quick glimmer of Lucha Undergound praise is sorely overdue. And, uh, I think that’s it.

Why you should skip it: Somehow Shoemaker liked the New Day “You are garbage” bit from RAW, and somehow Rosenberg referenced the overt racism of the Fabulous Freebirds while totally accepting WWE’s strategy to have New Day induct the Birds into the WWEHOF because they’re basically doing the same shtick as a team (I’m paraphrasing this preposterous suggestion). Everything else is pretty much booty, too, since it amounts to little more than “Oh hey, did you see this happen on RAW? And then they did that other thing.”

Final thoughts: This repug effort is not maj. In truth, it is no better than Cheap Heat adjace. The show is at its worst when Rosenberg dominates the flow, and given the logistics of the three main players this week, it was simply unavoidable. I’m quite weary of the Hogan trial narrative, but I must say that was the only segment of the show worth hearing because it engendered legitimate, multi-faceted debate and also because it allowed the hosts to actually tap into the personal qualities that make them a compelling blend. But ultimately, the guys are affected by the same malaise afflicting most WWE fans these days; the WrestleMania build has stalled and it’s time to get to the damn show. For the Dallas-bound Cheap Heat crew, that’s a legitimate issue grounded in geography. I expect next week’s show(s) from the scene of the action to be essential listening. But y’all can save yourself the mental bandwidth by bailing on this one completely.

Best Coast Bias: Some Things To Contend With

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A's train kept a-rollin'
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Takeover: Dallas continues to be the Gallant to WrestleMania's Goofus. It's not that fans are expecting an above average show, or even a great one--the question of "is this going to be the bestest show of all of the times?" is being bandied about by more than just the fan service equivalent of a Lunatic Fringe and it doesn't seem to be the entirely ludicrous notion that it may appear at first glance.

With the card locked and extremely loaded, NXT found themselves in the enviable position of being set to throw a party on a Gatsbian level and with time to put the centerpieces exactly in the middle, do a little extra dusting, put the salad forks in the freezer or do whatever else they needed to do to turn a 12 into a 15 with their final shows before they decamp outside of Six Flags Over Jerry's Ego. What they chose to do with this penultimate episode was to further burnish up the contenders in the three title matches in a couple of different ways, and they succeeded at both.

When it comes to the singles belts, irregardless of gender, it feels in both cases like we're in the dying days of the reigns of those who've redefined their championships and might be the respective best ever per their set. Yet for Bayley and Finn Bálor both (more on which imminently) it seems less the Time Of Their Lives and more trying to sit through Batman vs. Superman is what'll await them when they get to the Lone Star State.

Take Asuka. The throughline reaction to her upcoming first shot at possibly the most prestigious belt in North America is something along the lines of "I am really, really going to miss Bayley" and her main event Takeover: London rematch against Emma was further proof as to why. It wasn't just that Emma seems to be perpetually doomed to be the Dominique to her Bird (or the Barkley to her Jordan, or the Iverson to her Kobe, or the Durant to her LeBron or Curry), it was that she actually had the best showing against Asuka to date and still wasn't that awesome at gaining any traction besides not being Deanna Purrazzo. Looking back over what was nearly a 15-minute match doesn't even yield an instance where she got so much as a two-count in. Trying to match the Empress of Tomorrow on the mat was like using a mouse trap to get the substance for a grilled cheese; cheating either only provided a temporary reprieve or got caught by the ref. Literally three moves (high-impact ones, but still) later she was a broken shell of a woman who had just tapped out and the disconcerting smile was once again on the face of her adversary.

That smile seems to be the difference between her and her counterpart going after the Big X, as Samoa Joe 2.0 hasn't smiled or done nothing besides also run through his competition and hit them like a wrecking ball into a condemned building. He might blow off an interview in the back but he's more than willing to ruin a possible mid-hour match between Bull Dempsey and Danny Birch by choking them both out before it starts. As if that wordless display wasn't enough of an exclamation point he then proceeded to yell at a camera off-mic but loud enough to be heard in the fourth row that his title reign was a matter of days away and that no woman, man, or god would able to deter him from his destiny, and it was hard to argue with the man. Jobbers get choked out in seconds. The Sami Zayns of the world might take closer to an hour, but he can still beat him clean twice and choke him out para la victoria to close those out, as well.

Of course, even with the best announce team in the business backing their plays, sometimes the best things in NXT go unspoken, and this was one, not 20 minutes prior, Finn Bálor had been in the ring and put on an absolute showcase against the increasingly beloved Rich Swann.

(Side Note: infectious as the Chromeo ripoff music they gave him is, to use a Donald Gloverism, it's the Kix of Rich Swann entrance themes. Yeah, this is all right, but you know what we really want.) ((ALL NIGHT)) (((all night)))

Actually, the closest analogue to this also during this hour, most interestingly enough, was the main event. The holder of NXT's Men's World Championship was in control almost the whole way. Swann got in some stray flash shots here in there, but the most revealing moment was when Bálor had to cut off what would've been a run of offense with a crack running double forearm smash and then had a look on his face of "How dare". He never did anything heelish outright - not our Champion, not yet at least - but he went way harder in the paint than he needed to against a dude making maybe his fourth appearance on the show. You could even call it ruthless aggression. After spending about the first 60% of the match grounding Rich, he then finished him off in spectacular fashion: a baseball slide set up a running kick to the face delivered with a run down the apron, and that set up the shotgun dropkick hand on the pump which beget the Coup de Grace, the prelude to a wholly unnecessary Bloody Sunday 1916. Again, not a heel move, and not entirely unnecessary (both commentators mentioning over the match's course Bálor was going to have to deliver on this level to walk out champion against Joe again and that was before he stomped out and choked out two more dudes) but still a bit of overkill. There wasn't a little boy yelling "Stop! STOP! He's already dead!" or anything, but it could see him from that metaphorical house. But besides the (unintentional?) similarities to Joe/Ciampa a few weeks ago, it was also awesome to see one of the best in the world turn things up a notch for an otherwise meaningless non-title TV tilt and remind you that he didn't earn that championship in a [matriarch fornicating] Cracker Jack box.

Secure as he is with his belt, American Alpha are still both looking for their first, and this week helped fill in some background for the uninitiated as to why. Despite being the J.D. and Turk of the tag division, they came up on remarkably similar backgrounds. They fell in love with amateur graps as kids, and then spent their adolescences and college years out in these streets schooling chumps. But in both their cases, the first major setback they suffered they feel defines them. (If only they were a bit older, Chuck Klosterman could've warned them about this.) For Jason Jordan, it was going for the NCAA championship as a Hoosier and coming up short; on Chad Gable's end it was a medal-less run at the Olympics. But through their words and their actions translated from VHS in those early days - kids, ask you parents - you got a sense of why they were so damn determined to make a mark here and how they got together as a unit, and that was before they both individually admitted to having a short coming here or there and acknowledge that were things they could accomplish as a unit that they might not have been able to pull off as individuals. Suddenly, being Ready, Willing and Gable vaulted past cute catchphrase. Their skillset defined the first, their sudden ascension dating back to the Dusty Classic once they merely got the opportunity defined the second, and--well, obviously half of the team is the third. It didn't quite get the full-on treatment Finn, Becky Lynch and Apollo Crews have gotten over the past year, but it was more than enough. Honestly--who besides the Revival would root against the Alpha Dogs? What sort of puppy-hating bastard watches JJ and CG do a match and walks away in disgust? There's a name for those people, and it's called ISIS.

Geopolitics aside, it's a fine time to be alive and an NXT fan. One more show before the show, and then? In the immortal words of a box office matinee idol, it's time to make the fcuking chimichangas.

Smackdown: Friendship is Magic

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Reigns is not a good friend this week
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Apparently Giving Up On This Whole Friendship Thing – Becky Lynch
Becky Lynch was on guest commentary during Sasha Banks and Charlotte's match, and after Banks won, Lynch immediately leapt into the fray and attacked both of her upcoming WrestleMania opponents. It was pretty formulaic as far as pre-title match WWE behaviour, but I'm disappointed that they decided to have Lynch behave like everyone else rather than sticking with her “do the right thing” character. I can buy her realizing that being nice hasn't gotten her anywhere, but that still wouldn't lead her to a completely unprovoked attack. Heroes, WWE. It's okay to have them! I did enjoy the match, but I wish WWE had continued to keep these three apart until WrestleMania, letting them build the story but not actually wrestle.

Friendship Business As Usual – The League of Nations and the New Day
I mean, what else can I say about these two teams? They had yet another singles match in preparation for their WrestleMania match. I guess the match was notable because Sheamus actually got a win for the League, but other than that nothing changed. I don't know, I feel like these constant run-ins are actively killing any buzz that the WrestleMania match might have been able to have. This feud was never based on anything to begin with, and the endless string of matches (usually with New Day coming out on top) haven't done much to build interest. I feel bad because I genuinely enjoy both of these teams, but with seeing them so often, I almost have friendship fatigue.

Worst Friends – The Usos
One of my biggest wrestling pet peeves is when wrestlers who are supposedly good guys use someone wholly unrelated to their current feud to “send a message.” That's exactly what the Usos did on Smackdown, where after their quick victory over the Ascension they added injury to injury by putting Konnor and Viktor through tables as well, while the Dudleys watched from backstage. I don't even like the Ascension, but it really bothered me. They came out, wrestled, and lost. They did absolutely nothing to provoke the post-match attack. What the hell did it even accomplish? Letting us know that the Usos are willing to use tables on helpless bystanders even though the Dudleys won't? Ugh, it's just such shitty behaviour from people we are supposed to cheer for.

Wisest Friend – The Miz
I was all set to type out a thing about how there's no way the Miz should have teamed up with Kevin Owens again after what happened last time.. .and then the Miz remembered what happened last time and took Owens to task for it. Continuity! Sometimes it's a thing! Owens did indeed try to bail on Miz AGAIN during their match against Sami Zayn and Dolph Ziggler, but he was tossed back into the ring by the three non-essential participants in the upcoming WrestleMania ladder match. Much as I love Kevin Owens, I do like him having to atone for his shittiness sometimes. As for the Miz, he still got pinned for his efforts, but I liked him at least getting a little revenge on his erstwhile tag partner. And I'm really glad that he's getting to be a key player in this story.

Being A Terrible Person Apparently Runs in the Family – Roman Reigns
I thought the Bubba Ray Dudley/Roman Reigns match was going to be based on Reigns defending the Usos, which would have been weird because the Usos were totally fine but at least would have given some sort of reason for the match. Hilariously (to me, because I probably pay more attention to Reigns' casual acquisition and disregard of family members more than most people), Reigns was just mad because Bubba Ray was “running his mouth” just like Triple H and that tenuous connection was enough to set up a match.

Not so hilariously, Reigns proceeded to get himself disqualified for unnecessary roughness, and when D-Von ran out to help his brother – without having interfered in the match beforehand, literally just to stop the assault – Reigns flattened him, too. All to, you guessed it, “send a message” to Triple H that play time is over or some shit. Where is Bo Dallas to inspire us all to be better than this?

Deserves More Friends – Tyler Breeze
Tyler Breeze showed up for a match against AJ Styles and while it was the last match of the show, it wasn't the main event. What scant time the two men got was great, and I would dearly loved to have seen them tear it up. The match was even worth listening to Jerry Lawler outright mocking Mauro Ranallo for daring to know the names of wrestling maneuvers and calling them, in other words DOING HIS DAMN JOB. Tyler Breeze's downward trajectory has been an absolute tragedy, but, hey, it's not everyone who gets a match against Styles, who's a pretty hot commodity right now, so...yay?

What was the main event? Well, instead of getting to see more of Styles versus Breeze, we got 20 minutes of Paul Heyman babbling (I briefly paid attention when he started talking about Lesnar wrapping his strong arms around dudes and pivoting his hips, but alas, he wasn't just reading out fanfic in the ring) and Brock Lesnar looking mildly interested in his surroundings. Lol j/k, he clearly could not give less of a fuck, but for some reason I'm supposed to. And then some suplexing occurred when the Wyatts popped by to try and trick me once again into thinking that they'll be of some lasting importance. Fool me several times, WWE, shame on me.

However, I am going to go ahead and pretend that Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt worked out their interruptions together in a combined effort to bring down Lesnar because they are now secretly best friends. No one can take this dream away from me.

The 2015 TWB 100: Number Two

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The second best wrestler of 2015
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2. Bayley
Points: 6068
Ballots: 65
Highest Vote:1st Place (Antonio Cruz, Jesse Dlugosz, Keith Campbell, Jesse Powell, Brandon Rohwer, Kenn Haspel, Brandon Kay)
Last Year's Placement: 29th Place

TH: Bayley is the heart of professional wrestling. She is the only babyface in WWE, and she presents a paradigm in the ring unlike any other wrestler who has ever deigned to take the mantel of People's Champion since before the days of regular television and pay-per-view. Hulk Hogan raked backs. Steve Austin abused refs. But Bayley, no, she resonated with a WWE-sponsored crowd by being the most delightfully innocent wrestler on the non-offensive side of Eugene. The dirty little secret of NXT is that it's not a great show because it's written well. Ryan Ward, Triple H, and whoever else had their hands in the pot last year got by not because they told fantastic stories out of the ring, but because they knew that letting the wrestlers go in the ring with minimal interference and just the right guidance week to week was going to get them over huge. One could watch only the Takeover specials and get the same feeling of satisfaction that they might get from watching Pro Wrestling Guerrilla, the king of no-booking excellence. Which is to say, when Bayley got over, she got over on her own, and she got over, as a babyface, on the strength of her in-ring wrestling almost exclusively. In the post-Russo landscape of pro wrestling, that feat deserves to be lauded.

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But the question is how did she get over? The answer is so simple that it defies convention in this world of Ring of Honor-influenced high-octane spot explosions. She conveyed heart, determination, will, emotion, pathos. It wasn't just in her moves or selling. Her face drove the story, her body language, the things that people tend to overlook when parsing wrestlers like sentient slabs of beef at a meat market, those told the story, informed every move, every beat, every near-fall, and every kick-out. Even if one distills her year down to the two matches with Sasha Banks, which is a disservice to both wrestlers but okay, those two matches were, by far, the best two of the year in any promotion. The fact that they went out in Brooklyn and made believers out of 10,000 people and then went and nearly topped it (or depending whom you ask, achieved that goal) two months later, in a year when Death and Rebirth reinvented the casket match, where Shinsuke Nakamura and Kota Ibushi went all out in front of the biggest extended NJPW audience to that date, where you couldn't trip over your own two feet and not land on something excellent happening somewhere in the wrestling world... that is impressive enough to put Bayley (and Banks, but she'll have her day soon) on a pedestal.

Purely put, Bayley deserves all the praise you and I can possibly heap upon her and then some. If you think it's hyperbole, then maybe you didn't watch her. If you think it deserves points checked off because she "practiced" beforehand, you don't understand the nature of the wrestling business. Bayley had just about the best year she could have had, which is leagues better than any other wrestler in the world right now except for the one I voted number one. But hey, it could have gone either way, to be honest.

Rich Thomas: The alignment between Bayley's character and in ring work is perfect. She puts on matches that shows someone who loves wrestling and just wants to win. She wants to be the best is a way that matches who she says she is.

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Bill Bicknell: It's strange to look back on Bayley's 2015 because, on the aggregate, much of it wasn't good. After Rival, she didn't do much other than have sad matches with Emma and lose a lot, and NXT seemed to lose their way with her. But the power of Brooklyn and Respect, without question two of the best matches of the year, overshadow pretty much all of that. Bayley was the one who got left behind; she wasn't a powerful legacy wrestler like Charlotte, a wrist-wrecking super-worker like Becky Lynch, or an unqualified next big thing like Sasha Banks. In the end, Bayley was like us: always being told no. When she emphatically, undeniably stood up and said "YES," we all stood up with her. It took some work, but when Bayley's story finally came together, there was no better story in wrestling. (It also made me cry an embarassing amount.)

Elliot Imes: She's the in-ring character who cannot be hated. Through tireless effort and unwavering strength, Bayley sets the example for wrestlers around the world. And no one else can connect with kids and adults like her. We love her because to not love her would be ridiculous.

Jamie Girouard: While Becky Lynch is better technically and Sasha Banks is a better overall performer, Bayley is easily the best female babyface the WWE has. Scratch that, Bayley is the best babyface - regardless of gender - the WWE has. Her work in both Sasha Banks matches at getting sympathy against a cool heel was otherworldly.

Joey O.: Bayley (along with someone else we'll see further up the list) told what was widely acclaimed as the best in-ring story of 2015. After coming up short in every chance she got, Bayley adjusted to each opponent, added more to her arsenal and went on to a pair of universally praised title matches last summer. As the standard-barer of women's wrestling in NXT, it's hard to imagine her NOT being champion at this point.

Frank McCormick: I have a terrible confession to make. I don't regularly watch NXT. I know, I know, but there's only so much time in a day! Therefore, my direct experience of Bayley is actually fairly limited. I do, however, usually watch the live specials, and thus did get to witness perhaps the best match of the year between her and Sasha Banks. On that basis alone, she deserves high placement.

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Butch Rosser: The best NXT World Women's Champion of all-time (of all time!) got the runner-up position on my ballot, as she and my number one had either the match of the year on one Network Special or outdid themselves on the next one and made history and Izzy cry in the process. (SPOILER ALERT!) But in a horrifying dystopia where there is no Sami Zayn, she's the best babyface walking the Earth and it's not even close. The fact she continued elevating her in-ring work and managed to show off selective and appropriate aggression without devolving into an outright jerk just put more cartoon hearts in my eyes. I remain massively apprehensive of what happens when she gets the call up. MASSSIVELY. But there are few things in this world that give me unproblematic joy anymore, and the Doctor of Huganomics is near the top of that list for me.

Brandon House: Bayley is special in a way that maybe no one else in wrestling is. If you look at the other Horsewomen, Bayley doesn't have the sheer talent of Sasha Banks or Becky Lynch, or the sky high potential and physical ability of Charlotte. What she does have though is an in ring charisma that is second to none that make her biggest matches as compelling as the finest Wrestlemania main events. She has an It factor that pulls jerks like me into the match like no other. Though a major part of the the Fatal Four Way at Takeover: Rival, and having fantastic matches against Charlotte and Becky Lynch in the summer, it was the match in Brooklyn against Sasha Banks and the Iron Woman rematch that solidified Bayley's spot just under the top of my list. Bayley's just great, y'all.

Joey on Earth: Bayley had the greatest calendar year in NXT history by becoming the face of the growing brand. The matches against Sasha Banks is what everyone will remember but her work on NXT television is what truly made her excellent in my eyes. Let’s be honest – 95% of the matches on NXT TV are completely meaningless or squashes. Bayley instead used her title defenses to showcase different styles against lesser talents like Eva Marie and Nia Jax. She deserves every opportunity in the world and the respect of every wrestling fan.

Stygimoloch: For all the love that Sasha Banks (rightly) receives, Bayley was every bit as essential to 2015's defining feud. Where Banks ultimately compromised her principles in the name of success, Bayley did not, and while that made her journey longer and harder, it also made it all the sweeter when she finally triumphed over her former friend. Infectiously passionate and innocent without being ingenuous, Bayley updates wrestling's classic lawful good hero to an era of more emotionally complex characterisation without losing a thing.

Ryan Foster: I’ll admit that I was one of those who saw Bayley as the weak link of the Four Horsewomen and will gladly eat my words now. Bayley had what can only be described as an outstanding 2015, her athleticism, hard work, and pure heart coming through in every match. Any questions about whether Bayley’s excellent year could be attributed to Sasha Banks were quickly put to rest, as she pulled high quality matches out of the likes of Eva Marie and Nia Jax. The Boss of NXT is gone, long live the Queen.

Scott Holland: When I look back on 2015 and realize Bayley started on the road to the fatal four-way at Takeover: Rival, it reminds me her entire year required her to demonstrate her skill against opponents of all skills, shapes and sizes. Much like the other folks who populate the very top of this list, Bayley has demonstrated — over and again — an ability to virtually guarantee the success of any match regardless of the other wrestlers involved. When it comes to picking who gets my top TWB100 spot, this year especially, it’s a matter of splitting very fine hairs. Bayley had an incredible 2015 and I’m excited to see if she can match it this year.

Brandon Rohwer: Bayley and Sasha Banks had the two best matches of 2015, so frankly the top spot could go to either one of them when ranking the top performer of the year (I personally voted for Bayley at number one and Sasha at number two). The in-ring work and character development of both grew by leaps and bounds over the course of 2015, but not even The Boss could capture the imagination of audiences to the degree Bayley has. Throughout the year, the Huggable One solidified herself as one of WWE’s best in-ring storytellers, with a huge character arc progressing through the year (and showing in every single match) in her standout programs with the wide range of women on the NXT roster from her fellow Four Horsewomen to Eva Marie and Nia Jax.

Joshua Browns: If I put Sasha Banks at number one based largely on her matches with Bayley, then it only seems fair to have Bayley in the top 10 as well. I thought 2015 was going to be a huge challenge for her as she transitioned from “lovable underdog” to “believable champion” – I wasn’t at all sure she could sell me on herself as somebody who could dominate a division. But her match with Nia Jax in December erased a lot of those concerns. As great as the matches with Sasha were, the match with Jax was SUCH a well-told story – a veteran using her experience and intelligence to overcome a far more physically gifted, but much greener opponent. Just beautiful stuff, and as long as they keep giving her opportunities to grow, I think Bayley’s natural ability to connect with the audience and her timing and psychology will have her near the top of a (hopefully) re-vamped WWE women’s division by the end of 2016.
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I Listen So You Don't Have To: Art Of Wrestling Ep. 294

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The former TNA star is on the AOW this week
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If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.

Show: Art Of Wrestling
Episode: 294 (March 23, 2016)
Run Time: 1:06:24
Guest: Johnny Devine (10:49)

Summary: Colt Cabana’s conversation with Johnny Devine starts with ruminations on podcast professionalism and being comfortable on camera. Devine then explains how he came to be involved in wrestling, and after a little talk about current projects goes in deep on his Hart Dungeon training background and the years spent working in Calgary around the turn of the century. After brief mention of a serious vehicle accident and how he ultimately landed in TNA, Devine recalls the street fight that resulted in several serious stab wounds and ends with a quick glance at his strategy for the rest of his career.

Quote of the week:“So they had to take out my gallbladder, a foot of my lower intestine, sew up my bladder and my stomach, which were all perforated; I had multiple cuts up on my pec and then, uh, um, layers of, like, stapling and stitching. So I had some like 90 stiches and 70 staples all in told. And then there’s a point where I died on the table, my heart stopped for two minutes, they had to — they kept oxygenating me and whatever and then resuscitated me with the paddles. … They were like, ‘Yeah, there was a point where we weren’t sure.’ And I was like, ‘Woah. OK, well, that was slightly more intensive than I was expecting. Good to know.’ So that kind of derailed things.”

Why you should listen: Devine does a great job conveying his appreciation and understanding of wrestling’s complexities, comparing and contrasting to performers in other genres and in general defining the literal art of wrestling far better than Cabana ever has or will. There are some pretty solid Calgary/Hart family stories to eat up a big chunk of the middle, and the drama of the stabbing and recovery has to be heard to be fully understood.

Why you should skip it: This one’s a little scattered. It feels like there’s three distinct high points — the art form, Calgary and the fight — and each could have warranted its own episode. There’s very little connective tissue, and that might leave some folks with a disjointed feeling, or simply a wish that one of the segments would have be been drawn out to be fully dominant. That’s probably nitpicking, but it does keep the episode as a whole from being iconic.

Final thoughts: I didn’t know a single thing about Johnny Devine’s wrestling career before pressing play, and after an hour the best I have is “Canadian,” “Hart trainee” and “did some time in TNA.” And yet, I really enjoyed listening to his back and forth with Cabana. He’s just an interesting dude with thoughts about wrestling that stray enough from the conventional to be compelling yet are rooted in enough reason to be logical. I’ve said this before, but in the heat of WrestleMania season when you can produce something that lets wrestling fans stay deep in that world without thinking about WWE, it’s likely to be a winner. That’s exactly what Cabana and Devine deliver, and while you won’t come away with an abundance of knowledge on the man’s wrestling career, that’s not required in order to be entertained.

Your TWB Tag Team Tournament Turmoil Winners Are the Only Damn Diamonds in This Business

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They were seeded sixth in perhaps the most unpredictable region to get out of. They topped the Young Bucks and the Road Warriors, arguably two of the greatest tag teams of all-time. And they did so with FLAIR, WOO! Even though Ric Flair was not a member of The Wrestling Blog's Tag Team Tournament Turmoil Champions, he certainly would have been there with a limo and champagne to celebrate with Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard. Yes, the Brainbusters-half of the classic Horsemen lineup has taken home the mantel of greatest tag team (at least in this certain tournament). The time has come to celebrate with a classic match vs. the Rockers from Madison Square Garden!

The 2015 TWB 100: Number One

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Sasha Banks leapt into the number one spot this year
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1. Sasha Banks
Points:6628
Ballots:68
Highest Vote:1st Place (TH, Rich Thomas, Andrew Smith, Charles Humphreys, Bill Bicknell, Willow Maclay, Jeff Stormer, Chris McGibbons, Nick Ahlhelm, Rene Sanchez, Joey O., Ryan Kilma, Mat Morgan, Butch Rosser, Francis Adu, Brandon House, Joe Ellis, Angelo Castillo, Tanner Teat, Devon Hales, Scott Raychel, Mike Pankowski, Brock Lutefisk, Patrick Kay, David Murphy, Bill DiFillipo, Matt Conley, Joshua Browns)
Last Year's Placement: 11th Place

TH: Last year, I voted Sasha Banks second on my TWB 100 ballot, just after Sami Zayn. I wrote something along the lines that she made wrestling look easy, and if she had more than the one opportunity she had at Takeover: R-Evolution against Charlotte to show that in showcase matches this past year, that she might take the number one spot this year. In many ways, I set myself up to prove confirmation bias this past calendar year. Is it a bit dishonest? Maybe, but it's not like she had a resume like, say, her's in 2014 against someone like Zayn's from the same year. One could argue that the lack of strong, sustained matches after Takeover: Respect hurt her. However, from January 1 through October 7, she had a run that was epic in scope. If you wanted high end matches, she gave them to you, and she gave them to you with emphasis. The only other person who came close to her in that regard was Bayley, and that's because they shared the ring for two of those encounters. She gave me every reason to have confirmation bias. She gave me every reason to start a narrative from day one.

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If Bayley is the paradigm of "hard work paying off into talent," then Banks, the yin to her yang, is the exemplary model of "infinite ability with a hard work ethic." History is littered with people with tremendous aptitude for things and no drive to work hard at it. Sometimes, that talent shines through with minimal effort. Who am I to say that Banks works lightly or hard, but she looks as if she's busting her ass in addition to being preternaturally good at things like exchanges and reverses and sequences. It's not as if the Bayley matches were the only pieces of evidence either. Anyone who goes that hard at a house show like she did with Charlotte in Philly has to be busting out. She made everything feel like a big deal, and in response, entire cards felt bigger because of it. Because of her, it didn't matter that Finn Bálor was given the NXT World Championship without ever finding himself as a character. The missteps with the Samoa Joe/Kevin Owens program weren't as material. As long as Banks was on the card, it was going to have a match that stood out like few other matches in history ever could. That's not even the difference between a good worker and a great worker. It's the difference between a great worker and a transcendent one.

The width of opponents and the breadth of situations were just staggering: three other opponents in a wild, breakneck spotfest at Takeover: Rival, high-prestige but low-history throwdown with Becky Lynch at Unstoppable, Alexa Bliss in both a late-'80s Wrestling Challenge-style countout setup to a title match and a work-from-above title match, history-based indie-style throwdowns with Charlotte both at house shows and on regular NXT television, spammed trios matches on the RAW roster during the "Divas Revolution," and yes, showcase, main-event level blood-feud matches with Bayley. She would have had to have convinced Triple H to bring over Manami Toyota or do a World Women's Lucha series to have conceivably done more than she did. Every time she went out, in every situation, the stakes were raised, and she doubled down each and every single time, until the end of Respect. At that point, she had no worlds in NXT left to conquer (at least ones that aren't controversial or straddle gender lines) and creative had barely anything for her on RAW.

And I think it's also supremely important to note that she did all this as one of the most marginalized demographics within any industry. A woman of color isn't supposed to be allowed to carry the vanguard, especially in the highest of the high of corporate art. But Banks did just that mostly on the strength of being the most baller wrestler in 2015. She and Bayley (who resides in a minority demographic) may have seized the mantel, but they weren't met with much resistance, ESPECIALLY from eager and hungry fans who just wanted to see the most excellent wrestlers work without stringent limitation. That, above all else, may be the thing that matters most about her 2015.

Rich Thomas: There is something about the emotion that happens in the ring during Sasha Banks big matches. It is not just her emotion but the emotion of her opponents also. In these big matches you can tell she really wants to win, past wanting the price of winning. She wants to win because being great means something to her. Her opponents come off as really hating Sasha Banks. Her drive to win causing pain and that pain angers the other women.

Bill Bicknell: May 20 was NXT TakeOver Unstoppable, which was, to me, the nadir of the mostly excellent series of NXT specials. It was headlined by an entirely unnecessary Owens/Zayn rematch that did little beyond introducing Samoa Joe, who wouldn't really do much for another four months. Bayley and Charlotte had a nothing match. Finn Bálor introduced his body paint before an unremarkable match with Breeze. Rhyno fought Baron Corbin before moving on to a storied career goring politicians in Michigan. In the midst of a largely forgettable show, though, something magical happened: I finally GOT Sasha Banks. After fifteen minutes of watching THE BOSS try to rip off Becky Lynch's arm, she clicked as a character and a performer, a relentless ball of insecurities trapped in the body of a tiny submission master who doesn't necessarily WANT to break you in half but must for the good of her own self-image. If I'm picking my ten favorite matches of the year, Sasha Banks is in close to half of them; she's as gifted a wrestler as anyone else on the planet, with an undeniable charisma that demands immediate attention. When she rolled out at Brooklyn in her Escalade, bodyguards in tow, no wrestler on Earth was a bigger deal. Sasha Banks is the best wrestler of 2015, and she was only 23. Where is the ceiling for this? What does Sasha Banks, Grizzled 40-Year-Old Who Still Adamantly Insists She's The Boss look like? DO NOT MESS THIS UP, WWE.

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David Kincannon: While I'm not one of the people who thinks that Sasha Banks is the best wrestler in the world, I do think that she is great, and more than that, she has improved leaps and bounds since joining the NXT roster. In 2015, she had several amazing matches, including bouts with Bayley and Becky Lynch. One of her defining traits, is her ability to exhibit her character during a match. This was most exemplified by her taunting of Izzy during the Iron Man match at Takeover: Respect. She's a superstar (lowercase "s"), and I can't wait to see where she goes from here.

Elliot Imes: For me, there was no greater moment in wrestling in all of 2015 than during the Ironman Match between Sasha and Bayley, when Sasha stole superfan Izzy's headband, mockingly wore it on her own head, and then threw it back at her. It was so good I thought my heart might stop. I voted Sasha as my number 2 pick, but upon thinking about this moment again, I probably should have just made her Number One. She outshined everyone in wrestling, just by being the most confident kid on the entire playground. Her brilliance as a wrestler and character is almost secondary.

Willow Maclay: I have an emotional connection with wrestling. When I get caught up in the characters and the ring work it can become something akin to euphoria. There is nothing else like it in any other art form. I've failed to grasp “why” I like wrestling as much as I do, but when it's good it is the best thing in the world, and no one was better last year than Sasha Banks. I cried during the Fatal Four Way, the match with Becky Lynch, and her series with Bayley. I cried partially, because there's something resonant and powerful in seeing someone of your gender achieve something comparable to equality in a sport that is so completely dominated by men, but it's also because she was just putting on great wrestling matches. The match that everyone is going to remember is the Brooklyn match with Bayley, but I slightly prefer the Iron Man match, because of the god like heel work from Banks that was so encompassing it reached out into the crowd and made a child cry. I cackled at that little girls tears, because it was great, and I have a fondness for villains in wrestling, but she'll remember that for the rest of her life. How cool is that? That Iron Man match felt huge. It was a genuine main event, and the ultimate seal of approval for these women. For all the back patting the main roster has done in saying they care about women's wrestling they haven't shown the grace that has been represented in NXT, and given the chance Sasha may very well top this ballot again next year. She's that good. Also, the backstabber into the crossface is a badass motherfucking god damn hell of a move. She's the boss. She's the first woman to top the TWB 100. She was the best wrestler in 2016 on North American shores.

Jeff Stormer: In 2015, a girl went and pushed 'em all out of the way. Every time Sasha stepped in the ring, she left an indelible impression. She told her stories well, played her character--every shade of her character--better than anyone, and was the glue that held together the women's wrestling revolution. She was so good in the ring, that, to hear her describe it, they changed their NXT TakeOver plans to give her and Bayley the main event Iron Woman slot. That's huge. And when I look through my match of the year or moment of the year lists, it's her name that keeps popping up. Those "We Want Sasha" chants weren't for nothing. It was her year.

Bob RT: Hulk Hogan. Randy Savage. Ric Flair. Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rock. John Cena. What do they all have in common? They're all transcendent superstars of wrestling. They're bigger than the ring they are in, and are basically rock stars. Sasha Banks is on her way to joining that list. It's very rare when you can spot a generational talent in wrestling, but how rare is it when you're pointing at a female performer? Banks is a rockstar personified. Her 2015 will go down in history as the start of something big. Her Takeover:Brooklyn match is something that will live in wrestling history. Her ascension from bland smiley baby face to Charlottes BFF to "the Boss" has been nothing short of astonishing, and she proved last year that not only can she hang, she can hang, AND be the feature attraction. I can say with conviction that she will be the next female to blur the male/female dynamic and win a male championship. But for now we can sit back and enjoy what we saw in 2015, and await what is to come. The Boss is legit. There is no brass ring to grab when you've already got the bling to prove you've already surpassed it.

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Joey O.:"Had a dream I hadn't made it / There's nothing dragging down me now / Cause a girl gonna push it all out the way" Sasha's mission (/bank) statement is laid out right there in the first line of her theme song and in 2015, she pushed everyone out of the way to the top of the TWB 100. Her pair of title matches with Bayley cemented her status as not just the top women's wrestler in America, but the most complete wrestler in the country last year. The BO$$ faced pretty much every upper-card woman in NXT along the way. At the first-ever NXT house show here in Philadelphia, her and Charlotte made history by main eventing the show and no one found it remotely unusual. Why wouldn't they close out the night? And though it hasn't really been mentioned on TV, she's undefeated since being called up to the main roster and it just seems a foregone conclusion she's going to walk out of Mania with that ugly Divas Belt (and hopefully replacing it with something less insulting and much more aesthetically pleasing)

Sean Orleans: In the spirit of full disclosure, it's possible I ranked her lower than any of the other panelists. I had her ranked 12th, behind Bayley and Becky in the pecking order. And I'm second guessing that decision even as I write this -- but I'm sticking with it. Sasha Banks is a fantastic wrestler and entertainer, and the strength of her three matches against the aforementioned Becky and Bayley at the NXT specials should be enough to vault her into many top 10 lists. However, once she arrived on the main roster, Sasha disappeared. Regardless of the booking decisions (thumbs down emoji), she was saddled with much shorter matches and didn't get the time to shine that she deserved. And then there was the whole "is she injured?" issue, which also limited her opportunities in the ring. It was that lack of time that bumped her out of my top 10. I await your slings and arrows, folks.

Frank McCormick: My blurb for Bayley applies to Sasha, too: based solely on their matches, Sasha deserves top-tier ballot placement. But THE BOSS has even more qualifications. One thing I really, really like in a wrestler is a capacity to show me new, interesting things, and of all the current women in WWE, Banks does that the most. But even when it's "same old, same old," her in-ring character and charisma are top-notch. Banks is a special talent, and the future holds nothing but even brighter things for her.

Butch Rosser: I lean on the "this is one of the farthest-reaching alternate Earths" trope a lot. I do. I feel I only need to do so, however, because this reality continually obliterates any alternatives. Proof? What reaction would you have had a thousand days ago if someone told you the best wrestler on the face of the Earth is not only female, but pushed heavily by WWE, happens to be Snoop Dogg's cousin to boot, and isn't even 25 yet? That in three consecutive big match situations she followed up a potential Match of the Year with a definite candidate for Match of the Year if not the outright MOTY, and if that one didn't do it for you put on another one in the subsequent main event that went half an hour in the first-ever unofficially named Iron Maiden match and got flowers afterwards since she was so awesome she made William Regal cry and hug Sara del Rey like they were two proud parents watching their girl graduate magna cum laude from the finest Heel Academy in the world? I knew two things about this ballot before I ever put a keystroke to white space: Eva Marie was coming in 593rd, and the formerly forgettable good girl turned unforgettably bad-ass was going to be at the top and it wasn't going to be that close, either. Whether as rebellious babyface or snotty heel, be it on Wednesdays or Mondays, in Orlando to Seattle and all points in between, Sasha Banks ran shit in 2015. And what do you call people who run things?

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Brandon House: Picking between Sasha and my number 2 pick was one of the most difficult choices I had to make in forming this list. Ultimately, I picked The Boss because of her sheer talent. There is probably no one on the roster, man or woman, who "gets" being a wrestler quite like Sasha Banks. She is The Boss whenever the red light on the camera is on. Watch Sasha Banks when she's in the ring, when she's on offense, when she's selling, she is ALWAYS The Boss. Her matches with Charlotte, Becky Lynch, and Bayley were brilliant with the two matches against Bayley standing out as two of the best matches any company put on last year, period. Those matches were emotional roller-coasters that made me gasp with each big move, clench my fists until my knuckles went white with each near-fall, and cheer to the point of tears when they were over. I love those two matches. I still think about how much I enjoyed and enjoy those matches, something I can say about only two other matches from last year. The only knock one could hold against Sasha Banks is that she hasn't been as completely brilliant on the main roster as she was on NXT. But really, considering how good she is, it's only a matter of time.

Joey on Earth: As mentioned in one of the prior reveals, I wanted to rank some of the NXT stars higher but the lack of noteworthy matches made it a difficult process. While I didn’t have Sasha Banks in my top five, she was my favorite wrestler in 2015. The two standout matches against Bayley and the NXT match against Becky Lynch were three of the top fifteen matches all year. Banks vs. Bayley in Brooklyn was one of the greatest wrestling matches of all time and Banks put it all together in a huge 2015.

Scott Raychel: I feel incredibly lucky to have started watching NXT when I did, right around when Sasha Banks started. She was bad. Like, really bad. Not Eva Marie levels of bad, but just unremarkable altogether, which is something I like to keep in mind when watching her wrestle today.

Because Banks is probably the most improved wrestler I think I have personally ever seen. Every time she shows up in the ring, I get excited because I know the match will be amazing at best and watchable at least, even for main roster matches with "distraction finish" written all over them.

The Boss came into her own most in 2015 as a solid wrestler and performer. She delivered great matches with Charlotte and Becky Lynch, but it wasn't until her fateful match-of-the-year rivalry with Bayley did we get to see Banks truly shine. Her matches in Brooklyn and Respect helped uphold the fact that a wrestler can still look amazing in defeat, and even though Bayley may have the heart and the story to make her a universally adored wrestle darling amongst pro graps nerds and casual fans alike, Sasha Banks was just as important in that story and is just as undeniable in her in-ring abilities.

Having seen her WWE journey from the beginning up until her upcoming first WrestleMania match makes me appreciate her beastly performances today just that much more. Plus, every time she prefaces the Bank Statement with that brutal back breaker, I squeal and clap like a small child.

Mike Pankowski: The Boss proved to be the best this year. No one combined wrestling skill, charisma, and in ring smack talk as well as she did. Her match with Bayley at Takeover: Brooklyn was by far my favorite match of the year and the best match I ever saw live. As great as she was last, year, she evolved another level in 2015.

Stygimoloch: Sasha Banks owns her character as well as any wrestler going today, infusing it into every movement and every facial expression. Stealing Izzy's headband was the #heelshit moment of the year, but it was far from isolated. It was merely the crowning moment of one of wrestling's most engaging character studies of someone succumbing to their inner demons in years.

Sasha Banks: I want so badly to stretch Sasha Banks’s 2015 NXT run onto the rest of the year. Banks was simply perfect from the start of the year all the way through the bouquet presentation at Takeover Respect. Her title matches with Bayley and Becky Lynch were true masterpieces, but the fire and perfectly developed talent she brought week-to-week on NXT TV shouldn’t be overlooked. The transition to the main roster has not paid off yet, but for a wrestler as talented and determined as Banks, the breakthrough is just a matter of time.

Joe Drilling:"Legit Boss" is not just a gimmick. Sasha Banks is the best female wrestler in the world right now, and in my opinion, is one of the five best wrestlers in the world period. WWE has not, traditionally, done well with women. Even the ones who were great often weren't given enough time in the ring to show what they could really do. But times seems to have changed, and even on the main roster where Sasha is not used as well as she was on NXT, she still shines. Most importantly, she had two of the best matches of the year (in a year that saw a pretty high number of great matches), one against Becky Lynch at NXT Takeover: Unstoppable and one against Bayley at NXT Takeover: Respect. The latter was the main event of that show, and deservedly so. We can only hope that she continues to get time on the main roster as 2016 continues, and she inevitably moves into the title picture.

Brock Lutefisk: It was kind of tough to watch WWE in 2015...unless we're talking about NXT. In that case, it was fun watching NXT in 2015. To me, no one personified NXT in 2015 more than Sasha Banks. She's someone who rose through the ranks and became a top star. Banks was incredible in 2015. Her match with Bayley at NXT Takeover: Brooklyn was my favorite match of the year and it's hard to think of a runner-up that would come close. That's a match I'll remember for a long time. Banks is now on the main roster. I don't know what to expect for Banks in 2016, but I hope she continues her rise to the top. She's an amazing talent and she's someone who could be a main eventer.

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Scott Holland: There are dozens of TWB 100 voters who might think I committed heresy by ranking Sasha Banks as low as fourth. Perhaps I shouldn’t hold it against her that, with the exception of the 30-minute match at Respect, Banks’ 2015 peaked in Brooklyn. After all, it was a hell of a run up to that point, and the combination of injury and limited main roster opportunities isn’t to be laid at Banks’ feet — because when given the proper space in which to operate, Banks absolutely set the world on fire in 2015. Her tope con hilo over the referee in Brooklyn remains my favorite single moment of the year, and I look forward to seeing how she’s able to improve in 2016.

Bill DiFilippo: Her entrance theme is the best in WWE. It is, approximately, the 71st best thing about Sasha Banks. Every match she has seems important, she seems like she’s perpetually on the verge of killing people, she’s great on the mic, she cares, ok I should stop now I have other things to do. But she is the best.

Joshua Browns: I honestly don’t see how there’s any other option for the #1 spot. Sasha was in at least 3 of the top 10 televised matches in 2015, and depending on your taste, it could be argued that she’s in as many as 5. The matches with Bayley at Takeover: Brooklyn and Takeover: Respect were both instant classics – and they still might not have been her best work. She’s just so damn good in the ring, she works a crowd as well as anybody in the business, and her storytelling and psychology are light years ahead of any 24-year-old I’ve ever seen. If she’s not the biggest female star in the world by the end of 2016, something significantly strange or disappointing will have happened.

To recap, the TWB 100 in full order:

  1. Sasha Banks
  2. Bayley
  3. Kevin Owens
  4. John Cena
  5. Cesaro
  6. Seth Rollins
  7. Finn Bálor
  8. Becky Lynch
  9. Brock Lesnar
  10. Dean Ambrose
  11. Neville
  12. Samoa Joe
  13. Big E
  14. Sami Zayn
  15. Ricochet/Prince Puma
  16. Roman Reigns
  17. Chad Gable
  18. Pentagón Jr
  19. AJ Styles
  20. Luke Harper
  21. Rusev
  22. Kana/Asuka
  23. Jason Jordan
  24. Kofi Kingston
  25. Fénix
  26. Matt Jackson
  27. Kalisto
  28. Nick Jackson
  29. Chris Hero
  30. Emma
  31. Charlotte
  32. Nikki Bella
  33. Daniel Bryan
  34. Drew Gulak
  35. Dalton Castle/Ashley Remington
  36. Tyler Breeze
  37. Zack Sabre Jr
  38. Baron Corbin
  39. Jay Lethal
  40. Mil Muertes
  41. Roderick Strong
  42. Sheamus
  43. Kyle O'Reilly
  44. Uhaa Nation/Apollo Crews
  45. Kimber Lee
  46. Drew Galloway
  47. Johnny Mundo
  48. Timothy Thatcher
  49. Adam Cole
  50. Angélico
  51. Speedball Mike Bailey
  52. Trevor Lee
  53. Bray Wyatt
  54. Dolph Ziggler
  55. Ethan Carter III
  56. Biff Busick
  57. Tyson Kidd
  58. Drago
  59. Simon Gotch
  60. Bobby Fish
  61. Shinsuke Nakamura
  62. Matt Sydal
  63. Xavier Woods
  64. Alberto el Patron/del Rio
  65. Randy Orton
  66. Heidi Lovelace
  67. King Cuerno
  68. Aerostar
  69. ACH
  70. Paige
  71. Hallowicked
  72. Scott Dawson
  73. Stardust
  74. Johnny Gargano
  75. Jay Briscoe
  76. Tommaso Ciampa
  77. Hideo Itami
  78. Chuck Taylor
  79. Candice LeRae
  80. Eddie Kingston
  81. Silver Ant
  82. Dash Wilder
  83. Brian Cage
  84. Enzo Amore
  85. Kazuchika Okada
  86. Aiden English
  87. Alexa Bliss
  88. Mark Briscoe
  89. Son of Havoc/Matt Cross
  90. Michael Elgin
  91. Colin Cassady
  92. Jimmy Rave
  93. Kenny Omega
  94. Ryback
  95. Dasher Hatfield
  96. The Miz
  97. Cedric Alexander
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I Listen So You Don't Have To: Steve Austin Show Ep. 310

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Page comes in on the tail end of the latest Austin Show
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If you’re new, here’s the rundown. We listen to a handful of wrestling podcasts each week. Too many, probably, though certainly not all of them. In the interest of saving you time — in case you have the restraint to skip certain episodes — the plan is to give the bare bones of a given show and let you decide if it’s worth investing the time to hear the whole thing. There are many wrestling podcasts out there, of course, but this feature largely hews to the regular rotation we feel best fit the category of hit or miss. If we can save other folks some time, we’re happy to do so.

Show: Steve Austin Show — Unleashed!
Episode: 310 (March 24, 2016)
Run Time: 1:40:10
Guest: Ted Fowler (11:20); Diamond Dallas Page (1:19:24)

Summary: The show opens with a continuation of Austin’s last Broken Skull Ranch recording session with Ted Fowler, and that naturally opens with a discussion of mixed drinks and somehow leads to Fowler’s lengthy story of ending up in a Tijuana jail cell. That beauty bleeds into talk about immigration policy. After a break — literally, the recording resumed the next morning — they chat about working schedules, Fowler’s dating life, golfing and chigger bites. Then there’s a quick call to DDP to catch up on plans for WrestleMania weekend in Dallas, Fabulous Freebirds memories and the same Randy Savage story you’ve heard a million times.

Quote of the week: Page: “Hayes, I mean those guys could drink. Oh — you know I come from the nightclub business, and I drank my fair share of a lot of booze. But when you hung out with those guys, it went to a different level. You know, the only car that I got out of — I couldn’t get out of the Freebirds’ ’cause I’m managing, you know, so I was there, and I went through all the Jägermeisters and beers and shots and tequila and Jack and — the one car I had to get out of, I was like, ‘Guys, I’m gonna find another car to ride in,’ and that’s when I was riding with Barry Windham and Michael Graham. … I got in the car with them boys and I lasted two nights. And on the third day, I was like, ‘Boys, I’m tappin’ out.’ ”

Why you should listen: If you weren’t taken aback at Fowler’s level of intoxication on episode 308, then you might be even more interested in hearing him get less and less inhibited in this segment. For some people, stories about Mexican bar bathroom fights are the stuff of legend, and for what it’s worth, Fowler does a pretty good job telling his tale. Page’s appearance is brief but classic DDP, if that’s your bag.

Why you should skip it: Conversely, if you don’t find yourself amused by pondering how an inebriated, handcuffed man might urinate in a Tijuana cell with or without the help of his running buddies, well, this one’s not for you. You know what you get with Fowler by now, especially when he’s tipsy. The Page appearance is remarkably disappointing. Sold as a chance to hear Freebirds stories, it’s largely a plug for his WrestleMania weekend schedule and ends with the story about getting the rub from Savage at Spring Stampede that Page tells so often — and so similarly each and every time — you might start to wonder if someone inserted a Teddy Ruxpin cassette and hit play.

Final thoughts: You might not hate it. But you probably won’t love it. Your call.
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