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The 2017 TWB 100 Slow Release: 76-100

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The Peacock of Pro Wrestling kicks off this year's TWB 100
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Come one, come all to the breaking of the seal on the 2017 TWB 100! The list begins with entry number 100 and will count down. Today, the first 25 wrestlers will be unveiled based on the points they received from voting. The voting system gives 100 points for a first place vote, 99 for a second, 98 for a third, and so on and so forth until you get down to one point for a 100th place vote. The first tiebreaker is higher high vote, and the second is number of ballots. Luckily, no ties occurred in the top 100 this year. Without further ado, the list, it begins:

100. Dalton Castle
Points: 325
Number of Ballots: 7
Highest Vote: 29th Place (Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 58th Place

Photo Credit: WWE.com
99. Abbey Laith/Kimber Lee
Points: 329
Number of Ballots: 7
Highest Vote: 21st Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 43rd Place

TH: Due to her signing in NXT, the world didn’t get to see a lot of the former Kimber Lee in 2017, but she had a nice yet truncated run in the Mae Young Classic. Her match vs. Jazzy Gabert in the first round was probably my favorite in the entire tournament.

Joshua Browns: In a year full of wrestling frustration, the closest I get to full-on “mad online” is when I think about how things went for Chikara’s favorite self-saving princess in 2017. Things got off to a great start, with the excitement of the news that she’d been signed to a WWE developmental deal and her fantastic string of farewell matches in Chikara’s “lost” season 17 (seriously, if you have Chikaratopia, go watch her match with Fire Ant from Whatever Happened, Happened), but from there, things were generally downhill. She’s gotten little more than an enhancement-talent level cup of coffee on NXT television for most of the year, watched her Chikara compatriot Ruby Riott not only get featured on NXT but called up to Smackdown (deservedly so, but still), and even when given a chance to shine in the Mae Young Classic, her work was largely ignored. It’s been incredibly frustrating to hear praise heaped on Jazzy Gabert and Rachel Evers for their work in the MYC, seemingly without anyone noticing that the big driver of that work was their opponent – Abbey Laith. I’m hopeful that, given the amount of women’s talent that went up to the main roster near the end of 2017, that 2018 will finally be the chance for Laith to shine in NXT.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
98. Peyton Royce
Points: 332
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 29th Place (Bryan Heaton)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: She settled into a groove and became a highlight whenever she got the chance to work on NXT television. Her combination of big sweeping kicks and preening to the crowd made her an effective heel presence that could become an elite heat machine with the right cultivation.

Joshua Browns: It’s easy to write off The Iconic Duo as a primarily character-driven act, but Royce has progressed light years in a short period of time in NXT. She’s more of a traditional women’s wrestler than some of the more strong-style oriented women currently populating the NXT roster, but if you play that off of someone like Ember Moon or Abbey Laith, you have the recipe for a really fantastic feud. As much as I’d love to see her and Billy Kay move up to one of the main roster brands in 2018, their best spot may be as mean-spirited underbosses in NXT going forward.

Photo Credit: Devin Chen
97. Brian Cage
Points: 346
Number of Ballots: 6
Highest Vote: 14th Place (Scott Raychel)
Last Year’s Ranking: 77th Place

Photo Credit: Christine Coons
96. Fire Ant
Points: 349
Number of Ballots: 5
Highest Vote: 12th Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 83rd Place

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
95. Timothy Thatcher
Points: 350
Number of Ballots: 7
Highest Vote: 12th Place (Brock Jahnke)
Last Year’s Ranking: 85th Place

Chris Gibbons: The United States did not deserve Timothy Thatcher. His particular brand of grapplefuck got him labeled as boring, and many dumped on his long EVOLVE title reign. But he’s a truly unique technical wrestler, a perfect foil for the flashier technical styles of ZSJ and Fred Yehi, and his title reign ended spectacularly. I hate that he didn’t have a ton of stuff Stateside this year as he continued to make wXw in Germany his home, but what he did have was some spectacular grappling.

Photo Credit: Devin Chen
94. Trent?/Barretta/Trent Barretta
Points: 369
Number of Ballots: 7
Highest Vote: 21st Place (Chris Gibbons, Brady Childs)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

Chris Gibbons: Like his Best Friend Chuckie T, Trent had a hell of a 2017. I thought he had the second-best year of anyone in PWG aside from Taylor (his February match with Fenix was a low-key MOTY contender). Unfortunately, PWG was one of the few places he worked as a singles act in the States, which was a shame. Luckily, he also had a great year as a tag worker, having plenty of highlights working In places like ROH and AAW as part of Roppongi Vice and the Best Friends.

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93. Naomi
Points: 370
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 24th Place (Antonio Cruz)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: Smackdown’s women’s division was a mess, but it wasn’t because of the workers. Naomi carried the division admirably early and kept turning in good matches later on even relegated to mostly tags. She has good energy and has one of the best late match babyface comebacks on the roster.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
92. Donovan Dijak
Points: 370 (ranked higher because of a higher high-vote than Naomi)
Number of Ballots: 6
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Henry Casey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 95th Place

Chris Gibbons: Donvan Dijak was actually my number one wrestler of the year at one point in 2017, but he fizzled out a bit as the year went on and had no chance once he signed with WWE and disappeared from eyes outside house shows. Still, his last year on the indies was incredible (especially those Keith Lee matches), and I just wish he got to spend more time than a few months as a “big deal” on the indies. Hopefully he’s got big things coming in NXT.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
91. Kyle O’Reilly
Points: 371
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 15th Place (Henry Casey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 60th Place

Joshua Browns: One of the things I love most about a wrestler is when they can take a fundamental adjective about their character and find a way to apply it to the way they move in the ring. In Kyle O’Reilly’s case, that adjective is “greasy”. The guy moves like Gollum looking for the Precious in the ring, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible.

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90. Luke Harper
Points: 373
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 40th Place (Antonio Cruz, Ryan Neely)
Last Year’s Ranking: 50th Place

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
89. Lio Rush
Points: 373 (ranked higher because of a higher high-vote than Luke Harper)
Number of Ballots: 6
Highest Vote: 17th Place (David Hobbs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 68th Place

Chris Gibbons: Lio Rush is an idiot who should probably shut up sometimes, but he’s a very talented idiot. Yes, some of his more obnoxious tendencies do label him a very “indie” wrestler in a negative sense, but when he’s at his top gear and not just being a no-selling spot monkey he can be electrifying.

Photo Credit: Mikey Nolan
88. Johnny Mundo/Impact/Hennigan
Points: 387
Number of Ballots: 7
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 74th Place

TH: I didn’t watch a whole lot of Lucha Underground last year unfortunately, but what I did see mostly featured Mundo doing his thing. He really feels at home in the Temple, as referenced by his All Night Long match against The Mack.

87. Tetsuya Naito
Points: 403
Number of Ballots: 5
Highest Vote:1st Place (Jeremy Carlile, Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
86. Jonathan Gresham
Points: 407
Number of Ballots: 5
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Brock Jahnke)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: A big reason why he’s so popular among the critical darling crowd is he does things in the technical realm that defy expectation, but he’s also a supreme match general too. He knows where the other guy’s strengths and weaknesses are, and as a result, he rarely has a below average match. I love Nick Gage, but the match they had at the Powerbomb TV special at the end of the year was great in large part to Gresham’s direction.

Chris Gibbons: Gresham’s been one of the best technical workers on the indies for a minute, and he was the perfect choice for Powerbomb TV’s Independent Championship. He’s able to work with guys from just about any style and his heel act is perfect with manager Stokely Hathaway. Even though he hasn’t really had much of a push and is still on the undercard, he also delivers for ROH more often than not.

Photo Credit: Mikey Nolan
85. Sami Callihan/Jeremiah Crane
Points: 408
Number of Ballots: 6
Highest Vote: 19th Place (Brady Childs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 79th Place

Photo Credit: WWE.com
84. Candice LeRae
Points: 408 (ranked higher because of a higher high-vote than Sami Callihan)
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Kirk Dessler)
Last Year’s Ranking: 100th Place

83. Will Ospreay
Points: 413
Number of Ballots: 6
Highest Vote: 12th Place (Brady Childs, Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 49th Place

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82. Bayley
Points: 423
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 24th Place (Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking: 18th Place

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81. Toni Storm
Points: 434
Number of Ballots: 8
Highest Vote: 11th Place (Kirk Dessler)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: She was invited to the Mae Young Classic as a headline performer, and she made the most of her platform. Specifically, her matches against best bud Piper Niven and the semifinal against Kairi Sane were standouts that showed she’s already become one of the best in the world.

Kirk Dessler: Toni Storm was one of the shining moments of the MYC’s parade of average matches. Her match with Viper/Piper Niven was a brilliant spark of indie style women’s matches in a more mainstream environment and clearly she had the word “star” written all over her in that tournament.

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80. Adam Cole (BAYBAY)
Points: 440
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 23rd Place (Bryan Heaton)
Last Year’s Ranking: 66th Place

Photo Credit: Burning Hammer Photography
79. Nick Gage
Points: 444
Number of Ballots: 5
Highest Vote:1st Place (Brady Childs)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: Gage is a goddamn force of nature. He showed great ability to brawl with or without weapons, but his biggest strength was projecting his aura, how he imposed himself and was able to hit the crowd at the right time with a big bump or even just the right shit-talk to his opponent. Anyone who scoffs at Gage or his ability to hold a crowd in his hand doesn’t know wrestling.

Chris Gibbons: I wasn’t a huge death match guy going into this year, but the work of Nick Gage and Matt Tremont (especially when they’re in the ring together) changed that for me. Gage has such a purpose to his violence and such an engaging presence that it’s hard not to get drawn into the spectacle. Every match Gage is booked in is essential viewing, because you never know what could happen. MDK

Brady Childs: Who da man... Nick Fucking Gage. Gage, free from prison at last, took the indie world by storm. The God returned at a perfect time, a time when access to virtually any independent promotion is readily available at your finger tips. Gage's cult status flourished while he was in prison, leading him to become one of the most notable wrestlers on the indies and by far the most popular death match wrestler in America. He'll continue to make people VERY uncomfortable in 2018 with his gang, MDK (that's Murder Death Kill) Eastern Bloc H8 Club giving him hugs along the way.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
78. David Starr
Points: 448
Number of Ballots: 8
Highest Vote: 8th Place (Brock Jahnke)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

Chris Gibbons:“The Cream in Your Coffee” had maybe the biggest breakout on the indies outside of Keith Lee and Joey Janela. “Your Favorite Wrestler’s Favorite Wrestler” worked basically every major American indie and killed it each time. Few indie wrestlers do character work quite like “The Jewish Cannon.” “The Physical Emobodiment of Charisma’s” feuds with Eddie Kingston in AIW and Joey Janela in Beyond especially hot. There are big things coming for “Mr. Americanrana.”

Photo Credit: WWE.com
77. Drew Gulak
Points: 450
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 25th Place (Joshua Browns)
Last Year’s Ranking: 26th Place

TH: It’s weird to laud Gulak for a year where his biggest strengths came out of the ring, but despite not getting the same opportunities to stunt and explore the studio space he got in EVOLVE or Chikara, he still showed he’s one of the best in the business working a muted version of his style in the 205 Live ring.

Joshua Browns: I had Gulak at number 25 on my ballot, which I think is the lowest spot I’ve voted him since I started participating in the TWB 100, and I’m actually glad about it. While 2017 wasn’t the best year for Drew in terms of getting to show off what makes him one of the two or three best technical wrestlers in the world, if the trade-off is that his promos and character work helped get him over as a huge star going forward, I will 100 percent take that trade off. (That said, you guys could still let him wrestle a lot more.)

Photo Credit: WWE.com
76. Alexander Wolfe
Points: 463
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 13th Place (Kirk Dessler)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: Wolfe was the best wildcard in wrestling last year. You didn’t know what he was going to do, but when he did it, you were left with your jaw on the floor wondering if he even cared if he could walk when he was 50.

Kirk Dessler: When the Axeman left Germany to become Alexander Wolfe many of his fans were skeptical. But Alexander Wolf became a key part of Sanity. If you are surrounded by the likes of Eric Young, Killian Dain and Nikki Cross, it is not easy to find your in-ring role but Wolfe emerged as the reckless one and his spots were a highlight of all main Sanity matches. His bleeding at WarGames may have been unintentional but it underlined the danger of the WarGames match situation.

the 2017 TWB 100 Slow Release: 51-75

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Trevor Lee giving MJF the what-for here kicks off today's TWB 100 entry
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
Today, the TWB 100 will power on through to the halfway point. Enough yammering in introduction, the time has come to get to the actual wrestlers!

75. Trevor Lee
Points: 477
Number of Ballots: 7
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Brock Jahnke)
Last Year’s Ranking: 48th Place

Chris Gibbons: Lee is a wrestler who makes the most of every context he’s in. He’s one of the few TNA/IMPACT/whatever it’s called now wrestlers I tried to keep up with in the ring because he’s the X Division’s most consistent presence. He’s a great heel in places like AAW and PWG, and his impressive long title reign in CWF Mid-Atlantic keeps delivering. Lee probably doesn’t get enough due for the work he puts in.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
74. Drew Galloway/McIntyre
Points: 482
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 39th Place (Bryan Heaton)
Last Year’s Ranking: 76th Place

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73. Scott Dawson
Points: 485
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 21st Place (Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking: 8th Place

 Photo Credit: WWE.com
72. Ruby Riot/Riott/Heidi Lovelace
Points: 493
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 33rd Place

TH: I'm spoiled in that I got to see the FULL HEIDI EXPERIENCE on the indies, and even in NXT, Ruby Riot got the nerf treatment as most WWE wrestlers do who aren't near the top of their card. That being said, she's so good at what makes a pro wrestler memorable, and she even excelled when told she had to develop a meanstreak. Her heel work shouldn't be this good, but she gets how to get across her black-hearted persona when the bell rings.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
71. Bobby Roode
Points: 500
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 23rd Place (Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 47th Place

TH: Roode isn't flashy in the ring, but he gets the job done as a methodical heel worker. He's always been the best possible Triple H, which is basically a methodical heel worker without the extreme ego. His NXT Championship run produced solid matches at the top of cards that were better than any other Champion's in aggregate before him, if I'm being honest, and he was able to work a variety of opponents with satisfying results, even if they weren't elite workrate level.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
70. Chris Jericho
Points: 502
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 8th Place (Kirk Dessler)
Last Year’s Ranking: 35th Place

TH: I voted for Jericho basically on the strength of having the best match at WrestleMania with Kevin Owens and following it up with a strong turn at the next show. He was limited, but he played within his limits and used both his veteran knowhow and raw emotion to put on some of the strongest top-level matches of the year.

Kirk Dessler: His feud with Kevin Owen’s was a pinnacle of a nearly year-long storyline, which did not start with the impression that Jericho could still go into big time matches. However, Jericho got rid of the ring rust and delivered a series of great matches with his former “best friend” that outshined quite some of the younger praised talent.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
69 (nice). Nia Jax
Points: 505
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 22nd Place (Jonathon Hunt)
Last Year’s Ranking: 99th Place

TH: It's amazing how far Jax has come since debuting in NXT. She's legitimately become a rock for the RAW women's division to anchor itself to, and she's been able to turn in solid matches against really every opponent put in front of her.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
68. Velveteen Dream
Points: 512
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 20th Place (Adam Blount)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

Joshua Browns: Twenty-two. TWENTY-TWO. Good lord, this kid is twenty-two freaking years old and he’s seemingly already figured out the business faster than almost anybody else. He’s figured out how to convey his character through his in-ring work so well, and his actual work keeps getting better and better. Put it this way – almost anyone else would get laughed out of the business for having the nerve to use the word “rainmaker” to describe their finish. For Dream, it just fits.

Scott Raychel: I don’t think anyone’s nailed in-ring character work in recent memory quite like The Velveteen Dream. The character is not supposed to work this well, but thedude just GETS IT. He figured it out. And he backs it up with solid wresting to boot. His match with Aleister Black was a fantastic example. The only reason I didn’t rank him higher was because he only really had one notable match in 2017, but he’s going to rule the world in 2018.

Photo Credit: Zia Hiltey
67. Dasher Hatfield
Points: 517
Number of Ballots: 8
Highest Vote: 4th Place (Scott Raychel)
Last Year’s Ranking: 86th Place

TH: Anytime someone says Chikara doesn't have great consistent work, I point them to the solid core it has had for the last few years with Hatfield at the vanguard for the tecnico side of things. He turned in another solid year this year near the top of the card.

Joshua Browns: I will stan for Dasher Hatfield until the day I die, and 2017 was not only a great one for Dasher from a character development standpoint, but also gave him the opportunity to diversify his ring work, from a “good hand” tag specialist to really solidifying his status as Chikara’s ace. His giant-killing run to a championship opportunity (with wins over Merlok, Moose and Keith Lee) gave Dasher the chance to show off his deceptive strength, and hopefully positioned him for the Grand Championship run in 2018 he’s richly deserved for a couple of years now.

Scott Raychel: Few know how to put on a main event match like Dasher Hatfield. He made a run for the Chikara Grand Championship this year by earning a title shot after defeating hoss giants like Merlok, Moose, and Keith Lee in wildly entertaining matches and it was one of the best things about Chikara this year.

Mat Morgan: A year ago in last year's TWB 100 I wrote the following: "If he's not doing big things and headlining shows this year then I'm gonna shake my head ruefully at Quack in Chicago this year." It's a year later and I am happy to say that I did not shake my head ruefully at Mike Quackenbush, because Dasher Hatfield's 2017 was really great. He got to take the role of CHIKARA's standard-bearer, putting on showcase matches against big-name outsiders much like the likes of Eddie Kingston and Hallowicked did in past years, and shined en route to a heartbreaking loss at the end of the year to Juan Francisco de Coronado in an absolute thriller. Hopefully more big opportunities are heading his way in 2018, because he'll knock them out of the park.

... like a baseball. Because of the baseball gimmick. I'll shut up now.

Photo Credit: Christine Coons
66. Hallowicked
Points: 519
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 64th Place

TH: Hallowicked has been doing this for over a decade, so he brings not only the lucharesu-styled flair to the game that you'd expect from a Chikara worker, but veteran seasoning as well. His sarcophagus match against Ophidian over the summer was a charged brawl that couldn't have been had by just any other two performers in that locker room.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
65. AR/Dante Fox
Points: 519 (ranked higher because of a higher-high vote than Hallowicked)
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 6th Place (Scott Raychel, Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

Chris Gibbons: AR Fox could have only had the Hell of War match make tape and it still would have gotten him on my list. But his crazy work in Lucha Underground was just the tip of the iceberg, as Fox was a big standout for AAW, Beyond and WWN. Fox delivers something exciting damn near every time (even if he nearly dies in the process), and is setting himself up nicely for a big 2018 as he returns to a more regular role in EVOLVE.

Scott Raychel: Just watch the Hell Of War match from Ultima Lucha Tres. Good LORD.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
64. Shane Strickland/Killshot
Points: 523
Number of Ballots: 6
Highest Vote:1st Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 98th Place

Chris Gibbons: After being a CZW mainstay for a few years and being a regular on Lucha Underground as Killshot, Shane Strickland had a huge 2017, establishing himself as one of the absolute best high flyers in the United States and ascending to the main event of the Combat Zone. And while he could easily coast on his flying abilities, he hasn’t shied away from that hardcore style of his home promotion. Strickland’s appearance as a card means a spectacle, whether it’s from incredible flips from the top rope or from leaving his body a bloodied mess.

David Hobbs: The WMD match on LU was revelatory to a lot of people, but the man has been absolutely killing it in the indies. Stronger than he looks, as fast as you expect him to be, and impossibly smooth. He somehow seems to be gliding across the ring and moving with desperation at the same time. The death matches were eye-opening, as I was captivated watching how purposefully he attempted to murder Martin Casaus, AR Fox, and Sami Callihan (with whom he had an awesome stand-off at Wrestle Circus while making the save for Leva Bates that involved a superhero-esque double chair catch and stare down). It seemed like he was getting better with every spotlight match he was put in, whether moving in an impossible blur with sprinters like Lio Rush and Dezmond Xavier, or trading impact moves against the likes of Brian Cage. He skyrocketed up my list with those performances and may have been my personal favorite wrestler in a year that involved an incredible amount of great wrestling.

Scott Raychel: He gets overshadowed as Killshot on Lucha Underground by the likes of Prince Puma and Dante Fox, but Shane Strickland is still a hell of a talented wrestler. He co-created art with the brutal Hell Of War match on Lucha Underground, but he’s had more of a chance to shine as Wrestle Circus’s Ringmaster Champion, and holy hell can he put on a main event! Strickland throws all caution to the wind in order to get the best out of his opponents. I can only imagine he’ll continue to rise if he doesn’t destroy his own body too much first.

Mat Morgan: There have been wrestlers who could make a claim at the "King of the Indies" title from Washington State before, but 2017 was probably the first year where you could see that King of the Indies actually killing it in their own backyard throughout the year. Shane Strickland was my #1 because on top of his fantastic work in Lucha Underground as Killshot, culminating in a Hell of War match with Dante Fox that that for my money was one of the absolute best matches to not go down on Japanese soil last year, I got to watch him display his craft at DEFY shows against a variety of opponents, and every match ranged from "yeah, that was pretty good" (Cody) to "oh my god that was amazing" (Lio Rush, Brody King). And it wasn't just in Seattle that Strickland made his mark, having at one point last year held the top titles for CZW and WrestleCircus concurrently with the DEFY Championship. For however long as this run lasts I'm going to enjoy the hell out of seeing him do his thing both live and in that weird Hellmouth temple in Boyle Heights, because probably sooner than later a much bigger contract and platform is coming his way.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
63. Mustafa Ali
Points: 530
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 11th Place (David Hobbs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 80th Place

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62. Shayna Baszler
Points: 531
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Willow Maclay)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

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61. Akira Tozawa
Points: 540
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 24th Place (David Hobbs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 65th Place

TH: People who judge wrestling and don’t take into account crowd play are doing it wrong. Sure, commentators like to say “he shouldn’t care about the crowd, he should focus on his opponent,” but it’s crucial to engage the audience. Tozawa was not only the best at this on 205 Live, but in WWE. His crowd play was as important to his in-ring resume as any sell, any senton, any counter exchange.

Photo Credit: Mikey Nolan
60. Nick Jackson
Points: 542
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 17th Place (Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 45th Place

59. Matt Jackson
Points: 543
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 16th Place (Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 42nd Place

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58. Dash Wilder
Points: 552
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 20th Place (Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking: 10th Place

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57. Jason Jordan
Points: 560
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 23rd Place (Adam Blount)
Last Year’s Ranking: 25th Place

TH: He started the year as the best hot tag in WWE, and ended it as guy finding his groove as a marquee singles star in the making. When WWE broke up American Alpha and let Jordan run as Kurt Angle’s son, the going was rough at first, but he got a handle on pacing a match and breaking out the big spot, and thus he found his space.

Photo Credit: Devin Chen
56. Chuck Taylor/DUSTIN
Points: 567
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 63rd Place

Chris Gibbons: Chuck Taylor is one of my favorite wrestlers, but after a somewhat weak run in 2016 (especially in EVOLVE) I wasn’t expecting much of him in 2017. Chuckie T proved me very wrong, finishing that EVOLVE run with a great brawl with Matt Riddle and having an incredible ascent to the championship in PWG. Taylor is one of the most diverse guys around. He’s a great comedy wrestler (his TLC match with Hornswoggle is one of my favorite matches period) and brawler. He’s great in tag teams whether he’s tagging with Trent?, Orange Cassidy or Chuck Taylor™. He can do just about everything, and his success at this point in his career is inspiring.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
55. WALTER
Points: 578
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Kirk Dessler)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

Chris Gibbons: WALTER’s been on the European wrestling scene for over a decade, but 2017 was his first taste of Stateside success. While he worked probably less than 15 matches on American soil, each one of them felt special. Even though many of the opponents he faced here were people he wrestled in Europe, those matches against the likes of Sabre, Riddle and Starr never felt like retreads. Instead they felt like true big matches finally making their way here, in front of tons of eyes in awe of what the big man can do.

Kirk Dessler: Europeans knew it for years, but 2017 was Walter’s break-out year for the US. Walter is the work-rate gold standard for big men. Neither does he need to overplay any big man trope, nor does he need to escape into the big-man-does-high-flyer-moves-and-everyone-is-baffled trope. Walter just wrestles like a big man who learnt his craft. If his European work counted here, he would be a number one contender.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
54. Roderick Strong
Points: 588
Number of Ballots: 14
Highest Vote: 10th Place (Adam Shinder)
Last Year’s Ranking: 71st Place

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53. Cedric Alexander
Points: 590
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 10th Place (Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 19th Place

TH: The spotlight promised to him after the Cruiserweight Classic didn’t exactly shine. Part of that was losing a chunk of time to injury, but when he was able to work his thing, he did great things. He always got the crowd to react to him during cruiserweight matches, and his delivery on moves, especially the Lumbar Check, was always crisp and tight.

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52. Shinsuke Nakamura
Points: 594
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 16th Place (Joshua Browns)
Last Year’s Ranking: 9th Place

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51. Juan Francisco de Coronado
Points: 601
Number of Ballots: 8
Highest Vote:1st Place (Scott Raychel)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: Coronado has always been one of Chikara’s workhorses, and he got to put it on display in a main event standing in 2017. His strong technical base and plentiful heeling was a perfect combination for a top-line bad guy champion who had compelling matches with a wide base of opponents.

Joshua Browns: There’s a fair amount of live vs. televised wrestling bias inherent in my vote for Juan at #4, as he’s the wrestler I saw live in more main events than anyone else in 2017. That said, what JFDC’s run as Grand Champion has done for Chikara in terms of building a running championship-focused storyline can’t be overstated. He rose to the level of great performers, made good performers great, and even got excellent matches out of some truly iffy guys in 2017. Juan’s in-ring character work is as good as nearly anyone else, and the little touches he adds (the now famous “Coronado shriek” made famous during his enhancement match against the Bludgeon Brothers is a perfect example) put him right near the top of my 2017 ballot.

Scott Raychel: Juan Francisco de Coronado low key had the best 2017 in professional wrestling. After stunning Chikara fans by defeating UltraMantis Black to become the new Grand Champion, the Ecuadorian Aristocrat went on to have a series of solid title defenses that only got better the longer he held onto the title. These title defenses peaked in a barn burner of a match with Fire Ant that was so good, I listed it as one of my favorite matches of last year despite the fact it ended in heel shenanigans. But Juan could still make you love to hate him and hate to love him even with clean victories as well. His match with Mr. Touchdown (which also made my list) proved just that. Juan’s a master heel with great in-ring character work and innovative offense, all while wearing a sweet bow tie. Do not sleep on him.

Mat Morgan: At the tail end of 2016, Juan Francisco de Coronado put on an incredible match with Zack Sabre Jr., in the end forcing him to tap out to the Coronado Clutch. Both the result and just how good the match was were almost shocking at the time, but it turns out that both were just foreshadowing the year the Ecuadorian Aristocrat would have as the reigning CHIKARA Grand Champion, putting on exceptional title match after exceptional title match. Coronado's always been an excellent heel, year after year further honing his persona (and year after year further stretching out his endless, wonderfully infuriating entrance), but this year he really got to show that he's a technician who can hold his end of the bargain with anyone in the world and a master of the old-school heel by-hook-or-by-crook title match. He's been a great bedrock and source of stability for a company that went through a ton of changes in 2017, and he's only getting better.

Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Vol. 4, Issue 5

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THE REAL STAR FROM SUNDAY
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Hey, did you know who's back this week? No, it's not CM PUNK. He's off planning BENGHAZI 2: BENGHAZI HARDER. How did I get that information? WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. No, HORB FLERBMINBER IS BACK, and he's taking no prisoners. YOU HEAR ME, BRAD SHEPARD? I KNOW YOU STOLE ALL MY SCOOPS AND PASSED THEM OFF AS YOUR OWN. Just remember that next time you go to Panera Bread and order a breakfast sandwich. THEY BUY THEIR EGGS FROM ME, AND I HAVE PLENTY OF WEAPONIZED LISTERIA TO GO AROUND, MOTHERFUCKER.

Of course, you want to get the whole HORB EXPERIENCE. You don't just read the newsletter and think to yourself, "Oh, this is just enough Horb to get me through the week," because if you do, YOU'RE A FUCKING MARK. You're not a FUCKING MARK, are you? Then first, you have to follow me on Twitter, @HorbFlerbminber. Nowhere else will you find the best news that I stole from the brain of psychic bugs who have seen every single possible future and writhe in agony because of their terrible, terrible gift. NOWHERE. And you also have to check out some prior issues of the newsletter, like these?
  • All there is is pain
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  • It's too late. It's far too late.
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And now, the news.

- Asuka won the historic first-ever Women's Royal Rumble. In lieu of a title shot at WrestleMania, the Empress of Tomorrow was granted the privilege of standing within five feet of a bona fide star in Ronda Rousey.

- Rousey signed a full-time deal with WWE. She wasn't able to negotiate advance warning of false flags with her deal, so to compensate, she's not scheduled to lose a match until 2021.

- Cris "Cyborg" Santos, who has openly lobbied for a chance to work for WWE in the past, said she's happy for Rousey going into the company because wins and losses are decided beforehand unlike in MMA.

- Lita wore a shirt that said #MeToo on it during her stint in the Rumble match, which she did as a surprise. Had she not, she'd have had to explained it to Vince McMahon, and either run the risk of enraging him by reminding him of his many instances of sexual harassment or putting him to sleep while explaining it to him and thus having to deal with looking at him with drool hanging out of his mouth. If you've ever seen Vince McMahon asleep sitting up with drool dangling from the corner of his mouth, you'd know it's a visual that causes instant vomit.

- The first ever women's Elimination Chamber match was announced on RAW. The history-making match will happen at the eponymous pay-per-view, and plans are that the winner, whoever she is, will be used as a welcome mat for Ronda Rousey to wipe her feet on as she points to the WrestleMania sign again.

- Rousey's first match in WWE is scheduled to be with a partner of her choosing against Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, so at least they're keeping all the evil contained into one match on the show, thank Christ.

- Jonathan Coachman also returned to WWE, because who was going to hire his ass again after he got himself fired from ESPN for denying that bullying ever existed in this world?

- Shinsuke Nakamura won the Men's Royal Rumble, but it was the third match on the card, so it makes him a JABRONI, do you hear me?

- WrestleMania next year will take place at MetLife Stadium at the Meadowlands in New Jersey. The event will be billed as a New York WrestleMania, so to both commemorate the last main event to happen there and to keep in line with the authentic theme, John Cena vs. The Rock, Once in a Lifetime Part Three, is scheduled to headline.

- If you don't credit Brad Shepard with breaking this news three months ago, you will be put on trial at The Hague in front of a jury of 12 of his finest Twitter followers, who for real exist and aren't paid-for bots.

- Brad Shepard also exclusively reported that the XFL was coming back and it did. How dare any of you impugn his good name by reporting these all important FACTS? Just because he's a crudbucket on Twitter and looks like Pugsley Addams all grown up doesn't mean you should make fun of him. RESPECT HIS AUTHORATAH!

- Vince McMahon unveiled his plan for the XFL, which was just "1. EVERYONE STANDS FOR THE ANTHEM, 2. FUCK YOU" written on the whiteboard.

- The Dudley Boys will be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, a great honor reserved for only the most upstanding citizens like Jimmy Snuka, Carlos Colon, Fabulous Moolah, Bill Watts, Jerry Lawler, and Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.

- TAKEOVER RESULTS: Now that it's men in singles matches having the best matches on the card, NXT is no longer graded on a curve!

- War Machine was shown in the crowd and the actual name "War Machine" was used to identify them. I had to get my fainting couch, because what if an impressionable lad or lass did a Google search on them, and clicked to the fifth or sixth page past the tag team and the Brad Pitt movie and the KISS song and the Marvel Comics character and found out that it was also the name of an obscure MMA fighter who was in jail for abusing his girlfriend? I AM OUTRAGED.

- Jeremy Borash and Ethan Carter III have officially taken jobs with WWE, with Bobby Lashley expected to do so soon. I attempted to get a comment from Ed Nordholm, but he was too busy receiving CPR after nearly drowning in his own flopsweat after the departures were official.

- New Japan Pro Wrestling sold out of its March 25 Long Beach, CA show, Strong Style Evolved, in 20 minutes. If that's not a testament to how incredibly LUCRATIVE its brand is now, stop reading this newsletter right now and drink all the laxative and/or ipecac in your house right now. YOU DESERVE TO SUFFER.

- Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi officially reunited their famous Golden Lovers tag team at New Beginning Sunday with an embrace and confetti raining from the ceiling. They originally pitched a live sex celebration to Gedo, but he nixed it, citing "Penetration's a Dome gimmick, brother."

- Lifelong Patriots fan and pandering son of a bitch John Cena sang "Fly Eagles Fly" with the RAW crowd after cameras went off the air Monday.

- Mandy Rose will replace Alicia Fox in the Mixed Match Challenge. I don't even know why I'm reporting this, it's not like her team is gonna make it out of the first round. For fuck's sake.

- MIXED MATCH CHALLENGE RESULTS: I am currently furious at the breaking of kayfabe that went on this week. Sami Zayn gave Becky Lynch a cake and Braun Strowman, WHO PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE ON RAW TWO WEEKS AGO TO FUCKING EAT CAKE, didn't barge in to steal it? WHO IS WRITING THIS SHIT? I DEMAND CONTINUITY!

- Rockstar Spud debuted with WWE as the general manager of 205 Live. He was given the name Ron Konkoma.

Last week's poll results are in, and surprisingly, none of you think the word "mark" is a slur on par with the "n-word." No, seriously, I'm shocked, I thought most of you were goddamn cavemen. Good job. This week:

The 2017 TWB 100 Slow Release: 26-50

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The TWB 100 charges into the top half of the list today. But enough of me yammering in an introductory fashion. The list, it resumes now!

50. Pentagón, Jr./Dark/Penta El Zero M
Points: 619
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 11th Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 32nd Place

Chris Gibbons: Like his brother, Pentagon can be a bit inconsistent in match effort, but holy hell is his peak incredible. The Cueto Cup to Ultima Lucha Tres was a phenomenal run for Penta in Lucha Underground, and he had plenty of great stuff for the American indies he frequented. His death match with Tremont in CZW was one of the best bloody spectacles of the year, especially considering that it was his fourth match in two days.

Photo Credit: Mikey Nolan
49. Kenny Omega
Points: 623
Number of Ballots: 8
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Jeremy Carlile)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: He was in the top 25 of my ballot based on three matches on the New Japan Long Beach shows if I'm being transparent. He'd probably be a lot higher if the work he put in in Japan counted. He was that good. What makes him so transcendent is that he's mastered the art of exaggeration. He furiously meets a balance that a lot of people who try to play up the theatric aspects of pro wrestling often surpass badly. IT's that restraint that strikes such a harmonious chord, and it was at its most sublime in the United States Tournament final match against Tomohiro Ishii.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
48. Killian Dain
Points: 628
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Henry Casey)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: My beefy Irish son spent a lot of time in tags on NXT television, which isn't so much a bad thing. It accentuated his positives, and he has many. He also had a great showing in the Andre the Giant Battle Royale at WrestleMania, and his few singles matches were treats. Basically, the man brings the intensity you want to see from a larger fellow, and it looks as if he'll get more chances to do that in the new year. I'm excited.

Scott Raychel: If Killian Dain wasn’t surrounded by such a bonkers group of characters in Sanity, I think he’d be everyone’s favorite hoss right now. Sanity is still a great fit for him though, and he still gets a lot of great moments. He was low key the best part of the NXT War Games match. He just has such a fun way manhandling two guys at once, and I’m always watching him on the middle of all the chaos to see what he’s gonna do next.

Photo Credit: Mikey Nolan
47. (Rey) Feníx
Points: 635
Number of Ballots: 10
Highest Vote: 8th Place (Chris Gibbons)
Last Year’s Ranking: 40th Place

Chris Gibbons: Fenix doesn’t always deliver quite to the level he’s capable of. Some of his appearances on the indies are relatively disappointing affairs. But when he’s on, he’s one of the most innovative, exciting flying wrestlers of all time. Nobody makes me say, “Wow, I don’t think I’ve seen that before” as much as Fenix does.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
46. Rezar
Points: 644
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 27th Place (Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

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45. Dean Ambrose
Points: 645
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 14th Place (Willow Maclay)
Last Year’s Ranking: 30th Place

TH: Ambrose gets a little sloppy at times, but I think people distill him down to an overused rebound lariat and a shitty dive, and that's not fair. He gets the ebbs and flows of a match and knows how to hit the right note between sleaze and sympathy, which puts him right at the crosshairs of what modern WWE crowds want in a worker during a match.

Chris Gibbons: Ambrose continued to be one of the most frustrating wrestlers around in 2017, because many of his offensive maneuvers still seem a bit weak or silly. However, Ambrose does know how to take an ass-beating very well, and he knows how to get the crowd on his side. The Shield reuniting was able to hide some of his weaknesses in the ring and allowed WWE to focus on the things that make him such a popular, likable babyface. If somebody just told him to stop doing that gentle shove of a tope suicida and the silly clothesline, he could be even better.

44. Akam
Points: 653
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 26th Place (Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: The Authors of Pain held their own against some of the best tag teams in NXT during a time when tag teams were at a renaissance on the prestige/developmental brand. Their hard-hitting savagery worked so well against the Revival and DIY, not just because those teams were good at showing the requisite vulnerability, but because the Authors really brought the fire behind their big power moves.

Joshua Browns: If WWE announced they were launching a new weekly TV series called “The Authors of Pain wreck a couple of dudes you’ve never heard of”, I’d tune in every single week.

Scott Raychel: Super hoss tag teams are a rarity and also just happen to be one of my favorite things ever, so the Authors Of Pain a breath of fresh air to me. I love how hard they’ve nailed “Brock Lesnar As A Tag Team” while also being better than Brock Lesnar at being Brock Lesnar. All of their matches forced their opponents to wrestle them with a real sense of urgency, lest they be murdered on live television at Paul Ellering’s command. I hope the main roster knows not to change a good thing and let’s these dudes just wreck everyone in their path this year.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
43. Alexa Bliss
Points: 694
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 15th Place (David Hobbs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 39th Place

TH: Bliss really grew into her spot as a top worker in her division, holding her own against some big names and heavy hitters. She continued to show aptitude for working heel tactics in the ring, and despite a few hiccups, she was able to remain a worthy competitor for any top slot.

Chris Gibbons: Alexa Bliss has come a long way since NXT. Even with a weak Bayley feud with an especially bad “kendo stick on a pole” match, Bliss still managed to be the most consistent woman on the WWE main roster. Part of that is on booking, injuries, etc. but Bliss has made the most of her opportunities and continues to get quite good in the ring.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
42. Fred Yehi
Points: 730
Number of Ballots: 9
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Chris Gibbons, Dylan Hales)
Last Year’s Ranking: 56th Place

TH: I'm gonna level with all of you; I didn't nearly watch enough non-WWE wrestling this year, so I couldn't really put Yehi nearly as high as I wanted to, which would be somewhere in the top three if I can every single year. I've been on his train for longer than I can remember, and I will continue to evangelize his brand of fun, snug, and crowd-engaging wrestling as long as he continues to work. No matter who he's wrestling, he's going to carry the day and steal the show, unless he's in the main event, which then he is the show. I'm glad everyone's catching up with me on him, because hoo boy, he deserves everything.

Chris Gibbons: Yehi has one of the most unique offenses in all of wrestling, and it’s great to see more people starting to pay attention. For those who still are sleeping, it won’t be long until they’re watching too. Yehi started the year by being one of the few bright spots on the disastrous FIP Everything Burns show and having a great match with Teddy Stigma of all people. That wasn’t the first rough WWN show he’d save (hello, Style Battle series), because Yehi is a guy who puts everything into just about every match he has. Sabre, Riddle and Lee might have been bigger names working for WWN in 2017, but Yehi still might have been their ace.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
41. Brock Lesnar
Points: 731
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Adam Blount)
Last Year’s Ranking: 91st Place

TH: Every time I want to write Lesnar off, he comes in and has just some bonkers match that only he can have. The Goldberg and AJ Styles matches were two of WWE's best last year, the former especially isn't one where one could flippantly write it off as "the other guy carrying" Lesnar. He might get annoying in character, and fuck Paul Heyman, but honestly, when the time comes for him to deliver in the ring, well, he for the most part does.

Adam Blount: Lesnar only had a handful of matches last year but he killed it eyery time. In the Rumble he looked like a Beast until Goldberg got hold of him and then he showed he can sell his ass off. At Mania his match with Goldberg was awesome. He had another classic in the 4 way at SummerSlam. Although I woulda preferred Joe or Strowman or Styles to have beat him, he had great matches against them all. And let them get their shit in. The long term plan for him was always in motion and I don’t know if Lesnar will sign a contract extension after his clash with Roman at Mania. If he doesn’t re-sign, his last year in pro wrestling can be looked back on very impressively.

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40. Tommaso Ciampa
Points: 732
Number of Ballots: 11
Highest Vote: 22nd Place (TH)
Last Year’s Ranking: 13th Place

TH: Ciampa's injury that cost him more than half the year was probably the suckiest one because he was just really getting started. Still, his work as the hammer of DIY was outstanding enough as it was. He was the perfect complement for Johnny Gargano. He hit hard, took some big bumps, and generally was that team's best manifestation of hope against the backdrop of Gargano as vulnerability incarnate.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
39. Chris Hero/Kassius Ohno
Points: 732 (ranked higher because of a higher-high vote than Tommaso Ciampa)
Number of Ballots: 14
Highest Vote: 11th Place (TH)
Last Year’s Ranking: 22nd Place

TH: He didn't get nearly enough of a shine in his NXT return as some thought he should have (myself included), but every time out, he put in some major work, doing whatever he needed to do to get the other guy over and also show he still could throw them elbows with the best of them. As Hero in January on the tail end of his indie career, he saved the best for last, especially against Zack Sabre, Jr. in his EVOLVE farewell. For my money, it was the best match of the year, mainly because both guys put what they did best focused into a story with heart, emotion, and intensity behind it.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
38. Oney Lorcan (is here for porkin’)
Points: 746
Number of Ballots: 14
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Willow Maclay)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: Folks like to point out when wrestlers who aren't going over phone it in, but Lorcan, who has probably only won enough matches to count on one hand on television this year, went full fucking tilt every time out. The Drew McIntyre match was one of the best on NXT TV of the year because Lorcan looked like he was either going to die or kill his opponent in the process, and his team with Danny Burch was similarly fantastic because both of them were cut from the same cloth and just went HARD.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
37. Kofi Kingston
Points: 753
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 11th Place (Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 59th Place

TH: Kingston's role as the fireworks guy in New Day suited both him an the group well. He was a big part of several huge matches with the Usos, even though he wasn't in the pinnacle Hell in a Cell match against them. Still, the vet keeps chugging along despite really no sign of upward mobility in the company, and that should be commended.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
36. Rusev
Points: 775
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 16th Place (David Hobbs, Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 29th Place

TH: Ah, how interesting that the Bulgarian Brute lands at this spot on Rusev Day. While he's been celebrated of late for a wacky meme gone super viral, he's been continuing his run as one of the best day-to-day big men in WWE. His handle on working both larger and smaller opponents remains mostly unparalleled.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
35. Becky Lynch
Points: 776
Number of Ballots: 14
Highest Vote: 8th Place (Bryan Heaton)
Last Year’s Ranking: 12th Place

TH: In most years, Lynch didn't have the highest highs of the Horsewomen but always remained consistent enough to have a case to be the best among them, but 2017 saw her probably have both the peaks and the consistency among the quartet. She didn't have the intense focus on her that she had exiting 2016, but each week, she cut through the jumble was the most consistent performer on all of Smackdown.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
34. Kairi Sane
Points: 802
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 9th Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: She really blew the doors off the Mae Young Classic, didn't she? Her high-octane joshi-style looked both a speed above everyone else who hadn't already worked over there, but also wasn't so much ahead of the pack that she couldn't have good matches with wrestlers who weren't up to her speed. In her limited WWE debut, she looked nearly flawless, so I expect huge things for her coming up this year.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
33. Finn Bálor
Points: 817
Number of Ballots: 12
Highest Vote: 7th Place (David Hobbs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 28th Place

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
32. Jeff Cobb/Matanza Cueto
Points: 885
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 10th Place (Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 31st Place

TH: It takes real talent to play two disparate gimmicks with two distinct styles. Even though both Cobb out of the mask and in it were asked to work big and methodically, the technical, amateur-informed style of regular Cobb and the monstrous heel dominance of Matanza needed some versatility to do just one excellently. Cobb pulled off both at high levels.

Chris Gibbons: Jeff Cobb doesn’t often have matches that go far beyond “three star” territory for me, but he also doesn’t have matches that go much lower than that. He’s a wrestler that works a lot and regularly has good, but not great matches, and that’s fine. Especially because those times where an opponent does really click with him (like Matt Riddle, Fenix or Ricochet), it’s a sight to behold.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
31. John Cena
Points: 888
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 10th Place (Adam Blount)
Last Year’s Ranking: 11th Place

TH: Even in a part-time role, Cena showed up for big matches and dazzled. Whether against AJ Styles at the Rumble or Shinsuke Nakamura on Smackdown, Cena lived up to his billing of "Big Match John," and showed that even if he leaves WWE for most of the year, he can probably be counted on to deliver a stellar performance when he's asked to come back.

Adam Blount: Cena is still awesome. We’re meant to write more than one sentence about these guys but all I can say is “Big Match John” always delivers.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
30. Sasha Banks
Points: 903
Number of Ballots: 14
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Antonio Cruz)
Last Year’s Ranking: 4th Place

TH: Banks spent last year more out of her element than in 2016, but she kept plugging ahead and putting in good work despite the lapses in focus or "playing out of position" when she was back in the ring. Her suicidal bumping more often than not made her opponents look immortal.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
29. Chad Gable
Points: 916
Number of Ballots: 16
Highest Vote: 6th Place (Adam Blount)
Last Year’s Ranking: 24th Place

TH: A lot of people were hoping for Gable to get an extended singles run, and he did get that series of matches with Rusev that were really satisfying on a micro level. However, he really got a chance to shine at the bookends of the year as a hybrid of Ricky Morton and Kurt Angle in tags.

Adam Blount: Goddamn Gable is a little menace when he gets going. There might not be anyone else who is more fun to watch once they get their momentum rolling. This poll only takes ring work into account, but damn, Gable is entertaining as hell with promos too. But since we gotta keep it in ring, last year Gable tore it up with Jason Jordan to start the year. Even when they weren’t presented as stars, Gable looked bad ass. And then since August, along with Shelton Benjamin, in spite of how he might be booked Gable has looked like a star every chance he gets. It finally looks like his greatness has been acknowledged as he gets more and more highlighted matches. He’s just so much fun to watch!

Photo Credit: WWE.com
28. Seth Rollins
Points: 924
Number of Ballots: 14
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Bryan Heaton)
Last Year’s Ranking: 34th Place

Photo Credit: WWE.com
27. The Miz
Points: 944
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Antonio Cruz)
Last Year’s Ranking: 20th Place

TH: You rarely get a match out of Miz that leaves you thinking he's been outclassed. People like saying "well, he's not AJ Styles, but he wrestles his match well," which makes me side-eye so hard. I don't care if a guy can't go as hard as Styles, but if you're effective, it shouldn't matter if you're breaking out big springboard moves or advanced chaining and countering. Miz gets WWE crowds in such a retro level, which gets the same sort of emotional impact and response that Styles gets with his hyper-modern indie/nouveau-puroresu style. You can get to the same endpoint using vastly different paths.

Chris Gibbons: Anybody who says that The Miz is bad in the ring is lying to you. The Miz isn’t flashy in any way, but he’s solid all around. Miz knows his role as a heel isn’t to be the star of the show, even when he’s the champion. He’s a legitimate heel that gets heat during matches and makes his opponent look like a million bucks in the process. There’s nobody more fun to hate than The Miz.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
26. Charlotte Flair
Points: 957
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 9th Place (Bryan Heaton)
Last Year’s Ranking: 14th Place

TH: I was still groaning when I saw Flair head to the ring up to around the build to Mania, when something clicked and WWE started having her work face rather than heel. The Nia Jax stuff was a precursor, but then she moved to Smackdown, and the heroic top role suited her better than any attempt at making her her father. She made matches with Lana, fucking Lana, compelling. Who knew she'd be better off as a Cena analogue?

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It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman, and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag, and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers:



I'm ready to run through a brick wall, Vlad. I swear to God.

Well, it's not much, but Nick Gage is defending Absolute Intense Wrestling's Absolute Championship against "Hot Sauce" Tracy Williams on February 23, and he's probably gonna hurt the guy real bad. That should be fun, way more fun than a dinky-ass eclipse! MDK, friend. MDK.

Sad to say, I lost the thread a little bit on Chikara last year. I know Juan Francisco de Coronado is still Champion, and that the Whisper committed identity theft on Ophidian only to lose it back to him in the season premiere. Other than that, I'm not entirely sure what's going on. Like, how did it get to the point where Oleg the Usurper wanted to kill Kobald so bad? And what the heck is the deal with Team Sea Stars? I turn away for one second, and one of them is called Oceanea now? Weird. But anyway, you wanted some predictions. I got a couple that are semi-educated based on last season. First, Dasher Hatfield will win the Grand Championship, but it won't be from Coronado. My saucy prediction is that it'll be from Mr. Touchdown, but more realistically, it'll be from Rory Gulak, which leads to my second prediction. Rory Gulak will turn rudo at some point out of frustration from the lack of support from the fans. My third, and most wishful prediction, is that Nick Gage ends up wrestling at least one match in Chikara beyond all expectation, because 2018 is a freakin' weird year, and I think not only would him vs. Mike Quackenbush be an incredibly fun contrast in styles, but given that they both are currently mad at Combat Zone Wrestling, they have an enemy of my enemy thing going on and will make something work. Other than that, I'll probably find out as much as you did when I take the lad to the first Young Lions Cup show (I'll be busy on National Pro Wrestling Day, boo).

Trying to figure out the "whys" of any of WWE's labyrinthine kayfabe is a fool's task, because I'm not sure the writers and Vince McMahon even care why they do the things they do. But my gut feeling is that the matchups are as such because Kurt Angle's brain is fried and he doesn't have any idea of what his rankings are when putting these matches together. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Thinking about things, each Rumble did have more than a few redundancies, didn't they? I mean, they each had the NXT call-up selling major injuries from the night before (Adam Cole [BAYBAY], Ember Moon), they each had the comedy act from the past coming back for an extremely short run in the match (Hurricane Helms, Vickie Guerrero), and aside from both winners being Japanese (Shinsuke Nakamura, Asuka), they both had to overcome two ingrained wrestlers who get criticized, fairly or not (John Cena/Roman Reigns, the Bella Twins). So it's not surprising that Bálor and Banks had nearly identical runs in the match. If you had to ask me whose run would have more staying power though, the answer is Banks. It feels like she might play a bigger role in Mania, she made her run in the first ever women's match, not the 31st, and the path to the top of the RAW women's card is a lot less blocked than on the men's side.

It's the former, because I heard a ton of EAGLES chants during the entire weekend, and they came up clutch and chanted "DALLAS SUCKS" when the city was announced at the beginning of that aforementioned NXT World Women's Championship match. The ending to that match was so disappointing, not so much for the finish, but because of how they got there. Ember Moon and Shayna Baszler started out hot but then they did a doctors spot, which if you're going to do that, you use it either to end the match prematurely or to have the heel attack the face while she's getting attended to. And then they followed it up with a FOREVER armbar spot, which I get it, pro wrestling isn't MMA and exaggerated hold times are the norm. I'm not one to argue that THEY HAVE TO TAP OUT RIGHT AWAY FOR REALISM because those chodes can stay watching MMA where that kind of critique matters. That being said, that armbar was bordering on bad Family Guy joke levels of too long. You could've had Moon roll Baszler up with 80 percent less time in the hold and it still would've been effective at conveying the shock of someone with that bad an arm fighting through an armbar to get the win. I blame that more on the agents than the wrestlers though. Fuck's sake.

The "soap opera" card is overblown, especially with Cousins, who did okay for himself the last two years playing in those conditions. I mean, I'm not fan of Cousins overall. He makes terrible decisions at the worst times, and his deep ball is uglier than a Kelly Kelly headscissors attempt at the Royal Rumble. That being said, he's at worst a league average quarterback who's still somewhat young and who may not have had a career year just yet. To give up on him to cast your lot with Alex Smith, the Anal Retentive Chef of NFL quarterbacks and is 34 years old, is sheer lunacy. Cousins may have an ugly deep ball, but Smith's deep ball is [FILE NOT FOUND]. The funniest thing is that the deal Cousins wanted two years ago would've cost the Slurs $3 million less than what he ended up costing on his franchise tag deals, and the team just gave Smith $71 million in guaranteed money. You can't write better comedy. Now, when Cousins does have his unicorn year, he'll do it in like Cleveland, New York (Jets or Giants), or even Denver, the last spot where he can easily walk in and possibly win a Super Bowl. This league is so fucking funny sometimes, I love it even when the Eagles aren't in the Super Bowl.

I think Adam Cole will be just fine because he's a great promo and NXT is the sort of place where if you're good at what you do, or you were acclaimed for it in another high-profile place, you can get your heat back. It's not perfect — if I can be honest, creative punted on Roderick Strong last year when it clearly had something with him in favor of a should've-gone-straight-to-RAW-or-Smackdown Drew McIntyre — but it generally gets things right. Black is not really a dude you should have losing to Cole cleanly or otherwise. He feel transcendent, someone who should lose his first shot at Andrade "Cien" Almas via fuckery before beating him in the return gimmick match. You can always build Cole back up anyway, because he can work the mic and because he's got the kind of character where it doesn't matter his results if he still gets to vulture people backstage or after matches.

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Riddle kicking off the TWB 100 today, BRO
Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
I decided against dragging this out for another week, so the top five will be introed with the rest of the top 25. Sorry! Anyway, the final entries on the list are below. THE SUSPENSE MUST BE KILLING YOU.

25. Matt Riddle
Points: 968
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Chris Gibbons, Dylan Hales)
Last Year’s Ranking: 27th Place

TH: The drawback of Riddle getting more comfortable in wrestling and gaining influence over his creative is his bad habits are starting to come out. That being said, warts and all, he's still an enjoyable watch no matter what the setting, and the floor for his matches is always at least "watchable," with a near infinite ceiling, even against dudes you wouldn't expect like Dan Severn.

Chris Gibbons: It’s strange that Riddle seems to have lost a bit of his luster in 2017 for some, because his in-ring work was just as good if not better than his incredible rookie year in 2016. Part of it might be Riddle’s pure grind – working 146 matches in 2017 compared to 69 (nice) in 2016 according to Cagematch. So when a guy is on almost every major indie show imaginable in big matches, it could be easy to tire on him. But he’s great in just about every context – from long indie “epics” to crazy sprints. Riddle even played with a little bit more hardcore wrestling in 2017, having a great plunder brawl with Chuck Taylor in EVOLVE and having a death match with Matt Tremont in Beyond. Riddle remains one of the most exciting people to see that’s not linked to a major company. I hope he sticks in that role for a while.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
24. Keith Lee
Points: 979
Number of Ballots: 13
Highest Vote:1st Place (Henry Casey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 72nd Place

Chris Gibbons: Keith Lee leaving ROH was maybe the best decision any wrestler made in 2017. Instead of being relegated to undercard multi-man tag team matches for most of the year, he had one of the best Mania weekends ever and established himself as maybe the premier “indie hoss” type. Nobody broke out this year quite like Keith Lee, and I’m so happy he’s on top of AAW and EVOLVE cards as a solo act instead of having trios matches with The Kingdom.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
23. Aleister Black
Points: 997
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Scott Raychel)
Last Year’s Ranking: 89th Place

Adam Blount: Tommy End had a good match with Neville in Blackpool at the start of last year and since then, since Black debuted in NXT every time he has been in the ring has been must see. Although his entrance can’t be counted in these rankings (he’d be number 1 if so) his in ring style is fantastic. And the Balck Mass looks like such a killer finisher. Black could be the biggest star WWE have made in a long time.

Joshua Browns: I was pretty late to the game on Black when he was on the independent scene (as Tommy End), but got a chance to watch him work extensively in the 2016 Battle of Los Angeles, and was instantly a fan. That said, I had some misgivings when I heard he’d been signed to a WWE developmental deal, as he seemed like the kind of worker whose style had the potential to not mesh well with the WWE’s preferred style. Boy, am I glad to have been wrong. Black’s in-ring work and character work was stellar all year, and he deserves a good share of credit for launching the career of Velveteen Dream. Black’s strikes are some of the best in the business, and the persona he’s crafted has WrestleMania main event potential.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
22. Neville
Points: 1045
Number of Ballots: 16
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking: 61st Place

TH: Putting Neville in with the cruiserweights was simultaneously asinine for business, but it provided him an opportunity to work his strengths. His best match under a WWE umbrella before getting to the purple division was when he worked slightly heel against Sami Zayn and Takeover: R-Evolution, so his run in 2017 was like that turned up to 11. He had straight bangers with Austin Aries, Akira Tozawa, and he even got something passable out of Enzo Amore at times. Unfortunately, that grind is what caused him to grow dissatisfied with how WWE was treating with him, and while I didn't blame him one bit for going home, WWE was a lesser place without him working actively at the end of 2017.

Chris Gibbons: Neville could have had the best year of anyone in WWE before he asked for his release and has been in roster limbo ever since. He was a great champion in a division that struggled at times, and his regular defenses always delivered. He definitely made the most out of the little he was given, and it’s a shame that he’s in the position he’s in now.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
21. Andrade “Cien” Almas
Points: 1046
Number of Ballots: 17
Highest Vote: 4th Place (Jonathon Hunt)
Last Year’s Ranking: 90th Place

TH: Almas has taken to a WWE ring really well, and even when he was floating aimlessly as the dude creative would put against their new face du jour on Takeover cards early in the year, he was putting in the work. Once that talent and aptitude met with some storyline focus, he really took off. His matches with Johnny Gargano at the end of the year were some of the best in NXT, and he did some good work with guys like Fabian Aichner, Aleister Black, and others during a strong year for NXT television.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
20. Sami Zayn
Points: 1100
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 3rd Place

TH: Zayn wasn't featured as much as he should have been, and WWE sillily turned him heel at the end of the year, which dissipated some of his in-ring charm. However, as a testament to his innate talent, he still broke through and put in some good work during the calendar year.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
19. Nikki Cross
Points: 1164
Number of Ballots: 18
Highest Vote: 6th Place (Henry Casey)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: I'm not sure anywhere in WWE has seen a worker like Cross in a good long while. Her frenetic energy and unique body language and movements add to a crazed style of strikes and a fearless propensity to submarine both her and her opponent with huge spots. Her falls count anywhere match with Asuka was perhaps the best NXT match all year that didn't involve Johnny Gargano, and it was due all to how far Cross was able to illuminate dark parts of studio space that few people even think of treading.

Photo Credit: Mikey Nolan
18. Ricochet/Prince Puma
Points: 1164 (ranked higher because of higher-high vote than Nikki Cross)
Number of Ballots: 16
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Scott Raychel, Mat Morgan)
Last Year’s Ranking: 23rd Place

Chris Gibbons: Some fans have turned on Ricochet a bit this year, and it makes sense. He had one foot out the door for forever and he’s a bit annoying on social media. But he’s still one of the best high-flyers around. Even if I didn’t love the decisions for him to win BOLA and the PWG title, his work in PWG and Lucha Underground made up for it.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
17. Xavier Woods
Points: 1175
Number of Ballots: 18
Highest Vote: 7th Place (Jonathon Hunt)
Last Year’s Ranking: 87th Place

TH: Woods was a revelation in 2017, morphing from marginal dude who was better suited as a manager/talking head to a solid worker who could bring out the best pathos and vulnerability in clutch situations. I mean, what visual in-ring was better than him bound up, chest stretched out and taking shot after shot from the Usos' kendo sticks in that Cell match? Sometimes, just taking garbage spots like that can be art, and not everyone could have done that as well as Woods did.

Adam Blount: very time Woods is in ring he shows how good he is. That’s why it sucks how often he is just the third man for the New Day.(True, that this is also a role Woods excels in) I think he might be the most underrated wrestler in WWE today. He has it all, charisma, athleticism, a bad ass move set (love that rope walk elbow) and he can sell his ass off.

Scott Raychel: Xavier Woods has gotten really good at being the guy that everyone keeps forgetting is actually really good at wrestling and not just trombone antics.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
16. Ember Moon
Points: 1194
Number of Ballots: 19
Highest Vote: 10th Place (Antonio Cruz, Ryan Neely)
Last Year’s Ranking: 62nd Place

TH: No one was a better babyface worker under the WWE umbrella in 2017 except Johnny Gargano. She kept pace with Asuka like no one else did, not even Nikki Cross, and she brought out the best in the Empress of Tomorrow to date.

Scott Raychel: Asuka is nothing without a great rival. That’s where Ember Moon comes in. The story of Ember Moon having Asuka’s number in her chase for the NXT Women’s Championship wouldn’t have worked as well if it wasn’t for Ember Moon’s ability to just GO from the first bell. It also helps to have a super dope finisher like The Eclipse.

Photo Credit: Scott Finkelstein
15. Zack Sabre, Jr.
Points: 1265
Number of Ballots: 15
Highest Vote:1st Place (Chris Gibbons, Brock Jahnke)
Last Year’s Ranking: 17th Place

TH: Sabre's aptitude for wrestling keeps growing and growing. He went and had by my estimation the best match of the year with Chris Hero as an exasperated rival looking to get a one-up one last time before his white whale moved onto inaccessible waters. Then he started with New Japan, joined Suzuki-gun, and started doing prick heel shit as good as anyone including his stable leader. His matches with Juice Robinson and Tomohiro Ishii during the Long Beach specials were great for different reasons than the Hero match. He's grown into one of the most versatile wrestlers on the scene, and all without losing his core identity of a dude who'll wrench your body parts until they fall off.

Chris Gibbons: Zack Sabre had possibly his best year ever in 2017, having great match after great match throughout the year for a variety of promotions worldwide. He’s my number one wrestler of 2017 period, and his stateside work tended to be his best in my opinion, even considering a very good G1 Climax run. His great runs as champion of PWG and EVOLVE were aided by an added sense of brutality. Sabre added a bit more of a mean streak to his work in 2017, getting less cute with his moves between the bells and becoming more of an ass-kicker. The year was full of big moments for Sabre. He’s the last guy Chris Hero put over on his way back to WWE, a great final chapter in one of indie wrestling’s greatest rivalries. Mike Quackenbush came out of his semi-retirement twice to get a piece of Zack. Chuck Taylor’s ascent to PWG champion wouldn’t have been as emotional if he didn’t have to go through somebody like Sabre. Sabre was the wrestler best-suited for ending Timothy Thatcher’s long EVOLVE Championship run, and the match those two technical masterminds had for the belt was the best match I saw in the indies last year. Sabre can create a big match feel consistently like few indie wrestlers can, and I’m so happy he chose to kill it on his own terms instead of signing with WWE and being in a tag team with TJP or some shit.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
14. Kevin Owens
Points: 1280
Number of Ballots: 16
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (David Hobbs)
Last Year’s Ranking: 2nd Place

TH: It's hip to clown on Owens, and honestly, he gives good reason to sometimes. However, he's still shown time and time again that he just gets wrestling. His feud with Chris Jericho produced a few good matches, and whenever he's able to allow the violent, Ring of Honor Kevin Steen leak out, the ceiling is infinite for how good he can be.

David Hobbs: I’d rank him fairly high just for the fact that Shane McMahon didn’t die at Hell in a Cell. He performs at such a consistently high level, with such a malicious intent and unmatched ability to work a crowd, that the only thing keeping him from the #1 spot is Styles’ inhuman abilities. His abilities seem completely unrelated to his physical condition, as he apparently drops and gains weight at will to match the moment, never missing a step or sacrificing impact. He was born to be a heel. Everything he does just drips with disgust for his competition. He seemingly embodies every heel characteristic at once, cycling between monster, coward, and psychopath as the situation calls for it, and he does an amazing job of tying his in-ring performances to his character’s insecurity, ruthlessness, and treachery.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
13. Tyler Bate
Points: 1290
Number of Ballots: 16
Highest Vote: 5th Place (Adam Blount, Henry Casey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 88th Place

TH: Bate will probably get a bit more love from people who don't find his work to be just a little too clean for their liking, but I can't deny that the kid has chops, man. I enjoyed him anytime he was on NXT, and he's got some veteran things down already at his young age. For example, his fakeout punch is savvy beyond his years, not just in ideation but in how it's timed.

Chris Gibbons: Bate is a truly exciting prospect because of how well he seems to get pro wrestling at just the age of 20. He felt just as much of a veteran when he was a teenager as his tag partner Trent Seven does in his mid-30’s. It’s easy to see why WWE chose Bate for the first UK Champion. He’s got all the potential in the world.

Adam Blount: Apparently Tyler Bate was 19 when he was in the UK tournament last year. Holy shit. For how good he looked then, for his age, Bate is the future! Since then, the dude has been working out and added a bunch of muscle and continued to have a ring presence beyond his years. Obviously his matches with Dunne are already highly regarded but Bate can go with anyone. Even better, now Bate has upgraded his ring attire from the generic look he had at the start of 2017, he along with Bang and Bop should have a fantastic 2018.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
12. Sheamus
Points: 1313
Number of Ballots: 18
Highest Vote: 6th Place (Xavier Goncalves, Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 37th Place

TH: It feels like Sheamus is the inverse of his tag partner. Whereas Cesaro has to literally grow hair in an instant and walk on it for people to marvel at him further than their baseline, Sheamus almost seems to get no credit. Yet, no way The Bar has the 2017 it had if it were just Cesaro doing things. Sheamus has been excellent in the ring for nearly a decade, and it feels like people have only started taking notice at large this past year, at least further than the bubble in which I reside that has always recognized how truly special Sheamus has always been.

Chris Gibbons: Sheamus is one of the best WWE workers of a generation, and it’s great to see his run with Cesaro turn more people onto that fact. The way many of The Bar’s feuds played out gave him plenty of opportunities to shine in singles matches, and he has such great chemistry with Cesaro as a team. Sheamus’ more brawling-oriented style plays off so nicely with Cesaro’s more “pretty” offense.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
11. Big E
Points: 1329
Number of Ballots: 18
Highest Vote:1st Place (Kirk Dessler)
Last Year’s Ranking: 36th Place

TH: Big E has been screaming, just ACHING for a solo run where he doesn't have to confine all his big offense and inappropriate gyrations to bursts in tag matches, but man, how am I going to complain about him as New Day's hammer when he's so good at it? Few big guys worked with as much energy as he did, and his run in the Cell against the Usos was brawling perfection.

Kirk Dessler: Big E is the total in-ring package. He perfectly combines hard-hitting moves with technical ability. He knows when to add some funny elements, but get’s serious when it matters. His consistency over the year (or better over the years) is impressive. He is my number 1 and is still WWE’s single most-missed opportunity to create a superstar.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
10. Samoa Joe
Points: 1433
Number of Ballots: 17
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Antonio Cruz)
Last Year’s Ranking: 16th Place

TH: Joe's been steadily finding himself again in a WWE ring, but it took going to the RAW roster and working against dudes who could best absorb his kick-ass machine offense that he became the Joe Whomst Was Gonna Kill You again. Whether against bruisers like Roman Reigns, kaiju like Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar, or even smaller guys with big bumping tendencies like Seth Rollins, Joe reminded the world why from 2002 through his initial run in TNA, he was considered one of the elite workers in the world.

Adam Blount: He's still so good. So fucking good.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
9. Jey Uso
Points: 1479
Number of Ballots: 19
Highest Vote: 2nd Place (Joshua Browns)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

8. Jimmy Uso
Points: 1482
Number of Ballots: 19
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (TH, Joshua Browns)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: Smackdown Live was fuckin' dreadful for most of the year, but the Usos made it worth tuning into, as they held court against a wide variety of teams that came at them. Among this cavalcade of challengers, the New Day was the most frequent, and the two teams balled out for a good chunk of the year. New Day is New Day, but what made the series of matches go from good to transcendent was the Usos' fierce intensity inside the ring. They've always been good in the ring, even when they went hard in the paint and everyone was sick of them. Their rebirth has less to do with the fact that they got good, but that they refocused their energies and talents inside the ring and morphed into the best manifestation of street-hardened brawlers possible.

Chris Gibbons: It’s almost undeniable at this point that The Usos is one of the greatest tag teams in WWE history. Turning heel at the end of 2016 was a great move as they’ve felt really fresh since them. The series with the New Day was inspired as both teams really brought something new to each match.

Joshua Browns: I’ll be totally honest here, neither Uso brother has ever really been my cup of tea, but you can’t argue with results. The Usos’ run with The New Day not only revitalized the Smackdown tag division, but breathed new life into The New Day, re-focusing the audience on the fact that all 3 of those guys can actually WORK, and not just make Booty-O’s jokes. The Usos/New Day run (along with a couple of matches with Benjamin and Gable) were consistently the best thing on WWE “main roster” programming over the last 6 months of 2017, and given how little truly great stuff was going on during that time, that puts them at numbers 2 and 3 on my ballot.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
7. Johnny Gargano
Points: 1592
Number of Ballots:20
Highest Vote:1st Place (TH, Adam Shinder)
Last Year’s Ranking: 6th Place

TH: Johnny Gargano was a maestro in 2017. No one wrestled with as much vulnerability as he did without dipping into the abyss of geekdom. No one turned that vulnerability into fire so easily and readily as Gargano did. No one took the big spot and framed it as gorgeously and breathtakingly as he did. He did all this in tag matches the first half of the year, and he turned around and made the same waves in singles matches the second half. He was a participant in NXT's two best matches all year, vs. the Authors of Pain with Tommaso Ciampa at Takeover: Chicago, and vs. Andrade "Cien" Almas at Takeover: Brooklyn III. No amount of superlatives would be enough for what he did in 2017 as a wrestler, and all of it was distinctly away from the main focus of the show (even as his match at Chicago was in the final slot). And he did all this under a corporate umbrella, which is hard to do. Maybe it's not as hard to do in NXT as it is on the main roster, but still, it's amazing to see someone lose creative freedom and increase return on emotional investment like Gargano. And he did so almost exclusively through passion plays in the ring. If that's not worthy of a first-place vote, nothing is.

Chris Gibbons: Gargano is the best pure babyface in WWE right now. The way he sells makes you believe that any move could finish him off, but he has so much fire that it seems like he could ultimately overcome anything. Other babyfaces in wrestling are set up to overcome the odds, but nobody makes you believe it like Gargano.

Joshua Browns: During a year where the last two performers that you could consider true babyface characters either turned (Sami Zayn) or had their motivations badly watered down by terrible booking (Bayley), it’d be easy to think that the art of “white-meat” wrestling had finally gone completely extinct in 2017. Enter Johnny Wrestling. Whether he was playing face in peril during the DIY/Revival/AOP run, selling his betrayal at the hands of Tomasso Ciampa during his losing streak through the summer, or beginning his ascendancy as an underdog favorite towards the end of 2017, Gargano turned in a year of wrestling that probably should only be described as “Steamboat-esque”. His pacing, facials, and comebacks are basically perfect. If his first major match of 2018 is any indication, Johnny Gargano could be a major player either in NXT or even on the main roster very soon.

Kirk Dessler: Johnny’s first months of the year were a tag team classic but he truly demonstrated his abilities later in the year. When you are put into a lose-streak storyline, it is not easy to maintain momentum. You need to be confident with your in-ring work to effectively pull such a story off because of you allow weakness in your in-ring performance and don’t get your stuff in, you can easily look very bad in a losing streak. Johnny Gargano nevertheless was looking stronger to the end of the year than ever before.

Photo Credit: WWE.com
6. Pete Dunne
Points: 1656
Number of Ballots: 19
Highest Vote:1st Place (Joshua Browns)
Last Year’s Ranking: Not Ranked

TH: It's hard to deny that Dunne is one of the best in the world right now after the year he's had. I'm sure his placement might have been higher on a lot of people's lists had his stuff in his native land been eligible, but the work he did in the United Kingdom tournament and on NXT is enough to push him up the list. While a lot of his peers that came over with him work with a certain sterility, Dunne's sleaze and dedication to doing the little things pushes him ahead of the pack.

Chris Gibbons: Pete Dunne plays an absolute prick so well, it’s frightening. Throughout the year he and Tyler Bate played their roles of ambassadors to the British wrestling scene extremely well, making the most of every platform they had in front of WWE audiences, especially when they were facing off. Dunne also had one of the best individual performances in the year’s King of Trios. While Dunne and Bate still did most of their work still in the UK, I feel like they did their best work in American companies. That may be because they didn’t have to worry about overbooked PROGRESS main events and didn’t play into their grating Triple H tribute act that they pull out often in Europe.

Adam Blount: Before the UK tournament in January of last year I had never seen or heard of the Bruiserweight before. As soon as I found out he was from my home town he obviously became a personal fave but I still wasn’t expecting to become as big a fan as I did once I saw his matches. Every show I’ve seen Dunne on since then , he’s stole the show. Great offense, believable and he sells great too, making every match competitive. I feel like you could throw Dunne onto 205 Live and make it must watch, or let him run wild on NXT and see classics with people like Gargano, Black, Ohno etc. Or hell put him onto the main roster, SD preferably, him and Chad Gable could have some of the greatest matches of all time. “Big up Pete Dunne man, geezer’s one of the best.”

Joshua Browns: I initially had Dunne slotted for an easy top 10, maybe even top 5 vote before finding out that we were counting both the UK Championship Tournament and Chikara’s UK King of Trios as part of our balloting. Adding those two tournaments to the mix pushed Dunne to the top of my ballot. Just about anybody can pull off cool looking moves in the ring, and most decent performers can get a character over given enough face time with a microphone in their hand, but it takes a special talent to be able to infuse everything they do in the ring with the fundamental nature of their character, and that’s what Dunne is better at than nearly everybody else, and he’s just 24 years old. Take all that, add in the fact that he and Tyler Bate delivered arguably the best WWE singles match of 2017, and you’ve got my number one wrestler for 2017.

Kirk Dessler: Some wrestlers are born as beasts. When Pete Dunne entered his first UK championship tournament bout, he had it written all over him. Despite of his age Pete Dunne has understood his role and knows how to tell it in the middle of the ring. As a matter of fact, Pete is most probably one of those wrestlers who do not need promos and would still be over with a mainstream crowd. Despite being underutilized by WWE over the year, he never lost his it-factor when put on screen (in contradiction to some of his UK-fellows).

Photo Credit: WWE.com
5. Roman Reigns
Points: 1693
Number of Ballots: 19
Highest Vote:1st Place (Dylan Hales)
Last Year’s Ranking: 15th Place

TH: Roman Reigns is somehow still a talking point in 2018, but after the 2017 he had, it’s hard to deny that he’s one of the better workers in WWE. He has been tasked with working long matches on RAW most weeks, and every time, he turned in something that while fitting into a formula came off as a worthwhile watch. The highest-end stuff on free TV, like the Cesaro Intercontinental Championship defense at the end of the year, would net him a high ranking, but he had a habit of turning in big pay-per-view performances too, especially against Braun Strowman. Reigns has quietly emerged as the best overall worker from The Shield, and even though I hate when the commentators and the narrative uses the term “workhorse” to describe him, that term fit him to a tee last year.

Chris Gibbons: Multiple subsets of obnoxious wrestling fans have made Roman Reigns a talking point instead of a wrestler. All hot takes aside, he’s a hell of a wrestler who helped make Braun Strowman one of the biggest stars of the year during one of WWE’s hottest feuds in recent memory. His feuds outside of Braun didn’t reach those same heights and the Taker match was bad (not necessarily Roman’s fault), but he remained one of WWE’s best main roster workers the whole year.

Adam Blount: Booooooooooooooo!!! Wait, why the boo’s again? Do you not like entertaining matches? While the Mania match with the Undertaker won’t be in the deadman’s best of list, Reigns more than carried hs end. Then throughout the year he had good to great matches with nearly every other person on the roster. Balor, Wyatt, Owens, Joe, Elias, Cena, Braaaaaun, Roman had enjoyable matches with all of them. Plus more. And the Summerslam 4 way was awesome.

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4. Cesaro
Points: 1707
Number of Ballots:20
Highest Vote: 3rd Place (Ryan Neely, Mike Pankowski)
Last Year’s Ranking: 7th Place

TH: Cesaro year in and out turns in stellar resumes in the ring, and this year was no different except he had perhaps his most prominent role since the Sami Zayn-era in NXT. He was part of the top of the tag team division all year, and he and Sheamus worked their asses off against a bevy of tag teams. Cesaro’s become such a sure thing that he almost gets taken for granted and only is noticed when he horrifically mangles himself like he did with that flying bump into the ringpost where his teeth got pushed into his skull. However, it’d be foolish to discount what he brings to WWE in a variety of roles.

Chris Gibbons: Cesaro will likely be voted most underrated by certain newsletters because he hasn’t ascended to world title status in WWE yet, but Cesaro plays his role perfectly. Cesaro might be the best tag team worker in the world, and he fits perfectly with Sheamus. WWE has some killer tag teams going in their divisions right now, and the Swiss Superman is consistently the best performer in his matches, and he’s had plenty of TV singles matches to shine as well. I’d like to see him have a title as much as the next guy, but he’s establishing himself as a generational talent whether he’s in the main event or not.

David Hobbs: The man is a goddamn machine. He takes the robotic movement perfection of an Apollo Crews and adds a purpose and physicality to it that makes him look like a living weapon. It feels like he can do no wrong in a wrestling ring. He can do every throw and lift the show-muscley heavyweights fail at. He can land every escape counter spot the flashiest main eventers consistently botch. He botches a turnbuckle bump, nearly knocks himself unconscious with it, and that made it seem BETTER for another 20 minutes while he runs around looking like Recoome once things started going sideways. I believe that at some point this year, he will launch Seth Rollins in the air and hit the psycho crusher uppercut before he hits the ground. It will be like the 3rd best thing he does all year.

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3. Braun Strowman
Points: 1784
Number of Ballots:20
Highest Vote:1st Place (Antonio Cruz, Bobby Godfrey)
Last Year’s Ranking: 55th Place

TH: While he came on at the end of 2016 in the ring, few could predict that Strowman would become perhaps the surest thing in a singles match on the main roster in 2017. Yet, with his combination of ring presence, intensity, huge spots, and key yet sparing bumps, the Monster Among Men showed that the huge wrestler that Vince McMahon stereotypically fetishizes can also get it done in the ring. Whether it was the epic main event against Big Show on RAW early on in 2017, the several hard-hitting affairs vs. Roman Reigns, or his many dalliances throwing around smaller wrestlers like Kalisto, no one really shone brighter at their peak than Strowman.

Chris Gibbons: Strowman is one of the biggest success stories WWE has put together in a while. He might not be on the level of carrying a match like other guys on the top of the card, but he’s getting better constantly. Braun feels like a legitimate monster in the ring and is almost always entertaining even in weaker matches. The man had two great matches with Big Show in the Year of Our Lord 2017. Booking and presentation might have helped him, but he’s run with it and now he’s a star.

Scott Raychel: BRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN had a year so good he managed to make multiple matches with the Big Show entertaining in the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen.

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2. Asuka
Points: 1833
Number of Ballots:20
Highest Vote:1st Place (Willow Maclay, Jonathon Hunt)
Last Year’s Ranking: 5th Place

TH: Asuka’s year can be hard to parse out because of the undefeated streak and all the cacophony surrounding her main roster transition, but honestly, she turned in some fine work. While her performances weren’t necessarily diverse, she excelled in what she was asked to do, which was either squashing n00bs, having showcase joshi-style main events mostly with Ember Moon, or going complete straight garbage brawl with Nikki Cross. That last match was one of the best of the year on any level that I’ve seen, and Asuka deserves a lot of credit for it.

Chris Gibbons: Because NXT wrestlers don’t always make a ton of tape throughout the year, they sometimes have a bit of an uphill climb to make my list. That wasn’t a problem for Asuka, who made the most of each and every one of her opportunities. She really does create the feeling in the ring that she’s unbeatable, being able to turn almost anything into a submission hold. That added to her striking ability and her desperation to hold onto the title made her unique presence among WWE women in a year that not a lot of them were given opportunity to stand out.

Willow Maclay: I spent a small fraction of my time this year on Wrestling happening in North America, and finding the majority of my wrestling related happiness in Joshi companies like STARDOM World and Sendai Girls, but I consistently made time for Asuka. She was without a doubt my number one this year among what I had seen based almost entirely on her Last Woman Standing match with Nikki Cross, which stacks up against any match I saw this year quite nicely, and if it had happened on a Takeover instead of on Weekly NXT TV we would likely be talking about it as a match of the year candidate on a grander scale. Outside of her work with Nikki Cross she had impressive title defenses in fatal four way matches and the wrestling goddess formerly known as Athena. The one constant in all of Asuka's matches was an understanding of who she was as a character in relation to her undefeated streak. As her career in NXT went on she became more cocky, resentful of fans, and showing vulnerability in subtle ways to keep our interest afloat and retaining the suspense of the magic question of who would actually beat her? Her kicks were stiff, her submissions were deadly and through it all she retained her aura in a way unseen in WWE in ages. North American wrestling in 2017 belonged to her, and it was nothing short of tragic that her NXT narrative ended with an ellipsis rather than a period. She deserved the chance to carry the NXT belt onto the main roster and defend it back home against the likes of Kairi Sane, Shayna Baszler, Nikki Cross, and Ember Moon while also stepping up against women like Emma (fuck wwe), Sasha Banks and Bayley. Ride on Empress of Tomorrow. May the main roster bring you the same treasures you were afforded in NXT in 2017.

Adam Blount: Since moving to RAW it seems like Asuka has been booked to have more competitive matches but when she gets going still looks she would kill everyone with her strikes and submissions. As dominant as she has been in the WWE (and NXT) she also has a way of making her opponents look better too. No shame in getting beat by the Empress.

David Hobbs: It looks so incredibly unfair watching her against the women’s division, when each of her strikes look like they’d knock out most of the men’s roster. Her hip attack and Naomi’s Rear View are basically just variations of the same move, and yet Naomi’s is basically comical sexualization and you want to cover your eyes every time Asuka connects with it, because it looks like it could legitimately knock out anyone it hits. The most terrifying thing about her flash strikes and submissions, is that they’re not the only thing she has. She’s never been shy about heeling it up when things start to fall apart. When you combine her vividly violent offense with her willingness to take shortcuts, it seems like an impossible challenge for all but the most courageous pirate princesses. Her entire character is inevitable doom, and she does an incredible job of embodying that in-ring.

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1. AJ Styles
Points: 1919
Number of Ballots:20
Highest Vote:1st Place (Adam Blount, David Hobbs, Ryan Neely, Bryan Heaton, Xavier Goncalves)
Last Year’s Ranking:1st Place

TH: Styles felt like he had more of a low-key 2017 than his 2016, but he was still turning in big performances on a regular basis. A lot of his dip came with a Kevin Owens feud that produced fine matches, but not ones folks were used to seeing from either him or Owens (and for those who want to blame it all on Big Kev, he had a couple of fantastic high-profile matches with 2017 Chris Jericho). However, his highest-end stuff matched up to the best work he’s put in in prior years when he was considered one of the best in the world.

Chris Gibbons: A Shane McMahon-heavy feud with Kevin Owens stalled his 2017 campaign a little bit, but Styles was still bar none the best wrestler in WWE. He was a stand out in every multi-man PPV main event he was a part of, the company’s best TV match worker, and elevated the oftentimes poor material he was given.

Adam Blount: While AJ may not be as fashionable a number one choice as any indie darling or a New Japan featured superstar his in ring cannot be denied. Even with the over-saturation of WWE product on our TV’s, computers and cell phone screens, AJ manages to stay fresh and have must see matches with pretty much any and everybody he gets put into the ring with. In 2017 Styles was on point against KO, Jericho, Balor, and had a classic matches with Cena and Lesnar just to name a few. For professional wrestlers in the United States they don’t get any better than AJ Styles. Hell, if TH would have included Japanese matches in this top 100, I’d still take AJ over Omega, Naito and Okada.

Joshua Browns: Is there much left to say about AJ Styles? He’s so damn good that you can make a legit case for him as #1 every year. He didn’t quite get there in 2017 for me, if only because his opponents for much of the year were fairly lackluster (looking at YOU, Ziggles), but he’s almost certainly the best bell-to-bell professional wrestler in the world right now.

Kirk Dessler: AJ Styles had a little slump in the middle of the year when some of his Kevin Owen matches were only around the 4-star level but before and afterwards he showed that he is the masterclass of big time performance. His match layouts are always intriguing, he just does not apply one standard formula. And he makes is opponents like Shane McMahon look better than they are. He even got a good match out of Jinder Mahal!

David Hobbs: It’s probably time to start putting him in the conversation for greatest in-ring performer of all time. I had the pleasure of seeing him live twice last year, once as a heel champion vs. Dean Ambrose, and the other as a face champion vs. Kevin Owens. He looks as amazing in-person as he does on TV. Everything has purpose and urgency. His offense is ferocious at all times, whether fighting from under a strong heel challenger, or viciously trying to put down a face. He is the absolute best wrestler right now. I’d love nothing more than to say someone is better at a thing than this incredibly problematic man, but there’s not a single person in the USA I can legitimately consider higher than AJ Styles on this list.

The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings for February 5, 2018

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The play of the game
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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Brandon Graham (Last Week: Not Ranked) - If you're not an Eagles fan, you might want to skip over this week's BITW rankings. Honestly though, I've waited my whole life for this. A lot more people have waited a lot longer. When Brandon Graham strip-sacked Tom Brady last night and rookie Derek Barnett recovered, I audibly yelled WE WON THE SUPER BOWL in my living room even though the game still had quite a bit of drama left. But honestly, the pass rush didn't get there all night until that point, but it was at the most clutch moment. Sometimes, it's not performing all the time, but performing at the right time. Graham was maligned when he was picked and for the first few years afterwards, when Jason Pierre-Paul and Earl Thomas seemingly outperformed him. However, he rounded out and became maybe the best defensive player taken in his draft class outside of Ndamukong Suh. And now, he doesn't have to worry about buying a drink in the city of Philadelphia ever again. Also, he has a Booty-Os lunchbox in his locker. GOAT.

2. Nick Foles (Last Week: Not Ranked) - I was as down on Foles as anyone when he came in for Carson Wentz after his injury. Foles wasn't good after his 27 touchdown, two interception year here, and he was dreadful for the Rams after being traded there. But over the last two and a half playoff games, no one played better under center than Big Dick Nick, whose only interception came in the Super Bowl on a juggling bobble. The best highlight, however, was him catching a touchdown pass in the waning moments of the first half, not five minutes after Brady dropped a pass on a similar gadget play. It was maybe the only way the Eagles could have won their first Super Bowl.

3. Rodney McLeod (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The Eagles secondary got beat up a bit, but given they were playing against Brady, Rob Gronkowski, and a cast of annoying White wide receivers, it was to be expected. But McLeod still found time to make a positive highlight by snatching a leaping Brandin Cooks out of the air and powerbombing him to the turf. IT was a Last Ride Undertaker would've been proud of. Or maybe it was more like a high-angle Arn Anderson spinebuster. Either way, kudos to you, Rodney McLeod.

4. Howie Roseman (Last Week: Not Ranked) - You know how I know Roseman is the best general manager in the league? The Eagles lost Carson Wentz, Darren Sproles, Jason Peters, Chris Maragos, Caleb Sturgis, and other key players to injury, and they still won the Super Bowl. Other teams lose one guy and it unravels their entire year. He built a goddamn TEAM.

5. Doug Pederson (Last Week: Not Ranked) - NFL head coaches are the most risk-averse cowards in sports, which is what makes Pederson's game last night, hell, his entire year, his entire TENURE with the Eagles so majestic. What other coach goes for it in the situation at the end of the first half with the trick play to Foles for the touchdown? Bill Belichick, yeah. Maybe Chuck Pagano, but he got fired because he wasn't a good coach otherwise. Pederson stands out because he's aggressive. I hope he coaches here forever.

6. Trey Burton (Last Week: Not Ranked) - How's a third-string tight end gonna throw the biggest touchdown in Eagles history? That's how you know that Philly is the best-weirdest town in America, and that it was all meant to be.

7. Meatballs (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Any Super Bowl party has to have a decent spread, and what better food to put on it than the meatball? It's so versatile, and it's hard to really get wrong.

8. Nelson Agholor (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Imagine thinking this time last year that Agholor would not only still be here, but be a huge part of the Eagles' title season and the Super Bowl itself? Keenan Allen might have

9. Zach Ertz (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Look, I'm taking nothing from Rob Gronkowski, who showed up to play and was a major pain in the Eagles' asses until the final whistle. But man, the Pats had no answer for the Eagles' monster TE Ertz, especially on his touchdown reception. On that note, Cris Collinsworth can choke on a gallon of pennies. Ertz caught the ball at the seven, took three steps, and broke the plane of the end zone. By rule, once he took that SECOND step, he wasn't a receiver, he was a runner, and once a runner breaks the plane, he scores. Whatever happens after doesn't fucking matter. Collinsworth is actively bad at his job and should just retire to running his shitty stats website.

10. LeGarrette Blount (Last Week: Not ranked) - It might not rhyme, but LeGarrette Blount is here for porkin'.

The 2017 TWB 100 Epilogue: My Ballot

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Dakota Kai was one of my votes who didn't make the list this year
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Another TWB 100 is in the books, and despite the lower voter turnout, I consider it a success. Honestly, I don't care if ten or 10,000 people vote; the point is to get people thinking about the wrestling they watch in a critical manner. I feel like the fact that nearly 75 percent of ballots had 100 wrestlers on them and the width and breadth of wrestlers voted for is as much a signpost for success as the number of voters. Anyway, I shall close the festivities this year as I do most years, with my own ballot, with blurbs of varying lengths for wrestlers that did not appear on the final list:

1. Johnny Gargano
2. Zack Sabre, Jr.
3. Jimmy Uso
4. Jey Uso
5. Braun Strowman
6. AJ Styles
7. Cesaro
8. Sheamus

9. Tomohiro Ishii - I didn't watch as much non-WWE wrestling as I would have liked in 2017 for various reasons. I'm not going to get into them, because most are deeply personal, but because of that, the New Japan Long Beach specials were an important part of my year. Ishii wrestled three times during those two days, and each time it was basically everything I wanted out of heavyweight wrestling. He did the feats of strength. He made gallant comebacks. He showed the vulnerability needed to lubricate the stories of his matches, and he did so with the stone pit bull intensity he's famous for. I will take three matches of his over the 50 or so of a lot of other WWE guys I saw far more eligible footage of in 2017.

10. Roman Reigns
11. Chris Hero/Kassius Ohno
12. Nikki Cross
13. Pete Dunne
14. Andrade "Cien" Almas

15. Tetsuya Naito - I realize that I voted for Naito, and fairly highly, and didn't write a blurb for him. Weird. Anyway, it's amazing how much sheer charisma he can fit into a match. He's such a unique worker in the ring. No one moves like him, and yet he's almost a perfect fit with anyone he's in the ring with. I only saw two matches with him in it that were eligible and I rated him this high. Imagine if he worked a whole bunch over here...

16. Kenny Omega
17. The Miz
18. Asuka
19. Neville
20. Jeff Cobb/Matanza Cueto
21. Jonathan Gresham
22. Tommaso Ciampa
23. Big E
24. Sasha Banks
25. Nick Gage
26. Oney Lorcan
27. Becky Lynch
28. Fred Yehi
29. Rezar
30. Akam
31. Juan Francisco de Coronado

32. Juice Robinson - CJ Parker left WWE and became an honest-to-God babyface in a climate that hasn't started rewarding that until lately. He shows so much fire and vulnerability. His match with Zack Sabre, Jr. on the first night of the Long Beach shows is a must-see.

33. Charlotte Flair
34. Samoa Joe

35. Dakota Kai - She brought Team Kick to WWE in the Mae Young Classic and it was a fun, jaunty style to break out in a tournament setting. She did some cool stuff that she'll build on as her WWE career moves on.

36. AJ Gray - I was blown away by how dynamic he was in person, a guy his size moving like a cruiserweight and still hitting off those power moves. In a match with three other guys, he was the one making me watch his every move, commanding attention and making himself the focus.

37. Ember Moon

38. Veda Scott - She works hard no matter what, even if she's just doing batshit crazy garbage work in the Janela Spring Break clusterfuck. Ring of Honor doesn't know what it's missing without her.

39. Mark Andrews - Even though Pete Dunne turned in the best year of the WWE Brits, Andrews has the highest ceiling. Case in point, he definitely had the most fun matches with Dunne and perhaps may have had the most complete contests with him.

40. Razerhawk - OF all the Chikara newbs, Razerhawk was the most impressive. He'll be a fine inheritor of the "crazy high-spot guy" once Fire Ant completely phases himself out.

41. Toni Storm
42. Killian Dain

43. Willie Mack - I miss seeing the big bruiser on a regular basis, but he still kills it in Lucha Underground. All Night Long vs. Johnny Mundo is a must-see.

44. Joey Janela - For a dude who gets most of his rep from being absolutely insane, he's shown to be savvy in putting matches together. I'm not sure how many other people would've gotten that kind of entertainment out of 2017 Marty Jannetty.

45. Alexa Bliss
46. Cedric Alexander
47. Jason Jordan
48. Nia Jax
49. Akira Tozawa
50. Kofi Kingston
51. Alexander Wolfe
52. Dean Ambrose
53. Kairi Sane

54. Filthy Tom Lawlor - He's so dirty and fun in addition to working the new hotness of the faux-MMA style that he's a must watch any match he's in.

55. John Cena
56. Brock Lesnar
57. Tyler Bate
58. Rusev
59. Xavier Woods

60. MJF - The dude excels at mid-match shit talking and heeling, which made him one of the most effective newer faces on the radar.

61. Timothy Thatcher - Thatcher left America for a pretty long time last year, but his stuff at the beginning was good enough to warrant a slot on my ballot.

62. Naomi

63. Ophidian/Ourobouros - The old snake still had a ton of tricks up his sleeve. His sarcophagus match against Hallowicked was a highlight of the year for Chikara.

64. Hallowicked

65. Viper/Piper Niven - Her run in the Mae Young Classic was great because she was an effective bruiser in a tourney with a lot of spot wrestlers and smaller competitors.

66. Chad Gable

67. Hiromu Takahashi - He's weird like his running buddy Naito, but in a different way, and yet it's equally satisfying.

68. Drew Gulak

69. EVIL - EVERYTHING IS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL.

70. Dragon Lee - If a whole year's worth of matches were available and eligible, I wonder if he'd have gotten my first place vote. Sadly, he only had a couple of tags eligible and he still left that much of mark on me.

71. Everett Connors - The Justin Bieber cut-out stuff he did at Chikara was great at generating initial heat, but he had the goods behind it to have some nice matches.

72. Kazuchika Okada - Obviously, discounting his mammoth performances in Japan, I feel like I voted for him just on the strength of coaxing a decent match out of Cody Rhodes. The way Rhodes worked that main event, the fact that it was even watchable speaks volumes of Okada's abilities.

73. Race Jaxon/Logan Easton Leroux - No matter the name, Jaxon/Leroux was a reliable heat magnet in the ring with the chops to back it up.

74. Bill Goldberg - I was terrified at Goldberg getting more than like 30 seconds of ring-time, but he was a breath of fresh air both in the Royal Rumble and as an opponent for Brock Lesnar at Mania.

75. Chris Jericho
76. Sami Zayn
77. Peyton Royce
78. Kevin Owens
79. Ruby Riot/Heidi Lovelace
80. Bobby Roode

81. Ethan Page - Who cares if All Ego's heel heat is founded in the fact that he's a Sammartino worker in a Danielson world; he leaned into it and it enhanced his matches in a big way.

82. Darby Allin - He added a lot more to his game than just "recreational suicide" and started to become more well-rounded.

83. Sarah Logan - Forget "game meat;" Logan works big so well in a division full of smaller women, and she showed in a limited run why WWE scooped her up right away.

84. Abbey Laith/Kimber Lee

85. Jazzy Gabert - The best part of her game has always been projecting intimidation in the ring and with a great opponent, it makes for the best theater.

86. Mojo Rawley - Sometimes, you just want a big, dumb, fun wrestler to bound around the ring and hit people with their asses, and Rawley fit that to a tee.

87. Mia Yim - She's in an eternal blind-spot for me because SHIMMER rarely gets DVDs out anymore, so I appreciated her run in the Mae Young Classic, showing she still brings the heat.

88. Bianca Belair - Few wrestlers who rely on athleticism "get" wrestling as quickly as Belair seems to have. Her match with Kairi Sane in the Mae Young Classic was brilliant in large part because of her brash offense.

89. John Silver
90. Jay Freddie
91. Lance Lude
92. Rob Killjoy - The Beef Boys and the Ugly Ducklings are mainly on here because I enjoyed the heck out of their tag match together at the Powerbomb TV show at the Wrestle Factory. More people should book both teams.

93. Dasher Hatfield

94. The Big Show - Unlike Kane, when Show came around, it was to put his working shoes on, especially against Braun Strowman.

95. Johnny Mundo

96. Bad Luck Fale - Fale was extremely fun in those big tag matches, and he stood out in a good way, which is all that really matters.

97. Lacey Evans - Evans actually brought something fresh and unique to the Mae Young Classic and spot showings in NXT, enough to put her on my list.

98. Matt Riddle

99. Marty Jannetty - I don't know how much of his bewilderment was shoot and how much of it was playing along, but either way, he was an enjoyable foil for Janela's harebrained tribute to the Attitude Era.

100. The Invisible Man - Sure, he's not a "real" wrestler as much as he was the efforts of a bunch of wrestlers to enhance the Clusterfuck match at the Janela Spring Break, but hell, it was a great part of the best show of the year.

Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Vol. 4, Issue 6

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So, are all you REPROBATES and BELLENDS done celebrating the Super Bowl? Huh? HUH? I know Holzerman isn't, that motherfucker. He still stinks of Victory Golden Monkey and horseshit. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS DOING ALL THAT HIGHFALLUTIN' STUFF. Only rat vomit and Jeppsen's Malort for your newsmaster, HORB FLERBMINBER. That's right, I'm DRUNK ALL THE TIME, not just when some shitty football team finally stops being shitty long enough to win something. BESIDES, I'M A FAN OF THE DECATUR STALEYS. It's hard to be disappointed with a team that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANYMORE.

You know what does exist though? MY TWITTER ACCOUNT. That's right, you won't get the full HORB EXPERIENCE unless you follow me @HorbFlerbminber. When else will you be able to see me post DMs from Vader about the time he loaded ferrets into a bazooka and fired them at Mitsuharu Misawa as a rib? YOU WON'T KNOW UNLESS YOU FOLLOW ME. Also, you might want to order some old issues of the newsletter, before you hear someone talk about it for six hours on a podcast. DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE ENDLESSLY BLATHERING ON ABOUT BEFORE THEY START? Of course you do. That's why you should order these issues... oh wait, I'm being told all my old newsletter issues have been used as kindling in Eagles Super Bowl celebrations. Sorry.

Anyway, here's the news:

- go birds

- HOW THE FUCK DID HOLZERMAN SNEAK THAT FIRST ITEM IN AND WHY CAN'T I DELETE IT? Oh well.

- go birds

- Jason Jordan undergoes neck surgery. Sources are saying that WWE is going WAY too far in pushing this Jordan-as-Kurt-Angle's-son story.

- Booker T recently revealed that he was let go of his regular duties as color commentator on RAW because WWE was afraid he'd get into an altercation with Corey Graves. He followed it up by saying that he and Corey Graves were actually "dawgs," and that for real, Jason Jordan sucks.

- The Miz signed a new four-year deal with WWE. The big news here is that Miz is revealed as NOT being on permanent retainer for WWE.

- Lita was asked why she supported #TimesUp on her Royal Rumble gear, and, well, if you need to ask a woman why she's against women getting raped, you deserve to get your head smushed in a vise.

- Karl Anderson and his wife are expecting their fourth child, rubbing it in the face of everyone involved that he's had sex with his Hot Asian Wife at least four times now.

- go birds

- WWE is putting together a gigantic Latin American tournament to happen in Ch... oh wait, plans changed, Vince McMahon is just going to have tacos ordered to Titan Towers tomorrow for lunch.

- Vickie Guerrero and Sasha Banks had a tearful conversation about the former's late husband, Eddie that was caught on camera. What the footage didn't show you was Banks getting Guerrero to sign what she thought was a birthday card, but instead it was adoption papers. Now Eddie Guerrero is legally Banks' father.

- REY MYSTERIO ON NEGOTIATIONS TO RETURN TO WWE: "I want to say there's a chance, but if I don't, Vince McMahon will kill my son Dominic. Please, I don't care that you made me put custody of him on the line in a ladder match! LEAVE HIM BE!"

- go birds

- WWE dot com showed footage of Undertaker receiving pain medication in order to allow him to give the best performance possible at WrestleMania 33. Since that didn't work, officials will give him hallucinogens this year.

- WWE released a bunch of Coliseum Home Video content to The Network, complete with bad-tracking and ads with unblurred phone numbers just to make you feel at home.

- Cody Rhodes was asked on Twitter whether Vince McMahon held wrestlers back, and you won't believe the EPIC CLAPBACK Rhodes gave to this person who probably hasn't had a meaningful interaction on Twitter otherwise in three years.

- Rhodes will headline Ring of Honor's Supercard of Honor this year against Kenny Omega in a battle of Bullet Club supremacy. ROH officials teased the match by asking on Twitter what people would've thought in 1941 if Hitler and Mussolini did battle with each other, and boy, yeah, that went over like a lead balloon.

- ROH announced it would introduce a streaming service, Honor Club, that would offer unlimited access to the company's vast backlog. When asked why they decided to do it now, Sinclair representative Shadowy Figure in a Trenchcoat responded, "Look, we didn't think about this angle at first, but we realized we could get unprecedented access to people's personal information by offering them wrestling. This could be huge in our efforts to get Donald Trump re-elected in 2020."

- Bubba Ray Dudley on who should induct him into the WWE Hall of Fame: "Well, since racism is an abstract concept and not an actual person who is capable of doing things in the corporeal world, I guess I'll have to settle for Paul Heyman or the Hardy Boys."

- New Japan's latest United States special, Strong Style Evolved, will air live on AXS-TV March 25. If you don't watch it, you're a TRAITOR to strong style. And if you don't have AXS-TV? You motherfucker. You'd BETTER DEMAND your cable company to pick it up or so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD.

- Ric Flair appeared at Wing Bowl, Philadelphia's annual early-morning, bear-soaked chicken wing-eating competition that happens the Friday before the Super Bowl, and surprisingly, he was one of the least embarrassing people in attendance.

- go birds

- Tommy Dreamer will challenge Nick Aldis for the NWA World Championship at House of Hardcore in Philadelphia, marking the second time the title has been defended in an empty arena match since Billy Corgan and Dave Lagana took over promotions for the governing body.

Last week's poll results are in, and for some reason 14 percent of you thought the goddamn Chicago Bears were going to win the Super Bowl. They didn't even make the playoffs. I DIDN'T EVEN OFFER THEM AS A CHOICE. You people are out of goddamn control. This week:

Twitter Request Line, Vol. 223

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E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES
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It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman, and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag, and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers:

I'm going to let these guys handle it:



go birds

I don't know if he will, but he should. Nick Foles will get all the press, and rightfully so, but man, that win doesn't happen without Graham knocking the ball loose and almost as equally as importantly, Derek Barnett scooping it up almost immediately. The way Patriots Devil Magic goes, if Barnett doesn't pick that up right away, one of the Pats' squirrelly White wide receivers probably picks it up, and Tom Brady ends up throwing three touchdowns to Rob Gronkowski in the next 30 seconds or some shit. But still, Graham made that shit happen, and it was the ultimate vindication of a dude who was roundly mocked when he was drafted and ended up being the best defensive player from that draft outside of perhaps Ndamukong Suh, who if you believe the rumors wants to play here next year anyway. Also, he unblocked everyone on Twitter yesterday, so not only is he the GOAT defensive lineman, he's the GOAT goodwill ambassador too.

go birds

If I'm being honest, I'm still partial to Joel Embiid sonning Russell Westbrook a couple of weeks back, but objectively, the Greek Freak did jump over a whole other man. So while the former dunk benefited my team more, Antetokounmpo's dunk was probably objectively more impressive and also perhaps the best dunk in NBA history. Time will tell!

My knee-jerk reaction is John Cena, because he's almost always just in bullshit worked-shoot programs anymore, and yet the matches that come out of them end up ranging from FIRE (AJ Styles at the Rumble in '17) to passable at least (Roman Reigns at No Mercy), but has he really been around enough to be the answer to this question? The same quandary goes for Brock Lesnar, whose week-to-week build ends up being Paul Heyman cutting the same promo over and over again on his behalf to the effect of getting sick of him but then he always brings the heat. But again, he's not around enough to justify that answer. Kevin Owens has been in broadly terrible stories, but his big matches have been only good as a ceiling outside of the Chris Jericho feud, but that build was terrific. I don't know. I default to Cena and Lesnar then. Possibly Roman Reigns in years before 2017.

Foles was outed as having a large phallus, and well, the outline Finn Bálor's hog is visible and from the looks of it impressive nearly every week. Put two and two together, and you have the Massive Mule Brothers across different sporting/entertainment media.

go birds

Protected user @adamsgroove asks:
Now that the Eagles have finally won the Super Bowl, how do you really feel?
go birds

I can see both sides of this issue enough not to be adamant about it. On one hand, having Foles around showed the value of having palpable depth at the position. How many times has a franchise quarterback gone down and the guy coming in to replace him couldn't hold his clipboard? Andrew Luck giving way to Scott Tolzien and ancient Matt Hasselbeck. Aaron Rodgers giving way to Tolzien and Brett Hundley. Even though Tyrod Taylor isn't an elite quarterback, look what happened when the Bills went to Nathan Peterman. Having someone you trust like Foles is immeasurable. As much as he was underwhelming in the regular season, and how much fans at the time like myself wanted Nate Sudfeld, well, Nate Sudfeld wasn't winning the Super Bowl. It would be nice to have that insurance again next year as Carson Wentz comes back from a heinous knee injury.

That being said, keeping Foles around when the team might not need him and then letting him walk for no value at the end of next season might be a mistake when he could net a few high draft picks to a QB-needy team. The Eagles are strong all-around, but free agency looms, and even then, not all positions are too strong that they don't need shoring up. For example, what if Nigel Bradham walks? The secondary got shredded in the Super Bowl, which is problematic even if it came from a lack of pass rush. You can always use extra pass rushers. You can't count on Jason Peters staying healthy after his injury history, and offensive line is such a precarious position group because they get the most contact on each play and run the risk of injury. Halapoulivaati Vaitai rounded out and became a very good tackle, but what if he gets hurt? Who replaces him? Cheap talent through the draft is how teams stay on top, and if you can't get high in the draft by being terrible, you get there through savvy trading. Foles might be a great asset to keep around for the team, but it might end up that a seasoned backup quarterback is a luxury that an elite team trying to stay elite can't afford.

So it's a crapshoot. All I know is this though.

go birds

I don't know, man. I got a lot of work to do, and also, go birds. So uh, can you get back to me on that one?

Honestly, I can see McMahon being tone-deaf and delusional enough that she could do an episode of Undercover Boss and infiltrate the Performance Center without anyone on the premises knowing who she was. Then again, she could do that now, before Ronda Rousey makes her a ma... a mainst... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't finish that phrase with a straight face. Fuck, she really is as grandiose and blitheringly moronic as her father, isn't she? Anyway, I can see her trying to get a starring role in a WWE Films project that gets theatrical release. Start smallish and try to cast a wider net for the future.

NXT In 60 Seconds

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This place looks like a tornado trios match just hit it
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ExDragon: ostensibly show up to defend their championships
SAnitY: jump them from behind
Pier 6: ensues, won by the ex champions
Regal: Enough!  This ends tonight — in a tornado match!
SAnitY: yesssss gooood
the Era: uh, first of all, how dare you

Heavy Machinery: get a +3 this week due to their Holzerman adoption
Mossatelli: are roundly reviled
HM: win the power game
MT: show odd sudden signs of disunity
HM: lay them out after Drake catches Tino's chicanery, Compactor
Drake: Winners! 
Riddick: blows off Tino after the match
Center Stagers: D-Bry chant

John Grapples: comes out
Center Stagers: chant for him
Johnny: Hell of a month.  I was confident Philly was my night, I knew I was going to win.  I was confident, I brought my family... then I lost.  And it sucks.  But the reaction I got from you guys...
Center Stagers: That's us!  Huzzah!  Johnny Wrestling!
Johnny: I earned your respect that night and it's worth more than a championship.  I'm Gargano, Johnny Freakin' Wrestling.  I won't forget Philadelphia — or the crutch shot I got to the back, either.  I've been quiet about this since Chicago, but Tommaso Ciampa, I'm gonna...
Zelina: comes out with El Campeon de Mundo Shut up?  'Cause you lost.  AGAIN.  So you should shut up.  Ciampa had nothing to do with it, either, and this is the third time you lost to El Idolo.
Center Stagers: We want Candice!  repeat
Johnny: My favorite part was earning their respect.  My second favorite part was my better half jumping the guardrail and laying you out.
Zerina: pokes and shoves Johnny a couple times
Johnny: is highly amused, probably because he knows
Candice: comes out and shoves Zerlina down
Johnny: puts a couple of knots on Andrade's head when he tries it
Zelina: (furious atop the stage now)  You...
Center Stagers: YES! repeat
Zelina: I'm sick of you!  We've won three times, your best friend left you...
Johnny: You want me gone so bad?  Give me another shot.
Zelina: You want another shot?  Give me your NXT career!   You lose again, you get out and you stay out!
Johnny: Done.
Candice: uhhhh
Zelina and Andrade: cackle
Candice: uhhhhhh
Johnny: looks briefly concerned but is fired up by the crowd response, the Garganos take their leave

Shayna Bazler, "Earlier Today": It took me a month to become the most feared woman in NXT.  Ask Dakota, ask Aliyah, ask Ember...
Reporter: But Ember won.
Shayna: If you call that winning.  She's scared, and she should be.  I probably separated her shoulder, and if she gets in the ring with me again I'll hurt her worse.  She's not a real champion.  Quote me on that.
Ember Moon, "Later Via Twitter": Next week, Shayna.  You v. me, with the belt on the line again.
The Ghosts Of Chicago Gangsters Looking At Next Week's Date: uhhhhhhhh

Bianca BelAir: comes out to a mixed reaction
Victim: is clearly doomed
B2: Squats during a Torture Rack.  Facebuster.  Overhead powerbomb.  Are we done here?
Referee: We are.  Winner!
B2: blows the hard cam a kiss

SAnitY: come out
the Era: come out
The Great Dust In The Sky: They clubberin', Tony, they clubberin'!
Pier 6: ensues for two segs, culminating in Dain bieling Fish off the stage onto everybody else as seen above, then keeps going
Wolfe: lands a sitout bomb on Cole
KOR: breaks it up with a kick
Fish: lands an Exploder on Wolfe
Dain: saves with a senton, then Michinokus Kyle on Bobby
Some Guy: saves with a superkick, covers
E.Y.: saves with a Savage elbow
Center Stagers: NXT!  repeat
E.Y.: superkicks Cole
KOR: Axes and Smashes E.Y.
Wolfe: lands what he'd call a regular suplex on Kyle
Fish: Samoan drops Wolfe
Dain: MurderDiscusKills Fish, but misses a cannonball on Cole on the outside and goes through a table 
the Era: surround Wolfe
Wolfe: ducks so Kyle wipes out Bobby, and wins for a hot second
the Era: Nah.
ADAM COLE, BAY BAY: Superkick!
ExDragon: Total Elimination!
E.Y.: saves via kendo stick
ACBB: Superkick!
ExDragon: Sandwich kicks!
ACBB: Brainbuster on the knee!  Who thinks they can get better of the Era?  Who!?  Who dare show their face!??!
Dain: slowly recovers 
ACBB: ...perhaps I should've put a weight amendment on that statement.
Dain: puts those meesters on their keesters Wasteland!  Combination dropkick + senton!  Flying Knox!  Hairy Winged Angel!
the Era: is GORSHed
Referee: Winners!
E.Y.: kinda dead, held up by Dain
Wolfe: kinda dead, held up by Dain
Dain: yesssss gooood

Don't Look to Wrestling for Your Woke Daddies

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Ryan isn't your woke daddy, but no one in wrestling should be
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Joey Ryan is known for two things nowadays: wrestling a style completely based around his penis and speaking up on Twitter on behalf of women wrestlers. It's garnered him a checkered reputation among the wrestling community, but generally, sex positivity and sticking up for women combine to allow anyone to accept the benefit of some modicum of doubt as whether or not they're a decent person. At the very least, it's a breath of fresh air from the rotten garbage that populates the wrestling industry, like noted statutory rapist Chasyn Rance and accused domestic abuser Adam Rose, right? Well, about that...


Uh, okay. Of course, the paper-thin defense of Ryan being on the same show as these guys is that again, wrestling is full of creeps and cretins. Working on the same show as these guys isn't a principled stance most people on the indies can afford to take except Ryan has a fucking sponsorship with YouPorn. Regardless though, not only is Ryan working the same show, but it would appear he's working the same match as a guy who was fired from WWE for domestic abuse (and don't get it twisted, just because the arrest was thrown out or Rose didn't get a conviction, that doesn't mean he's innocent) and a dude who lured a 16-year-old girl across the country to get her in an altered state so he could more easily have sex with her. Again, Ryan is on a nationally televised wrestling show in Lucha Underground. He has a sponsorship. He gets select dates in Japan for bigger promotions like Dramatic Dream Team. He has enough clout to tell any promoter in America, even Vince McMahon, to pound sand.

So, if Joey Ryan really was your woke daddy, then why would he not nix that above match as soon as he found out what Rance did? I mean, a fucking Google search of Rance just by his name alone yields a link to a news article detailing his arrest as the fourth result. If you were really woke, and you had the clout that Ryan did, wouldn't you at least do due diligence on your opponents, even if you didn't know who they exactly were coming in?

Dragging Ryan for this is warranted, especially given his outspoken nature in other socially conscious issues, but at the same time, wrestling isn't exactly a business that is going to attract the wokest individuals. The industry itself emerged from carny grift, and thanks to the most powerful figure in America in said business, McMahon, it has yet to fully loose itself from those constraints. Basically, wrestling is the most capitalist enterprise one could engage in for the most meager pool of shared money that probably can't legally be called a jackpot given how paltry it is. When you're in an industry where most of the people in it only care about how much money they can make, of course you're not going to get many left-thinking individuals in it, ones who will put their desires for cash aside when their principles are attacked.

I will never attack a fan or a critic for continuing to push wrestling towards a better direction from the outside, because that is what I continually aim to do with TWB and my presence on Twitter. One cannot stop trying to make their lives and the spaces in which they habitate better, safer, more inclusive. However, that desire must come with cautious expectation for what the people inside those spaces might think. To say that one cannot look for woke daddies in a business where wokeness will be sold out for money is not defeatist or complacent, but pragmatic. Sometimes, you just have to take the attitude that you and the people you trust have to take what you're all trying to change into a better place, dragging it by its ear kicking and screaming. Hell, you already did start. The promotion in question removed Rance at least from the show after immense pressure.

You have more of a proclivity to use the power you wield than most of the self-styled "woke daddies" in wrestling. Perhaps, expecting that most wrestlers might not be trustworthy is the way to go. That way, when someone who seems refreshing comes along, you don't have to be too devastated when they turn out to be opportunistic. And hey, if someone comes along who is the real deal, then it's a bonus. I'm not sure anyone in the latter category has come along yet. I'm still waiting for the time when Chuck Taylor or Zack Sabre, Jr. or Sami Zayn get a visit from Milkshake Duck like a proverbial Sword of Damocles, but hey, I'll take what I can get.

The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings for February 12, 2018

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THE MAN, THE MYTH, LEGEND
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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Jason Kelce (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Kelce got dressed up like a mummer, drunk as a skunk, and made the most epic victory speech of all-time. It was such a fuckin' awesome wrestling promo that he should go down to the Performance Center to teach them after his football days are over. If he ever has to buy a drink in Philly, everyone in this city will have failed at life.

2. Asuka (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Sasha Banks and Bayley are great wrestlers, but really, they're not competition for Asuka. When's she gonna get someone on her level, like a literal rhinoceros? Nah, even that would be unfair, for the rhino.

3. Mirai Nagasu (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The figure skater was the first American to hit a triple axel, and it was THE thing that the Olympics needed after that shitshow of an opening ceremony. To be fair, the ceremony itself was fine, especially for the shirtless Tongan who wore what he'd wear on a Sunday afternoon on atoll in his homeland to a place with negative degree wind chill. Everyone lost their shit over Mike Pence and Kim Yo-jong watching them from their seats. Look, I don't care about which homicidal world leader you stan for, I really don't. Throw out every world leader and live in communal peace with shared wealth for all I care. But Nagasu hitting that move on the ice? Yeah, that's the stuff.

4. Braun Strowman (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Honestly, I'd like to think he meant to get eliminated from the fray so that Elias could walk with the last Elimination Chamber entry. He's shown he's got his feeling side, whether complimenting the man whose cake he ate to his almost warm relationship with Alexa Bliss. Besides, what fun would it be for THE MONSTER AMONG MEN to get the best slot? Braun doesn't want to be fed, BRAUN WANTS TO HUNT.

5. Celeste Bonin (Last Week: Not Ranked) - The former Kaitlyn has finally returned to wrestling, defeating Rachel Ellering in her comeback to the ring. Now I can rank her on the poll for reasons other than thirst. Joy!

6. Joel Embiid (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Perhaps the Sixers were injected with the life of an Eagles Super Bowl, because the team hasn't lost yet so far. Or perhaps the converse is true, the Eagles won the Super Bowl because Embiid was in attendance and gave the team his gamma rays of radiance. Either way, I don't think it's mere coincidence.

7. MGMT (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Honestly, I didn't know they made new albums after the ubiquitous Oracular Spectacular in 2007, but they have! They released a new album Friday, Little Ice Age, and while it doesn't have the sort of fire earworms that get radio play like "Kids" or "Time to Pretend," it's very good! Check it out on whatever music service you use nowadays.

8. Tres Leches Cake (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - Amanda (*extremely Borat voice* MY WIFE) went to get Puerto Rican food for lunch and wanted a piece of tres leches cake for lunch. The restaurant was out. So what did she do? She came home and baked one herself. I razzed her a bit, but honestly, I might have done the same if I had the same initiative.

9. LeBron James (Last Week: Not Ranked) - I usually don't do two non-wrestling entries from the same sport, but for real, King James hit a buzzer-beater to snap a cold snap in overtime on Wednesday, then spearheaded an unprecedented clearing of house in which his Cavaliers got revamped, and then Sunday led the new-look Cavs to a thumping of the Boston Celtics by 30 points on a day when the Cs were retiring Paul Pierce's number. If that's not the perfect combo of dominant and petty, I don't know what is.

10. Oney Lorcan (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Last week felt like a fever dream, but I'm happy to report that Oney Lorcan is back and once again here for porkin'.

The Guy Can Be Funny Sometimes

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GET THESE HANDS... ON THIS BASS
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Jim Cornette is a yutz. I can't stress this enough. However, he was a manager during the Jim Crockett Promotions days and booked Smoky Mountain Wrestling, so people pay attention to him when he says the Lucha Underground Temple should be nuked with every worker and fan inside or when he threatens someone for daring to sell for a child. The line "funny don't equal money" is a popular mantra in that comedy acts don't draw. Laughs are for breaks in the action, but the real drama comes with super serious, personal issue-driven feuds, and if you're a top guy, you can't partake in comedic endeavors lest you be labeled a geek.

Of course, "funny don't equal money" is patently false. It's not to say comedies outpace action movies or prestige dramas in terms of overall drawing power, but who said that those genres don't mix? The Marvel Cinematic Universe is a virtual mint, and every single movie has jokes in it. Thor: Ragnarok wasn't a comedy, but it had enough jokes that it could've been one. It made nearly five times its budget back. Sure, not every successful action movie has jokes, and not every prestige drama has comic relief. But laughs aren't a preclusion to doing either one, and in fact laughs might be necessary at times.

Wrestling is more akin to scripted drama than it is sports, although it's like both enough that it's its own beast. That being said, similar rules apply to wrestling that do to movies and television. Not only is comedy valid, but it's necessary for the flow of an entire show, especially if you're talking about WWE's 400-hour or so yearly slog. That comedy could be injected in one of two ways, through dedicated comedic characters or through moments of comic relief. Last night on RAW was a brilliant example of the latter.

Braun Strowman coming out to answer Elias for his misdeeds on last week's show with a ridiculously oversized standup bass and setting it up as a prop for a vicious yet whimsical beatdown at the end of the segment was totally in line with the integrity of his character. It was also hilarious. The two were not mutually exclusive. People, by and large, probably won't think any less of Strowman in the coming weeks when he reverts back to something more primal.

So, what are the positives for Strowman basically reenacting an old Looney Tunes cartoon with Elias? He becomes more relateable, more human. Should a monster wrestler have such a point of empathy with the common fan when he's larger than life? Well, if you want him to be cheered, you do. Said empathy will not make his feats of strength less impressive. No single character is monolithic enough, nor is any single fan obtuse enough that they view wrestlers in such a way. All people contain multitudes, but the more multitudes that a wrestler has that connect with an audience, then the better they'll resonate with them.

Strowman started out as a mindless machine of destruction, and he took to audiences in a big way. Because of that, his role within the company would grow, and with that growth, he would have to evolve. Adding in a human element, a funny element, is key to that evolution, which is why segments like last night's upright bass assault worked. It's why the phrase "funny don't equal money" is utter, utter bullshit, and why people like Jim Cornette don't deserve the constant place in pro wrestling discourse and influence that they seem to have.

If wrestling is a variety show and its goal is to put smiles on faces, then laughs are a crucial element to the programming, especially if it's a WWE narrative that puts out so much content in a given week, let alone year. Grimdark bullshit without any levity exerts so much pressure on an audience that it can be too much. Whether it's a dedicated wrestler for comedy like Santino Marella or someone else, you need to keep it light at times, especially if it's a wrestler who is a candidate to be considered "The Guy" like Strowman or even Roman Reigns.

No Ethical Consumption in Capitalism: The Wrestling Streaming Debacle

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Imagine throwing away all your goodwill over this schmuck, and yet...
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So, Michael Elgin was found to be badmouthing and harassing a victim of sexual assault from one of his students three months ago, give or take a couple of days. Indie wrestling companies in America lined up to vociferously denounce him and cancel his bookings, even though he still kept working for New Japan Pro Wrestling. Then again, Bushiroad's response to allegations of domestic abuse against Tomoaki Honma was non-existent, so why would it punish Elgin? Anyway, AAW's response to the allegations, that the promotion would not book him until things blew over, essentially, seemed to portend that Elgin would be back on the scene sooner rather than later. And well, if you had money on "sooner," you'd be correct.

IWA Mid-South decided the time to bring Elgin back was right now, and it's not surprising that Ian Rotten's promotion was the one to pull the trigger since he and his wife are accused to be behind the infamous Tumblr account shaming Sean Orleans' victim that Dave Meltzer cited in his most intrepid piece of journalism ever. Obviously, Rotten was waiting for any excuse to bring Elgin back, but given how many times he's had to shutter and reopen IWA-MS, he's not exactly known for his good judgment. Of course, if he had exercised good judgment, he'd not have operated a victim-shaming Tumblr and he never would've brought Elgin back, but I mean, you knew that already, right? Once again though, pro wrestling is a purely capitalistic enterprise for the most meager amount of money possible, so if Rotten could find an avenue to get revenue by catering to men's rights activists, rape disbelievers, and Elgin fans who don't care about sexual assault, he's going to do it because he has no scruples.

The only language that people like that understand is monetary. Rotten would have to lose money, a lot of money, to consider dropping Elgin. In the modern landscape of indie wrestling, this pressure could have been exerted from a single point — the partner streaming service, in this case Powerbomb TV. At least one person from inside the company, Adam Lash, was publicly vocal in applying said pressure. What good did that do? Well, today, the service announced it would be firing him. It turns out the commitment to "hands-off non-interference" from the service to its partner promotions was more important than allowing the reintroduction of a rape apologist at best (and a rapist at worst, if you remember back to the Kevin Steen Show appearance Elgin made where he detailed a watersports-related sexual assault).

So, now Powerbomb TV is complicit and shown to be just another capitalist enterprise with no spine. The problem is that wrestling is full of them. Want to give your PBTV money to New Japan World? New Japan unapologetically booked Elgin regardless of accusation. WWE Network supports a family that has members in the Donald Trump cabinet, and has defended and housed abusers and rapists in its history. Think WWE is woke for firing Enzo Amore in the wake of his rape accusations? That's cute, because Vince McMahon has accusations on his ledger himself, let alone his eager protection of Jimmy Snuka, who allegedly murdered his mistress Nancy Argentino and did no time on it thanks to McMahon's meddling. Any wrestling streaming service has blood on its hands, because without question, people in charge in wrestling have done bad things.

So, how does one enjoy wrestling when it's filled with so many people? If you pirate wrestling, you stick it to the shitty promoters, but how do you compensate the labor, who may get a minuscule share of the kitty, but still get a piece of it. If you want to PayPal or otherwise send money directly or buy merch from wrestlers, how do you know the ones you're supporting financially are good people and not seeming shitbags like Elgin who just haven't been outed yet? How do you make your stand but still enjoy wrestling?

The answer is that I have no answer other than that you keep the pressure on the shitty people to stop being shitty. It doesn't work all the time of course, because you're oftentimes going up against monolithically powerful entities, whether it be money like WWE or acute stubbornness like with Rotten (because lord knows IWA-MS hasn't made the money in 22 years that WWE makes in 22 minutes of ad revenue), but that doesn't mean you stop doing the right thing. How do you keep the pressure up though? Do you boycott? Do you pirate? Do you protest and organize on social media? That's up to you.

But anyone looking for solace and progressive attitudes in any capitalist enterprise, you're going to be looking for awhile. I'm disappointed by Powerbomb TV's actions, but I'm not surprised. The phrase "there's no ethical consumption under capitalism" is true, and it encompasses every industry, not just wrestling, but extremely including wrestling. Buy what you want to buy, but don't for a second believe that anything you purchase makes you morally superior to anyone else.

Pro Wrestling SKOOPZ on The Wrestling Blog: Vol. 4, Issue 7

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ROUSEY NEWS!
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Today is the most important day of the week. Why? Valentine's Day? NO, that's just a day invented by WWE to honor Greg The Hammer. Ash Wednesday? Pfft, Jesus Christ was a mark. No, it's HORB NEWSLETTER DAY. That's right, PRO WRESTLING SKOOPZ is back with your man HORB FLERBMINBER bringing you the high heat on takes and all the fresh news. Who has the better handle on news? Not Bruce Mitchell, that's for damn sure. HE SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME ON REDDIT BEING SHOCKED AT KENNY OMEGA'S SEXUALITY.

You can just read the newsletter, but why would you just want to read the newsletter? That'd be like going to a Brazilian steakhouse and not wanting to fuck the meat. IT FEELS GOOD AGAINST YOUR GENITALS. You should want to get the FULL HORB EXPERIENCE. First, follow me @HorbFlerbminber on Twitter. If you don't follow me on Twitter, how will you know when news breaks? Hell, how will you know when wind breaks at Titan Towers? VINCE MCMAHON FUCKIN LOVES BEANS. You can also get some prior issues of the newsletter. Do you want to read the straight dope and not have to sift through six hours of podcast to get it? THEN ORDER OLD NEWSLETTERS, especially these issues:
  • A little bit of Monica in my life
  • A little bit of Erica by my side
  • A little bit of Rita is all I need
  • A little bit of Tina is what I see
  • A little bit of Sandra in the sun
  • A little bit of Mary all night long
  • A little bit of Jessica here I am
  • A little bit of you makes me your man
And now, the news!

- Ronda Rousey will officially sign her WWE contract at Elimination Chamber if she can just take her finger away from pointing at the WrestleMania sign for one goddamn second.

- RAW filled the final slot in its Elimination Chamber match with two wrestlers. As a response, Smackdown made its WWE Championship match a mandatory open challenge to the entire roster, living or dead, except for Rusev.

- Ivory was the latest inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame announced. However, ESPN, who was given the news to "break," accidentally posted a picture of Bull Buchanan instead.

- Jason Jordan will miss WrestleMania thanks to a neck injury, further solidifying his status as an emerging heel on RAW by not working hurt.

- KOTA IBUSHI AND KENNY OMEGA HAVE REFORMED THE GOLDEN LOVERS, BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? I asked Reddit, and holy shit, I immediately regretted it.

- Buddy Murphy will debut in the tournament to crown a new Cruiserweight Champion on 205 Live. Sources say the spot was originally slated to go to Lio Rush, but it was reconsidered when Rush tweeted "Man, so happy to get the opportunity to be on 205 Live so I can show Triple H he's a real piece of shit by keeping me on the bench so long."

- Tenille Dashwood, formerly known as Emma, was announced to compete in the Women of Honor Championship tournament. Upon hearing the news, Lio Rush tweeted "Fuck ROH, only hiring Emma as a way to get back at me for leaving."

- Powerbomb TV fired co-founder Adam Lash when he publicly showed opposition to the platform airing live Michael Elgin's return to IWA Mid-South. Just in case you thought anything you spent money on wrestling wouldn't make you feel like shit...

- Jeff Hardy sat behind the University of North Carolina men's basketball team bench Monday night INSTEAD OF WATCHING RAW FOR HIS BROTHER'S STUNNING PERFORMANCES. WAY TO SUPPORT THE COMPANY, BROTHER NERO.

- Jeff Jarrett was briefly rumored as a candidate for the WWE Hall of Fame when Vince McMahon accidentally gave the designated fake news designed to smoke out leaks to everyone in the know, not just the suspected leak.

- Mojo Rawley indicated that Rob Gronkowski is not a question of if but when he would join WWE. However, this was before Vince McMahon was finally informed of the Super Bowl score and revoked his interest.

Last week's poll results are in, and a whopping 110 percent of you would like to see Kenny Omega and Kota Ibushi reform. That's mathematically impossible. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING. Anyway, this week's poll:

I said poll, not POLE. Wait, did I already do this gag? Ah, I don't fuckin' care. Fuck you.

Twitter Request Line, Vol. 224

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It's Twitter Request Line time, everyone! I take to Twitter to get questions about issues in wrestling, past and present, and answer them on here because 140 characters can't restrain me, fool! If you don't know already, follow me @tholzerman, and wait for the call on Wednesday to ask your questions. Hash-tag your questions #TweetBag, and look for the bag to drop Thursday afternoon (most of the time). Without further ado, here are your questions and my answers:

For those who don't know, FMK is the "fuck, marry, kill" game, usually played with three people. It's crude, but it relays certain desires. It's way less problematic when done with food, unless you're one of those kinky mfers who likes foodplay in the bedroom. Note, I am not here to fuck the pizza. In this case, the "fuck" is for pizza I'd enjoy on a fling or once in awhile, "marry" is the pizza that I default to all the time, and "kill" is the pizza I'd throw into the trash.

FUCK - Chicago pizza: I maintain that pizza is a crust of varying thickness with toppings, and Chicago-style isn't so much a pizza as it is a pot-pie or a casserole. Contrary to popular belief, it's not a bad thing; it's just not what I'd call pizza. Pot-pies and casseroles, however, are delicious when done right, and I would not be one to pass up a Chicago-style "slice."

MARRY - New York pizza: C'mon. C'MON.

KILL - St. Louis pizza: I've never had this, but apparently, its closest cousin is a cracker with ketchup on it from what I know? What has St. Louis ever given to the world outside of an arch and a fuck-ass baseball team? Toasted ravioli? I admit that's cool, but man. MAN. Leave the pizza (or the casserole) to the professionals.

It's the same as my post-Enzo Amore firing 205 Live, and that's Drew Gulak. Granted, this whole "return to the Cruiserweight Classic" oeuvre is hot hot HOT, and Cedric Alexander vs. Mustafa Ali from three weeks ago was the best WWE match of the year so far that didn't involve Andrade "Cien" Almas during Royal Rumble weekend. That being said, Gulak's character has been such a delight. I don't know how it plays out now since he's really only been featured on one episode since Amore got fired. The disgraced former Champion was an incredible canvas for Gulak to play off. However, Gulak is talented enough that I'm interested to see where he'll take it now that Amore has been rightfully removed from WWE.

The one I never need to hear again is what Dave Meltzer thinks about anything. Honestly, Meltzer should've dropped off the face of the earth when he and Jim Ross pretty much said "Bitches, amirite?" in response to the domestic abuse allegations against Tomoaki Honma. But all the cacophony around his opinions on matches when he's just one dude who doesn't even watch as much wrestling as many other valid and intelligent critics do (because he's gotta watch MMA, which he swears is just like wrestling) is annoying as shit. Given the fact that he's kind of a racist and a misogynist on top of his opinions being based off insanely labyrinthine reasoning, I wish that everyone would put him in timeout and start making an accord on their own.

Discussions that don't get old are a lot harder to come by, since I tend to get sick of anything if it's mashed into the ground. I don't know, maybe I'm getting to old for this shit. I love a lot about wrestling, but if I spend too much time talking about it, I might grow not to like it, so I stay transient. It's a defense mechanism.

1. Brandon Graham strip-sacking Tom Brady and Derek Barnett making the recovery: You know the phrase "Don't count out Touchdown Tom?" It was created as a larf by Jon Bois, but it's honestly true given how many times Brady has brought the Patriots back from a deficit. If Graham and Barnett don't force that turnover, who knows what Brady would've done on that drive. It won the Super Bowl.

2. The Philly Special: Fuck to Mike Pereira for bringing up that it was an "illegal formation." It was the coolest offensive play in Eagles history, and possibly the most important, and y'know what? The refs said Alshon Jeffery was on the line. Fuck 'im.

3. Jake Elliot's 61 yard field goal: That first Giants came came at a point in the season before anyone had a sense of the Eagles being as good as they were, and man, Odell Beckham, Jr. and Eli Manning carved up the Eagles defense pretty good late. It was another one of those situations where a name QB was about to complete a comeback. Every Eagles fan had been down that road before. Then, the rookie kicker from Memphis set a franchise record and changed the tone of a season.

4. Carson Wentz emerging from the pile against Washington on Monday Night Football: Wentz didn't finish the season, but he was the reason the Eagles got to where they got was because of him. The play that stands out most came when people still thought the Eagles grip on the division wasn't as ironclad as it turned out to be. Washington still looked frisky, and it looked like its defense had Wentz dead to rights, stopping a drive cold and getting a chance to come back. Then Wentz emerged from the mass of defenders and scrambled for a first down on an eventual touchdown drive.

5. Jason Kelce's speech: That was the catharsis of a lifetime of perceived disrespect, and fuck anyone who says he was out of line. Like he said, no one likes Philly, and folks in Philly don't care, or at least shouldn't care.

1. Kota Ibushi and Kenny Omega: Wrestling is so gay, so the best couple should give off gay vibes, right? Ibushi and Omega have built such a history over their careers, culminating in a reunion that rent the fucking Bullet Club asunder. When the Golden Lovers reunited, it warranted confetti, and people shook just looking at still photography.

2. Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth: I don't rank them number one because their real life relationship was problematic as shit, and the fact that a lot of the payoff to their on-camera relationship was after she had decided she had enough of his shit. But it was the thing that sealed me as a wrestling fan, and fiction can be beautiful divorced from real life.

3. The Miz and Maryse: Their on-screen relationship began when WWE did an angle where Maryse shot down her real life boyfriend because Vince McMahon hates happiness, but man, when they resumed upon her return to the company last year, it was the perfect nexus of good looks and arrogance. And yet, Miz and Maryse still used their infinite capacity to get people to hate them to, in some way, show how much they deeply cared for each other, even if it was to spite either their opponents or the fans who hated them.

4. Eddie Guerrero and Chyna: It's hard to think of really good wrestling relationships that aren't abusive and one-sided. Guerrero and Chyna as a couple were adorable even if they didn't have to subvert all the tropes to do it.

5. Johnny Gargano and Candice LeRae: If either one of them turn on each other, I will cease believing in love.

Honestly, it's easy to envision King James coming to Philly, even if the likelihood doesn't feel all that high. James wants to win titles, like any player of his caliber, and the Sixers have players that would surround him to make it easy for him. I could imagine a Joel Embiid/Ben Simmons/Dario Saric party heading to woo James to come to Philly. Meanwhile, the Lakers sending LaVar Ball as part of its courtship fellowship might turn James off, and no one else really blows him away. Does Houston have the cap space to lure him? Would James really want to go to Golden State and potentially play third banana to two former MVPs in Steph Curry and Kevin Durant? I mean, the answer to both of those questions could be yes, but it's also not hard to envision a scenario where King James wants his last titles to come playing with an exciting young team of budding superstars where he'll be the biggest name player but won't have to do the biggest-name-player levels of work to do it.

NXT In 60 Seconds

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Pete Dunne: comes out to a massive ovation You know how this ends.  And you're really going to try it?
Roderick Strong: also comes out to a strong pop Try it?  This is the time I succeed at it.
Both: grapple the other to a stalemate, go for their finisher and fail at it

Pete: gets the advantage with joint manipulation, and is his wont, stomps the hand into the steps
Roddy: Well, that sucked!  I'm not eating that twice.  counters another try at it and capture backbreakers Pete into the top part of the steps Good.  Pumphandle backbreaker! Pendulum backbreaker!  Set up in the corner!
Pete: No thanks, mate.  hits the injured hand to fend him off then tosses him outside to land a diving stomp to the bad arm And now, for my preordained
Roddy: enzuiguiris him on the apron twice, then gutbusters him into the apron
Mauro: That's the hardest part of the ring!
Everybody: drinks
Pete: to kick off segment the third, CRACKS Roddy's skull with an enzuigiri
Roddy: Pfft.  I don't need brain cells.  Rolling elbow!
Pete: Yo soy Pete Dunne, y yo tengo cero miedo!  snaps Roddy's arm, follows up with a sitout powerbomb
Referee: Kickout!
Pete: Shot off the top?
Roddy: More like dropkick in the face!  Capture backbreaker!
Pete: Oh, we're going to fight?  We're going to fight, let's do this: half and half suplex!  Basement enzuigiri! 
Referee: Kickout!  
Roddy: Avalanche Angle Slam!
Everybody: oh shit
Pete: oh shit
Referee: ...kickout!
Roddy: Oh, shit, not aga... leaping knee!  Corner knee!  Cloud IX!
Referee: Kickout!
Roddy: shit shit shit shit
Pete: X-Plex!
Referee: Kickout!
Roddy: Tiger Bomb! StrongHold!  Finally!  Oh, just tap out FFS MY HAND FUCKING SHIT YOU FUCKER
Pete: Did I just break some of his fingers?  Perhaps.  Do I care?  Nah.  kick in the face, Bitter End Count.
Referee: doesWinner!

Velveteen Dream: Simply put for you mortals?  Jose has no chance to beat me next week.  And if Tyler Bate is looking for people to grapple with, I will provide him with an Experience like none other, since that's why I'm here, after all.  Dream over.

Aleister Black: This path has always led one way, to the devil on my back driving me: the NXT Championship.  I want to possess...
Killian Dain: The devil isn't on your back, I am.  And I won't stop until the NXT Championship is in my hands.  If you have a problem with that, then your path will be stopped by chaos.
Black: You crossed me.  Now you must fade to black.
KD: nods, smiles, leaves

TM61: show up
Victims: don't even get a chyron and are thus clearly doomed
TM61: splut splat gorsh Thunder Valley
Referee: Winners!
TM61: Oi oi oi!

Shayna Baszler: comes a la Goldberg to jeers
Ember Moon: comes out with kinesio tape on her left arm, noted by the announce
Both: smack talk each other during the intros
Ember: lands a single leg dropkick at the bell, whomps Baszler a few times, then topes Shayna into the announce table and messes up her arm even worse by landing into it herself
Shayna: goes after the arm, quelle surprise, and in short order tries to hyperextend it through the barrier on the outside
Kairi Sane: Somebody didn't pay attention to the picture and caption, did you?! lays out Shayna, then checks on Ember
Shayna: tries it
Kairi: Try this SPEAR!
Shayna: tries it, eats it, doesn't like it and ends up retreating back up to the stage
Kairi: flashes The Elbow and points at Shayna, then checks on Ember and this time helps her up

Jeff Jarrett's Grave Has Been Dug Up

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About 18 months ago or so, I received a TweetBag question about what would entail a "burial at sea" in wrestling, a burial so heinous that it could not be undone. The example I used was of Jeff Jarrett, who twice carnied the shit out of Vince McMahon to the point where the chairman of WWE called him a "Goonie" on the simulcast of RAW and the final episode of Monday Nitro. Jarrett jumped ship in 1995 while under contract, and somehow because of the climate, he was allowed back. He was going to jump ship again, but he had to drop the Intercontinental Championship to Chyna first, and well, he didn't wanna drop the title to a dang woman without some more money up front. McMahon told him to pound sand and was so offended that everyone assumed Jarrett was going to WWE what Uncle Ben Parker was to comics, the only person who'd stay dead. Anyway, burial at sea, this is what I wrote about it way back in July of 2015:

A burial is so bad in wrestling that no other term could do the act justice than one that correlates with death. But with a burial on land, you can still visit the gravesite. Even unmarked graves rarely change position; you just need to know where you buried the body. Most land burials still have markers on them. You can visit the deceased, and hey, if the zombie apocalypse comes, it can still rise up from its grave. Wrestling has a certain magic to it.

But a burial at sea? You just toss the body out into the water, and the waves and currents take it from there. You have no idea where the body will land, or if it will even rest on the ocean floor before either being rent asunder by aquatic scavengers. So in wrestling, a burial at sea is a burial so bad, so grotesque, so damaging that the person can never show his or her face in that territory or promotion again. For example, Sammy Guevara was buried on his way out of Inspire Pro Wrestling, but he could have and has returned. He's risen from his grave, because again, wrestling is magic. But it's not magic enough that it would ever allow Jeff Jarrett to step foot in a WWE ring while Vince McMahon still draws breath. That "G-Double O-Double N-Double E" speech on the final Nitro simulcast? That was a burial at sea, my friend. Sure, Jarrett may have had a career on his own outside WWE, but in terms of Titan Sports, Jeff Jarrett doesn't exist anymore, and no one knows where the body is, because quite frankly, no one there even cares where it dropped.
As it turns out, I was wrong, dead wrong. Maybe the writing was on the wall when Jarrett went to WWE-sponsored rehab for his alcoholism, but that's all just McMahon wanting good press. As his daughter so nimbly quoted Biz Stone, philanthropy grows brands. But then the big bomb dropped today on Twitter:

Jarrett committed the first cardinal sin against McMahon in that you don't try to out-carny a carny. You could murder your girlfriend in cold blood in an Allentown motel room, and McMahon would protect you if you didn't cost him any money. You could commit double-murder before hanging yourself, and McMahon would only banish you if he thought you were toxic to his brand. You could out yourself as an unrepentant racist on a sex tape that was leaked to the public, and as long as enough time passed for the right people to do PR on you, you could end up back in his good graces. But holding McMahon up for extra money, $300K at that, to do what you were supposed to be contracted to do and then go and start potential competition to you? Man, that bridge was thought to be nuked.

And yet, Jarrett is going to be celebrated at the biggest lovey-dovey festival of nostalgia that WWE holds every year, narrowly edging out whatever episode of RAW where a legend comes back to take a steaming dump on a current superstar. No beef stays unsquashed in wrestling, and the reason is money. McMahon thinks Jarrett's induction in the Hall can make him money, which is the only reason he does business with anyone. I'm not sure what new money Jarrett can make McMahon. Is the hardcore TNA fan going to come over to WWE if the wither and atrophy of that company hasn't done so already? If so, how many of those hardcore TNA fans (think, posters of the former Mecca) are even left to gain? Maybe he is somewhat sentimental in his old age, or maybe Paul Levesque just wants to thank the founder of his talent pipeline for NXT. I have no idea.

Still, it's the idea that Jarrett could be brought back that points to why arguments that wrestling is not an art right now are valid. If you can be perceived as a draw, then you will get a booking. It doesn't matter how much of a lowlife you are, how toxic you could seem. Look at Michael Elgin; not only was he welcomed back with open arms by Ian Rotten and IWA Mid-South, but Pro Wrestling REVOLVER and AAW booked him on the sly too. The former is promoted by accused domestic abuser Sami Callihan, and the latter claimed to have booked him because he was given such a "rousing ovation" by 200 people (ha!) at IWA-MS and because it pretty much "had to" because he was responsible for bringing Tetsuya Naito over on tour. The AAW crowd took a fat, steaming dump on Elgin when he came out, so now he won't be booked again there, at least for a few months.

Basically, no one has any reason to do anything but money, which makes wrestling at times no better a medium than advertising. Sure, a commercial can entertain you, but it cannot exist without the product it is trying to get you to consume. Other artistic media do have profit motivations, and yes, they harbor and promote peoples within them who have done or said awful things. Roman Polanski still being a viable filmmaker points to how scuzzy the movie business can be. However, people make films to win awards or to be lauded with praise. You can do an arthouse film for no money that makes no money and still be considered a filmmaker. If you set up a ring in your backyard and do shows for free with your friends, you get derided at least and at worst, scumbags like TJ Marconi invite you to wrestling shows so he can shoot on you and show you how big and bad the real wrestlers are. You're nothing if you can't prove potential to make someone money. The only ones who work for free are the newbies who are expected to do so to pay dues, and even then, they're doing so at the financial benefit of their ethically lax promoter.

So that's how burials at sea can never exist in wrestling. Everyone is trying to make a buck, and if someone with more pull in the business thinks you can make them one more penny over what they've already been making, well, you'll get at least a cursory phone call. Jeff Jarrett getting into the WWE Hall of Fame is proof positive of that maxim. Anyone can be dug up from their graves. Anyone can go do business with anyone else, no matter how much heat they've generated in the past.

And before you say anything, CM Punk is not buried at sea, because if he expressed interest to go back to WWE, both Levesque and especially McMahon would field that phone call in a heartbeat. That situation, hoo boy, that won't be resolved because of Punk, and honestly, the fact that so much power rests with the laborer and not the capital is actually refreshing.

The Wrestling Blog's OFFICIAL Best in the World Rankings for February 19, 2018

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Welcome to a feature I like to call "Best in the World" rankings. They're not traditional power rankings per se, but they're rankings to see who is really the best in the world, a term bandied about like it's bottled water or something else really common. They're rankings decided by me, and don't you dare call them arbitrary lest I smack the taste out of your mouth. Without further ado, here's this week's list:

1. Braun Strowman (Last Week: 4) - Look, how could I not put Strowman first. The goddamn cello puts him in the running for greatest RAW segment of all-time. Seriously.

2. Joel Embiid (Last Week: 6) - Embiid played in his first all-star game last night and continued the process along of adopting Russell Westbrook, first by hitting a RAINBOW of a three pointer over him from WAY downtown and then chasing him down and blocking him at the other end. Lord help the Oklahoma City Thunder if they're on the other end of the Sixers' first (or any subsequent) trip to the NBA Finals.

3. Chloe Kim (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Not only did she take home the gold in snowboarding at the Winter Olympics, she did so while tweeting during the competition. If you think that's not cool as hell, you're too goddamn old.

4. Brian Cage (Last Week: Not Ranked) - It's not every day that your girlfriend and mother of your child goes on Twitter and calls your penis yummy, but hey, Cage got that treatment from Melissa Santos yesterday. For all the bullshit drama that can go on on Twitter, sometimes, it's just too beautiful for words.

5. Porterhouse Steak (Last Week: Not Ranked)OFFICIAL HOLZERMAN HUNGERS SPONSORED ENTRY - This is my go-to steakhouse order because you get the tenderness of the filet and the flavor of the New York strip. Seriously, why fuck with anything else?

6. Asuka (Last Week: Not Ranked) - On one hand, you could say since she wasn't on RAW that no one was key enough to put her on the show, but on the other, Nia Jax came out and beat the shit out of two people she's not currently entangled with just to send Asuka a message. I'd say that's pretty much having your presence felt.

7. Chris Long (Last Week: Not Ranked) - After conservative shitbag talking head Laura Ingraham said LeBron James should stick to sports after he called out the Cheeto-in-Chief's lack of response to the latest school shooting, Long went on a Twitter thread of all the right-wing celebrities Fox News has had on. But hey, I'm sure Roger Alies' legacy of sexual harassment and turning this nation's grandparents against their kids has good reason to get financial news from... Brodus Clay? Or nuance on the Middle East from... uh, Gene Simmons?

8. Michael B. Jordan (Last Week: Not Ranked) - Black Panther came out over the weekend to big box office numbers and critical successes. While Jordan played the movie's antagonist, Killmonger, he still came out of the weekend as the real winner because no one could stop talking about how goddamn attractive he was. Also, apparently, Killmonger turns out to be a Magneto-style "HE WAS RIGHT" villain. I haven't seen it yet, so I don't know if his character survives. If not, well, Creed II was also announced over the weekend, which means he'll reprise his titular character with a chance to avenge the death of his father (kinda) by facing off against the son of the man what killed him. Not a bad weekend at all for the least weird person with the combo Michael and Jordan first and last names.

9. Mark Henry (Last Week: Not Ranked) - So many people memed their reactions to seeing Black Panther as before/after with the after being something extremely Africanized and possibly problematic. However, Henry has the bona fides and he showed them off after he saw the movie that swept the nation, and folks, it worked because he lived it.

10. Oney Lorcan (Last Week: 10) - Do you know the Lorcan Man, the Lorcan Man, the Lorcan Man, who lives right off of Porkin' Lane.
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