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| Cue the Jeffersons' theme Photo Credit: WWE.com |
Cezar Bononi: Hey! It's Cien again! Maybe I can
Zelina Vega: DESTROY HIM!
Andrade Almas: Way ahead of you. Let me just set up the knees and
Zelina: WHAT PART OF DESTROY FAILED TO RESONATE WITH YOU
Cien: Right. Hammerlock DDT!
Referee: Winner!
Master Regal: If Misters Cole, Fish and O'Reilly wish to join us here in Full Sail, they are more than welcome to. But they'll do so under contract within the confines of the ring; the days of these sneak attacks are through.
Velveteen Dream: Yes, I am still on this program. I will be so again very soon.
Three Red Shirts: eep
Lars Sullivan: splut splat GORSH
Referee: Winner!
No Way Jose: Nice. Let's see how well you can fight me without jumping me from behind!
Lars: Excellently, actually beats the crap out of Jose like the three schmoes before him, leaves
Jose: (blood curdling in his mouth) OW
Johnny Gargano, "Earlier This Week": Brooklyn was magical. You don't often get moments like that, and...
Some Reporter: What about Zelina throwing in the DIY shirt? Did she...
John Wrestles: I cost myself the match by losing focus. It'll never happen again.
Tino Sabotelli and Riddick Moss: LOL Gargano. Maybe you should just get another tag partner.
J.W.: Maybe one of you can face me next week.
SAnitY: Welcome to our world, Adam, Bobby and Kyle. You dance different. As do we. We don't care where you're from, who you think you are, or are going to be in this Universe. The only thing we care about is CHAOS!
Zeda: smiles a lot despite the imminent loss
Sonya Deville: trucks her for a bit, running knee, triangle
Referee: Winner!
(Ronda Rousey: lolwhut
Triple H: shhh)
Danny Burch, "Earlier Today at the PC": wrestles
Oney Lorcan: wrestles *in tandem with him*
Master Regal: looks on approvingly
Ruby Riot: Master Regal?
Master Regal: Hmm?
Ruby Riot: I want a handicap match against the Aussies so I can shut them up for good.
Master Regal: Ruby, I cannot in good conscience allow that to take place. What I can do is allow a tag match to occur and for you to seek a partner to go into battle with.
Ruby: All right.
Hideo: kicks
Kassius: elbows
Hideo: sends him into the post and down the stairs, then kicks him a few more times back in the ring
Kassius: Chair block! Van Ohn...
Hideo: throws the chair back at him
Kassius: OW
Hideo: Mocking kicks! Kassius Ohno, it is past time that you
Kassius: GO TO ROLLING ELBOW! Mocking kicks!
Hideo: Chair assisted hesitation dropkick! Show me respect!
Kassius: blocks the punt in the balls Payback, motherfucker! FLAIR UPPERCUT
Everybody Ever: ow ow OW
Hideo: ...this is even more painful than it looks.
Kassius: ROLLING ELBOW! Byeeee!
Referee: Winner!
Master Regal: It is my honor and privilege to bring out our Women's Champion, Asuka!
Full Sailors: applause, Asuka chants
Asuka: I've been here for almost two years, and...
Full Sailors: Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap
Asuka: I love NXT, love NXT, I grew so much here and am grateful for it.
Master Regal: You've defended the belt with honorsince capturing it. risked everything to defend it, and have etched your name as one of the greatest champions in WWE history. We all know it, and other people noticed too...so negotiations are in progress with Raw and SmackDown Live to acquire your singular talent...
Full Sailors: YES! YES! YES! YES!
Master Regal: ...in a bittersweet moment, since you'll be stepping down as champion.
Full Sailors: NO! NO! NO! NO!
Master Regal: And the rest of the world will come to know what we take as Bible truth...
Asuka: NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA!
Full Sailors: applaud
Women's Division: comes out and applauds
Several Viewers: KAIRI GET DOWN THERE AND FIGHT HER
Men's Division: follows suit
Asuka: You are NXT. I am NXT. And wherever I go, NXT comes with me.
Ember Moon: smiles, walks into the ring
Asuka: extends the Hand of Friendship
Ember:this
Master Regal: weeps slightly but like a real man's man
Full Sailors: buzz
Triple H: enters the ring, hands off the farewell roses
Full Sailors: You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap
Triple H: The woman who spent 523 days as the most dominant NXT Women's Champion ever... the Empress of Tomorrow... Asuka!
Full Sailors: more cheering and applause
Asuka: bows to them all
Full Sailors: Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap
Asuka: bobs in place a bit to the rhythmic clapping
Zelina Vega: DESTROY HIM!
Andrade Almas: Way ahead of you. Let me just set up the knees and
Zelina: WHAT PART OF DESTROY FAILED TO RESONATE WITH YOU
Cien: Right. Hammerlock DDT!
Referee: Winner!
Master Regal: If Misters Cole, Fish and O'Reilly wish to join us here in Full Sail, they are more than welcome to. But they'll do so under contract within the confines of the ring; the days of these sneak attacks are through.
Velveteen Dream: Yes, I am still on this program. I will be so again very soon.
Three Red Shirts: eep
Lars Sullivan: splut splat GORSH
Referee: Winner!
No Way Jose: Nice. Let's see how well you can fight me without jumping me from behind!
Lars: Excellently, actually beats the crap out of Jose like the three schmoes before him, leaves
Jose: (blood curdling in his mouth) OW
Johnny Gargano, "Earlier This Week": Brooklyn was magical. You don't often get moments like that, and...
Some Reporter: What about Zelina throwing in the DIY shirt? Did she...
John Wrestles: I cost myself the match by losing focus. It'll never happen again.
Tino Sabotelli and Riddick Moss: LOL Gargano. Maybe you should just get another tag partner.
J.W.: Maybe one of you can face me next week.
SAnitY: Welcome to our world, Adam, Bobby and Kyle. You dance different. As do we. We don't care where you're from, who you think you are, or are going to be in this Universe. The only thing we care about is CHAOS!
Zeda: smiles a lot despite the imminent loss
Sonya Deville: trucks her for a bit, running knee, triangle
Referee: Winner!
(Ronda Rousey: lolwhut
Triple H: shhh)
Danny Burch, "Earlier Today at the PC": wrestles
Oney Lorcan: wrestles *in tandem with him*
Master Regal: looks on approvingly
Ruby Riot: Master Regal?
Master Regal: Hmm?
Ruby Riot: I want a handicap match against the Aussies so I can shut them up for good.
Master Regal: Ruby, I cannot in good conscience allow that to take place. What I can do is allow a tag match to occur and for you to seek a partner to go into battle with.
Ruby: All right.
Hideo: kicks
Kassius: elbows
Hideo: sends him into the post and down the stairs, then kicks him a few more times back in the ring
Kassius: Chair block! Van Ohn...
Hideo: throws the chair back at him
Kassius: OW
Hideo: Mocking kicks! Kassius Ohno, it is past time that you
Kassius: GO TO ROLLING ELBOW! Mocking kicks!
Hideo: Chair assisted hesitation dropkick! Show me respect!
Kassius: blocks the punt in the balls Payback, motherfucker! FLAIR UPPERCUT
Everybody Ever: ow ow OW
Hideo: ...this is even more painful than it looks.
Kassius: ROLLING ELBOW! Byeeee!
Referee: Winner!
Master Regal: It is my honor and privilege to bring out our Women's Champion, Asuka!
Full Sailors: applause, Asuka chants
Asuka: I've been here for almost two years, and...
Full Sailors: Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap
Asuka: I love NXT, love NXT, I grew so much here and am grateful for it.
Master Regal: You've defended the belt with honorsince capturing it. risked everything to defend it, and have etched your name as one of the greatest champions in WWE history. We all know it, and other people noticed too...so negotiations are in progress with Raw and SmackDown Live to acquire your singular talent...
Full Sailors: YES! YES! YES! YES!
Master Regal: ...in a bittersweet moment, since you'll be stepping down as champion.
Full Sailors: NO! NO! NO! NO!
Master Regal: And the rest of the world will come to know what we take as Bible truth...
Asuka: NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA!
Full Sailors: applaud
Women's Division: comes out and applauds
Several Viewers: KAIRI GET DOWN THERE AND FIGHT HER
Men's Division: follows suit
Asuka: You are NXT. I am NXT. And wherever I go, NXT comes with me.
Ember Moon: smiles, walks into the ring
Asuka: extends the Hand of Friendship
Ember:this
Master Regal: weeps slightly but like a real man's man
Full Sailors: buzz
Triple H: enters the ring, hands off the farewell roses
Full Sailors: You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap You deserve it! clap clap clapclapclap
Triple H: The woman who spent 523 days as the most dominant NXT Women's Champion ever... the Empress of Tomorrow... Asuka!
Full Sailors: more cheering and applause
Asuka: bows to them all
Full Sailors: Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap Thank you, Asuka! clap clap clapclapclap
Asuka: bobs in place a bit to the rhythmic clapping